Almost before He Miao could react,
Jiang Yuan impatiently tugged at He Miao's sleeve, pulling her right out.
Grandpa He followed behind Jiang Yuan, happily waving his lottery ticket.
Amid envious gazes, they got into his granddaughter's car.
As the car drove towards the Sports Lottery Center to claim the prize,
He Miao's mouth just wouldn't stop.
"Seriously, I really don't understand. I spent so much money, why did you two win the big prize?"
"I didn't win anything."
"Going to claim the prize should be your two's business. Why do I have to drive you?"
"Do I owe you something or what?"
He Miao thought about her scratch cards with their pathetic winning rate,
and felt incredibly aggrieved.
Jiang Yuan was annoyed by the girl's constant chatter.
He turned his head and looked at Grandpa He.
Only to see…
Grandpa He had somehow found two wads of tissue paper and stuffed them in his ears.
Jiang Yuan: ???
Live broadcast comments:
"Jiang Yuan realized at this moment that old ginger is spicier."
"Honestly, when I saw the paper wads in Grandpa's ears, my CPU seemed to burn out."
"Suddenly I started to sympathize with Grandpa He. How many times has his granddaughter nagged him to develop such a skilled coping mechanism!"
"The old man won 100,000 with the lottery, does he need your sympathy?"
"???"
"The brother in front is so heartless!"
"I'm different. I sympathize with He Miao. So much money, all lost… Poor thing…"
"She hasn't even graduated yet and drives a Land Rover, does she need your sympathy?"
"???"
"I didn't even send a comment, but my heart is pierced with holes by the comments!"
"Where did this big brother come from, his words are so cutting?!"
"Okay, I don't sympathize with anyone anymore, I only sympathize with myself, because I'm a poor bum…"
"At this moment, a 280-pound burly man shed tears of sadness…"
"…"
-
Looking at the two wads of paper in Grandpa He's ears,
Jiang Yuan's fingers twitched slightly.
Just when everyone thought that
Jiang Yuan would choose to imitate Grandpa He and stuff wads of tissue paper in his own ears,
Jiang Yuan's voice rang out.
"He Miao, while you're driving, take a look at your grandpa."
"Oh, mainly look at the paper in your grandpa's ears."
He Miao turned her head.
Her eyes were about to burst with anger.
Live broadcast comments:
"???"
"Suddenly realized that the extent of Jiang Yuan's dogginess may have exceeded the cognition of an ordinary person!"
"I could only think that he might imitate Grandpa He, who knew this dog thing would actually dismantle someone else's protective shield?!"
"Have to say, although what Jiang Yuan did was very dog-like, but putting myself in his shoes, tsk!"
"Thank you to the substitution hero in front, I enjoyed it!"
"I enjoyed it too!"
"Enjoyed it! + 10086…"
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The car suddenly pulled over and stopped.
Grandpa He, who was dozing off by the car window, suddenly woke up.
Seeing the car pull over,
his tone was filled with barely suppressed excitement.
"We're at the Sports Lottery Center?"
"Granddaughter, you wait here for a while!"
"Xiao Jiang and I will go claim the prize now!"
Grandpa He planned to open the car door and rush out.
But…
"Huh?"
Grandpa He tried to pull the car door a few times.
Unexpectedly, he found that the car door didn't budge.
He turned his head to look at his granddaughter.
"Isn't…"
"Is the car door locked…"
Before Grandpa He could finish speaking,
he met He Miao's murderous gaze.
"Glug — —"
Grandpa He swallowed hard.
Then.
He asked cautiously.
"Granddaughter…"
"Weren't we just fine a moment ago? Why are you suddenly angry?"
Seeing that He Miao was just staring at him angrily and aggrieved, but didn't say a word,
Grandpa He's brain suddenly turned on.
He turned his head.
Pointing at Jiang Yuan sitting in the back, he shouted: "Did this kid say something while I was almost asleep?!"
Jiang Yuan widened his eyes in disbelief.
This old man…
When did he become so smart?!
He could actually guess that He Miao was suddenly angry
because he had said something?!
Live broadcast comments:
"Brothers, I was suddenly shown up by Grandpa He's high IQ!"
"I was also shocked! How could this old man not follow the script? How could he suddenly become smart?"
"Seeing Jiang Yuan's flustered look, I want to laugh. You dog thing has this day too!"
"Grandpa He is mighty!"
"…"
-
Just the next second when Jiang Yuan was still a little worried.
Grandpa He's overly witty voice rang out again.
"Was it when I almost fell asleep that this kid made you angry!"
"Did he show off to you that he won a million?"
"I knew it, this kid is definitely not a good thing!"
Listening to Grandpa He's indignant voice,
Jiang Yuan couldn't help but curl up the corners of his lips slightly.
Tsk!
He overestimated Grandpa He's IQ.
Seeing the upward arc at the corner of Jiang Yuan's lips,
Grandpa He looked at this kid and instantly felt even more displeased.
He began to blow his beard and glare.
"What do you mean by that, kid?!"
"You bullied my granddaughter just now, and you still have the nerve to laugh!"
"Don't think that just because we're roommates, I won't dare to touch you!"
As soon as he finished speaking,
Grandpa He saw Jiang Yuan open his mouth.
Watching Jiang Yuan open his mouth,
the follow-up photographer's lips twitched.
How could this contestant he was following have so many tricks!
Grandpa He had paper wads in his ears and couldn't judge clearly.
But he, who didn't have paper wads in his ears, could see clearly.
This dog thing Jiang Yuan only moved his lips as a fake gesture.
Actually…
Was there any difference from before?
Jiang Yuan still didn't make a sound!
It was really pitiful for Grandpa He, at such an old age.
He was still being tricked by a dog thing like Jiang Yuan.
"Xiao Jiang!"
"What are you saying? I can't hear you!"
Under Grandpa He's question,
Jiang Yuan became even more "hoarse" in his expression.
Under the camera,
Jiang Yuan pretended to be straining his throat.
Making a look of screaming with all his might.
Seeing Jiang Yuan's dog-like appearance, the follow-up photographer's lips twitched again.
This dog thing!
He pretended so realistically.
But actually.
Was there any difference between this time and before?
Jiang Yuan still didn't make a sound!
It was really pitiful for Grandpa He, at such an old age.
He was still being tricked by a dog thing like Jiang Yuan.
"Xiao Jiang!"
"What are you saying? I can't hear you!"
Under Grandpa He's question.
Jiang Yuan expressed himself even more "hoarsely".
Grandpa He, who still couldn't hear what Jiang Yuan was saying, finally realized.
He took off the paper wads from his ears.
Preparing to listen carefully to what this kid Jiang Yuan was saying.
Who knew.
The paper wads had just been taken off.
The next second.
His eardrums were almost shattered!
He heard his little river lioness.
"Grandpa!"
"I'm talking, and you actually put paper wads in your ears!"