Li Qingcha had not expected this.
tsk...
It's more troublesome than I imagined.
She fell into deep thought.
Ji Gaoyun, who was standing by, was at a loss for words and said in a panic, "What...what should I do?"
Li Qingcha said: "Why are you panicking?"
"Sir, do you have any idea?"
"Humph! Since you can't solve the problem, then solve the person who raised the problem."
hiss……
Ji Gaoyun took a breath of cold air.
"My lord, you want to kill..."
Before he could even utter the word "君" in "亡君", Li Qingcha glared at him fiercely, forcing him to hold it back.
Li Qingcha said: "What are you thinking about?"
Ji Gaoyun was puzzled and asked: "But, you just..."
"It's very simple. We just need to let His Majesty know that all the people in this world hate the Heaven Sect and the Human Sect. If we hate these two sects, isn't that the same as accepting the Earth Sect?"
"But the philosophies of the Heavenly and Human sects are contradictory. How can we hate them at the same time?"
Ji Gaoyun was confused.
Li Qingcha said: "We can do a poll."
“What are polls?”
"Public opinion surveys are conducted by asking relevant questions to some people, with the goal of 'accurately' reflecting public opinion trends."
"This……"
Ji Gaoyun still didn't quite understand.
How can this method make a person hate both the heavenly and human sects at the same time?
It sounds impossible~
He looked confused.
Li Qingcha sighed.
"I'll ask, you answer. Are you worried that elopement will lead to the collapse of social ethics?"
"Yes."
"Are you afraid when you see someone armed on the street?"
"Yes."
"Do you think that revenge should be sought through the government, rather than through force?"
"Yes."
"Do you think that extreme passion is an unacceptable view?"
"..."
"Yes or no?"
"Yes."
Li Qingcha spread his hands.
"Of course, you said so many 'yes' before, it's impossible to say 'no' to the last question."
Ji Gaoyun: ???
What the hell is going on?!
I clearly have no ill feelings towards Renzong, so why did I resolutely oppose the core concept of Renzong after asking some questions? ?
He asked, "Where is Tian Zong?"
Li Qingcha was helpless, thinking that this person's reaction was too slow.
"We can also use a similar method... Um... When you let your children study, do you support education for all and oppose teaching only the gifted?"
"Yes."
"Do you think that every New Year's Eve should be a time of joy and happiness?"
"Yes."
“Do you feel sad because of the indifference of your relatives, friends, and neighbors?”
"Yes."
"Do you think that abandoning the joys and sorrows of the world and returning to oblivion is an unacceptable view?"
"..."
Ji Gaoyun was shocked.
Completely and utterly shocked,
"How...how could it be...how could it be like this...I didn't...I just..."
He said he couldn't speak anymore.
Li Qingcha patted his shoulder.
"It's okay, it's not your fault."
"what……"
"Look, there's no one in this world who doesn't love Di Zong, right?"
"..."
"Yes or no?"
"Yes."
Ji Gaoyun answered this subconsciously.
Li Qingcha's mouth curled up.
It is impossible to take the blame for someone else, and it is also impossible to work as a part-time worker.
Fishing is the way to go.
Chapter 286 Shame! So shameful!
The discussion is over,
Ji Gaoyun's mind was still a little hazy.
Am I against the human sect?
I am against Tianzong?
Are my thoughts still mine?
……
A bunch of questions piled up in my mind.
Moreover, the answers to these questions were originally certain, but now they have become extremely uncertain.
Luo Weiyang came over,
"How did you come up with this idea?"
Li Qingcha smiled.
"Don't say it, don't say it."
"What are you so proud of?"
"Hey~"
It was impossible for Li Qingcha to explain that he learned these routines from watching "Yes, Prime Minister" and "Yes, Minister", so he could only act stupid and cute.
Luo Weiyang raised her nose and didn't ask any more questions.
The longer she interacted with Li Qingcha, the more she believed that there were people in this world who were born with knowledge.
Seeing that Ji Gaoyun was still confused, Li Qingcha cleared his throat.
"what do you think?"
Ji Gaoyun: “…”
"Hmm... I don't know what to do..."
"It's very simple. When the time comes, we will submit a report stating how many people we have investigated and how many of them do not support extreme love and how many do not support abandoning the sorrows and joys of the world and returning to oblivion."
"..."
This is obviously feasible.
But Ji Gaoyun always felt that there was something wrong, because what Li Qingcha did was equivalent to conducting a five-question poll and only presenting the result of the last question to the emperor.
It's true that I didn't lie.
But, this can't be considered as telling the truth, right?
Ji Gaoyun couldn't help but mutter, "Is this really okay?"
Li Qingcha frowned and said nothing.
Seeing her reaction, Ji Gaoyun immediately said, "There is indeed a problem!"
"Yes, indeed. Because if we follow the questions I just planned, the result might be that after investigating so many people, 100% do not support the Human Sect and 100% do not support the Heaven Sect. That's too fake."
"Is this the problem you're talking about?"
"Isn't this a big problem? It seriously affects my ability to slack off...ah...no, it seriously affects the authority of our Daolu Division."
Ji Gaoyun was speechless.
Luo Weiyang on the side tried hard to hold back her laughter.
Someone just said "moyu" accidentally, right?
You must have said it!
She turned her head, pinched Li Qingcha's arm, and said in a low voice: "After all, there is the emperor's order, you can do it, but don't go too far."
Li Qingcha nodded.
"I know that 100% is indeed too much."
"You really... Never mind, I won't say anything."
The girl's tone didn't sound angry at all, but rather very cute.
I think Xiang Nanyu, who is hiding in the dark, has the same attitude.
Ji Gaoyun on the side also gave up struggling.
Although Li Qingcha's method is ridiculous, it can be used without offending the Heaven and Human Sects. Most importantly, he does not need to ask the Ministry of Revenue for money. He only needs to borrow people from the Ministry of Rites, the superior unit, to do it.
It's like killing three birds with one stone.
Ji Gaoyun figured it out. Since he was powerless to resist, he might as well lie down and enjoy it.
Who doesn’t have a vulnerable side in their soul?
He said, "Sir, please think about the problem clearly in the office. I will go to the next door to borrow a clerk now."
Li Qingcha was puzzled.
"Next door? Honglu Temple?"
"No, no, no, I'm going to the Ministry of Rites. Since you want to do... um... a poll, you need people to ask questions. There are only two of us in the Ministry of Rites, so that's definitely not enough."
