Chapter 772: Extremely Stupid
If it weren't for the fact that he wanted to be with her in the paddock and his injured ankle made it unsuitable for him to participate in the competition, he would have been determined to return to Bojian also asked, "Have you asked the imperial physician to take a look?"
"I've already seen it." Long Chi'an smiled.
It was just that he had just returned too early, and his uncle the Emperor insisted that he see the imperial physician first.
Otherwise, he wanted Yan Funing to help with the treatment.
Shi Yangyang helped add: "My brother shouldn't do any strenuous activities these days, so he won't be able to participate in the bear catching tomorrow."
"It's okay, it's okay, let's just watch the fun." Yan Bojian said.
Anyway, he had never caught a bear before.
Long Xu was too lazy to exchange pleasantries with them and directly handed the shaved wood to Yan Funing: "Cousin, here, skewers of meat."
"You peeled it so fine, can you use it to skewer meat?"
"Yes, it is well-cut and delicious." Long Xu lowered his voice and directly stated his purpose, "I don't hunt, and I don't want to eat fox meat or mutton, which are smelly and stinky. I want to eat your chicken and rabbit meat."
"Okay." Yan Funing took the stick.
Fu Ciyi took out a dagger and dealt with the pheasant and hare skillfully.
Then use wooden sticks to string them together and roast them over the fire.
The night is getting darker.
The aroma of barbecue wafted out.
Yan Funing went back to the tent to get the seasoning and sprinkled it on the chicken and rabbit meat. Suddenly, the aroma became stronger.
Pheasants and rabbits are actually quite fat, but compared to other animals, they are small in size.
The couple, plus Fu Jiang, were just enough for Long Xu to eat at this moment.
Who would have thought that as soon as the aroma came out, Yan Bojian moved over and said, "Sister, brother-in-law, I want to eat yours too."
Yan Xinghe was not as thick-skinned as Yan Bojian, so he came over and said, "Yes, give me some."
"I want one too. My arm is injured and I need chicken wings to heal it the most." Pang Anmeng raised his injured hand with difficulty.
Pang Gaozhuo went directly to Fu Ciyi's side: "Our relationship..."
He didn't say anything further, but there was a vague threat in his voice just for a bite of food.
Fu Ciyi knew that even if he was not given food, he would keep the secret.
But he was unhappy because so many people wanted to take advantage of him.
Pheasants and hares are what the couple wants to eat.
Long Chi'an really wanted to eat it but was too embarrassed to ask for it. He signaled Shi Yangyang with his eyes, and Shi Yangyang also asked for a share.
Yan Funing smiled, raised the seasoning bottle in her hand and shook it: "There really isn't enough chicken and rabbit meat to share. If you want to eat other meats, roast them first. I can lend you the seasoning. Oh, by the way, it will take too long to roast the whole sheep and deer. I suggest you cut them into small pieces and string them together."
"Good idea!" everyone said.
Suddenly, a lot more people joined in on wood carving.
Long Xu smiled and shook his head.
Half an hour later, in the huge camp, the open space in front of the tents in the southeast corner was the most joyful.
The emperor followed the scent.
"You are the first ones to eat. It turns out that it was cut and roasted." The emperor smiled kindly, which was rare for him.
Everyone hurriedly greeted him: "Greetings, Your Majesty!"
"No need to be polite." The emperor said with a smile, "May I have a taste?"
Everyone looked at Yan Funing.
The emperor asked again with a smile: "Why are you all looking at her?"
"Your Majesty, it's mainly due to my sister's cooking skills." Yan Bojian said, grabbing a handful of mutton skewers and handing them to the emperor, "Please try it."
The eunuch hurried forward to test the poison.
Not only were silver needles used for testing, but young eunuchs also tasted the food.
Seeing this, everyone present held their breath.
After a while, the eunuch nodded, and the emperor began to eat with a smile.
"Well, it's very good."
The emperor gave a thumbs up and asked the eunuch to take the kebabs given by Yan Bojian back to the dragon tent.
When the emperor made this move, people came one after another.
Not only children from aristocratic families, but also children from royal families.
"Although Master Fu can only catch pheasants and rabbits, fortunately his uncle can hunt deer and sheep."
"It smells really good, but I wonder if it's safe to eat?"
"Come, give us a taste." Yan Bojian was angry when he heard this: "How can you talk like that?"
Yan Funing told her two brothers what she had heard in the evening.
Yan Bojian raised his eyebrows: "No."
"I want to eat because I think highly of you." Long Lihui said loudly.
As he said this, he raised his hand and everyone came forward, intending to snatch it.
But at this moment, he was facing the Yan brothers, the Pang brothers and sisters, and the Shi brothers and sisters.
Even if the people following Long Lihui wanted to grab the things, they would think twice and wait for Long Lihui to reach out first before they would.
Long Lihui glanced at Fu Ciyi.
I felt inexplicably suppressed by it, and my half-extended hand froze in mid-air.
At this moment, the prince walked over, followed by the Cai brothers and sisters.
"Since the barbecue here smells delicious, it's nothing wrong for everyone to try it."
The prince's words seemed to give Long Lihui confidence. He immediately reached out to grab it, but Yan Bojian grabbed his wrist.
The scene began to become chaotic.
Taking this opportunity, Cai Mushi glanced at her brother.
Cai Mingzhi understood, took out a dagger, and quietly walked behind Yan Funing.
Fu Ciyi saw it from the corner of his eye, and pretended to raise his hand casually. The dagger that was clearly pointing at Yan Funing's cheek actually slashed Cai Mingzhi's own face.
The dagger fell to the ground.
Cai Mingzhi covered his face and was about to shout, but Pang Anmeng spoke first.
"Mr. Cai, what are you doing with the dagger?"
"I, I just wanted to cut a piece of meat to eat, but I didn't expect to be squeezed by the crowd and cut my face."
Cai Mingzhi was panicked, afraid that someone would find out that he was up to something bad.
The prince glanced at him and said, "Fool, the meat is already skewered, what are you cutting?"
Cai Mingzhi could only smile foolishly.
However, his face was in constant pain, so he ran away to find a doctor.
At this time, Yan Xinghe said in a clear voice: "Our barbecue is delicious, but we cannot entertain you. It's not that we are stingy, but if you get something bad from eating it, we will not be responsible. For example, at the very least, you will get diarrhea, and at the worst, ..."
The words were not made clear.
After a slight pause, he continued, "If you fail to win the first prize because of this, please do not blame me at that time."
After he finished speaking, the prince frowned.
Long Lihui retracted his hand, and the people following him also stepped back.
The people who arrived later also stopped thinking of moving forward.
The prince turned around and said: "We have plenty of prey, let's eat what we have hunted."
After a while, the southeast corner returned to its previous harmony.
Yan Funing gave Yan Xinghe a thumbs up: "Second brother is awesome!"
Yan Xinghe was delighted when he heard this, and took the opportunity to say, "Sister, give me a chicken drumstick."
Fu Ciyi poked the food onto the wooden skewer and handed it over.
"Chicken wing roots?" Yan Xinghe shook his head. "Brother-in-law, are you trying to fool people like this?"
Fu Ciyi said calmly, and handed over the chicken wing root: "Fu Ning and I will each have a chicken leg."
The implication is that he can eat it or not.
"Well, a flying kick is also a leg."
Yan Xinghe took it and took a bite angrily.
It tasted pretty good. Just when I was about to order another one, my third brother's face came closer and I saw him gnawing on another chicken wing.
When I was about to settle for chicken wings, I turned around and saw Pang Anmeng and Long Xu each having one.
On the other side, the Cai brothers and sisters left the imperial physician's tent.
There was no one around, Cai Mushi scolded: "You are so stupid, you were going to cut her face, why did you cut yourself?"
Cai Mingzhi said: "I don't know what's going on either."
I just felt my elbow go numb and the dagger became out of control.
"Don't worry, I will succeed tomorrow," he added.
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