"It's very simple, but you can't wake up someone who pretends to be asleep."
When such words fell into his ears, Qingzi frowned slightly and remained silent for a moment.
"------"
During the silence, Erquette raised his head and said, "Isn't today's dinner ready?"
Aozaki Aoko seemed to have just come back to her senses.
"Well, Xiang Yu and Ake Hiko are out on a date, and Gao Changgong has to take care of them and lead the symphony club to prepare for the competition."
In this dream, Xiang Yu is a student in the same grade as Yu Zhe and Ritsuka, and is the ace of the basketball club, while Akubeko is a stupid senior who repeated the grade for love.
By the way, the title of idiot senior was given to me by Yu Zhe.
"You can be so bad at arithmetic. Are you really Chinese?"
The rest of her words were filled with stereotypes, which basically turned Akuko into a cat with explosive hair in an instant.
She was a little irritable and overturned the table, and that class was a chemistry class, so in the incredible explosion, she left her own legend.
Lanling King Gao Changgong is the music teacher of the school. He is not only the instructor of the wind performance department, but also the theoretical manager of Wanyeting, also known as the so-called life teacher.
The rest thought of this and asked: "Where is Erike?"
"She went to work." Qingzi thought for a while and added, "She went to Hong's shop to help."
Youzhu raised her face slightly, "I used to be very curious as to why Hong's restaurant is so good. Whether it's cooking or other things, he is simply a legendary chef."
"Now that I think about it, she was originally a heroic spirit, so it's strange that the store she opened is unknown."
Kuonji Yuju's words reached his ears, and the rest of them blinked.
Arquette finally put down her phone and closed her eyes. Drool leaked from the corners of her mouth. She thought of the dishes cooked by Red Enma.
"------"
Seeing that the pure white princess didn't look reserved at all, the others couldn't help but sigh.
Erquette was not like this at the beginning. She still maintained the teachings of the true ancestors in the thousand-year city at first and maintained the appearance of a noble little princess. However, as the time they spent together grew, Erquette seemed to gradually She threw away unnecessary things like her brain and became a crazy girl.
"It seems that no one is cooking today." The rest looked around and said, "Let's go to Hong Yanmo's shop to eat."
After saying this, I squatted down and lifted the girl with short orange hair out from the corner of the living room.
"Van Gogh, let's go too!"
"Hey hey... can Van Gogh go too? As long as he stays in a corner where no one is around..."
"Alright alright, let's go."
……
Hundreds of kilometers above the ground, a city in the sky with a diameter of more than fifteen kilometers stands quietly.
Shidunai sat calmly on the throne in a hall.
"That's right, my brother-in-law has worked really hard."
Saying this, she opened her eyes and looked at the servants who had completed their incarnation in the hall, with a strange expression.
Clinehid asked: "Did something happen?"
Zhidunai thought for a while, then opened his red lips.
"Clinhilde, what kind of person do you think Siegfried is?"
Regarding such a question, Clinhide spoke angrily.
"What kind of person, a big idiot with a stupid face! He doesn't understand anything at all!"
For such an answer, Shidunai was not surprised. On the contrary, Musashi next to him kept nodding "hmm".
Siegfried stood quietly at the back, with a majestic figure, and showed a hint of disappointment in response to his wife's complaints.
Vritra narrowed his eyes and said calmly: "Woman from a foreign country, what Shidunai wants to ask is actually what do you like about this hero?"
"Alas, what are you talking about...I was just...played by fate and married him under the orders of my parents..."
Clinhide hesitated.
Vritra asked further: "So what do you like about him?"
"this and that?"
"Is it the heroic spirit, the courage to face difficulties, or the handsome appearance..."
Vritra moved slightly closer to Clinhilde's pretty face.
The blond lady's eyes were full of wavering, and even her delicate body was trembling a little. She shivered and was shrouded in the shadow of the evil dragon.
On the other side, Thousand Sons Muramasa and Cu Chulainn showed expressions of watching the show, but in fact they were not the only are also a bunch of fun people who all have the same expression.
"Well----"
Clinhilde seemed to be burned out, her face turned red with embarrassment, and steam seemed to come out.
"all……"
"Ok?"
"Like all of them."
Seeing the looks of Clinhilde and Siegfried in his eyes, Shido couldn't help but sigh, "It's so twisted..."
Siegfried's expression became serious, and he stepped forward and said seriously: "Lord Shidunai, I don't think there is any distortion in my wife's feelings."
The hero's proclamation echoed through the halls.
"But Kelin Xied is a berserker, right?" Shidunai's eyebrows narrowed slightly, like bright crescents, "There should still be a lot of problems, right?"
"It's my problem!" Siegfried looked sternly, "Because I am too dull, and my wife is very smart, I am also a little unsure, thinking that even if I don't say it, she can know that I love her... "
"I'm very sorry, I was too stupid."
As a result, the dragon-slaying hero began to apologize again, while Clinhide beside him was like a sunk battleship, with white smoke seeming to come out of his head.
The corners of Zhidu Nei's mouth were slightly raised, and his eyes were lowered.
"I'm not talking about you... maybe if you haven't met Xiang Yu and Yu Ji, their feelings will be the same as yours."
"No, it should be said that it was twisted from the beginning."
The Holy Grail, which is supposed to save mankind, laments this feeling.
Because you look lonely: Chapter 285 Grandpa is fishing by the river
Beside the river, a handsome man wearing ancient Qin-style clothes was fishing.
Jiang Taigong looked at the fish basket that still had zero harvest today. He was not sad, but his brows twitched used all his strength to invade this dream. At this time, he was already like a disabled person, and he would probably return to the Seat of Heroes in a while.
This place is Fujimaru Ritsuka's hometown and her high school years. In a word, it is a singularity, but it is a singularity that combines with the Kingdom of Dreams.
All in all, it's very strange.
"Seven days have passed, but many people have been awakened." Jiang Taigong couldn't help but mutter, "But there is no one who really needs to be awakened..."
As he said this, Taigong Jiang couldn't help but turn around and saw that under the setting sun, I was pushing Li Xiang's bicycle as usual, walking on the way home with the red-haired girl.
"Hey, Master, can you come over here?"
Jiang Taigong put his hands around his lips, like a small loudspeaker.
Hearing the words, the rest in the distance chatted with Lixiang for a while, so that the girl could say goodbye and walked towards Jiang Taigong.
"Grandpa, what's the matter?"
The rest walked to Jiang Taigong and asked.
Jiang Taigong stretched out his hand and patted the cement floor beside him. The others didn't care and sat directly next to Jiang Taigong.
Jiang Taigong looked at the sparkling river.
"Master, are you really serious about awakening them?"
"Why did Grand Duke say this?" The rest was slightly startled, "I have awakened many people in the past few days~"
"for example?"
The rest smiled and said: "First of all, Erquette..."
"Yeah, that's great!" Jiang Taigong praised loudly, "Although she was awake all the time, you still married the princess of the true ancestor, おめでとう!"
"..."
The others were not annoyed by Jiang Taigong's slightly sinister remarks and continued: "In addition, Qingzi, Youzhu and Van Gogh who were in the same apartment were also awakened. They are already awake."
"Later, I went to Kurenai's restaurant and woke up the little sparrow (Red Enma) and Erikase."
"In addition, there is Suzuka Gozen, who is a hot girl high school student, Kiara, who is a doctor, and Ranmaru X, who is the same generation as Erise."
"Ibuki, who is the leader of the yakuza, and Minamoto Yorimitsu, who inherited the dojo."
The rest are about the identities of the girls in the dream. It seems that because of the dream, the inhuman characteristics of the girls have been weakened and can be ignored.
"Even Ying Wei, who has been living alone and hiding in the studio, I woke up!"
The rest proudly expressed their work over the past seven days.
Jiang Taigong said: "That's great! You have completed the part that can be easily completed, and the rest should not be a problem!"
"For example, the eldest lady who was born with a connection to the roots, the literary giant Yamato who turned into a Death Apostle, Yu Ji and Xiang Yu who didn't want to wake up, the cave king who pretended to be Ritsuka's neighbor, and Miss Crane who stepped on a sewing machine and made smoke... …”
Jiang Taigong said: "You must have made plans to wake them up. I only need to wait for a day or two, and I can easily wake up Li Xiang and end this strange belt."
"Right?"
Finally, the pronunciation of the two characters Jiang Taigong is emphasized.
"Forehead……"
The rest were speechless for a moment, their eyes evasive.
Jiang Taigong just smiled and looked sideways at him.
"Hey, Lord, what have you done in the past seven days?"
This question made the rest fall into deep thought.
Jiang Taigong spoke calmly.
"Miss Yuzu, she is the great witch of the West. She must have unexpected ideas and rare wisdom, right?"
The rest remembered Kuonji Yuju who had been unable to get out of bed for a whole day because of excessive demands, and who was too ashamed to go out because of the incident.
"There is also the Blue Magician, who has mastered the magic of only five in the world. He must have given a lot of help, right?"
Aozaki Aoko, who was involved in this incident, was sitting calmly in the activity room of the student union.
Her face was slightly flushed, and her beautiful hands involuntarily pressed on her closed thighs, pinching the hem of her skirt nervously, for fear that the substance injected during her lunch break would leak out.
Taigong Wang on the river bank continued to admire.
"The ghost of hell, Lord Red Enma who cooks very delicious food, and Lord Utsumi, the son of Huangquan, must also be your help, right?"
The rest couldn't help but turn their heads.
One is a ghost whose body remains at the age of ten years old, and the other is the daughter of God in her prime.
They have recently become accustomed to using parts of their bodies that are not easily injured to please their lovers.
Jiang Taigong smiled and said: "The lively and cheerful Suzuka Gozen is the beloved daughter of the Demon King. If you get serious, your calculation ability is completely better than mine~"
"Has she already made a plan for you?"
Such a question left the rest of the family wondering how to answer it, because Suzuka Gozen would rather be a carefree high school girl than make any elaborate calculations.
The only place where I could use my brain was to help Yu Zi find a place in school where no one would come.
For example, abandoned classrooms, dark sports equipment warehouses, and getting the key to the school rooftop...
The rest couldn't help but lower their heads, showing a bit of shame.
Jiang Taigong didn't seem to pay attention at all, and continued: "Ying Wei and Van Gogh are both descendants, with the power of alien gods. I saw you going sketching together before, so you must be exploring the terrain of this singular point."
In fact, both Katsushika Yingwei and Van Gogh were art students at the school, and the rest happily spent time in the empty classroom, bringing a wonderful experience to Katsushika Yingwei.