Chapter 125: Fighting in the Arena
Qi Long and Sha Yi left the hotel together. They left quite late because Sha Yi was splashed with water. He went to his room, took a quick shower and changed clothes, and begged Qi Long to wait for him, so Qi Long waited for him for a while.
After the two left the hotel, they received a task from the program team. They had to learn various martial arts secrets and PK in the ring. Both of them had strong martial arts skills, but none of them was the strongest.
When I arrived at the mission location, I saw Qin Xiaoxian walking around with a fly swatter.
"What kind of martial arts do you have?" Qi Long asked.
Qin Xiaoxian gestured twice: "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"
"Not great, I have something great here, would you like to exchange with me?"
Sha Yi was puzzled: "When did you learn martial arts?"
Qi Long, who took out the hotel's disposable toothbrush and was about to call his junior apprentice apprentice You, immediately looked at Sha Yi speechlessly, "Aren't you just making trouble?"
"Our members have a prior mission and can obtain something, but you two guests don't know it!" Qi Long reacted immediately.
Qin Xiaoxian and Sha Yi looked at Qi Long in confusion, and Qi Long took out a disposable towel from his bag.
"Look, this is called the Tao of Nature. When you fight with me, I will show this and raise my hands above my head, then you can't hit me. Isn't it awesome?" Qi Long showed the white towel.
Qin Xiaoxian and Sha Yi laughed together.
Qin Xiaoxian: "Raise the white flag?"
"Hahahahahaha!" Sha Yi patted Qi Long's shoulder and laughed.
Qi Long pulled the two of them together and proposed the idea of forming an alliance. There were only three martial arts secret books. Qin Xiaoxian told the two where to practice the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. They monopolized the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, and others had none, which was equivalent to having an advantage.
Both of them thought that what Qi Long said was right, but they were wary of him. They made Qi Long swear not to form an alliance with others before they agreed to this statement.
Qi Long nodded solemnly: "Okay, I won't form an alliance with anyone else, just our team of three!"
Qi Long turned around and greeted Luo Zhiqiang who was passing by: "Do you want to form a partnership?"
"Are you playing word games here?" Sha Yi hit him.
Qi Long waved his hand and said, "If you don't believe me, forget it. I'll go learn martial arts by myself!"
Everyone separated and went to learn martial arts.
In this scene, there are many mission points, and you can learn martial arts after completing the missions.
Qi Long came to a fruit stall, and the owner asked him to choose a fruit. He chose an ordinary orange and was told that his task was to smash the orange. After breaking it, he would get a fly swatter and the secret book "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing"!
After learning this, Qi Long found a bag, put all the fruits in it, and placed it under the table, leaving the durian on the table: "Master, I have an idea for you. They will definitely not be able to take pictures of the durian when the time comes. You can let him eat the durian!"
The master applauded Qi Long's suggestion and threw the fruit bag to him: "Then you can eat it! This is useless."
"Row!"
Qi Long was strolling with fruits in his hand, and he met an old man playing the erhu. The old man played the erhu in a melodious and graceful way. Qi Long asked, "I want to learn martial arts!"
"If you can cry when listening to my erhu, I will let you learn it!" The old man issued a task.
Qi Long opened his eyes wide and let the wind blow into them, then built up his emotions. There were mourning scenes in crosstalk, and he planned to try that part. What if he burst into tears?
"challenge!"
At the moment the challenge began, the old man's erhu instantly changed the music and played a cheerful "Spring Festival Overture".
“Hahahahahahahahahaha” Qi Long was amused: “How can you make me cry?”
At this time, Sun Honglei appeared at the side of the alley, and Qi Long greeted him.
"Long, if I had known earlier, I would have given Yixing to you. He kept me busy all night!" Sun Honglei's eyes were small to begin with, and now they are even smaller when he can't open them.
Qi Long: "How did it happen?"
What kind of lewd words are you using? What do you mean by tossing and turning!
"He was watching that funny video and insisted that I watch it with him. He was laughing the whole time. Hahahaha!" Sun Honglei said helplessly, covering his face.
Qi Long laughed along: "Hahahaha, Sha Yi came to my room, and I found that my room is on the roof."
After sharing the story of how he tricked Sha Yi, Sun Honglei's eyes lit up: "This guy is easy to bully. I'm going to trick him later. Hahahaha, let's form an alliance? Brothers!"
"Try this first. I need to see how strong you are!"
Professional actors are just professional actors. The erhu was playing a cheerful song and Qi Long was deliberately dancing the yangko in a funny way in front of Sun Honglei. But not long after, Sun Honglei closed his eyes and tears rolled down.
Qi Long gave a thumbs up sincerely: "Strong!"
The old man took out the secret book and was about to pick one out of the three to give to Sun Honglei, but Sun Honglei reached out and grabbed the three books and ran away.
Qi Long was stunned: "A bandit? What I said in the crosstalk was right, if he wasn't an actor, he would definitely be a hazard to society. Give me a copy, Brother Honglei!"
As he said that, Qi Long chased after him.
Of course Sun Honglei wouldn't give it to him. What alliance? That's just talk. Anyone who really wants to form an alliance is a fool!
Qi Long had no choice but to take out the letter of challenge.
After completing the training, one will not only obtain martial arts secrets, but also a challenge letter. By sticking it on other people, one can challenge them. After sticking it on other people, the challenge must be accepted and they must go onto the stage. The winner can take away one of the opponent's martial arts skills.
Of course I have to try your three techniques!
The two men came to the ring. Qi Long stood up from the ground with a somersault, and clasped his hands towards Sun Honglei: "I am a martial artist and I don't even have any weapons with me today, but I can still defeat you!"
"What weapons do you know?" Sun Honglei asked disdainfully.
"Knives, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hatchets, hooks, hairpins, whips, maces, hammers, claws, borings, sticks, lances, clubs, crutch, meteors. Things with hooks, things with points, things with toughness, things with thorns, things with Emei needles, things with chains, things that can be thrown out, things that can be strangled. I am good at everything!" "Hahahaha, you talk so lively, but you are not good at anything in the end?" The host of the ring, the host of the traditional boxing match "Wulin Feng", answered.
Qi Long laughed and said, "Scare him!"
The host looked to the other side and said, "What is this gentleman capable of?"
Before Sun Honglei could speak, Qi Long said, "He is good at swordplay!"
"You're the one being mean. I'm good with guns. I make spy movies. Pistols!"
Qi Long nodded and said with a wicked smile: "I see, you are good at masturbation!"
“Hahahahahaha!” Sun Honglei didn’t expect to be confronted like this. He kept his master-like demeanor and laughed: “I tell you, a gun is faster at a distance of ten steps!”
"Within ten steps?"
"The gun is fast and accurate!"
The two of them talked a lot of trash before the game, but in reality the match was decided by one move, because Qi Long only had one move, the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, and Sun Honglei only had one move, the Seven Injury Fist.
Two people were posing there, but there were no special effects. You punched and I slapped, and the scene was very awkward.
In the end, the referee ruled that the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms won, and Qi Long robbed Sun Honglei of one of his Seven Injury Fists.
"The Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms are really powerful. I have to see who has learned it and then learn from them. The road ahead is long, we will meet again!" Sun Honglei left a secret book behind and left.
After Qi Long left the ring, he ran into Qin Xiaoxian: "Xiaoxian, do you know where else there are tasks? I have to go and learn!"
"Uncle, I'll take you there!" Qin Xiaoxian pointed in a direction.
As soon as he took a step, Qin Xiaoxian put the challenge letter on Qi Long's back. Qi Long was surprised: "Huh?"
"Uncle, I just heard that you only had one martial art, and now you have two. I'm going to defeat you!" Qin Xiaoxian said proudly.
As a last resort, Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian went on the stage again, and they hadn't even walked out of the ring yet.
The uncle and nephew came to the ring. Qi Long looked at Qin Xiaoxian and said, "Have you memorized the lines from The Bodyguard? Show me the part about the Liuhe Gun!"
"Ah?" Qin Xiaoxian was confused. Are there any on-site spot checks for homework?
"What? I'm your uncle, and I'm going to test you now!"
Qin Xiaoxian: "I know how to use the Liuhe Spear."
Qi Long asked him: "What is Liuhe Gun?"
"There are three combinations inside and three combinations outside."
"Inner Trinity?"
"Heart, spirit, courage."
"Outer Sanhe?"
"Hands, feet, and eyes."
"Are there any praises?"
Qin Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment: "Of course there is, one bundle is what, two bundles are what, three bundles are what, four bundles are what, five bundles are what."
"It's Nezha, remember it, one pierce the eyebrows, two pierce the heart, three pierce the navel, four pierce the genitals, five pierce the knees, six pierce the feet, seven pierce the shoulders and neck to the left and right!" Qi Long taught his disciples on the spot.
Qin Xiaoxian: "Uncle Master, let's get started!"
"Don't worry, what's the point of internal martial arts?"
"Don't be fooled by him, he is just stalling for time!" Huang Bai looked at Qi Long's strange smile and reminded Qin Xiaoxian under the ring.
Qin Xiaoxian suddenly realized and quickly asked the host to start. If anyone has two or more cheats, then the winner will not be decided by one round, but by the best of three rounds. The same cheat can only be used once.
Qi Long only has two secret books, which means he has to win both times.
Qin Xiaoxian has the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, and I have the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. He also knows that the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms is more powerful than the Seven Injury Fist. The first book is likely to contain the most powerful one. Even if it is a tie, it means he wins, because Qi Long only has two books of skills.
Therefore, Qi Long chose Tian Ji's horse racing strategy. In the first round, he did not use any skills and passed in vain!
The flag was raised, Qin Xiaoxian waved his hands and shouted: "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"
Qi Long also showed off his skills here, with his left shoulder high and right shoulder low, his left hand six and his right hand seven, his two eyes turned into fighting cocks, and he kept muttering: "Makabaka."
"Hahahaha, what are you doing?" Huang Bai, Luo Zhiqiang, who were watching the audience waiting to go on stage, and Qin Xiaoxian on the stage were all stunned.
"It's useless. Without martial arts, you can only do Makkabaka, right?" Qi Long joked.
In the second round, Qi Long used the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, but his skills were not as good as his opponent's, so he could only consider himself unlucky. Qin Xiaoxian performed a powerful Vajra Kick and declared Qi Long the winner.
From this we can see that the level of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms should be relatively high.
Then in the third round, Qi Long used the Seven Injury Fist and Qin Xiaoxian performed a light skill.
"Qi Long wins!" the host announced the end of the game.
Qi Long laughed loudly: "I asked you to stick to me, stick to me, uncle's tactics are very interesting, learn them well!"
Qin Xiaoxian squatted on the ground in disbelief: "I have four secret books, he has two, I lost? Ah"
(End of this chapter)
