Chapter 132 The Most Beautiful Night: "Growing Pains"
The third episode of "Extreme Man Gang" has been aired. In this episode, Sha Yi's experience is undoubtedly the biggest focus.
The program is still being aired, and a term has already appeared in the hot searches: I feel sorry for Sha Yi!
He thought he was playing the emotional card and slept on the bed in Qi Long's room, but was woken up by a basin of water. Qi Long then took away all the fruits and wanted to chop a durian with his palm. Later, the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms he obtained by eating most of the durian was taken away by Sun Honglei, and his challenge card was also stolen by Huang Bai.
Listening to Qi Long, he finally got the golden bell and iron cloth shirt, but before he could show off for long, he was defeated and was pinned down and attacked continuously.
In the end, he had to worship Sun Honglei, who had tricked him, as his master. He endured for so long but still didn't win.
Various expressions of confusion after being tricked were made into animated graphics, and at the end, the character squatted and shouted "What kind of show are you guys on?" There was also a special effect of being struck by lightning, which made people laugh out loud.
Netizens felt great sympathy for his tragic experience, so the popularity of the post "Feeling sorry for Sha Yi" quickly soared and directly topped the list of hot searches.
The artists and advertisements that spent money to buy trending searches that day were all at a loss. Who could have thought that such a naturally popular term would emerge!
Sha Yi also posted a personal Weibo post, showing photos of himself being robbed, pressed down, robbed, splashed with water, forced to kneel on one knee, collapsed on the ground, and shouting "Golden Bell and Iron Cloth Shirt".
[@All the artists in the entertainment industry, I have told you from my own experience, don’t go on this show, it’s too scary! ]
The number of comments under this Weibo post soared, with netizens saying: “Hahahaha, I feel sorry for Sha Yi, hahahaha!”
"Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt, these seven words have made me laugh for half a year!"
Sun Honglei, Huang Bai, Luo Zhiqiang and Wang Xun even went to his Weibo to comment, asking him to come and visit often.
Gao Dongqiang also posted a comment: "Come and play often (sent on behalf of Qi Long)!"
The two brothers are recording the most beautiful New Year's Eve party on the Bulu Bulu video website and are about to go on stage to record a crosstalk.
The reason for choosing this TV station is that it is a recorded broadcast, while other TV stations like those in Jiangsu Province, Zhejiang Province, and Hunan Province all broadcast their New Year's Eve Galas live. They have large-scale commercial performances jointly organized by Deyun Society in many places, so we cannot go.
Moreover, some of these stations only invited Qi Long to sing. So between singing and crosstalk, as a crosstalk artist, he would definitely choose crosstalk.
"Extreme Men's Gang" was only aired for three episodes, but the ratings and attention it received made the program directly promoted to the ace program of Shanghai TV Station, and it was given a lot of publicity resources. Qi Long was going to attend the evening party of this station as a member of the men's gang.
Fortunately, the Shanghai TV station is not holding a New Year's Eve party. In order to avoid competing with other TV stations, they moved the New Year's Day party to January 1st, which does not conflict with Qi Long's schedule.
Bulubulu video platform is a video platform with a high concentration of two-dimensional content. It has a special anime drama area, which is very similar to Qilong's magic software, except that it does not force coins.
Qi Long doesn't know much about these new animations, but he can talk about the cartoons they watched when they were young.
"Please enjoy the crosstalk: "Growing Pains", performed by Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang!"
Qi Long and Dong Qiang walked to the front of the stage and the audience applauded.
These two are the most popular crosstalk performers in the second half of the year. In particular, the variety show "Amazing Challenge" in which Qi Long participated was also broadcast on this video platform. Therefore, users of this platform have a natural favorable impression of Qi Long, and some people in the audience even shouted "Uncle Master", "Qi Qi", "No. 38" and so on.
Some people also shouted at Dongqiang: "You are so reckless!"
"Dongqiang, listen to the shouting, we are really popular in the second half of the year!" Qi Long said with a smile.
Dong Qiang nodded: "That's right!"
"Actually, it's not hot enough!"
"Yes, we still have to work hard!"
“Hmmmm,” Qi Long shook his head and made a dissenting sound: “We were too popular before!”
Dongqiang looked puzzled: "Were we popular before?"
"You guys don't know, but we were both child stars when we were young!" Qi Long looked up and smiled proudly.
Dong Qiang stopped him: "You may be, but I am definitely not!"
"You had a serious accident when you were a child and lost your memory. You forgot everything, but I remember it!"
"What accident did I have?"
"You were walking on the road and accidentally hit your head on your butt!"
"Ah? Whose butt did you knock?"
"You yourself!" Qi Long turned around and said.
The audience laughed, but Dongqiang was confused. He gestured to his head, turned around to look at his buttocks, and then raised his head: "My head fell off, right?"
"Yes, it was connected later!"
"never heard of that!"
"We used to perform crosstalk together when we were little, and you still insisted on supporting me when I released a single."
"Would I know you then?"
Qi Long looked at Dong Qiang with a smile: "If there is thunder, it will rain!"
"Leo!" Dong Qiang responded subconsciously.
"Hold an umbrella when it rains!"
"Leo!"
"When it's cold, wear a cotton-padded jacket, Leo Leo, when it's hot, fan yourself, that's wisdom"
Dong Qiang subconsciously said: "You tell me!"
Qi Long's eyes lit up, he opened his arms, stepped forward as if he wanted to hug Dong Qiang, and said, "You remembered, brother."
Dong Qiang raised his hand and gave a light push, and Qi Long staggered backwards a few steps and almost fell on the stage.
"What a mess, isn't this Haier Brothers?" Dong Qiang shouted after pushing him.
Qi Long came over and said, "We are the Haier Brothers!"
"Oh, us?" Dongqiang looked at his clothes and said, "Aren't we wearing too much?"
Qi Long also looked down and said, "I'm wearing too many clothes!"
After saying that, he began to unbutton his clothes. Dongqiang quickly pulled Qi Long back and said, "No, no, no, Mr. Qi, you need to understand shame when you grow up!"
Qi Long pulled at his clothes: "Isn't this so that you can remember?"
"I remember now, I remember now. If I can't remember you taking off your clothes on stage, banning you means banning both of us!"
Qi Long nodded: "Just remember it, oh, some time ago, we had a party with our friends who recorded cartoons together."
"Please wait a moment! You are still having a party, why didn't you invite me?"
"You went for a follow-up checkup. Didn't you have an accident when you were a child and suffer from hip concussion? That's why I went alone."
Qi Long waited and waited in the private room, and the first to arrive were the Ninja Turtles.
"Ninja Turtles? Why were they here first?"
"The four of us were walking in the sewers without any traffic jams, but we were a little dirty, covered in dirt. I quickly asked what happened, and they said they were in the sewers and met a man in dungarees!"
Qi Long emphasized the three words "overalls", and the key emphasis lies here.
In the ghost video section of the video website, there is a top star whose style is overalls.
When the audience heard Qi Long emphasize this, they laughed and thought of that old friend.
Dong Qiang silently took two steps away from Qi Long: "That's what he said."
"That's what I said. The four of them didn't know who the man in overalls was. They took a look at the couplet next to the man in overalls and ran away in fear!"
"How is it written?"
"First line: Eat mushrooms and grow up healthy; second line: Hold bricks and step on turtles and live a long and healthy life!"
"Horizontal banner?" "Super Mario!"
"Oh, this overalls? That means it's time to run!" Dongqiang suddenly realized.
Qi Long smiled and asked him, "What do you think?"
This expression and action are meant to trick him.
Dong Qiang said, "I thought it was Quinn from One Piece, Atsushi from Bungo Stray Dogs, Leo from 91days, Sannomiya from First Love Monster, and Sho from Kwai Dan Restaurant."
All in all, a bunch of anime characters that Qi Long had never heard of.
In fact, Dongqiang didn't understand many of them at all and just studied them intensively, but the viewers of the small broken station could obviously understand them.
Seeing that Dongqiang actually recited the anime character in overalls as a running commentary, there was a burst of applause.
Dong Qiang spoke faster and faster until he said, "Conan from Detective Conan!"
Speaking of this, Qi Long stopped him: "Conan can't come, we didn't invite him."
"Why? Afraid of getting caught?"
“No, he hasn’t finished yet and has to continue acting. More than 20 years have passed.
Although Conan has spent dozens of Valentine's Days, hundreds of spring and summer swaps, countless festivals, hundreds of cases, and cell phones have evolved from big brothers to candy bars and then to smartphones, not even a year has passed in the show, and he is still in the first grade! "
"Wow!" Gao Dongqiang exclaimed.
The users who follow the anime applauded and said, what they said is right!
"So Conan couldn't come. They just ran into Super Mario. When they saw that they were about to step on the turtle, they ran away!"
"It's good enough that I didn't get crushed into a shell!"
"After that, many friends arrived one after another. You are like Astro Boy, who is now working as a logistics robot arm for others; Sailor Moon!"
"What are they doing?"
"They formed a girl group and became idols. They released a new single a few days ago. Didn't they always say they would destroy you in the name of the moon? That was too violent. Now they've changed it to saving you!"
"How do you sing it?"
[Oh oh oh, the moon police will save you, oh oh oh, la la la! ] Qi Long sang and twisted his body.
This is a song performed by the Rocket Band before, called "Moon Police".
Qi Long added the joke on the spur of the moment after seeing it, which was considered an impromptu joke.
"Rocket Team?"
"hold head high!"
"You're having dinner with the Rockets without me?" Gao Dongqiang gritted his teeth.
Qi Long said: "Next time for sure!"
It was another sentence that often appeared on the small broken station, which once again caused laughter.
"There are other friends, such as Lion Head!"
“Are there any big elbows?”
"There are also steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, and steamed deer tail stuffed with glutinous rice and duck!"
"What dish are you saying? Why didn't you go up and hug Teacher Cai Ming when he was performing the skit?" Gao Dongqiang immediately retorted.
Qi Long laughed wildly in his heart, what kind of homophonic pun is this?
The audience thought it was a design and laughed.
Qi Long didn't show it on his face, he asked with his hands on his waist: "Weren't you the one who hit me first?"
"You mentioned the lion head first, where did the lion head come from?"
"Chibi Maruko-chan has grown up, become fatter, and turned into a kiwi lion head. Is that a problem?"
"Oh, you'll have a lion's head when you grow up?"
"Of course not. We both grew up and wore clothes. When he grew up, he was called Lion Head, right?"
"How can this be the same?"
Afterwards, the protagonists of various cartoons that the 1980s generation watched, such as Qi Long and Dong Qiang, appeared on the stage, and everyone had changed.
In order to gain popularity, the Smurfs became Avatar, set up a tourist resort, and made a lot of money.
Seven gourd brothers opened a bathhouse. The eldest brother was very strong and could scrub people’s backs and could scrub anything off.
The second child has the ability to see and hear from afar and is in charge of surveillance, while the third child, who is invulnerable to swords and guns, is the security guard.
The fourth and fifth kids, one sprays water and the other spits fire, and they heat the water so that customers can take a bath directly.
Qiwawa is selling essential oils with a gourd.
"Wait a minute, Teacher Qi, where is Liuwa?"
"Invisible!"
Ikkiu, who always liked to tickle others when he was massaging their feet, was fired and just lay down to take a rest.
The little dragon man has horns on his head and a tail behind him, and he doesn't tell anyone the secret that he can't find a girlfriend.
Transformers Optimus Prime, because it is a truck, is not allowed to enter the city during the day!
Everyone has their own troubles. At this time, Saint Seiya stands up and tells everyone to move forward even if they have troubles.
We are heroes in the play, and we should also be heroes in real life.
The background music of "Saint Seiya" was played, and Qi Long began to sing:
[The sun is shining in the sky, and the flowers are smiling at me gently]
Qi Long was singing, and Dong Qiang was also making fun of him: "Why are the lyrics of the song a nursery rhyme?"
[Heroes in animations also have growing pains! ]
"Everyone has troubles!"
[Chibi Maruko, be more confident. Beauty and ugliness are not defined by fatness or thinness]
“As long as you are healthy!”
[Ikkyu, find a job you like! ]
"Kneading feet is not for him!"
【Little dragon, you will meet the one in your life! 】
“You’ll always meet your soulmate!”
[Haier Brothers, We Are Brothers]
"It's our turn!"
[I'm wearing too much! ]
After saying that, Qi Long put down the microphone and began to unbutton his clothes.
"Hey hey hey!" Dong Qiang pulled Qi Long off the stage in panic, and the audience burst into applause.
There was no need for a so-called applause leader or laughter leader, as the duo's crosstalk, which was packed with jokes, thoughts and memories, received a standing ovation!
It’s still Lu Xin and Yu Hao. When I heard it, I felt that this crosstalk was particularly suitable for the small broken station, hahahaha.
(End of this chapter)
