Chapter 140 Both sides have undercover agents!
The Bund in Shanghai is a crowded place with many bars. It is just past midnight. Qi Long and Luo Zhiqiang are both wearing suits. They can be easily recognized and photographed by passers-by with just masks, so they decided to continue as planned.
Let me find someone to help me change into this performance suit first.
Luo Zhiqiang was surprisingly lucky. His girlfriend knew a magazine photographer in Shanghai who could not only provide costumes but also special effects makeup.
Luo Zhiqiang clenched his fist excitedly: "Great, Brother Long, let's dress up as women and go over there in a dress. I guarantee that no one will recognize it's us!"
"Ah?" It's not that Qi Long couldn't accept women's clothing. There were many crosstalk performers who wore headscarves and acted like little girls in a funny way.
The thing is, we are both over meters tall, and wearing women's clothes will make us more eye-catching, you know?
"No, no, no, that will attract more attention. Who wears a skirt today? I think we should do some old-age makeup!"
"Two old men going to the Bund? That's weird!" Luo Zhiqiang shook his head.
"Can't I just pretend to be an old man selling flowers? Aren't there always old men and women selling flowers at the entrance of entertainment venues?" Qi Long had an idea when he thought of old age makeup.
Luo Zhiqiang's eyes lit up, what a good idea: "But where do we buy the goods?"
"Then it depends on whether your friends can sponsor us a little!" The cash given by the program team alone is definitely not enough.
Luo Zhiqiang's friend, a photographer from a magazine, drove over soon and took them to a dressing room. The makeup artist was a foreigner who had just arrived in China not long ago.
He heard that Qi Long was a crosstalk performer and could make money by talking, so he was very excited and asked Qi Long to teach him Chinese in broken Chinese.
"No problem. Come to my house next time and I'll turn you away!" Qi Long joked.
The boy's eyes lit up: "Delicious?"
"Yes, it's delicious. Do you like delicious food? I'll give you some good things later. You'll have good things to eat!"
"Delicious, good!" The makeup artist gave two thumbs up.
"Hahahahahaha!" Luo Zhiqiang and the photographer on the side couldn't help laughing, holding their stomachs and clapping their legs. Even the filming staff couldn't help laughing.
Qi Long is so good at playing, he uses sentences with double meanings to confuse people.
"I'm telling you, you must go to Xinjiang Province in April. By then, the fruits and vegetables will not be ripe and the snow on the mountains will have melted. It will definitely be a wasted trip for you!"
"Ah? Thank you?"
"You can also go to a mountain city. The people there are very friendly and will take you to a hot pot?"
“Hot pot, delicious!”
So, the whole makeup process became a process of Qi Long teasing the foreign guy.
All kinds of magical words and concepts, such as polyphones: If a person is capable, he can do whatever he wants. If a person is not capable, he can do whatever he wants.
Qi Long even wrote it down on a piece of paper for him. The guy was so confused that his CPU almost burned out. Why is the same word pronounced as hang in one case and xing in another?
"Sashimi is actually dead fish, waiting for a red light is actually waiting for a green light, and taking an elevator is actually standing in the elevator. Do you understand?"
"I do not understand."
Luo Zhiqiang on the side also joined in: "Let me introduce him to you, Qi Long, a big star, if you go to the restaurant and mention his name, you will get a discount on the original price!"
Qi Long told him: "The bigger the fish, the bigger the bone. The bigger the bone, the less meat. The less meat, the smaller the bone. The smaller the bone, the smaller the fish. So the bigger the fish, the smaller the fish."
Luo Zhiqiang continued: "Time is money. Do you know what three inches of time is? One Xin!"
"According to what you said, then the ten years of life and death are two uncertainties, and the five years of life and death are just one unknown."
As a result, the makeup segment, which was originally boring and probably had no importance in the show, now has many interesting clips for the program team to edit.
Before leaving, Qi Long left him a few questions, which were to be performed by him and Luo Zhiqiang.
Luo: May I ask what class of seats you have here?
Qi: Special class, first class, second class, etc., second class has to wait a little longer!
Luo: Then I’ll wait a moment!
Qi: Don’t wait any longer, there will be no more!
Luo: Then no more waiting, just this.
Qi Long and Luo Zhiqiang looked at the foreign guy together: "Excuse me, what class of seat did Luo Zhiqiang buy in the end?"
After asking, Qi Long and Luo Zhiqiang took the flowers and set off for the Bund in the photographer's car, leaving the foreign guy with a distressed look on his face. What were he waiting for?
At two o'clock in the morning on the Bund in Shanghai, there were still many terrace bars open. Qi Long and Luo Zhiqiang were walking slowly with hunched backs, holding flowers, and the two were still repeating the task.
When they get to the Bund, someone will tell them the contact code, and they will say, "Can I add you on WeChat?"
You need to answer: "You are ugly but you think you are beautiful!"
In this way, the other party will tell you the location of the kidnapped person. Give him a pill that makes him stretch his legs and stare at his eyes, and the alarm will not sound during the next day.
As the two were reviewing the game, a young man ran over to them and said, "Uncle, have you seen Sun Honglei and Zhang Yixing?"
Qi Long raised his head. The large round-framed glasses, wrinkles on his face, and the white beard were all the work of a special effects makeup artist. "Who is it?"
"Sun Honglei and Zhang Yixing are both stars!"
Qi Long waved his hand, and the other party thanked him politely and went to ask other passers-by.
Luo Zhiqiang whispered, "This is Wang Jiaer, a South Korean trainee like Yixing."
"Well, for those of the pursuit team, it seems that Brother Honglei and Yixing have been photographed here. Let's find a corner and wait and see what happens." Qi Long arranged: "If they complete the mission, we won't have to take risks. If they are caught and the enemy is off guard, we can complete the mission again!"
The two separated and sat on the curb outside different bars, flowers in their hands, and asked passers-by if they wanted to buy flowers. They were acting out the whole act.
At this time, a familiar burly figure approached Qi Long. It was Gao Dongqiang.
"Uncle, do you sell flowers here every night?"
"Yeah!" Qi Long replied in a hoarse voice, not daring to say more. Even though his voice had changed, it was too familiar to Dong Qiang.
"I've given you a flower bag, why don't you go to bed early?" "Thanks!"
Gao Dongqiang instantly raised his hands forward and grabbed Qi Long.
Qi Long stepped back instantly, dodging Gao Dongqiang's grab, and ran away quickly, with Gao Dongqiang following closely behind him.
"Qi Long, stop right there!" Gao Dongqiang shouted from behind.
Seeing this, Luo Zhiqiang, who was not far away, also threw the flowers and ran away. Since Qi Long had been discovered, he certainly could not hide.
Here, Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang were chasing and fleeing one by one, and soon they came to a large column at the entrance of a building, and they began to walk around the column.
"You can't run away, I have support!" Gao Dongqiang smiled with his eyes narrowed.
Qi Long pleaded, "Let me go, brother!"
Gao Dongqiang smiled and said, "Well, you move to the side of the pillar facing the street, and I'll move to the side facing the building. With our backs facing each other, I'll count to three, two, one, and we'll run to the left and right at the same time. If we're running in opposite directions, I'll give you ten seconds, but if we're running in the same direction, I'll catch you!"
"Good brother, come here!" Qi Long nodded, and the two of them stood back to back across the pillar.
Gao Dongqiang began to count down: "Three"
As soon as this word came out, Qi Long started running on tiptoe. He didn't trust his luck, so he decided to break the rules by committing a foul.
After Gao Dongqiang counted to two, he turned around and saw Qi Long had already run very far away. With a "bang" for his whole life, Dongqiang started to chase him.
Qi Long ran desperately, holding a small selfie camera in his hand: "I have to lure away all the pursuers so that Luo Zhiqiang and the others can complete the mission!"
He ran into an underground parking lot with a fearless attitude. Gao Dongqiang asked Wang Jiaer to block the exit on the other side while he went down to chase him.
The two played hide and seek in the parking lot.
"Qi Long, don't hide, I can see you!"
Who are you kidding? Qi Long, who was hiding behind a pillar, rolled his eyes.
"Don't run away, add me on WeChat!"
Qi Long was shocked. Dongqiang was the contact person? But no matter what, he had to confirm it: "You are ugly but you think beautifully!"
"What a crappy secret code!" Dong Qiang complained. Qi Long came out and asked him what was going on.
Gao Dongqiang asked him with a smile: "Do you know the name of our escape organization?"
"what is it call?"
"Huluwa!" Gao Dongqiang uttered these three words helplessly.
Qi Long laughed: "So there are seven criminals, but you are the sixth one who is invisible?"
Dong Qiang shook his head: "No, it's six criminals. Qi Wa was bewitched by the snake spirit and is now an undercover agent of the Calabash Brothers Organization!"
Qi Long sighed that this was indeed Yan Min's plan: "So what this means is that among the six of us, one of the Qiwa is an undercover agent, and you are the undercover agent on your side?"
"Yes, I judged that you were not, so I contacted you!"
"Then your judgment is correct. I really don't know anything. The undercover agent might be Xiaozhu. How could you recognize me with this disguise? It must not be a coincidence. You were coming for me at that time!" Qi Long analyzed.
Dongqiang nodded and shook his head, indicating that he was actually recognized because photographer Wang Jiaer had a video link with the headquarters.
The biggest boss of the connection said that judging from the body features, it's you two, so he asked us to reconfirm.
"Who's the leader? So awesome!"
"A retired police officer who is a frequent expert on Daily News."
Uh, if I had known this earlier, I wouldn't have bothered to disguise myself. It's just a waste of effort to do all these fancy things in front of such professionals.
If that is the case, after excluding myself and Xiaozhu, there will only be four people left on our side.
Zhang Yixing and Sun Honglei ran away after being photographed by passers-by, which exposed their location. Qi Long felt that it was not them.
"Zhang Yixing is not a kid who would lie. We can tell at a glance that he is an undercover agent." There was an episode recorded before the New Year. Zhang Yixing was an undercover agent. He was extremely unnatural right from the start. All five people could tell.
The program team will not give him such an important task in a short time.
"It's impossible for Sun Honglei to do that. He won't harm Zhang Yixing in the short term. If he is an undercover agent, he won't be in the same group with Yixing."
Gao Dongqiang narrowed his eyes and said, "So the undercover agents are Huang Bo and Wang Xun. Your program is really complicated!"
"Okay, I'll go out and say I didn't catch you, so just finish the task!"
"No, you have to catch me, otherwise you will be suspected. I will find a way to escape. You go and contact Zhang Yixing or Sun Honglei to give them the pills. If you catch me, I will be your identity!"
When Qi Long learned that there was an undercover agent, he knew the winner of the game. The undercover agents on both sides would account for a large proportion, so protecting Dong Qiang was more important. As for himself, it was also good to be caught.
Finish work early, haha!
"You don't want to finish work early?" Dong Qiang asked doubtfully.
"Ah? How could I possibly be that kind of person?"
In the foreigner comment area, I am so happy to see netizens teaching Chinese, hahahahaha
(End of this chapter)
