Chapter 165: It’s more fun to curse people with a clapper
Qi Long and Dong Qiang were followed by Lao Guo and Yu Qian, who also started to tease.
"That was just my junior and his junior. They just created a show called "I am an Educator", which is a satirical crosstalk!"
"Correct!"
"If there really is such a school, housekeeper, Yu Qian, you won't send me there, will you?"
"No. Huh? Is this an advantage?"
After a humorous opening gag, the two began to perform crosstalk. The story in this crosstalk was that Guo Degang went on a blind date through a matchmaker and met an old lady in her sixties. He was shocked at the time, but the old lady told him that she had two sons.
If you are willing to marry me, my two sons will be very successful and will call you dad.
The next day, the two sons came. The eldest son was smoking, drinking, and perming his hair. He was chubby and looked very energetic.
The second son, wearing a suit, gold-rimmed glasses, and a slicked-back hair, had three-dimensional features and was very handsome. He was a head taller than him.
When the two met, the first one politely called Guo Degang "Dad", calling him "Dad" all the time. How close he was!
Yu Qian was pondering on the side. He didn't need to think too much about the first one, as he knew it was him at once. So who was the second one?
The audience’s image of Qi Long, who had just stepped off the stage, was still in their minds, and they immediately shouted, “It’s Qi Long!”
Yu Qian scratched his head: "No, I have to figure it out. He shouted 'Qi Long' towards the side curtain!"
Qi Long, who had not changed his clothes, came up and was called to the left side of the table by Yu Qian: "What's wrong, Brother Qian?"
At this time, Guo Degang was strolling to the right of the table, with a smile on his face, and occasionally muttered: "Two sons for nothing!"
Yu Qian pointed at Guo Degang who was walking behind him and asked, "Did your mother marry him?"
Qi Long immediately glared at him and said angrily: "Your mother just married him, how can you talk like that? You are quite old, I respect you very much, but you come up and curse me, how can you not chat with someone of your age?"
Yu Qian quickly pulled him: "Don't worry, why are you so anxious with me!"
"Isn't this what you told me?" Qi Long asked back.
Yu Qian pointed at Guo Degang and said, "He just said that someone introduced him to an old lady as a wife. The old lady has two sons. The eldest son sounds like me, and the second son sounds like you!"
Qi Long listened to it and said to Yu Qian, "We need to find out who met him first and who met him later, and how old the two sons are. We need to find out clearly that we are not done with him!"
The two men formed a united front and prepared to question Guo Degang and ask him when he had met his two sons.
"We saw it again today!" Guo Degang said happily, and the audience laughed.
"He met a lot of people today, so we have to ask him clearly what he was wearing." Qi Long patted Yu Qian and asked him to continue asking.
Yu Qian nodded: "What are your two sons wearing?"
"One is wearing a gown, and the other is wearing a suit!"
Yu Qian turned around and looked at Qi Long: "What about him?"
"Wait a minute, there are a lot of people wearing gowns and suits, we have to ask clearly."
Yu Qian asked again, and Guo Degang said that the one wearing the gown was wearing a black gown with embroidery on it, and the one wearing the suit was wearing a blue plaid tie and a white shirt.
Qi Long looked down at his tie, then suddenly made a joke and shouted excitedly: "Hey, Brother Qian, what about us? We are those two sons, hahahaha!"
The proud Qi Long made the audience burst into laughter, while Yu Qian was dumbfounded and stunned for a moment: "Are you crazy? How can you be happy that you guessed the riddle correctly? He is scolding us!"
"Oh, that's right. I'm happy if I guessed it right. Please confirm the appearance again." Qi Long instructed Yu Qian.
Yu Qian asked again, and Guo Degang still answered in the same way as the two of them. Qi Long slapped the table and said with a smile: "It's confirmed, it's us!"
"You're still beautiful? We have to get him!"
"Yes, get him!"
Moving towards Guo Degang, he said he was a jerk and that we were his sons, while rolling up his sleeves and preparing to hit him.
Guo Degang shook his head: "Hey, the old lady told me when we were dating that I can beat and scold these two sons. If they don't obey, you can show them the tattoos on their hands."
Yu Qian and Qi Long looked at each other: "There are tattoos?"
Guo Degang stretched out his hand, and the two looked at his palm and said in unison: "Father."
"Hey!" Guo Degang shouted happily.
Yu Qian and Qi Long waved their sleeves together: "Go to hell!"
This appearance was arranged by Guo Degang for Qi Long before the box was unboxed. He said, "Come up and confirm it. If it's you, hit him. The bottom line is to look at the palm of your hand and call him daddy."
The joke that made Qi Long happy when he heard it was his own was because he suddenly felt that it would be effective that way, and Yu Qian, the first supporting actor of his generation, would definitely be able to take over, so he used it.
Unexpectedly, the effect was so good that after the three of them left the stage, Lao Guo even said to Qi Long: "I almost laughed, but luckily my character was laughing triumphantly!"
"Hahaha, I was so happy and quickly asked him if he was crazy." Yu Qian also joined in.
Qi Long has a show on stage to counterattack, and he also has to go out to knock on the door.
It was when Yue Yunpeng was unboxing and telling a crosstalk about how they cheated their uncle out of red envelopes during the Chinese New Year. Sun Yue said that he dodged quickly. Yue Yunpeng said that Sun Yue's uncle was smart, but the other two uncles were stupid and they lost a lot of money.
As soon as he finished speaking, Dong Qiang appeared on the side stage holding a fire extinguisher. Hou Zhen ran out and pulled it back for him. The highlight was that under Hou Zhen's arm was Qi Long, who was holding a bench.
What this means is that Qi Long was held down before he even came on stage, which brought another twist of laughter to the show.
The shows ended one by one, and when it was time for the final encore performance, Qi Long and Dong Qiang, holding clappers, went up and performed a piece.
"I'd like to give you a piece of traditional quick-paced song "Education Expert". I originally planned to show it in our performance, but I found there was no place to add it, so I performed it in the reverse performance!" Qi Long introduced to everyone.
The audience cheered in advance, and the two began to show off their board skills. The rhythms changed but their fast-paced music remained consistent, as if they were played by the same person.
After the flower, the allegro tempo slowed down, and Qi Long began:
[It says: There is a very rare education expert, who is the best at home visits, and all geniuses come from him. His self-introduction seems very advanced, and he looks like a ring-necked pheasant.]
At this point, Qi Long immediately shut up, and Gao Dongqiang fluently continued: [This species is commonly known as pheasant! It talks about morality and righteousness, and talks about great principles whenever it opens its mouth.]
[It’s all bullshit actually] Qi Long continued.
When the two of them came to this joke about people, they immediately changed to another person, and the transition was seamless. The audience was amused and enjoyed it. The two of them talked about the education expert smashing the figurines of people, and finally concluded:
Dongqiang: [Lucky people are often healed by their childhood, but many people spend their entire lives healing their childhood]
Qi Long [Rebuke, abuse and deprivation of interest are lifelong enemies of many children. I advise this expert to hide when it rains.]
After two clear sounds of the longboard, the two brothers said together: [Thunder is striking down from the sky! ]
"Great!!!" This incident was introduced in the quick-paced version, so even if the audience did not know about the incident, they knew what it was about and cheered together!
Qi Long and Dong Qiang bowed and thanked him. Before leaving the stage, Qi Long added: "It's still more fun to curse people with clappers!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
I didn’t expect that I could finish these two thousand words before twelve o’clock, hehe!
(End of this chapter)
