Chapter 183 Agent Qi Shuangying!
The spring and autumn in the capital are short, the winter and summer are long, and the nights are still very cold. Qi Long was wearing a jacket and stamping his feet on the side of the road, looking at the photographer in confusion: "What's going on today? Why am I alone?"
A black business car drove slowly over, and a man in a suit and sunglasses rushed out of the car and rushed towards Qi Long, grabbing his hands.
"What are you doing?"
Director Pao got out of the car, holding the question card with a serious face: "Criminal Qi Long, you are suspected of committing a crime and we will hold you in prison for eight hours during the trial."
"Ah? What? I committed a crime?" Qi Long was puzzled.
"Your crime is now announced: the crime of spreading smiles, making people around you laugh and smile all the time!"
"Hahahahahahaha!" Qi Long, who was originally indignant, was quite happy to hear this charge.
Because making people laugh is what he has always been pursuing: "If this is a sin, then I will do it again!"
Qi Long was escorted to a business car. Soon, the car drove to the street where the next member was located. Everyone was arrested and put into the car on different charges.
Gao Dongqiang's double standard crime naturally refers to the fact that he treats female guests politely but attacks male guests harshly. This was particularly obvious in the second episode recorded the day before. He is completely different when he attacks female guests and male guests.
Shen Teng, guilty of laziness, was not active during recording. He would never sit if he could lie down, and would never stand if he could sit. When he encountered difficulties, he would just give up where he was.
Yang Chaoyue, the crime of not liking to dance.
Qin Xiaoxian, falsely accuses others.
Wang Jiaer, the national language is not good.
Sha Yi, the crime of physical weakness, everyone has admitted the crime before, but Sha Yi refused to accept it, you are the weak one, I am very strong!
Dongqiang arm wrestled with him on the spot and defeated Sha Yi in one second!
The seven criminals were taken to a huge C-shaped building, dressed in full-body sportswear of different colors, and imprisoned in different rooms, just like in a prison, with iron doors made of iron bars. They were required to serve enough time in prison, and then the recording would end.
Everyone’s sentence was different, the one with the shortest was Qi Long, who got eight hours.
There are also ten hours, twelve hours and so on.
The longest sentence was for Qin Xiaoxian, who was convicted of framing others and received a full eighty hours in prison.
Qi Long was pushed in and looked around the room. There was a table, a chair, a camp bed, and a row of books on the table. He immediately walked over and began to look through the books.
This is a variety show, how could they film you staying in the "cell" all the time? There is definitely a way to escape.
However, after reading the book for a long time, he did not find any useful information. He flipped through the pages as quickly as possible but did not find anything marked or circled.
After a while, the men in black suits and sunglasses who had captured them came and brought them prison lunch boxes, which were business chicken leg meals from Shaxian Hotel, and there was broth poured over the rice.
Qi Long immediately decided to eat something. When he took out the chopsticks, he saw the information on them.
[Escape through the message in the room, then find the only complete exit by searching the building design and the key, and escape! ]
"Ah, I knew it wasn't that simple!" Qi Long opened the lunch box and showed off.
While eating, he commented: "It's much better than the lunch boxes that cost dozens of yuan on the high-speed train."
Whenever Dongqiang is around, I will definitely complain about him. I bought him a box lunch once and kept complaining about him for almost a year.
After eating the dried tofu, eggs, grilled sausages and chicken legs, Qi Long started looking for clues again. He tore down all the posters posted in the room, and moved the tables, chairs and beds away, but still found nothing.
"Let me out!!!" At this time, Qin Xiaoxian's voice came from outside the window.
This idiot, didn't he see the message in the chopsticks? He's still shouting to himself.
Qi Long leaned on the window and looked out. The bright light opposite Building C was the room where Qin Xiaoxian was. He was lying on the ground, and no one knew what he was doing.
"Old Qin, what's wrong?" Qi Long shouted loudly.
Qin Xiaoxian raised his head and responded loudly: "I want to go to the toilet, I can't hold it anymore."
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Qi Long was amused by his nephew after hearing this. The show effect is really good.
Sha Yi, who was also listening to their conversation by the window, shouted: "Hold on, in eighty hours, you can go to the toilet!"
"Hahahaha!" Qi Long bent down and laughed, and found a row of very small numbers under the window.
Well, here it is.
After getting the password, he went to the iron gate, adjusted the combination lock to four digits, and pulled it gently, and Qi Long was out of the prison.
The alarm sounded: [Attention all guards, a prisoner has escaped from prison, regular patrol begins! ]
Qi Long started running, intending to reach the safety passage first. After he took two steps, a person jumped out from the door of the safety passage, scaring Qi Long.
The artillery director waved at him and asked Qi Long to follow him.
"What do you mean, a hidden mission?" Qi Long, who had experience in recording Men Gang, knew that if the director was looking for someone, there must be something going on.
"Correct!"
Hey!
Qi Long followed the director into a room. The director told him that the first person to escape was a righteous person who infiltrated the criminal gang, and he needed to eliminate all other prisoners who escaped.
Hearing this arduous task, Qi Long's face was full of solemnity, and he asked seriously: "Can I refuse?"
The director almost couldn't hold back his laughter: "No!"
"No, why don't you just not tell them how to escape and lock them up until the end? Why should I catch them after they escape? I'll eliminate them, and forget about the others, but Dongqiang, how do I tear off the name tags?"
In this program, brand names are life, so Qi Long subconsciously thought that the way to eliminate others was to tear off the brand names.
The director clapped his hands, and the wall next to him turned around, and water guns of different sizes appeared on the wall. "Today, the way you eliminate others is not to tear off their name tags, but to dye their name tags with special pigment water. They will be locked in place by the guards and then captured!"
Qi Long looked at the water gun with shining eyes: "This is good, it feels like a secret agent!"
"There will be a small undercover sticker behind your name tag. If they find out something is wrong with you and tear off your name tag, you will be eliminated!" The director continued to read out the rules.
He picked out a small water gun and chose the same blue paint as his blue sportswear as his weapon.
Holding a water gun, Qi Long struck a handsome pose towards the camera.
Then he slowly said the agent's line: "I bet there's no bullet in your gun!"
"Hahaha, I am Qi Shuangying!"
After showing off for a while in the mission secret room, Qi Long quickly put the water gun into his pocket, handed the paint bullets to the photographer for safekeeping, and walked out carefully, without any of his previous arrogance.
In fact, Qi Long himself was still quite panicked. Although he had been undercover in "Men Gang" before, there was no Gao Dongqiang in Men Gang.
Dongqiang is too familiar with him, and the other party may be able to tell that something is wrong with him just by looking at his expression.
So Qi Long is now actively giving himself psychological hints, constantly reminding himself in his heart: You are a good person!
He decided not to rush into action. As long as he didn't do anything himself, nothing would be wrong. He decided to help others first and give them a psychological hint. In this episode, the seven of us are all criminals, and we are one!
"This is the most comfortable episode of "Let's Run" that I've ever recorded!" Shen Teng, who was lying on the camp bed with his legs crossed, said leisurely: "Lie down for ten hours, get the money and leave, hehe!"
At this time, three people had already escaped and the broadcast had also been heard. Shen Teng, who was lying on the bed, was very confused about this.
Why do you want to run away? Isn't it uncomfortable to lie down?
He lay down as soon as he entered the house. Even when food was delivered to him at the door, he did not get up to take it. He just lay flat on his back.
Qi Long was stunned when he passed by his house. What was this guy doing?
"Brother Teng, why aren't you coming out?" Qi Long asked while lying on the railing.
Shen Teng shook his hand: "Why go out? You will be caught if you go out, it's better to do it in one go!"
"No, we can leave work early if we can escape from this building!" Qi Long tempted. According to the rules of the program team, he must shoot the nameplate after everyone comes out. If Shen Teng doesn't come out, wouldn't this be a BUG?
Shen Teng, who had only raised his head slightly to greet her, now sat up completely: "Can I still leave work early?"
"Look at the chopsticks in the lunch box." Qi Long pointed at the lunch box at the door.
Shen Teng then got out of bed. Qi Long opened his lunch box through the railing, took the chicken leg and ran away.
The chicken drumsticks in Shaxian are really good.
"Qi Long, you..." Shen Teng was furious and shouted at the railing: "Guard, Qi Long is here!!!"
"Hahahaha, Brother Teng, please come out quickly!" Qi Long ran away with a smile. After eating, he went into the bathroom to wash his hands. He also diluted the paint water and poured it into the water gun to make weapons.
As soon as he took out the water gun, a figure walked into the bathroom.
After greeting "Uncle", the figure instantly jumped into the men's bathroom.
Qi Long, holding the water gun, felt like his heart almost jumped out. How could it be such a coincidence?
As soon as I took out the water gun, Qin Xiaoxian came in.
Luckily, the kid was in a hurry to pee and didn't notice him, otherwise the game would have ended immediately.
Qi Long touched his heart and smiled bitterly at the camera. The cameraman also smiled, but he also maintained the balance of the camera while smiling.
He quickly turned on the faucet and filled most of the water into the water gun. He thought about mixing the paint in advance and would find a chance to do it later.
After a while, Qin Xiaoxian walked out of the door with a look of enjoyment on his face: "Uncle Master, I'm sorry, I was too anxious and didn't say hello to you!"
Qi Long thought, fortunately you are too anxious
"It's okay, it's okay, haha. How is it, how does your bladder explode?"
"Wow, I still feel swollen now after using it!" Qin Xiaoxian said while washing his hands.
The place where he was picked up by the business car was a coffee shop. Qin Xiaoxian drank a large cup of coffee and a lot of water.
After washing their hands, the two men just came out of the bathroom when the patrolling guards came to the corridor. After discovering them, they immediately began to chase them. They fled quickly, Qin Xiaoxian in front and Qi Long behind. Unexpectedly, as soon as they reached the safety passage, Qin Xiaoxian closed the door as soon as he entered.
"Qin Xiaoxian!" Qi Long was shocked. Isn't your betrayal too quick?
“Uncle-master, I will remember your kindness!” Qin Xiaoxian shouted from inside: “Hahaha!”
In this way, Qi Long was caught by the guards and taken to an employee rest area in the building, where he was casually tied to a movable office chair.
This is the normal detention point after being captured by guards. As long as two people are caught here, they can help each other untie the ropes and escape.
Only after Qi Long attacked them with a water gun would they be locked in their original rooms and unable to escape!
Oh, just wait and see, the next unlucky guy will come.
(End of this chapter)
