Chapter 208 "Detective" ends with a real-life reasoning scene!
The reasoning variety show is going big. They are going to build a real-life venue and conduct real-life reasoning for the final case of their variety show.
Although he only participated in one episode, Qi Long, who was highly praised by fans of the show, also received an invitation.
He is not only funny, but his catchy self-introduction makes the originally somewhat boring part of the show very interesting.
He is also able to reason and will not forget the core of the program just for the sake of program effects. In the end, he successfully found the real murderer.
At the same time, he was very serious. He was the only one among all the new guests who did not read the script throughout the whole process. He memorized all the information in the script and spoke fluently without a script.
Such a serious and playful guest is naturally loved by fans of the show.
Therefore, there was a lot of demand for Qi Long to return to the stage, so he was also invited to participate in the real-life plot.
When reading the script, Qi Long felt that this episode was not simple. The strangest thing was that strange songs would often be heard in the Zhen Piaoliang Plastic Surgery Hospital where they were.
Who would play music for no reason? It's a horror movie.
This time, the program crew directly set up a hospital. Originally, this theme is a favorite location for horror movies. Knowing that the script is weird, it looks even scarier.
But after Qi Long arrived, he laughed for a while at the door!
Because the photo of the director on the roll-up banner at the entrance of Zhen Piaoliang Plastic Surgery Hospital is Sun Honglei.
"No, why did you assign a character with the last name Zhen to Brother Honglei? Hahaha!"
In this program, people with the last name Zhen are basically dead, which means that the Dean Zhen who died in the script is actually Brother Hong Lei. This is really unexpected.
After entering the hospital, this time it was a real-life map, and each room had doors and walls blocking the view, so the guests did not need to go in one by one to understand the situation. They could be directly taken to their rooms and told where the evidence was, and certain changes could be made.
Although Qi Long is not good at finding things, he has his own ideas about hiding things.
If you put the less useful clues in the open in a place, and then find a piece of evidence in the same place, he will most likely not continue searching, and the important hidden clues will not be discovered.
He is not the murderer, but he is the detective who will be voted in the first round. Too much evidence has been discovered, so he may have to lose a vote.
The best thing to do is to explain it clearly during the second round of concentrated evidence collection.
"Qi Long, our program team has been waiting for you, hahaha!" He Ling came up to greet Qi Long enthusiastically.
Qi Long laughed and said, "Hahaha, it's not that I don't want to come, it's that I don't dare to come. I was lucky last time and guessed right. Everyone remembers my wonderful performance. It's easy to show my weakness this time!"
"Are you showing weakness now? You want us to ignore you?!" Sa Beining also came up: "Teacher He, don't trust him, he's very smart!"
"Of course I know, this is Qi Shuangying!"
In addition to the two of them, there are also familiar faces in this episode, namely Gui Gui and Da Zhangwei, basically replicating the lineup that Qi Long had last time.
The only change was Wang Ou, who turned into an actress named Yang Rong. Qi Long greeted her politely.
Everyone took their makeup photos separately, and then took a group photo. The camera was in place and the recording began.
Da Zhangwei came to Zhen Piaoliang Plastic Surgery Hospital as a neighbor to get a cosmetic injection. Nurse Yang Rong took him to the VIP ward. On the way, they met the cleaning lady who was also the canteen chef and the patients Qi and He who were playing badminton.
Qi Long jumped up and smashed the badminton violently, successfully landing on the ground.
He Ling's expression was stiff, and he said stiffly: "I don't want to play with you anymore, you are too good!"
"I became stronger after plastic surgery. I wouldn't have dared to jump like this before!" Qi Long came over to collect the racket.
He Ling was puzzled: "Why?"
"I used to be a fat guy. When I jumped up, the fat on my belly would first hit my chest due to inertia, and then it would fall down under the influence of gravity and hit..."
Qi Long didn't finish his words and looked down.
Then he looked up sheepishly: "Men all understand the pain!"
"Pfft" He Ling originally wanted to keep the setting of facial paralysis, because he had plastic surgery and couldn't make big expressions. Qi Long's joke made him laugh so hard that he couldn't hold it anymore.
"Oh no, that's bad, your face is crooked because of smiling!" Qi Long quickly moved to He Ling's side.
He Ling also cooperated by performing a crooked face, pushing her left forehead with one hand and her right cheek with the other, pushing hard.
Qi Long dubbed on the side: "Kucha!"
"Hahahahaha, what is Kucha?" He Ling laughed again.
"Then you come again?"
He Ling cooperated, and this time Qi Long shouted: "Crack!"
"Kacha is not right either, haha!"
At this time, Aunt Ghost came out of the cafeteria holding a small blackboard and said that today's meal was ready. On the small blackboard were written today's dishes: radish glutinous rice ball soup, zucchini fried mooncakes, sausage fried banana, and black sesame paste noodles.
Qi Long trotted over and said, "Let's eat, let's eat. Hey, what kind of dark food is this?"
"This is so delicious. Look, it's fried bananas with sausages. There are spices in it, and then add edible flavors, it becomes four spices. It must taste delicious!" Guigui pointed at the recipe and introduced it seriously.
Qi Long: "Next time, add some soap and make it five-spice."
"Hahahahaha!" Guigui, He Ling who came with them, and nurse Rong who sent Da to the VIP ward all burst into laughter. Naturally, no one had an appetite for this dark dish, so they turned around and went to the canteen inside the hospital to buy pancakes from the pancake stand.
"Yoyo, do you want some pancakes?" Sa Beining asked rhythmically while spreading the pancake.
Qi Long came up and said, "Yes, of course, otherwise you'll have to eat pig feed!"
"It's a bit insulting to say that!" He Ling said behind him.
Gui Gui, who followed over, shouted, "That's right, why do you insult me!"
"Why insult pig feed?" He Ling made everyone laugh again.
Sa Pancake continued to make pancakes, he was very unskilled, and he even sang rhythmically: "I said eggs, you said eggs."
"want!"
"Eggs, eggs." Sa Beining sang more than a dozen eggs in a row.
"Yes, yes, yes" Qi Long followed a dozen others and asked.
At this time, Sa Beining took a ready-made pancake from the side and handed it to him: "Sixty-five yuan!"
"Ah? Sixty-five for a pancake? Robbery?" Qi Long was shocked.
Sa Beining: "You asked for so many eggs just now. This is the deluxe version with 20 eggs. One egg is 3 yuan, 20 eggs is 60 yuan, and the pancake is 5 yuan!"
"What? You weren't interacting just now, you were inducing consumption?"
"Hahaha!"
"Trickster!"
Everyone ate pancakes and went back to their own wards or rooms to rest. At this time, the lights suddenly went out and the room fell into darkness. Qi Long, who was sitting on the sofa, immediately curled up. There was a ghost scream outside the door: "Be scared!"
After a burst of crackling sounds, a song started playing:
[Ding Dong, I have a secret to tell you quietly. Welcome to the entrance of heaven.]
The song was sung by a child, very slowly, in a very strange tune, which made people shudder.
Before, when I was recording the men’s gang entering the haunted house, I could play a festive song to cheer them up. But now, I don’t even have a mobile phone, let alone play songs.
Qi Long was also scared and screamed "Ahhh" twice, then he covered his ears and began to chant: "Swords, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, protect me!"
He only listened to the first few lines of a song, and then didn't pay any attention to the weird song at all. He just recited the lyrics to drive away his fear!
After the song ended, the emergency lights soon came on and everyone came out.
Qi Long, who had been curled up in the room and shivering, now walked out with a swagger: "Who was shouting so loudly just now? What's there to be afraid of?"
However, after taking two steps, his legs naturally became weak and he fell to the ground.
Everyone teased him, saying that his mouth was hard but his legs were soft!
Since there was a power outage, of course we had to check the switch. The switch was in the dean's office. When everyone walked into the dean's office, they were shocked to find that the dean was lying in the bathtub with a hair dryer plugged in. He looked like he had died from electric shock.
During Sa Beining's safety education class, the power supply was unplugged with an insulator, and then the power was turned on again.
Since the big neighbor was locked in the VIP room, which had no windows, he was the detective in this case, leading everyone to find the real murderer.
Everyone introduced themselves in turn and explained their relationship with the deceased.
They have all lived in this isolated paradise island since childhood and have never seen the outside world.
"Qi, you go first!" Da Zhangwei pointed at Qi Long.
Qi Long stood up and said, "I am patient Qi, my name is Qi Mei. I used to be a fat man, so it was very inconvenient for me to move around, and I didn't dare to shake my head easily!"
"why?"
"Because when I shake my head!" Qi Long shook his head quickly, then pointed at his cheeks: "The left cheek will hit the right cheek, and the right cheek will hit the left cheek!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"So you came here for liposuction?" Da Zhangwei didn't laugh but asked seriously.
"Well, no, it was something that happened to me that made me thinner. After I lost weight, my skin became very loose and could be used as a blanket if I pulled it apart (laughter). So I came to have a skin surgery. At first I went to a regular hospital because I saw there was a discount there and the price was the same as the regular hospital. But when I asked, they cut other skin!"
Everyone present was an experienced person. Da, Sa, and He immediately understood and burst into laughter. Rong covered his face with his hands. Only Gui Gui looked confused: "What do you mean?"
But this matter cannot be said too obviously, Qi Long laughed and said: "Anyway, that hospital can't treat it, so I came here. Now my skin is tight and I am in the recovery period. I will be discharged soon!"
Although there was no jingle, the jokes still made the atmosphere very pleasant.
The relationship between him and the dean is just like that between an ordinary doctor and a patient.
The others also introduced themselves one by one. Head Nurse Rong was Dean Zhen's wife and employee, He Tong was a patient who had undergone several facial surgeries, and Gui and Sa were employees of the hospital.
Everyone's timeline was correct. We saw the dean go out in the afternoon, and later we saw him come in at the same time. Nothing happened.
It is naturally impossible to identify the murderer through this link alone. The key is still to collect evidence!
(End of this chapter)
