Chapter 220 Randomly check my nephew’s homework!
In the live broadcast room, Qi Long received another live call, this time from a child. The child’s parents said that they particularly liked crosstalk, and he performed a piece of “Reading the Menu” on the spot.
The children were reciting the text as if they were reciting a lesson, and they were very fast [steamed lamb and bear paws.]
Almost every dish is served together, that is, when you run out of breath, you just open your mouth to take a breath.
Qi Long interrupted him and said, "You just memorized the words. The other person hasn't even realized what dish you were talking about, but you've already continued talking."
"Slow down, there's a little pause between each dish. Make sure you understand clearly before moving on!"
The child slowed down, and after reciting a dozen or so questions, he suddenly forgot the words and his little eyes turned red.
Anyone who has memorized a text knows that if you memorize it quickly, it becomes muscle memory, and if you are asked in the middle, you will forget it. After slowing down, the child will not forget the words.
Qi Long waved his hand: "It's okay, although there are only a dozen dishes, it's much clearer than before. I'll teach you a little more. The old man said that the highest level of "Reporting the Dishes" is to let people feel the fragrance of the dishes you named.
So you have to imagine delicious food, bring out your love for food, and have an emotional back, understand?"
"I don't understand!" The child shook his head.
Qi Long changed his approach: "What do you like to eat?"
“I love burgers!”
"Okay, imagine that you are reciting the menu by imagining a hamburger. Follow the old rules and recite it slowly. Imagine that your favorite hamburger is placed in front of you. You have to introduce your favorite hamburger to everyone one by one!" Qi Long guided.
The third round of "Listing the Menu" began.
The child obviously did what Qi Long asked. It wasn’t obvious at first, but after he memorized a few dishes, a smile appeared on his face unconsciously, and he hurried to make the “Songhua Xiaodu”.
There was saliva at the corner of his mouth, he quickly reached out to wipe it, then he forgot where he was reciting, and tears started to fall.
The screen was filled with "hahahaha" comments, and he made his mouth water while reciting the names of the dishes. This really showed how delicious the dishes he was talking about were.
"Hahaha, very good, ah, no need to cry, very imaginative and spiritual!" Qi Long praised with his heart full of memories.
Back then, he caught the eye of his master because of the "Reading the Menu" he heard at Dongqiang's crosstalk club. His master told him to speak slowly at first, and then let him recite it by thinking about his favorite food.
However, Qi Long was a little better than this kid. He did not forget the words due to his slow speed and association, and was appreciated by his master.
Looking at this child, all I see is my past self.
"If you pass the test, come to the capital and I'll take you to eat hamburgers, okay?"
The kid stopped crying when he heard the hamburger: "I want the Orleans one!"
"Hahahaha, okay, okay, Orleans!" Qi Long laughed.
After waving goodbye to the other party, Qi Long began to think.
In terms of preparation, the child is obviously not as good as some of the students who were connected to the microphone earlier, but he has a good understanding and understands things quickly. He is also very funny, and drools at the corners of his mouth while talking, which shows that he has rich imagination.
The imagination of a crosstalk artist is very important. Impromptu performances on stage are the most exciting and what is tested is your imagination.
Many children are indeed better than adults in this regard.
After thinking about it, he decided to give one more card. There was no limit on the number anyway, so he gave a pass card to the kid named Xia Lingyuan, nicknamed Xiaoxia.
Whether he can pass the assessment of others depends on his performance.
"No one wants to connect with the microphone anymore, right? Can I end the live broadcast now?" Qi Long glanced at the staff of Deyun Society.
Naturally, the barrage was full of comments, saying, "Don't go, let's talk about the 50 cents thing."
I’m reluctant to leave. The live broadcast has been nearly two hours and it has been so joyful. I haven’t had enough fun yet!
"No one comes to me for the assessment anymore, so what should I do?" Qi Long asked when he saw the enthusiastic comments.
At this time, there were various suggestions in the barrage, asking him to do stand-up crosstalk, tell stories, connect with xx internet celebrity, and connect with other crosstalk actors.
It’s okay to do live broadcasts of crosstalk, storytelling, etc., but it’s okay to do live broadcasts of crosstalk, storytelling, etc.
“How about this, as Yunhe Jiuxiao’s uncle from Deyun Society, I have to check if my fellow apprentices have slacked off on their basic skills. You guys go check who’s broadcasting, and we’ll assess them online and spot-check their homework!
Go see who is free, go to his live broadcast room and tell him that you have something to ask him, don't mention the random inspection of homework!"
No one likes to be evaluated, but if it’s someone else being evaluated, then you’ll love to watch!
For a while, the live broadcast rooms of other Deyunshe actors all started posting messages like, "Your uncle is looking for you."
Soon, people came to the door, and the first one to come was Jin Henan.
Qi Long is his uncle-master, whom he is very grateful to. It was his uncle-master who helped the two couples find a development direction that suits them, and things have been getting better and better over the past year. So when he heard that his uncle-master was looking for someone, he immediately disconnected the live broadcast with the actors from the same club and connected with Qi Long.
"Uncle Master, are you looking for me?"
"Yes, have you seen the short video in which Dongqiang asked me to work out?" Qi Long asked with a malicious smile.
Jin Henan nodded: "Of course I have seen it, I even clicked it three times with one click!"
"You've seen it, so you know how we practice basic skills, right?" Qi Long continued, "Draw a number, and whoever you draw gets to carry you on his back!"
After saying that, he clicked on the random number software on his phone and showed it on the screen.
"'Praise the House', recite it!"
Jin Henan was completely dumbfounded: "Uncle Master, you are looking for me for this?"
"Why, no?"
"Where should we start when the article "Praising the House" is so long?" Qi Long thought for a moment and reminded him: "Tell me about our garden!"
Jin Henan thought for a second and nodded: "My uncle's garden, you don't know, it's a Jedi!"
"Your family is the one that is doomed!" Qi Long would retort.
This is the word at the beginning of the running mouth. It's quite clever and he knows how to speak it with a beginning and an end.
"I'm talking about a wonderful place, a wonderful place!"
"Then tell me clearly, what is so wonderful about it?"
This line of dialogue began, Jin Henan took a deep breath: [The mountains are not high but green, the water is not deep but beautiful, the words are not many but beautiful, the bamboo is not dense but screen, the room is not wide but elegant, the friends are few but handsome. This is the place where Wu Hou was born. ]
Qi Long looked puzzled: "Is this our garden?"
“This is Wollongong!”
"Let me tell you about our garden."
"Your garden is full of towering rocks and flowing water" is another poem describing the Grand View Garden.
Qi Long nodded: "Okay, you pass. Come, bring one of your fellow apprentices in, and we will test him."
"Uncle, this is not a good idea, right?" Jin Henan said this while he started inviting people.
Zhu Hecong, with a puzzled look on his face, was pulled in and another random inspection took place.
He Cong was a quick-speaking storyteller, and the piece he drew was a passage from the Suolaibao, which was naturally not difficult for him. However, after he finished memorizing it, he said.
"Uncle Master, I can't compare with Mr. Jin. I am like a firefly, and he is like the moon." Zhu Hecong said in his signature unhurried tone.
Qi Long: "You mean to say that the light of a firefly cannot compete with the brightness of the bright moon?"
"No, no, no, what I want to say is: I'm still alive, and he's dead!"
A few days ago, a Chinese rocket launched into the moon. After investigation, it was found that the energy core inside the moon was gone, and it was just a dead shell.
Qi Long laughed helplessly a few times: "What kind of evil baggage are you, I'm alive and he's dead hahahaha, come on, bring someone in too!"
Not every nephew is as lucky as them. Some of them get the lines that they have never learned before. Qi Long will ask them to learn them and see them on the crosstalk stage within two months.
As a crosstalk performer, of course the more crosstalk lines you accumulate, the better.
What? You said Mr. Guo doesn't know this part? I know it, I'll teach you!
Qin Xiaoxian, who was on the live broadcast, was also dragged in. Qi Long didn't even draw lots, and asked directly: "Let's do a tongue twister of "Eighteen Sorrows"!"
"Uncle Master, isn't it a lottery? My audience told me!"
"Yes, I drew the tongue twister of Eighteen Sorrows!"
Qin Xiaoxian opened his mouth and actually started: "It's chilly in the coldest days of winter. Chilly, chilly, chilly!"
This guy started to install the card, and it kept going "whoosh!"
"Stop it, I think your brain is going rotten!"
"Ouch, uncle-master, it's stuck." Qin Xiaoxian said quickly.
"Is it ok now?"
"It's better now. The network is stuck when I carry it on my back!"
"Okay, take a selfie and send it to me!" Qi Long thought of a solution.
Qin Xiaoxian looked confused: "Ah? What did you say?"
"Don't pretend you can't hear me!" Qi Long shouted.
"Would you like to eat rice noodles tomorrow? Sure, I'll treat you!"
"Get out of my way" is pronounced softly, and it goes straight to the point.
Qin Xiaoxian continued to play dumb and put his ear close to the screen: "What? You said you wanted to marry Yu Qian?"
"I told you to get out of here!" Qi Long shouted.
Qin Xiaoxian was puzzled: "Guo Degang refuses to do it no matter what? He can't do it!"
The comments have made me laugh so hard. Since Qin Xiaoxian participated in "Let's Run" this year, he has become more and more funny, and his improvisation ability has also improved. It's so funny that he pretended not to hear these two parts!
Of course, they didn't know that this was actually a joke that Qi Long had said when the master and nephew were playing together in private, and he saw Qin Xiaoxian using it in this way.
Qi Long just cooperated and brought a wonderful show effect.
Happy times are short, and we always have to find time to say goodbye. At this time, someone posted a message saying that the college entrance examination is coming, can you send a blessing?
Qi Long saw it and asked with a smile: "Are you sure you want the actors from Deyun Culture Co., Ltd. to send you blessings? Aren't you afraid that we wish you a perfect score in every subject of the college entrance examination?"
The screen was filled with “Hahahaha”, this was Yue Yunpeng’s joke. Since he had never taken the college entrance examination, he thought that 100 points was a full score.
However, in the college entrance examination, the full marks for Chinese, mathematics and English are 150, and the full marks for comprehensive subjects are 300.
If you get 100 points in every subject, then the total score will only be 400. Isn't that a disaster?
"Well, I wish you all high scores in all subjects and admission to your ideal university. I also wish all viewers good health and a long life. I will end the broadcast now. Bye!"
No matter what we say or what we say, we can still send our blessings.
After saying this, Qi Long couldn't wait to click the end button. He sat there for three hours without going to the toilet. He did drink a lot of water, and now he was getting anxious!
(End of this chapter)
