Chapter 285 Unexpected Audience Interaction Effect
Dongqiang said three names in a row, and Qilong found four of them.
The audience started to make a fuss, shouting out many names, including Yu Qian who was not present, on-site mentor Zhang Guoli, on-site contestant Meng Hetang, etc.
Dong Qiang held his hands and controlled the scene: "I'll ask for you. They said it was Yu Qian!"
"Donkey? Donkey has four legs!" Qi Long said immediately.
Dong Qiang stopped him and emphasized the word: "Yu!"
“Fish also have four legs?”
"Which fish has four legs?"
Qi Long spread his hands and said openly: "Crocodile!"
The audience applauded, saying it was a good circle.
“Homophones count, too.”
"Why not count it? If you don't count it, one thousand can be divided into four parts of two hundred and fifty!" Qi Long suddenly had an idea and thought of a way to make it laugh, which amused the audience.
Gao Dongqiang continued to ask questions: "Zhang Guoli!"
"I'm from Sichuan Provincial Drama Theater. What's Sichuan called? Sichuan, of course it has the number four in it."
"Meng Hetang?"
"Crane has four legs!" Qi Long acted proudly, put his hands on his hips and shook his head with a smile.
"Don't be so cocky. How did a crane get its four legs? You're talking nonsense!"
Qi Long turned around and yelled, "I was wrong, I was wrong, can't you just let me go? I mentioned Meng Hetang!"
The audience members who were selected to attend the event were all lucky audience members who had watched the previous programs and participated in the draw on various platforms. They knew this joke very well and burst into laughter.
Dongqiang was also trying to hold back his laughter, but now that the crosstalk had started and the audience started shouting, he couldn't control himself.
Their original plan was not to interact with the audience and just do a comedy show. Even if the audience shouted at them, they could pretend not to hear them. After all, it was a show and everything would be cut out later.
But the two of them obviously couldn't ignore the audience, and when the audience asked questions, they just took the opportunity to play with the audience.
Once this was played, the stage effect was amazing and the audience enjoyed it very much.
Some called out names and asked Qi Long to guess where the number “four” was, while others used their own brains to “solve problems” with Qi Long. It can be said that all of them were involved in the game.
Dong Qiang didn’t know what Qi Long would say, nor did he know if he could make it up.
As the supporting actor, he only needs to think about how he should round off the stage if Qi Long can't make it up and there is no Four here.
The thought in his mind was that as long as Qi Long turned around and blinked at him three times quickly, he would say: Forget it, I give in.
This very interesting phrase on this stage was used to help Qi Long get through and move on to the next level 4 project.
They are really a good pair, they think alike, and Qi Long also thought of "giving in"!
Dong Qiang tried to hold back his laughter, but he controlled himself. Seeing Qi Long didn't blink, he knew that Qi Long had made up his mind, and continued to ask, "Okay, let you find the fourth again. I want to see if you can find the fourth for everything!"
"The eight-clawed crane!" Qi Long's brain started to work frantically. If he hadn't accumulated a lot of knowledge, he would never have thought of it.
Dong Qiang: "What does the eight-clawed crane have to do with number four?"
"Two legs have eight claws, so one leg only has four, right?" Qi Long was proud again.
There were exclamations from the audience, followed by thunderous applause. This was real improvisational skill, and the audience could see it because they were the ones who shouted it out just now.
"Gao Feng!" another audience member shouted.
This time, without Dong Qiang saying anything, Qi Long answered directly: "You are too simple. The word Feng has four strokes. Besides, he has four disciples!"
Dong Qiang stopped Qi Long: "They have five disciples!"
"Then I remembered it wrong, I'm sorry!"
"Okay, I'll give it to you. The eldest brother said it's Luan Yunping!" Gao Dongqiang was talking about someone again.
Qi Long, whose brain was fully active, spoke without hesitation: "He forced the fourth young master of Deyun's Yun department to leave. The few Yun children who left scolded him. There is this Cao..."
Before Qi Long could finish his words, Dong Qiang rushed over and covered his mouth.
The whole audience was boiling with excitement, and the crosstalk performers stood up and applauded collectively. They were so bold and explosive!
Only Guo Degang’s close junior fellow, Deyun’s anti-King, would dare to be so crazy on stage?
Guo Degang himself was so happy that he pounded his legs and complained to Zhang Guoli beside him: "This impromptu joke has driven me crazy, what can I say!"
Luan Yunping also laughed and clapped!
Dong Qiang let go of his hand: "Are you crazy?"
Qi Long was proud: "There are also four kinds of wind, east, west, south, and north winds?"
"No, no, there are also southeast winds and northwest winds, so it has to be counted as eight!"
Qi Long turned his head and glanced at him: "I'm talking about mahjong!"
"That's right!" Dongqiang looked up in confusion.
The audience below started shouting names again, and Dongqiang quickly stopped them: "Stop saying names, the kids are going crazy, change the subject, Mr. Qi!"
"You say!" Qi Long accepted the challenge.
"How many people are there in your family?"
Qi Long naturally answered with the number four: "Four!"
"The first bite!"
"My dad!"
"No four!" Dongqiang shouted.
Qi Long answered: "My father's name is Qi Laosi, and his full name is Qi Ji, the Ji as in "bo, zhong, shu, ji", and the Ji as in "four seasons". He is the fourth child in his family!"
"Two mouthfuls?"
"My mom!" "That's ridiculous"
Qi Long said: "My mother is a meter tall old lady from Northeast China. The first thing she said was: Are you a 4-foot-4-inch tall woman?"
"The third bite is you, ignore it, what about the fourth bite?"
"My future daughter-in-law is 24 years old. She sings Jingyun drum, accompanied by Sihu. She is one of the four beauties of Deyun!"
"These four are quite a lot!"
Qi Long smiled and said, "Let me tell you, as long as a person is a human, he has a zodiac sign. The twelve zodiac signs all have four in them. You see, most of them have four legs, right?"
"Chicken!" Dongqiang said the word lightly.
Qi Long: "The chicken also has four claws, and this chicken will crow at four in the morning. It's dawn, cuckoo, cuckoo!"
Dong Qiang grabbed him and said, "Teacher Qi, you are pretending to understand. Choushi is the time when the rooster crows, which is usually from 1 to 3 in the morning!"
Qi Long looked at Gao Dongqiang with a surprised and weird expression, then turned back to look at the audience: "We are not talking about the same kind of chicken, Dongqiang has a life"
The audience understood immediately and made a booing sound.
Dong Qiang pushed him: "What nonsense, don't talk nonsense, this is recorded!"
Qi Long pretended to be innocent: "That's true. In ancient times, people raised free-range chickens, but now they raise broiler chickens. Broiler chickens are only responsible for growing meat, and they don't really crow. They only crow at four o'clock!"
Dongqiang suddenly realized: "Oh, is it this different?"
Qi Long asked back: "What do you think?"
"I thought it was the difference between turkey and pheasant! Hey, you got a pass on chicken, but what about snakes? How did snakes get four legs?"
Qi Long opened his mouth and spoke in English again: "snake four Neck!"
“Without any English homophones.”
"Then say it's the sound of a snake. Hiss, hiss, four, four, four, hey, hey!"
"Hey, this is true. Let's not talk about people, let's talk about life. How many cars do you have in your family?"
Qi Long said: "Four! The first one is a bicycle!"
"You are not good at this."
"Four wheels!"
"Does your bicycle come with a spare tire?"
"That's the bike I used to learn how to ride when I was a kid. It has two training wheels on the side, so it has four wheels!"
The second is an electric car, but it’s a Latoule, with four wheels.
The third is a sedan, needless to say, it has four wheels.
The fourth is a motorcycle. Our family has a motorcycle with three wheels and a spare tire!
"All your cars have four wheels, but other cars may not be the same. Oil tankers don't have four wheels, right?" Dong Qiang smiled proudly, seemingly trying to stump Qi Long.
Qi Long waved his hand: "The tanker truck carries four kinds of oil: kerosene, diesel, gasoline, and cooking oil. It can also be mixed!"
Dongqiang was surprised: "You have a tanker truck?"
Dongqiang panicked again. He quickly covered Qi Long's mouth, said he was crazy, and changed the subject.
"Four things: music, chess, calligraphy and painting!"
The qin, Qi Long is talking about the four-stringed instrument, the ukulele.
The chess that Qi Long was talking about was the Four-Country Military Chess.
Books include the Siku Quanshu, the Twenty-Four Histories, the Four Great Classical Novels, and the Sutra in Forty-two Chapters.
The painting is of the Four Gentlemen - plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum. My level is not that high, so I painted flies, mosquitoes, rats and bedbugs, the four pests!
Still everything has four!
Dong Qiang used his ultimate move: "How many heads do you have? Say four!"
Qi Long opened his mouth and said: "Four heads. This is the big head. There are fingers on the hands and feet, shoulders and heads, and more."
Qi Long took pictures of each part he mentioned, and Shi Xian also looked at that part. At the end of his words, he lowered his head, and Dong Qiang came up and covered his mouth: "No more talking!"
Qi Long pushed Dong Qiang's hand away: "No more talking!"
"How many legs do you have?"
Qi Long: "Four legs!"
"Arms don't count!"
"I was hit by a car and I was using crutches to recover from training. You see, crutches, my two legs, and..."
"No, you are using two crutches!" Dong Qiang saw Qi Long repeating the action and quickly stopped him.
Dongqiang then asked: "How many children do you plan to have in the future? Now it's three children, not four!"
"I will have three children!"
"Then there is no four!" Dongqiang was proud.
Qi Long pointed at him and said, "Don't we have you as our godson?"
Dong Qiang threw his hands up: "Go to hell!"
The two men took a step back, bent down and bowed. At this point, a show that was originally intended to be funny and a show of wits and courage according to the script, but ended up being so much fun because of the audience's response, ended up being over.
The audience erupted in thunderous applause and cheers, and the crosstalk artist who did not choose Qi Long and Dong Qiang to challenge the devil was thankful.
These two may be young, but their crosstalk skills are so solid!
There is no comparison, there is no comparison at all!
(End of this chapter)
