Chapter 317 Werewolf players are more courageous than crosstalk actors!
During the "Tell the Truth in the Dark" session, Ma Dong asked him, "Who do you think is better at crosstalk than you?"
Qi Long immediately stretched out his finger and said, "My master's grandfather Mr. Zhao Peiru, my master Mr. Hou Yaowen, my master's father Mr. Hou Baolin, my master's father Mr. Hou Baolin's student Mr. Ma Ji, my master's father Mr. Hou Baolin's student Mr. Ma Dong, the son of Mr. Ma Ji, and I..."
As he was speaking, the light suddenly came on again.
“It’s a pity that these gentlemen have left us!”
"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Xiao Sa and Xiao Ni were so happy that one of them lay on the table and the other leaned on the chair.
Ma Dong yelled: "I'm still alive!!!"
"I mean, you left the crosstalk circle to start a company and become a host. You must have bad intentions to treat people to dinner every day!"
There are a few more questions afterwards, such as where do you think you will rank in the Spring Festival Gala crosstalk?
When the lights were on, Qi Long directly said he was number one, and even said more wildly: "I should be the only one performing the Spring Festival Gala, a four-hour stand-up comedy, and as the countdown begins, wait a minute, how about a countdown and then I can continue."
Another question was about variety shows. Netizens jokingly said that there are three giants in variety shows now: the studio variety show led by He Ling of Hunan TV Station, the positive energy variety show headed by Sa Beining of CCTV, and the outdoor funny variety show headed by Qi Long.
They say these are the three major mountain ranges of variety shows, and asked Qi Long which mountain is higher?
The lights were dimmed at this time. Qi Long said, "Then Teacher He's show is definitely the best. His show lasts the longest. Teacher Sa and I have to go and learn from him. Secondly, Teacher Sa's show is well done. I have to go to his show to learn from him. There is nothing to learn from my show. So neither of them came!"
The lights turned on, and Qi Long commented: "I was just being modest. To be frank, Mr. He is definitely ranked last. His show still needs the two of us to bring traffic to it. Is he participating in the "Great Detective"? Mr. Sa's show is ranked second, and I have to bring traffic to his show. My show is definitely the best, and it doesn't need the two of them!"
"Hahahaha, how can a crosstalk actor speak so sensibly?"
Qi Long's questions were basically about his career, and he gave completely exaggerated answers: If you ask me to tell a lie, I will say that I am the best in the world. If you ask me to tell the truth, I will say that everyone has their own excellence.
When it came to Sa Beining, the host was asked about his career and marriage, and whether he was happy.
Seeing the light on, Sa Beining was about to tell a lie: "My last name is Sa!"
"Hahahahaha," Qi Long accused Sa Beining, "He's changing the subject. What's the difference between what you said and someone asking me if I have an iPhone and me saying I'm law-abiding?"
Sa Beining looked as if he didn't understand and didn't answer.
Ma Dong asked again: "What do you think about the future of you and your wife?"
Sa Beining continued to answer irrelevant questions, speaking in dialect: "In the future? Don't feed your baby on the street, try to feed him at home!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
Xiao Sa's irrelevant answer aroused Ma Dong's dissatisfaction, and he asked him to stop pretending that he didn't understand Mandarin.
Sa Beining then gave a serious answer: "What's the point of getting married? Isn't the only thing you can do after getting married to maintain the marriage? Just make do with it, what if you can get divorced? It's hard to explain to the public if you get divorced after just over two years of marriage!"
"Qi Long's proposal was successful, and we are about to get married. Do you have any experience to share with Qi Long?"
Sa Beining glanced at it and said, "My suggestion is that if you have a fight with your wife after you get married, tell me, I will invite you to the show, and we won't see her for two days!"
Qi Long shook his head: "No, I have to hurry up and coax her, otherwise it's over. You don't know how terrible my wife is when she's angry. She makes me do everything again. After I swept the floor, she wasn't satisfied, so she swept it again; after I washed the dishes, she wasn't satisfied, so she washed them again. I fell asleep, and then she slapped me in the face and I got up and went back to sleep!"
"How fresh! Is it okay to fall asleep again?"
"No, Long, I remember your wife was a very gentle girl who sang drum songs!"
Qi Long turned his head and said, "That's on the stage. She's a girl from the Northeast. The gentleness of a girl from the Northeast is ten stones in total. Ms. Chen, who plays Daiyu, occupies two out of ten stones. The other girls from the Northeast owe two bushels (the lights are on). Now they owe three bushels, and my wife occupies one bushel!"
Later, Nigmati was also interviewed. The questions asked were related to the relationship between this colleague. With the lights on, Nigmati strongly condemned Sa Beining for deliberately making him fall on his face during wrestling and ruining his appearance.
As he was complaining, the lights came on and Xiao Ni changed the subject: "Later I realized that his destroying my appearance was like helping me get plastic surgery to make myself better!"
Constantly reversing what one has said is also common in crosstalk. Qi Long deliberately said something wrong on the stage before, and then made reasonable corrections one by one. Ma Dong also used this gag structure to create such a relatively interesting segment in the online variety show.
After this segment, it was time for the second half of the show - the Werewolf Killing competition. In addition to the four of them who were having dinner, there were eight other guests.
These guests are basically contracted artists of Ma Dong’s own company, and they are all contestants who performed well in one of their debate shows.
In addition to his own contracted company, he also invited an online host who is particularly good at playing Werewolf, named Ding Ya, known as the International Wolf King. It is said that his skills are quite outrageous. After listening to a circle of speeches, he knew everyone's identity.
"Let's applaud and welcome the werewolf killer who has won four shows and three championships, has two children, a wife and no neck, Ding Ya!"
Qi Long clapped his hands and laughed: "How shameful! Is it ok to have no neck?"
When the fat Ding Ya came in and took a look, hey, you know what, it really looked like it had no neck. Everyone drew cards and started the first round of the game. Qi Long picked up the card and saw that it was a character called Witch.
This character is a good guy. The witch can save him after the werewolf kills someone, but he can only be saved once in the entire game.
He also has a bottle of poison that he can sprinkle on any player, and that player will be eliminated at dawn.
He is a powerful character in the good camp, and one of the few who doesn't have to vote to get rid of his werewolf identity.
Having obtained this powerful identity, Qi Long suppressed his excitement, lest he be seen by a werewolf and killed. A doctor cannot heal himself, and a witch cannot save him.
【Please close your eyes when it’s dark! 】
As the judge spoke in a mechanical voice, everyone put on their masks. The first ones to open their eyes were the four werewolf cards. They had to discuss tactics and decide on the target to kill.
This time is quite long, much longer than the time Qi Long and his fellow apprentices played in the board game bar.
This means that there are masters among the werewolves, who are controlling their teammates through gestures, telling them what you should do, what I should do, and what we should do together!
Qi Long immediately suspected the neckless Ding Ya. When everyone closed their eyes and announced to the witch to open their eyes, Qi Long opened his eyes and saw the number given by the judge. Number 10 was himself. Unable to save himself, Qi Long observed the postures of everyone wearing helmets. The player No. opposite him had obviously moved his helmet. When he put it on, he put it on with two hands, but now it is only one hand.
Probably a wolf!
In addition, the helmets of Ma Dong and player No. 6 also had slight changes, but the helmet of the great player Ding Ya, No. 7, did not move at all.
He could have poisoned the remaining three, but he thought the great god might not be able to find them, so he gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, made the sign of "seven" with his thumb pinching his index and middle fingers, and then put on the mask.
At dawn the next day, there is a so-called police session. Everyone can run for sheriff through speeches. The sheriff will get more votes, which are usually given to the prophet. The Wolf Team will also pretend to be the prophet to snatch the police badge.
Qi Long chose to raise his hand and was the first to speak. He did not announce that he was being attacked, but instead chose to jump out of the prophet to help the real prophet block the attack:
"I am a prophet. Last night I verified that player No. 12, Mr. Ma Dong, is a werewolf. We will release him today. I hope all of Ma Dong's employees will vote for me. I will help you to defeat your boss!"
After all, it's a variety show, so some remarks for entertaining effects are allowed. When this was said, everyone laughed, but player number six didn't laugh much, so there was something wrong.
"Tonight I am going to verify the identity of the great player number seven. If he is a good guy, we will let him lead the team. If he is a werewolf, we will kill the ones who know how to play first. Tomorrow night I will play the role of player number six, because he did not report to the police."
"Everyone knows that police officers can make an extra speech. Nigmat and Sa Beining, who are also police officers, have both had their own shots. Why don't you, number six, want to show yourself more and grab the spotlight on the police? Did you perform well tonight and don't need this round? So I choose you."
Qi Long started to show his acting skills on the crosstalk stage, speaking as if he were a prophet, and his voice was sonorous and powerful, and it was obvious that he was not afraid of anyone.
After all, I am gone, why should I be afraid of you? We are all going to die, what is there to be afraid of?
Ma Dong listened to Qi Long's sincere and somewhat excited speech as the Iron Prophet. In addition, it was Qi Long they chopped last night, so the witches would stand on Qi Long's side and not let Qi Long have a police badge. In the future, if he has a police badge, he can use the flying police badge to inform everyone that the verified number seven is not a good person.
So he simply raised his hand and chose to self-destruct, revealing his identity as a werewolf. Then his speech during the day ended and he entered the next night.
[Player No. 12 blew himself up, two players died last night, in no particular order, players No. and No. fell, and the werewolf blew himself up without leaving any last words.]
Ma Dong's eye bags became heavy as he stared at Qi Long. Ding Ya smiled and threw away the mask.
The three of them arrived at the backstage where the front stage couldn't hear them. As soon as they entered the room, Qi Long immediately asked Ding Ya, "Are you a wolf? Are you?"
"I'm sure it's not you. You poisoned the wrong teacher Qi."
"Why are you a witch? Seeing your fearless speech, I thought you were really a prophet." Ma Dong scratched his head.
Qi Long: "I'm done talking nonsense. I won't see the sun until the next day. You can have fun however you want, right?"
"Why are you poisoning the great god?"
"I thought if he was a wolf, wouldn't he be able to get whatever he wanted in the future? If he was a good person, I could apologize to him backstage and ask him to teach me something."
“Hahahaha!” Ding Ya laughed: “Teacher Qi is too polite!”
"Teacher Ding, you're welcome!"
In the backstage lounge, there is a surveillance camera of the game. In the surveillance camera, the two werewolves, number six and number ten, opened their eyes and made mournful expressions at the same time.
Qi Long turned to look at Ding Ya, his face full of confusion: "You're still cheating even though you're out of the game?"
He is obviously a wolf!
"Hey, hey, hey, I've been discovered!"
The real prophet in this round is Sa Beining. When Qi Long jumped up, he thought Qi Long was a werewolf who jumped up. Later, Qi Long deceived the werewolf Ma Dong and he himself was still dead. This is completely "I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood", and the witch is dead.
At this time Sa Beining knew that Qi Long was lying, and he succeeded!
When Qi Long took away two wolves by himself, he, the prophet, verified another werewolf. The other good guys spoke for a while, and the only werewolf who saved the werewolf's companion was also caught. The game ended and the good guys won.
"Long!" Sa Beining rushed over and high-fived Qi Long: "Too strong, it has to be you, the crosstalk performer has a really dirty heart!"
"Are you praising me or scolding me?" Qi Long pushed him.
"How do you know that Ma Dong is a wolf? And how do you know that Mr. Ding Ya is a wolf?"
Qi Long did not continue to pretend to be confused and told them bluntly, "After taking off your helmets, can you put them on again in the same way as before? I took a look and found that several people had changed their helmet-wearing posture, and I thought you were wolves."
Everyone was fine, but Ding Ya was a little surprised: "Oh my goodness, Teacher Qi has already reached the stage of licking the helmet? That's indeed what I didn't expect, and I didn't remind them!"
Two more games were recorded later. In these two games, Qi Long played as a civilian. He had no chance to open his eyes at night and could not hold his helmet. Also, because Qi Long had said so, everyone paid attention to this point. He did not directly observe the werewolf even after daybreak.
However, through hearing, he determined that Ma Dong was the prophet, and followed Ma Dong to vote unswervingly. In the end, he and Ma Dong were chopped to the backstage by the werewolves, and the rest of the good guys won.
In the third game, Qi Long and Ding Ya were werewolf teammates. Ding Ya pretended to be the prophet and pushed the prophet back. At night, she put a knife to her chin (because she had no neck), stabbed herself, and threw the police badge that symbolized a good person to Qi Long.
Since all the good guys believed that Ding Ya who fell at night was a prophet, Qi Long, a werewolf, directly turned into a steely good guy after receiving the police badge. It could be said that he could almost kill anyone he wanted and won three consecutive victories!
The first time was the most impressive, the second time helped the god take a beating, and the third time was the best gaming experience. It felt like being an emperor on the stage. Whoever I told to be dragged out and chopped had to go out. It was so cool!
Qi Long admired Ding Ya from the bottom of his heart for the way she stabbed herself and deceived everyone. It was so dirty.
This heart is even dirtier than that of a crosstalk actor!
There are no good crosstalk actors, and there are no good werewolf players either.
After finishing the recording, Qi Long also added the WeChat of Ding Ya, the Werewolf master who was "full of bad intentions", and said that in the future, when their outdoor variety show organizes an undercover activity similar to Werewolf, they would invite him to join in!
(End of this chapter)
