Qi Long, who ranked fourth, has always had bad luck. Everyone expected him to surpass Qin Xiaoxian's results and make Uncle Tong jump out again.
Unfortunately, luck is a mysterious thing. Although Qi Long's overall fortune is poor, he still lost to Qin Xiaoxian in this Uncle Tong segment. With eight knives, Uncle Tong jumped out three times, with two more knives and one less than Qin Xiaoxian, and he won three Bad Hand Medals.
Of course, you also have to experience Gao Dongqiang’s violent pimping!
Next, Gao Dongqiang's ten knives jumped out three times. The people who had been beaten by him before, as well as Shen Teng and Sha Yi who were bound to be beaten, rushed forward one after another and wanted to be the "executioner".
Finally, Qin Xiaoxian rushed forward and covered Gao Dongqiang's eyes from behind, and a group of people started beating him on the arms, even Yang Chaoyue who was not beaten joined in.
After Dongqiang struggled out, Qin Xiaoxian raised his hands to take credit: "Uncle, I put both of my hands on your eyes, I didn't hit you, I didn't hit you at all!"
"If it weren't for you, would I have been able to take so many hits?" Dong Qiang grabbed Qin Xiaoxian's collar and shook him hard.
After that, Shen Teng's twelve knives jumped out four times, and he was beaten by Dong Qiang and lay on the ground, holding his arms and twitching.
Sha Yi was the biggest winner of this round. Fourteen knives jumped out six times, he suffered the most painful blow, and won the most medals!
After this segment ended, the seven people came to a park for the second round of games. Recording a program in a park is much better than recording it on the street or in a commercial area because there is no need to worry about causing congestion and affecting other people's daily traffic. Everyone can watch if they want to.
It is worth mentioning that no one took off their makeup. Qi Long still had the afro and linked eyebrows, Qin Xiaoxian was still wearing a black tights and his face was completely painted black in the previous segment, and the others also made some more or less costumes during the laughter-holding segment.
Sha Yi and Shen Teng, the two who had their bellies painted, were fine, as they put on their clothes and looked like normal people. But Qi Long and the others looked weird, attracting the smiling stares and photos of passers-by.
This round of the game is called Lucky King. The lucky king among the seven people is decided through game items. The lucky king has to accept a punishment and receive a bad hand medal.
The first game was to buy a bag of puffed French fries. Seven people decided the order by playing rock-paper-scissors. Each person ate one at a time. Whoever ate the last one would be the lucky one!
Qin Xiaoxian became the lucky one. His punishment was to carry a sports camera alone, walk through the park's densest ping-pong tables and lakeside promenade, run to the newsstand to buy a pack of the same kind, and every time a passerby called his name, he would pose in a shameful posture and shout, "I love Yunkang French Fries (sponsor)!"
It was a purely embarrassing task. Qin Xiaoxian basically posed every two steps. When he finally ran back, he went straight into the group of staff members, covered his face and lowered his head. He couldn't see me, couldn't see me.
The second task is to guess odd or even. When the next park train passes by, will there be an odd or even number of people on the train? Those who guess correctly will be the lucky ones.
The punishment was to have a clamp on the face, with the clamp tied to a rope, and the other side of the rope was pulled by a member who was not the lucky one, speeding up and breaking the clamp.
Qin Xiaoxian chose an odd number, Sha Yi chose an even number. Everyone started to choose between Sha Yi and Qin Xiaoxian, the two people who currently have the most Bad Hand Medals in this issue. Qi Long, Dong Qiang, and Jia Er chose to believe Qin Xiaoxian, while Yang Chaoyue and Shen Teng supported Sha Yi's even number.
In the end, Qin Xiaoxian's team of four won and was given a very painful punishment.
In this way, the luck game is carried out round after round. The director writes a number, and everyone picks up fallen leaves. The one who is closest to the number wins.
When buying bottled drinks, the one with the furthest production date wins, and so on.
Ask passers-by what song they like best, then look at the initial consonant of the last word in the first line of the lyrics, and rank them by bpmf. The one that appears first wins.
There are also things like flipping through magazines, counting the heads of people in the magazines, and so on.
The punishments are also different for each round. The punishment for the leaves is to pretend to be a tree and stand motionless among the crowd for ten minutes.
For the beverage event, one has to hold a drink in one's mouth while dancing with a pedometer. Qi Long was the luckiest person in this event. He took a sip of Coke and shook it, and the gas instantly exploded in his mouth and came out of his nose, making everyone smile.
After the park project ended, Qin Xiaoxian stood out from the crowd with 15 Stinky Hand medals, followed by Sha Yi with 13 and Qi Long with 12. The others had not yet reached double digits, which was enough to show the strength of the Stinky Hand trio!
After this round of games, everyone took off their weird costumes and was dragged to Huaxi Square. There was a huge stage on a vacant space in the square, with the logo of the running man of "Let's Run" painted on it, and the words "The first "Let's Run" stinky hand competition finals site!" were written on it.
When everyone arrived, the area was already full of people. When they saw the seven of them really show up, they immediately burst into thunderous cheers!
The seven people were stunned. They didn't expect the production team to have a surprise attack. The final part of the finals was actually an open stage. They had to go up there and talk to each other and throw jokes at each other like they were hosting an indoor show.
Qi Long picked up the cue card and started reading quickly. Fortunately, he was basically free to improvise!
Everyone went on stage together, Qi Long was in the center, with Sha Yi and Dong Qiang on his left and right, and the other four members next to them.
"Hello everyone, welcome to the final of our first Stinky Hands Contest. Who do you think has the worst luck among us?" Qi Long asked.
The audience responded positively, with the most responses obviously coming from Qi Long, Sha Yi and Qin Xiaoxian.
As a program with the highest ratings, "Let's Run" is still very popular among the people. It is obvious that many people present are viewers of their variety show and are familiar with their luck performance in the show.
"Hey, I heard from the audience that Qin Xiaoxian has a good fate but bad luck."
Dong Qiang didn't hear this, but he knew that Qi Long was going to tell a joke, so he immediately responded: "This fate can be explained separately."
"That's right. It's not okay to have a good life but bad luck. Let me give you an example. Teacher Sha is extremely lucky."
Sha Yi: "Me?"
"What should I do?" Dong Qiang said in a standard way.
"I was born into an aristocratic family. We all use porcelain bowls and wooden chopsticks to eat, but they are different. They use gold bowls and silver chopsticks."
"There's money at home!"
“This is called good fortune, but bad luck.”
"What's wrong?"
"He was kidnapped and sold to the mountains when he was just one month old. Gold bowls and silver chopsticks have nothing to do with him anymore!" Qi Long explained.
The audience laughed, and Sha Yi was disgusted: "Then I am too miserable, right?"
Then Dongqiang asked Qi Long, what if one has good luck but bad fate?
"We are far apart on this. Mr. Shen has become the leader of several clubs in this Luoshan Chicken election. He wants to be the leader."
Shen Teng: "What is a chicken head? I don't want to be a chicken head. I don't want to organize all the girls from all over the world."
This is considered high-intensity surfing. Recently, another artist was exposed for his bad deeds. He actually tried to organize this unfair trading group, and the chat records were exposed.
Everyone was worried that the TV series he starred in would be affected and taken off the shelves.
It was quite popular on the Internet, and the audience laughed when they heard it. Qi Long quickly explained: "No, no, no, what are you talking about? I'm talking about the head of a mountain chicken, or chicken head for short!"
"What if it's the leader of Silicon Valley?" Dong Qiang dug a hole.
"Silicon bones!" Qin Xiaoxian made a classic slip of the tongue, which once again made everyone burst into laughter.
Qi Long waved his hand: "Don't interrupt, don't interrupt, I'm just explaining good luck but bad fate. Shen Teng is going to be the head of the family. He took office on the first day of the Lunar New Year and passed away on the 30th. This is called good fate but bad luck!"
A few comedians were talking at the same time, livening up the atmosphere and making the place burst with laughter.
Amidst the laughter, the final round of the game began. The game was also very simple. In the first round, seven people participated. There were seven wooden sticks on the table. One of the sticks was solid, and the remaining six were sawed in the middle.
Whoever chooses a sturdy wooden stick will be eliminated.
Under Qi Long's chairmanship, everyone went up to choose. Qin Xiaoxian stood aside motionless. Qi Long walked over with a microphone and said, "Old Qin, why are you standing there?"
"The famous psychologist John Nash once said that if you want to play with probability, don't put the probability in your own hands. Leave it to your opponent and let him choose!" Qin Xiaoxian opened his mouth and spoke a few flowery words.
The audience was obviously confused. Was this something a fool like Qin Xiaoxian could say?
At this time, Qi Long pointed at him and said, "You just recited for ten minutes backstage."
Qin Xiaoxian pushed Qi Long with both hands: "Uncle, don't say it!"
"Hahahahahaha!" The audience laughed, that's right.
Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian took the last two sticks, and the seven of them smashed them on the head together.
With a cry of "Ouch", Wang Jiaer fell to the ground with his hands covering his head. He was eliminated.
In the second round of the game, among the six swords, one contained a real plastic sword, and the other sword handles contained this weird stuff. In this round, Shen Teng was unexpectedly eliminated and pulled out the only real sword.
The things that everyone pulled out were all kinds of things, including octopus legs, green onions, and huge lamb skewers.
Among them, Yang Chaoyue pulled out a snake, which scared Sha Yi next to him. He ran to the side and squatted down. Chaoyue was brave enough to tease them with the fake snake.
In the third round of the game, it was time to eat. Four out of five breads were filled with non-cream fillings.
Everyone picked their picks in turn. Yang Chaoyue was eliminated. Qi Long got Lao Gan Ma bread, Dong Qiang got ketchup bread, Sha Yi got seafood sauce bread, and the most outrageous one was Qin Xiaoxian, who got mustard.
In this game of who is unlucky, Qin Xiaoxian has become the most unlucky one.
Then he drank again. Qin Xiaoxian drank the bitterest bitter ginseng tea. He took out his toothbrush to brush his teeth. There was stinky tofu sauce on Qin Xiaoxian's toothbrush.
In every round, he is the most unlucky one.
In the end, only Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian were left. The rules of this round were no longer determined by one game, but by best of five games to decide the winner of the winner group, who would compete in the final against the winner of the loser group after a second challenge from the other six people.
In the first round of the game, there was one raw egg in a box of eggs, and the others were cooked. Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian took turns taking them and hitting themselves on the head. The one who hit the raw egg won.
Before the game started, Qi Long also specifically explained to everyone that the eggs used in the program were all expired eggs with production dates that could be checked, so there was no waste of food.
This is the rigor of "Let's Run" and the entire Wanerda company. They will not do anything that will cause disgust to most people. They must maintain their positive energy!
Originally, everyone thought that this game was a fair fight between two evenly matched opponents, but Qin Xiaoxian picked up one and hit him on the head. In an instant, yellow egg liquid flowed on Qin Xiaoxian's hair.
Not to mention the members, the audience was all excited. What kind of luck was this? In one out of twenty-four times, he was directly selected?
Qi Long lost the game before he even made a move.
In the second round of the game, two people each choose a water gun and shoot it at each other. The water tank on the water gun is black, and one of the tanks contains squid ink.
When it came to the water gun segment, Qi Long felt a little more confident. After all, he always won the water gun segment in this show.
He chose to choose first, and then the two of them shot at each other at the same time. Qin Xiaoxian's face, which had just been wiped clean of the egg liquid, was covered with squid ink, and the whole audience was boiling again.
Qi Long is trailing 0-2!
"Are you still human?"
"Where do you live? Lao Qin, I feel like the housing prices near your place are going to drop!"
"Old Qin, it's not easy for you to live to this day. You are so lucky!"
In the third round of the game, it was eggs again. This time, there was a hairy egg among a large number of cooked eggs. The eggs were placed in invisible boxes. You had to choose the number on the box. Qi Long took the lead and chose a normal egg and started eating.
Qin Xiaoxian began to choose, his expression was also very unnatural: "Please, don't let me choose at once, my unlucky divine body is about to be confirmed!"
He chose egg number 23. Gao Dongqiang opened the box and took out a raw egg, which was an egg that was boiled just when the chick was formed but not yet fully alive. It appeared in his hand.
"OHHHHHHH!"
Just like that, in the winner's group final, Qi Long, who was generally recognized to have extremely bad luck, was completely crushed by Qin Xiaoxian without even winning a single game.
It seems that Qin Xiaoxian's final victory is unstoppable.
The others took part in the second round of loser resurrection challenge. In this round, Qi Long's luck might have been completely suppressed by Qin Xiaoxian. He couldn't even make it to the loser group finals. It was Sha Yi and Qin Xiaoxian who faced off in the final.
The final will not be held on stage, but in private, so as to prevent everyone from knowing the result.
Turning into the room, there are two thrones symbolizing the god of misfortune, with a quagmire underneath the seats. Whoever's seat is fake will win.
In the end, Sha Yi won. Sha Yi sat down in the mud, while Qin Xiaoxian sat steadily on his seat, his face full of confusion.
"Congratulations to Shayi for winning the final championship of the first Stinky Hands Special Competition!" the director team announced.
Qin Xiaoxian, who had suffered various punishments and was sitting firmly in his seat, had a look of pain on his face.
Qi Long couldn't hold back his laughter and hugged him: "My nephew, the most unfortunate thing is not becoming the king of stinky hands, but being unlucky all the way and not winning in the end"
"Hahahahahaha!" (End of chapter)
