In life, there are funny things and there are also annoying things.
Comparison is something that has existed since ancient times. There are always people who like to compare, saying that he is better, he is worse.
Even within the same pair of crosstalk performers, there are so-called toxic fans who only like the funny part and not the supporting part, or vice versa, who only like the supporting part and not the funny part. They can even make straight shots on the crosstalk stage.
The so-called straight-shooting is a kind of fan economy derived from the stage performances of boy groups and girl groups.
Only one of them was filmed throughout the entire stage, and the camera followed him the entire time, specifically for fans who only like one member of the group.
This kind of singing and dancing stage can be understood by just watching one person, Qi Long.
But Qi Long couldn't understand why only one person was filmed on the crosstalk stage and the other person's voice was blocked.
The supporting actors and the funny actors rely on each other, and most of the jokes cannot be delivered effectively without someone else saying something.
If you remove one person, is it still crosstalk?
Qi Long and Dong Qiang, there are fans who only like one of them, and even dig deep into the relationship between the two, trying to prove that the two are not on good terms.
Even when Qi Long was talking about Dong Qiang on stage, Dong Qiang rolled his eyes in disdain for the performance, which became evidence.
Dong Qiang laughed speechlessly after seeing this on the Internet. He was also the kind of person who was very tough on the Internet. He had never seen it before because his name was always typed as the letters gdq by that person. But when he saw it, he realized how speechless Qi Long's poison was.
The reason why he turned against Dong Qiang was when Dong Qiang soaked Qi Long in the mud. Most viewers laughed when watching that clip, and even if they might have felt a little uncomfortable, they didn't care when Qi Long later threw mud into Dong Qiang's mouth.
But this person insisted on making up a story that Dongqiang was taking the opportunity to take revenge, saying that the relationship between the two of them was never good. Otherwise, how could Qi Long have a period of time when he was performing crosstalk and working part-time jobs everywhere?
In response, Dong Qiang replied: "My relationship with Qi Long is better than your relationship with your father!"
There aren't many so-called "toxic fans" between Qi Long and Dong Qiang. Instead, another inexplicable comparison term has appeared on the Internet, which is: Running Man is just a colleague, while the Men's Gang is a brother.
As a variety show produced by the same company, it also features the participation of the leading crosstalk artist Qi Long. Director Yan and Director Pao are also good brothers who work together. Many times they even borrow ideas from each other's planning teams. They would not buy this kind of entry.
As soon as I saw this trending search, I knew that someone was secretly fanning the flames. They were fed up with the dominance of the weekend variety show Big Name and actually started to sow discord between two programs from the same company.
Many passers-by indeed think so, because there is an episode of "Men Gang" where everyone escapes from the bomb together, shares the joys and sorrows, and finally hugs each other and cries with emotion, so many people think that the group image of Men Gang is better.
"Let's Run" lacks an episode that showcases team spirit!
In response to this, Wan Er Da first spent money to suppress the trending searches, and then the "Let's Run" production team held a meeting overnight, preparing to create an opportunity for the seven of them to show their team spirit: a special episode with unanimous approval from all members!
After returning from Sichuan Province, Qi Long and Dong Qiang rushed to the recording venue. There were seven changing rooms at the back of the venue, and everyone knew something might happen as soon as they arrived.
After everyone arrived, Qi Long, who was standing in the middle, spoke first: "Recently there have been rumors that the seven of us don't have a good relationship. We are just colleagues. I want to clarify this here."
Seeing Qi Long so serious, everyone faced the camera with serious expressions, only Dong Qiang stood sideways and looked at Qi Long.
Qi Long changed the subject: "That's not a rumor!"
Dongqiang pushed him forward immediately: "I knew you were more inclined towards that side!"
"Hahahaha!" Everyone started laughing. In fact, everyone had a good relationship. After all, they saw each other almost every week, and most of them laughed from the bottom of their hearts while playing games after meeting. This joyful atmosphere promoted friendship.
Everyone also joked with each other in private, so Qi Long also made a joke.
"Uncle Master, if you were asked to choose, would you choose "Men Gang" or "Let's Run"? " Qin Xiaoxian came up to provoke trouble.
It’s this problem again. Qilong had this before at the long-awaited dinner party of the Men’s Gang, and now it’s here again.
Qi Long changed his response this time. He looked at them and said seriously, "Of course I choose you!"
"Wow!" Shen Teng, Wang Jiaer and Yang Chaoyue nodded with satisfaction.
Dong Qiang, Sha Yi and Qin Xiaoxian, who were familiar with Qi Long, knew that there would be more to come after this.
Qi Long said leisurely: "After all, the six of you are easier to deal with!"
"Hahahahaha!"
That's true. Because there are Huang Bo, a smart man, and Luo Zhiqiang, a dinosaur patient, they are even less trusting of Qi Long. If Qi Long were to be an undercover, it would be even more difficult than in "Let's Run".
At least there is Qin Xiaoxian who is keen on betrayal and Gao Dongqiang who is naturally feared by everyone to take the blame, and there is also a guy like Sha Yi who is given away for free.
Shen Teng hugged Dong Qiang: "Dong Qiang, it's okay if he looks down on us. He doesn't treat you as a human being when he says that!"
"That's right, Gougou can tolerate this, but what about you?" Sha Yi also came up to sow discord.
Dong Qiang also picked up the joke and pointed at the director team in front: "Come on, photographer, listen to my instructions, turn off the camera!"
Qi Long rushed over to stop him: "No, no, no, don't listen to him!"
"What are you acting? You two didn't say a word after turning off the camera. Everyone knows that you two don't have a good relationship in private!" Shen Teng said to lead the conversation.
"Ha ha ha ha."
Originally, the toxic fans’ Weibo posts were mostly for self-entertainment, but after Dongqiang launched a strong attack, it became a hot topic. The other members saw it and just laughed it off.
Others may not know whether these two brothers have a good relationship or not, but they know it very well. They have met each other privately and know almost everything about each other. That means they have been friends since childhood!
After a while of noise, the production team announced that everyone could go into the dressing room to change clothes.
Qi Long entered the locker room with his name on it. There were two pieces of clothing inside, a white sweatshirt and a khaki sweatshirt. He changed into the white sweatshirt without thinking. After he came out, he saw Dong Qiang wearing the same white sweatshirt. He immediately turned back to change for the sake of show effect.
Others came out one after another, and except Chao Yue, everyone was wearing a white sweatshirt.
Qi Long asked: "Have we divided into teams now? We will form a group of six to play against Yang Chaoyue!"
"Okay, that's absolutely fair!" Shen Teng immediately agreed with a sly smile.
Yang Chaoyue said innocently: "No, are you still human?"
"How can you say that? Qin Xiaoxian has done some anthropomorphic things these days!" Qi Long accused.
Except for Lao Qin who rushed up and punched Qi Long, everyone else was laughing. The program director spoke and asked them to go back and continue changing.
Everyone speculated, is it going to be half and half? But there is no such thing as half and half for seven people.
They all entered the locker room. Qi Long changed into khaki clothes. When he came out, it was four to three, four khakis and three whites. The ones who didn't change were Dong Qiang, Shen Teng and Sha Yi who were too lazy to change.
The director team asked them to go in again. At this time, Shen Teng guessed that they might have to dress the same.
"The minority obeys the majority," Qi Long said, "You three should try changing to khaki!"
"Hey, khaki is so ugly, white is fine!" Dong Qiang retorted.
Qi Long also had a reason: "The white one will get dirty easily when we run outside, and it won't look good in the video!"
Since neither side wanted to change clothes, they started playing rock-paper-scissors. As expected, Qi Long lost this game of luck and changed into white clothes with the other three. This time, the program team finally did not let them go back, but read out the rules.
"Today's game is called All Members Unanimous. As long as you complete the All Members Unanimous Challenge three times within 24 hours, you will pass. When the recording ends, everyone will receive a gold bar. If not, the game will continue until hours later!"
When they heard that they would have to stay up for 24 hours if they didn't complete the task, everyone immediately perked up and said that this was a team battle, so they shouldn't betray each other and just complete the tasks well. They could go home directly after completing three tasks.
Qin Xiaoxian was given a reminder by Qi Long by grabbing his collar.
At the beginning of the first game, seven people have to enter a container respectively and stay there for a full hour!
"What does this have to do with everyone's agreement?" Shen Teng was puzzled.
"You can see the mission once you enter the container!"
Obviously, in order to prevent them from colluding in advance, the program team decided that this project would be made public only after they separated.
Everyone came to their respective containers. Qi Long looked around the room. The container was very empty except for an old-fashioned phone that could only be used for making calls and sending text messages. There were also two pieces of paper stuck on the wall of the room.
The first one is the rules: if everyone stays for one hour and no one consumes or everyone consumes but the total value does not exceed R coins, the challenge is successful.
On the second piece of paper, it was written "Let's Run" supermarket delivery service. You can pick up the old phone and dial the supermarket number to shop. There are a wide variety of goods, including tables, chairs, benches, fitness equipment, bedding, food, drinks, and entertainment. Even game consoles and big screens can be delivered to you.
Note: Goods cost R coins, and everyone has 70 R coins in total. If everyone consumes, the amount must not exceed the limit in order for the challenge to be considered a success with everyone's consensus.
Now Qi Long understood that this was a test of whether everyone could endure loneliness. It was not easy to endure an hour in a space without any entertainment activities.
He looked at the prices of the goods and was speechless. It was too easy to exceed the price. A mattress cost 11 R coins, dumbbells cost 11 R coins, instant noodles cost 4 R coins, ordering food cost 14 R coins, and a game console cost 25 R coins.
There are many products that cost more than 10 R coins to help you kill time, so it is impossible for them to be in sync and spend less than R coins each to complete the task.
Qi Long had never considered the fact that they would not consume anything. It was almost impossible.
We have all been doing this show for a long time, so we must be able to create some effects. Otherwise, why would we sit in a container for an hour? It is very likely that there will be no picture at all!
"Shen Teng might buy a mattress to lie on, Dong Qiang might buy dumbbells and work out. Although he can do his bodyweight training, he can definitely think that everyone will spend money, so they should spend money. Needless to say, Brother Sha will definitely buy food. He didn't eat this morning. Jia Er and Chao Yue will probably save money. Qin Xiaoxian."
When talking about his nephew who has become a popular variety show host, Qi Long is a little elusive.
"This guy might be able to make a game console. Forget it, I'll save money and get a bucket of water to join in the fun!"
Qi Long made up his mind to spend three coins to get a bottle of water to moisten his throat, and then practice the Guankou here for an hour.
He started practicing his jingle right away: [On one side is a medicine mill, on the other side is a medicine chopper, medicine chopper, bright and clear, here are a few herbs for you to try, chop ox gall and dog treasure first, then chop betel nut and musk.]
In the container dozens of meters away, Dongqiang leaned his upper body against the wall of the container, bent his legs and squatted in a static squat, muttering to himself: [Tao Ren slept with Xing Ren, Er Ren slept on the agarwood bed, slept on the wild rice leaves until three o'clock in the morning, and the bold wood thief jumped over the wall]
Because of Qi Long and Dong Qiang, Director Pao also changed from someone who basically didn't watch crosstalk to an audience member who has listened to a lot of crosstalk.
As soon as he heard it, he knew that the two brothers were actually practicing the same part. He marked it immediately and said that this part had to be edited!
The reason why both of them talked about "Tong Ren Tang" was very simple. Their apprentices were learning this recently. It was taught by their two masters themselves, not by teachers in the training society. So when they recited the lines, they also recited this passage.
The three crosstalk performers, Qi Long and Dong Qiang were practicing, while Qin Xiaoxian was also calculating the consumption of R coins. He really wanted the big screen with a game console, but he felt that 25 R coins would probably exceed the limit, so he was struggling.
Finally, Lao Qin gritted his teeth and said, "Forget it. I want to clear my name as a traitor. Today, everyone must agree to leave work early!"
In the end, I chose to pay two R coins for a plastic stool, and then got a bowl of dry noodles for three R coins, and that was it.
There was a decent supermarket next to where the program was being recorded, so the things everyone ordered were delivered very quickly.
Qi Long and Dong Qiang both got a bottle of water. The difference was that Qi Long used it to practice crosstalk and moisten his throat, while Dong Qiang did not practice the basic skills of crosstalk after getting the bottle of water. Instead, he used the bottle of water as a dumbbell and started to train his arms!
Qin Xiaoxian's dry noodles were also in place. He placed the noodles on a plastic chair, sat on the ground, and added a camera to the plastic chair, looking like a food blogger.
"There are many people visiting the store. Today, Xiao Qin has something to say. Dry noodles, three R coins. Let's see how it tastes. Let's go!"
Then he started showing the dry noodles (the production crew had prepared them for him)
"I like to keep a little water, otherwise it will taste a bit salty if all the ingredients are poured in." As Qin Xiaoxian said this, he was looking at the small camera on the chair, with a strong sense of camera.
When he was about to eat, he stretched his neck to see if his head was in the center of the camera. As a result, the dry noodles fell off the chair and hit his pants where he was sitting cross-legged.
In an instant, Lao Qin was horrified and couldn't help but say, "Fuck."
Then he looked at the camera with a big smile on his face: "Sorry, today's show ends here!"
Pull down the camera.
Outside, the staff watching the monitors burst into laughter. It could be said that Lao Qin has received so many invitations to perform in just one year. The variety show must be an explosion!
"I'm trying so hard to be a good person, but you're trying to make things difficult for me. I'm not a human being anymore!" Qin Xiaoxian shouted viciously while eating the noodles that got from his pants into the bowl.
Fortunately, it fell on the pants and not on the ground. I wore new pants on the show, so it was okay. I can continue eating.
Then he picked up his old cell phone and asked the program team: How much are the pants? (End of this chapter)
