Chapter 599: A variety of situations
Su Xin certainly wouldn't respond to such a nonsense. She explained it a few words, but the ones who blushed were still blushing, and the ones who teased were still teasing. I guess no one believed her.
"...Forget it." She breathed a sigh of relief and remembered something, "Did you search my room after all?"
The Purifier's puffed up chest suddenly shrank, and his momentum dropped a lot, "Ah... well, I flipped it over... I was just curious..."
Su Xin nodded and asked her, "So are you done?"
"...Ah, well, I came to find you right after I finished translating...so I haven't...I haven't had time to..."
The young commander couldn't believe it and wanted to explain to the other party the dangers of staying up late, but the Purifier mistakenly thought that he was going to be scolded, so he hurriedly stuffed his clothes over and ran away.
"I'll go help you clean up right now!!"
"..."
Su Xin glanced at the fiery red cloth in her hand and felt it was hot, so she simply threw it to the blushing Dido and asked her to put it in a bag and hang it directly on Dafeng's door handle.
Just as Lafite finished washing up and went out, the three of them prepared to go to the cafeteria for dinner. But they had only taken two steps when they heard someone shouting downstairs.
"Help! Help! There's blood... there's blood!!"
Su Xin moved very quickly, and even wanted to climb over the railing. When she saw the little yellow chicken wandering below, she realized that she was almost exposed, and hurriedly changed her route to the stairs.
They followed the sound all the way down to the second floor and saw a woman squatting on the ground. Firefly, who was shouting for help, saw the helper and hurried back from the other end of the corridor.
"Commander, Commander, Sister Monarch...she seems to be injured! Very seriously!"
The monarch squatting on the ground wiped the blood at his feet with a handkerchief, coughed twice and stood up. Only then did Su Xin see his face and his hands were covered in blood.
The huge amount of bleeding frightened several people. Dido quickly took out a handkerchief and handed it over, but the monarch confiscated it and ignored Hood and others who came to help after hearing the noise.
Su Xin knew the reason and sighed inwardly. She took out her handkerchief with a pale face. The other party then lowered his brows and took it, saying thank you.
Dido was very disappointed after being rejected. She timidly retreated behind the little commander, looking aggrieved.
Su Xin wanted to go and persuade him, but the more serious problem at the moment was that the monarch was bleeding for no apparent reason, so she had to suppress her thoughts on comforting him and instead focused on caring about the monarch's condition.
"Sister Monarch, are you... injured?"
The monarch covered his mouth and nose with a handkerchief and shook his head, "It's nothing, I'm sorry to trouble the commander."
The firefly who was holding the monarch's robe was a little bolder and shook his head in disapproval, "Sister Monarch, your illness is obviously very serious!"
Su Xin looked at the monarch who was hesitant to speak, then turned her gaze to Firefly, signaling him to speak in detail.
"Just... after dinner, I... I wanted Sister Monarch to play with me, and she agreed, so we went back to the room and prepared to play a puzzle together."
"She was fine at first, but for some reason, her face suddenly turned red. Very red!"
"I thought she was hot and wanted to open the window, but my sister said it was okay, so I didn't go. Then, before we were halfway through the fight, she suddenly started bleeding! There was so much blood on the table and on the floor!"
The monarch looked down at her, a little disappointed, "I'm sorry, I...soiled your puzzle."
"Fireflies are not stingy people!" The little girl blinked her big green eyes, very dissatisfied, "I am obviously caring about you, why should I apologize? You should say thank you!"
"......Yes." The monarch lowered his eyes, raised his hand tentatively, and tapped the destroyer's head with his clean fingers, "Thank you..."
The firefly became quiet after receiving the praise. It clutched the monarch's robe shyly and smiled foolishly.
Su Xin felt that the incident happened suddenly and the timing was rather ambiguous, so she asked hesitantly, "So... you had a nosebleed for no reason?"
The monarch nodded, also feeling awkward, especially in front of the other Royal Navy girls.
But as a ship girl, she shouldn't have this kind of symptoms that only appear in humans. It's really strange.
"Well, about ten minutes ago," the monarch recalled.
Commander Su calculated the time and made a guess. He glanced at his red-stained handkerchief and suddenly felt a little sorry for the other person.
"...It should be fine, maybe it's just... too nourishing."
The monarch covered her nose and didn't understand, but nosebleed was not a fatal disease, so she didn't care about it after it stopped.
Su Xin, who had fed hundreds of drawings to others in a short period of time, was too embarrassed to stay here any longer. She gritted her teeth and touched Firefly's head, then gave him a task in a gentle voice.
"We fireflies are the best. We can become good friends with the monarch sister."
"Hehehe... It's so itchy, thank you for praising me, Commander~"
Su Xin smiled, "Sister Jun is a bit shy, but Firefly is not afraid, right? Can you bring her to play with your other good friends?"
The monarch glanced at Hood and Guanghui who were looking expectant, and Befa and Dido who were looking concerned, and opened his mouth to refuse.
She still has a grudge against the royal family and always feels that she is the one being abandoned. Before she proves her own strength, she does not want to have too much contact with the royal family.
But Firefly was simple-minded and agreed on the spot. Then he tilted his head and looked at her, with an expectant look that said, "I will help you make friends."
The monarch, who had been stuck to the other party for a long time, hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded helplessly, "...Thank you, Firefly."
"Hehe~ You're welcome. After all, you are the best friend of Firefly~"
"...Master, is Dido...too clumsy...?" the maid whispered on the way to the restaurant.
Su Xin was prepared, but she deliberately asked her: "Why do you suddenly think so?"
"Because Dido was lazy, you were arrested. Because Dido was careless, you got sick again. Miss Monarch seemed to be..."
"Befa and the others clearly trust me, but I can't do anything right..."
The young commander, who was suffering from a cold, felt dizzy and suddenly felt that there seemed to be something wrong with the royal family.
The leader is a flat-chested tsundere, there is an agent in the light cruiser who doesn't like to wear underwear, and the big sister holding a gun is often thrown into jail because of expulsion.
The short-sighted battlecruiser was always thinking about revenge, but Su Xin didn't hear the news about the other party's victory in the exercise.
The name of the gentle aircraft carrier is just like its character. Unfortunately, it can fall flat on the ground when walking on the road. It is a terrifying existence that cannot see its own toes.
The research ship is extremely powerful, but she loves to get stuck in a rut. The same goes for the negative-energy maid around her, who is always afraid of being kicked out the next second.
Su Xin felt that as a commander, she was under a lot of pressure, but when she thought of those people from the neighboring Sakura Empire who were still in prison, she felt relieved.
"...The royal family can still be saved."
"Sister Dido, you don't have to think so much. Sister Akagi should be blamed for being taken away, and the illness is not your fault."
"On the contrary, I need you all the time, just like warm water in the morning, daily cleaning, and now."
She sighed and covered her forehead, "I feel dizzy, can you carry me for a while?"
Dido was stunned and responded a little panicked. When a warm body covered her back, she pursed her lips and stood up carefully.
Su Xin put her arm around her neck and comforted her softly, "Look, there are many things you can do and help me a lot, so Sister Dido, you are indispensable, okay?"
The maid stopped walking when she heard this, and stood there for a while before sniffing, "Dido...Dido understands, thank you, Master..."
"Hmm~"
"If...if the master really likes it, Dido can actually wear those...those clothes..."
"...That's not necessary."
Chapter 600: Morning Star in Filth
The tortuous and bizarre Valentine's Day has passed, and there are not many good memories, but three Sakura Empire ship girls are left in prison.
Amagi and Daiho, whose crimes are less serious, will be able to return tomorrow, but the main culprit Akagi will have to wait another five days to complete a week before he can be released from prison.
While these three ship girls were suffering from imprisonment, the port also welcomed new guests, Eugen, New Jersey and Lei, as well as the Purifier who did not consider himself an outsider.
In addition to her love of rummaging through boxes and drawers looking for secrets, she also chatters incessantly. Even when Su Xin was drinking porridge, she would find a chance to chatter.
"I say, why did you catch a cold all of a sudden? You're so grown up, you don't like to kick the quilt, do you?"
"Why aren't you talking? I always feel like you've changed in some way, but your hair hasn't been cut short and your figure hasn't changed... ah, of course, you've grown a little since we first met."
"But weren't you already close to...? How could you still be sick? I remember you were hit by a torpedo in the face and nothing happened."
"Just because your body is stronger, will you still get sick? Then won't you still have pain for a few days every month?"
"...Wait a minute, if you really become like them, then you will never have menopause? Bleeding monthly for the rest of your life? Ah this..."
Su Xin really didn't expect the Purifier's imagination to be so wild. Before she could even take two sips of the vegetable porridge, she was choked by this long series of strange guesses and started coughing.
But the one who started it all came over with a concerned look on his face and asked, "What's wrong? Are you too scared? Actually, there is a solution. You can just get pregnant a few more times."
Su Xin: “…?”
"Why are you making such a fuss?" The Purifier raised his eyebrows proudly, "The technological level of us Sirens is much higher than you know!"
Su Xin was really curious after hearing this, "So women can have children with women? Why? And are shipgirls and humans made of the same structure? Then why don't they have periods?"
"You should know that this phenomenon actually occurs cyclically, due to the atrophy of the corpus luteum and the necrosis and shedding of the endometrium after maturity."
"Shipgirls all have ship suits, and their body functions are always maintained in a stable state. Submarines and destroyers will never fully develop in their lifetime, so naturally they can't have menstruation."
"As for other mature shipgirl species, their organs and even cells are in optimal condition every second. They don't have the same updates and iterations as humans, so they don't have corresponding problems."
After the Purifier finished speaking, he glanced at the little commander. Seeing that he was listening attentively, he was willing to continue. "As for same-sex reproduction... it is indeed impossible with your current level of technology, but we have the Purifier~"
"Many female conductors in other worlds also had this need. Adhering to the good tradition of being willing to help others, I gave them a little guidance, and they successfully figured it out."
The Purifier casually took out a crystal clear glass bead and said, "To be honest, this design is pretty good. It has no side effects and is not as painful as the human pregnancy process."
"Just clean it up, before you—"
"Stop!" Su Xin interrupted with a red face, glaring at her angrily, "Don't say anymore. You're afraid of your period so you let me... You're so smart."
"I'm just concerned about you..." The Purifier took back the glass bead, curled his lips and said no more.
Commander Su heaved a sigh of relief, waited for the heat on his face to subside, scooped a spoonful of porridge into his mouth, and suddenly heard Lafite, who was eating next to him, say:
"...Lafite, can't there be little Lafite?"
“Puff—cough cough…cough cough cough…!”
Dido blushed and hurriedly handed Su Xin a handkerchief. The Purifier, whose face was sprayed with the spray, was furious. "What about me? Shouldn't you wipe me first?!"
"Eh? Ah... yeah... sorry, Miss Jingzhe! I... I just..."
Su Xin coughed so hard that her stuffy nose was cleared. She glared at the outspoken Purifier and said, "Don't give it to her. Go wash your face yourself, so as not to teach the child bad things by talking nonsense every day."
The Purifier cried out: "You were the one who told me to tell you out of curiosity! Now you are blaming me! You have hidden so many
"bass--
The self-proclaimed invincible Purifier shrank his head, looked at the short knife that could cut through iron like mud, and silently closed his mouth.
"Go wash your face!" Su Xin glared at her again, stuffed her own handkerchief into her mouth, and drove her away.
Lafite still felt dissatisfied after making the shocking statement, "...Because Lafite can't grow up?"
"Well... well, um... you're a destroyer. Like she said, you should... uh, never grow up."
"...Is it not possible to modify it?" The rabbit looked disappointed, but there was no room for negotiation on this matter.
Although Su Xin liked it, she wasn't really crazy enough to do anything to the destroyer, so she refused decisively, "Well, no."
Lafite sighed, feeling that he was at a huge disadvantage compared to Yixian and Tiancheng. But when he thought that he was the only one sharing a bed with the young commander, he felt much more satisfied.
"...Okay." She ate obediently, "It's good to be with the Commander."
Su Xin breathed a sigh of relief, touched the destroyer's head, and secretly sighed that the little girl at home was sensible. If she really became stubborn, she would not know how to coax her.
When the Purifier came back after washing his face, Su Xin glared at him again. She complained about him being stingy in her heart, but she gave in. "Okay, okay, I won't say it again..."
Commander Su then snorted and let her go. After eating half a bowl, he had no appetite and simply put down the spoon and asked the Purifier about his plans.
"It's New Year's Eve in less than a week. Do you know how to celebrate the festival?"
The Purifier took a moment to recollect and discovered that she had very few memories of [New Year's Eve] and [New Year's Day]. Most of the time in the past, she just stayed in the room and watched the data streams from various worlds.
The lit screens were everywhere, and wherever she looked, she saw data. If there was a failure, she would scrap it and start over with another one. If there were signs of success, she would need to guide them.
When they are not observing and recording data, they are traveling to make deals with human leaders in the small world, handing over products beyond the timeline to the other party in exchange for long-term cooperation and a possibility that is infinitely close to zero.
Human beings are always greedy. Becoming stronger is their instinct, and they gradually lose their sense of measure in their demands. They always feel that they are indispensable and thus desire more.
Because of her missions, the Purifier had met countless high-level people. They were basically the same, even their pretentious rhetoric remained the same, which made her feel sick.
Until the Siren assigned her a new task. The target was no longer a boring low-level trading partner, but an unknown little girl.
This person is very smart and has many special qualities, but what the Purifier likes most is the purity of the other person, which is much more pleasing to the eye than the greed that is so obvious to the bigwigs.
