“I’m entering the competition for you!”
"...Don't talk so weirdly." Evil yawned and held Changchun's arm for support. "You must have been pulled out like me, right?"
Changchun grabbed his clothes to prevent them from being pulled down, and said unambiguously, "Almost, but after seeing you, I changed my mind."
"...what?"
"Hehe... I want to win, and then write on the blank ticket [Commander, please let Evil be Changchun's personal maid for one month]."
He looked over with a subtle malicious expression, "...Is this a new habit? Changdao let you play with butter...?"
"How is that possible!" Changchun blushed and retorted, "I just think it's interesting to see a lazy pig like you busying around. Besides, I can still order you to help me brush materials."
Vicious felt tired after just a little imagination, and immediately let go and squatted on the ground, "...Oh, then I will be the traitor, as long as you don't win."
"Hey! This is a game! Hurry up! Shouldn't you say something like 'Even if we're rivals, I'll do my best for you'?!"
"What are you talking about... Since we are rivals, then of course we should die together... Play less Gal games, or... why don't you play Doki Doki Literature Club? The plot is pretty good."
"...You're so kind? No, hurry up and get up!"
"Haha... I'm so tired."
Little Cheshire couldn't find a suitable teammate because she found that due to her intervention, the number of contestants changed from an even number to an odd number.
Unfortunately, she was the one who was available.
The three-legged race required her to find a partner to participate, and to be fair, the partner had to be a child, but the destroyers were already paired up.
"Where can I find a teammate...ah."
Little Cheshire saw a golden existence in the crowd, standing out from all the ship girls. Judging from her figure and appearance, she looked like a child.
She was overjoyed and immediately ran to Louis IX's side, "Referee sister, there is one person missing. Can I find another child to participate?"
Louis IX, who was wearing casual clothes, thought for a moment and said, "Okay, but to ensure fairness, you need to bring her here for me to see.
"Okay, sister, wait a minute, I'll go and invite her over right away!"
After saying goodbye to the referee, Little Cheshire ran over under the confused gazes of the ship girls and stopped in front of a dazzling existence, "Hello, my name is Cheshire, what's your name?"
"Nya? You don't even know my name, purin?"
Prototype Bree (Gold) shook her golden spiral hair like a drill and said, "It's a drill that breaks through the sky, a special move [Giga Star Strike], an invincible hexagonal warrior, Bree-da!"
"Eh?! Wow, that's awesome!" Little Cheshire grabbed Kimbre's hand and said, "Can you join the competition and form a team with me?"
"Hmm? Competition? No, that... roll? Is that a toilet paper roll? And a toothbrush, I already have one, the kind that moves by itself? I don't want this."
"It's not a toilet paper. It's not a toilet paper. The first prize is 'You can do anything'. That paper is for writing wishes!"
"Hmm? A wish?!" Kimbrey instantly perked up and ignited his fighting spirit, "Can you ask the commander to buy me a new drill?!"
"Drill bit? Um... is that okay?"
"Good! This is worthy of my status! Participate, you must participate!"
Little Cheshire was overjoyed and immediately prepared to take Kimbury to Louis IX, but he had no intention of leaving at all, which made her feel strange.
"Is the referee over there? Or do you want to go to the bathroom?"
"? Of course I'm going to go find my stupid sister to participate in the competition. It will be too late if I'm any later. Thank you for telling me this. New drill, here I come! Ahahahaha~"
Little Cheshire: (9w9)
If she didn't find her teammates, she would be the fastest person to lose in the first event, losing before the game even started. This made the cat girl, who wanted to be first, very anxious.
Just when little Cheshire was at a loss for what to do about his teammates, the tallest man in the Iron Blood camp lifted up the desperate aircraft carrier in his arms.
"Cheshire...right? How about you take little Zeppelin and give it a try?"
"Eh?" The little cat girl looked over in the direction of the voice, and her attention was attracted by the petite white-haired aircraft carrier. "Really? Are you really willing to team up with me?!"
Little Zeppelin was held in the air like Simba. Hearing this, he glanced towards Ruyue and nodded, "...I agree."
"Wow, that's great! Thank you! And thank you to the tall sister! I'll take her to see the referee sister. Please look forward to our performance!"
Frederick the Great squatted down with a gentle expression and nodded, "Good boy, go ahead, do your best, okay?"
“Okay!”
[Wow, in the first round, we already have new players joining us. They are the River God’s Golden Bri, the River God’s Purple Bri, and Little Zeppelin, the servant of the Three-Headed Dragon!]
[Repeat the rules again? To avoid getting hurt, please move at a normal speed. Do not use lethal ship equipment. The fairest referee is watching. If you violate the rules, you will be disqualified. ]
[Children, please stand at the starting line. Don't crowd. It's a straight line all the way. It's the same everywhere. So, Xuefeng, don't worry about your innermost track!]
[Next, please pay attention to the referee's orders, the game is ready to begin!]
Louis IX first checked the condition of the leggings of each team, tightened the loose straps of the Brie sisters, and made sure that there was no problem. Then he returned to the field and unfolded his ship suit.
"preparation--
"boom!!"
[Oh! The race has started, but we can see that everyone is starting slowly due to unfamiliar movements, and some people haven’t even started from the starting line yet!]
The deafening sound of cannon fire announced the start of the game. Ruyue immediately crouched down with her head in her hands, tripping Eldridge who was about to take a step forward.
Xuefeng raised his leg with great confidence, but the smell of gunpowder made Xiang sneeze. His rhythm was disrupted and he felt awkward and nothing went well.
The firefly is shorter than the little swan, and is always hit on the face by soft objects when it runs, forcing the little swan to hug its chest and move forward, panting but unable to run fast.
The ones who are currently in the lead are Rafi and Ayanami, who were not optimistic about the outcome at the beginning.
The two men basically had no communication, but one of them had been a sheriff and had strong observation and coordination skills, and although the other one slept all day, his title of God of War was not boasted, so when they were combined, they were extremely effective.
[Look, Eldridge and Kisaragi are still at the starting line. Did they have a conflict? Or have they given up on the three-legged race?]
After the sound of the cannon died down, Ruyue followed suit with a guilty look on her face. "S-Sorry... I-I'm too timid..."
Eldridge shook his head with an expression on his face, looking at the backs of the other contestants. He knew that he couldn't win by running normally, so he simply fixed Ru Yue on his waist.
A long light blue tube extended from the back of the ship suit, supporting the two of them on the ground. Pikachu began to imitate Doctor Octopus, using tentacles instead of legs to move.
The referee glanced at the two people who were not very fast, and recalled the rules of the game. Normal speed, non-lethal, well, very reasonable.
Nagashima, the host, also slammed the table in surprise.
[Is this how it was solved? That’s amazing!]
Chapter 833 Fun Sports Meeting 3 (Together
"What? So you can use ship suits?!"
"Although I envy you, Mr. Yukikaze's ship equipment doesn't have any special use..."
Seeing Ju Gaogao and Ruyue flying into the air and surpassing her, Xiang, who was still in the middle, became a little anxious. She, who had no tentacles, thought about it for a long time, and finally took out the huge anchor and pretended to aim.
The referee who was following the runner immediately gave a warning, "Although the use of props is not prohibited, if the anchor hits the runner it may cause injury, so it is better to put it away."
"Damn it, I...I won't tease anyone, okay? I'll tease the floor!"
"...Sorry, the host just said that your hit rate is not very good. To be on the safe side, you should not use it."
Xiang felt so aggrieved. The other person's "legs" were several times longer than hers. How could they compare? Just as she was feeling unhappy, a shadow suddenly passed by the corner of her eye.
The thing was red, hemispherical, and very round, with a thin rope following it. After a short flight, it hit Doctor Octopus Eldridge's back.
The rope stretched straight, and the other party's movements paused and stopped. Only then did Xiang see the true appearance of the mysterious object.
"Is... is it a toilet plunger?!"
As she staggered to catch up with the progress, she turned her head and looked back, and found that the person who stopped Ju Gaogao from moving forward was her sister Xiao.
[This, this is an improved version of the non-lethal hook! We, Akatsuki, who are not good at ninjutsu, relied on our own wisdom to stop the dark horse that was on the verge of winning the championship!]
[That’s right! This is the product from our “Shiranui Shop” in the port area. It is of excellent quality, durable, has super strong suction, and never lets go! Thank you “Shiranui Shop” for your strong support for this competition!]
[Also... I hope this thing hasn't been used at work yet. ]
Xiaohong's face was red as she grabbed Doctor Octopus and loudly retorted, "I just bought it this morning. Who would throw a used one at someone else!!"
Xuefeng regained his confidence upon seeing this, and immediately raised his hands to wrap around Xiang's waist, "Now is the time! Even if I can't get first place, I will definitely get second place!"
Xiang, who was used to being cheated, felt something was wrong the moment the little hand came close to him. Just as he was about to ask Xuefeng to let go, he was knocked to the ground by the firefly that deviated from its direction.
Xuefeng, whose ropes just loosened, was unharmed. Looking at the three people rolling in a ball, he complained helplessly: "What's wrong with you? If I try harder, I can get points..."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." The little swan covered his chest and blushed, "It was the firefly. She, she always hits people with her head... there, so I dodged for a while..."
The firefly, with his hands covering his forehead and red face, refused to accept it, "It was he who hit me first!"
[It’s all about body shape, so a plank is great, you can run fast without affecting your teammates, right? Little Zeppelin?]
The little aircraft carrier almost fell to the ground while taking steps. Considering that abandoning the race to fight would affect the new girl next to her, she had to take a deep breath and suppress her anger.
"I'll complain to the Emperor Mama after this is over!"
"........."
"etc."
"Why should I call her mom? It's over, there's something wrong with me?!"
[After a battle, the only ones who still have a chance to enter the top three are the four of the Big Three, the Brie sisters, the makeshift Totoro team, and one]
[Look! The Azai team, which was originally making good progress, suddenly stopped for some reason! Viciously hugged Changchun's thigh and didn't move! Could it be that this destroyer from Donghuang is going to perform Qinggong?!]
"How could I possibly do that! What are you doing, you vicious one?! Hurry up and get up!"
"...I just don't want to be a maid."
"You think running is too tiring! At worst, if I win, I'll just let you farm for materials!"
Changchun wanted to rescue him, but when he saw Lafite, Javelin, Brie and Cheshire crossing the finish line in order, he immediately lost his temper and said, "Ah... I should have told you after the race..."
"Hmph... forget it. There will definitely be more cooperative projects in the future. Do you think I can participate in the whole process? I will definitely give up halfway."
"Why are you so confident!!!"
[It was a very exciting competition. I didn't expect that the teams that won the prizes in the end were all those who worked hard. This shows that no matter what we do, we must be down-to-earth!]
Kisaragi, who was helping Eldridge pull out the toilet plunger, paused and muttered quietly: "...It was obviously the fastest when it was in the sky."
"Ahahaha... sorry." Xiao touched the back of his head. "At first I wanted to use your strength to swing over, but I found out... the rope is too long."
[As you can see, the first place went to our Solomon duo, who each received three points, and the second place went to the teachers from the lecture hall, who each received two points~]
[The most surprising thing is the Brie sisters team, who took the third place, and each got one point! It's a pity that the Totoro team was just a little behind, but other contestants don't need to be discouraged, keep working hard~]
[Okay, let’s go to commercial and then we’ll start the second competition of the day!]
【Moon Gate~】
【Small door~】
As the music played, Veneto, with a red face but trying to keep a straight expression, walked up to the puzzled audience holding a white towel and threw the towel over his shoulders.
“Ming, Ming Miao Bathhouse, the most natural hot spring, the most comfortable enjoyment!”
"The cherry blossom-style scenery, modern equipment, and spring water containing a variety of minerals can relieve fatigue, reduce swelling and relieve pain. It is the best way to treat lumbar disc herniation and sciatica!"
“Ming Miao Bathhouse is the perfect choice for healing the body and mind! It is a paradise on earth for people who cultivate feelings!”
After reading the slogan, Veneto quickly left the field from the side with his head down. He didn't even watch the game and ran directly towards the Donghuang dormitory. He probably felt too embarrassed to see anyone.
Atago was shocked and muttered to herself, "Have the current camp leaders become so destitute as to advertise for profiteers...?"
Zuikaku shook his head. "I guess it's because of the [hot spring coupon]? It's the same reason as inviting Nagashima to host. But Veneto... doesn't she know that bathing is free?"
"..........
"...
"In the end, he even got taken advantage of for free. Ming is really a heinous criminal."
"...really."
"Little Zeppelin, you're here too?" Ruyue, holding Eldridge's hand, ran over to say hello during the break. "I, I thought you weren't interested in this..."
Little Zeppelin sighed in boredom, "You're right, I just... can't help myself."
"Hmm. I, I don't quite understand..."
Little Cheshire was quite shy. When he saw Eldridge looking at him, he smiled widely and said, "Hello, I'm Cheshire. I haven't had a good chat with you guys except during meals!"
