[Way, way, way? Can you hear me? Mike-test, Mike-test.]
[Ahem, well, okay, I guess everyone's expectations have been raised very high by me, and you can't wait to see what's in this box, right?]
[Actually, there is a... no, a cute little creature inside!]
[She is a good friend that all of you will like. She can eat and sleep with you. When you are bored, you can talk to her. When you are angry, you can also talk to her up and down - well, I mean, it relieves your stress~]
"What is this all about? Classmate Xiao X?"
"Could it be a reading machine..."
"Who is smarter, Xiri or Xiao X? I saw someone arguing about this online before..."
"Of course it's Xiri, she can also rap."
"But classmate Xiao X would say she loves me."
[Drink? Wait a minute, I am getting off topic! This is not what I am selling. This is the result of several months of research by Dr. Yubari. How can it be so superficial?]
"Then you tell me!"
[Hehe… it’s good!]
The profiteer carefully opened the seal of the folded cardboard box and took out the soft and tiny mini cat girl.
[Jian Jiang Jiang~ It's "Commander-niao"!]
Su Xin was sitting in the office listening to the radio when she choked on a mouthful of hot tea. She lay on the table and coughed hard, "Wait, shouldn't it be 'Command Meow'?"
[Yes, it's "Commander-nyan"!]
“Ooo ...!!!”
PS: There is one more update to make up for the one from the day before yesterday. It may be late, maybe around 11 or 12 o'clock!
Chapter 1030 Great Value for Money
[Look! These lively eyes!]
[Look! This exquisite workmanship!]
[Look! This realistic touch!]
A buyer who probably suffers from mysophobia: "Take your hands that have touched the germ-filled banknotes away from my commander!!!"
Ming Miao paused with her index finger poking at her cheek, then silently retracted it. After thinking for a while, she took out a handkerchief and alcohol, and was about to wipe it with a "pip".
The buyer said: "Don't rub it! Don't rub my commander's delicate skin red!
[Uh…then, then don’t wipe it, meow?] The profiteer asked without confidence.
It was still the same buyer: "You have already tarnished the commander's flawless body, and you dare not wipe it clean?!"
The profiteer collapsed, [So what do you want from me, meow!]
The anonymous failed buyer yelled, "Let me use my tongue ummm? ummmmm!?"
"I'm sorry, I'm disrupting the normal order of the sale." The long-lost member of the Discipline Committee caught the reckless buyer and said, "If there's a next time, I'll take her away."
[You came just in time. Although I am very grateful, I can only convey this gratitude to you in an invisible way, meow!]
Noshiro thought about it carefully, "What is the invisible way?"
Shiranui, who was holding a mallet next to him, knocked on the drum twice. "She said she won't give you any money."
[Ahem! Where were we just now…?]
[Oh yeah, I'm going to use my tongue to - ugh, ugh, it's not that, it's the workmanship meow! It's the material meow! It's our sincerity meow!]
[This high-precision restored Commander is the only one of its kind in the world!]
[Five hundred thousand! With a starting price of five hundred thousand, you may be able to obtain her ownership. Tell me! Can you find a merchant as conscientious as us somewhere else?!]
Consumers who had not been fooled started chattering about the product, and were obviously surprised by the sudden appearance of the strange product.
You say this is normal, right? There is really no such realistic proportion doll on the market.
But if you want to say it's special... it's just a model, it doesn't seem worth the starting price of 500,000.
Everyone exchanges their opinions and finally gives a unified answer
not worth.
If you want to see the commander, go to the command room and find her.
After closing the shop, the little commander has a lot of free time during the holidays. Is it necessary to hold the doll and watch it all the time?
Although this thing is small and cute, it is not as lively as a real person. Except for special uses, it seems like a waste to spend 500,000 to buy a figure and keep it there.
"I think you're taking us for fools!"
Portland, the representative of the Swindlers Association, questioned, "You tricked me into buying those... those idols! They are useless at home! They also took up the space I had reserved for Indy's notebook!"
Indy was stunned after hearing this and turned his head to look at his sister.
Portland realized it later, but it couldn't withdraw, so it had to bite the bullet and continue to protest, "You are a money-sucking scam! Your unscrupulous nature is obvious to everyone!"
"That's right! She lied to me that drinking it would make me bigger! But... Hey! What are you looking at? Can't I become more magnificent?!"
"You didn't even give me the photo of my expelled sister that you promised me! You clearly took the money!"
"9494!"
"Hmm? Who's calling me?"
[Quiet down, quiet down, it's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, everyone, listen to my explanation, meow.]
"Hmph, you say!"
[Ms. Portland, what I told you at the beginning was that buying these might help your metaphysical construction. I didn’t guarantee that it would work, right?]
Portland is a joke, "Indeed, indeed..."
[And what was the result of your construction?]
Portland shrank his head, "Successfully..."
[Yes, you have already succeeded, why did you come to our store to ask for a refund? Your behavior is very inappropriate, meow. ]
A certain sister control lowered her head in shame
The profiteer turned to the silly white man who was on leave at home, [Your Majesty, when I recommended the product to you, I said that everyone with a grand scale loves to drink this milk, meow~]
Sha Bai was furious, "How dare you play this trick on me?! War-weary! Bring her here!"
Just as the sharpshooter was about to step forward, the profiteer said, "Ms. War-weary, last time you damaged my test drone, I don't think I pursued anything at the time, meow?"
War-weary looked embarrassed and took back the leg he had sold.
【Miss Royal Ark,
The aircraft carrier couldn't believe it, "Ah? It was confiscated?!"
[At that time, she said that as the temporary guardian of the royal family, she had the obligation to prevent any behavior that would undermine the royal dignity, so she signed for you. The transaction was completed, meow~]
Sha Bai, who was very angry just now, felt relieved after hearing this, "Well done, my camp should remain pure like this."
Hood glanced at the Royal Ark, who had a sad expression, and smiled gently, "It should be, Your Majesty."
Ming Miao looked around and saw that no one protested, so he changed the subject and talked about his own difficulties, "Everyone needs to understand me, meow."
[We are a small business, and the risk of spending a lot of money to buy something and then not being able to sell it is very high. It is impossible for us to take care of all aspects...]
[And putting aside previous transactions, this time the goods are definitely worth the money, meow!]
Seeing this scene for the first time, Kaga scoffed, "Isn't it just a doll?"
【Hehehe… Wrong! Very wrong!】
[You don’t think… that I’m the kind of unscrupulous merchant who makes people spend a lot of money to buy junk, do you?]
Everyone was stunned and said in unison: "Yes."
[You guys! Ahahaha…you, you guys have misunderstood me. I work hard every day to sell some equipment just to earn some hard-earned money so that I can save up to buy more good stuff for everyone.]
[For example, what is so special about this product? What is so special about it? Today, I will take you to understand what it is.
Everyone: “Oh—”
[Uh… then, let me tell you the point. This "Commander Meow" is interactive. Please watch the demonstration!]
After the unscrupulous businessman finished speaking, he raised his hand to poke the mini version of Su Xiaozhi's head. A buyer with a "big" surname protested angrily, and the businessman had to put on gloves before he could start the demonstration smoothly.
The slender finger gently tapped the little guy's head. The puppet, who should have been motionless, suddenly blinked, tilted its head to look at the culprit, and accused him in a voice as thin as a mosquito.
"Ugh...disgusting."
The crowd was briefly silent, and a deathly silence spread across the auction site until the "big" buyer screamed and raised his sign.
"Five hundred thousand! Six hundred thousand! No! I'll give you one million! Give me the commander!!"
[Ahahaha, don't be impatient, don't be impatient, each bid must be no less than 10,000, then the auction... begins!]
Chapter 1031 How about you come with me?
In fact, spending half a million to buy a smart figure is already an outrageous price.
Even if it is an upgraded version of the plastic figurine, it should not be sold at such a high price, not to mention the "starting price". It is simply stealing money from the pockets of the suckers.
But even so, they are still no match for the unusual thinking patterns of some of the ship girls in the port area.
The moment they heard Xiaohao Su Xin speak, they all raised the simple plastic signs in their hands and raised the price frantically like boiling water.
"Fifty-five!"
"Sixty-five!"
"Eighty-eight!"
Ming Miao was so happy that before she finished reading the offer, the price-lowering figures appeared again, each one higher than the last.
Such a grand spectacle made the unscrupulous merchants laugh so hard that they couldn't even see their eyes. They quickly gestured to Shiranui to continue beating the drums in order to create a tense atmosphere and make the suckers excited and pay more money.
This trick was very effective and the quotes were made faster. However, with so many buyers, there were always sober people besides the children who were just joining in the fun.
Guanghui hesitated for a moment while holding the plastic card, and when he came to his senses, he was shocked to find that the price had soared to 200 million, and gave up the idea of continuing to participate.
She actually liked this exquisite little guy very much. After all, at first glance, he looked no different from the real Su Xin.
She is about 30 to 40 centimeters tall, petite and cute, with particularly delicate workmanship. Coupled with her not-so-stiff movements and familiar voice, she can be completely regarded as a little Su Xin.
Guanghui originally planned to buy it to use as a clothes hanger, so that he could change into clothes and hold it in his arms whenever he wanted. The thought of it made him happy.
She has always wanted a little sister, but most of her peers are overweight, and her stepsister Unicorn is shy and cannot meet her needs.
The appearance of the little guy was her best choice, but unfortunately, everyone else thought so too.
Seeing the price rising continuously, Guanghui escaped in time to save his savings, and turned his head to look at Hood who was also silent.
"...Have you made an offer yet?"
Ms. Hood shook her head modestly, "I had no intention of buying it."
“I see… That’s right, we are all too old to play this.” Guanghui sighed and looked at Kewei who was still gritting his teeth and struggling, “Now it’s the world of young people…”
Ms. Hood, who wanted to save money to find Yubari Custom Mechanical Doragon, and therefore couldn't afford the price, kept silent and silently acknowledged Guanghui's statement.
"...It's better than everyone knowing that I want to buy a mechanical ship, right?"
【Two million, five hundred and one thousand…】
[Two million, five hundred and ten thousand! Is there a higher number? Is there a higher number, meow?!]
With a gloomy face, Akagi stared at the smug Peacock and wanted to pounce on him and strip off his underwear to see how much money was inside.
She obviously came earlier than the other party, but for some reason, her savings were not as much as Dafeng's.
Although Akagi, who is not good at dressing up, would spend some money on clothes and perfume in order to dress herself up, she tried hard to interpret the saying "women dress up to please themselves".
But everyone in the port is like this. We are not Grandet, so how can we only go in and not out?
As long as everyone spends money, it is equivalent to no one spending money, which means that everyone’s deposit amount is basically the same.
As a result, a millionaire suddenly appeared. Even though he offered a high price of million, his expression showed that he was still very relaxed.
