"Wait a minute, Frederick the Great didn't have... that or what? Was it wild?"
"You mean R Yeyou?"
"Tsk, your head is full of crap, I mean it's just wild stuff! Milk! Have you ever drunk it? Can't you just be serious?"
"Come on, you're the type who comes up with weird headlines every day and you still have the nerve to say I'm unhealthy? You're the one who opened the UC Shock Department, right?!"
Changdao curled his lips, "If I don't write it like that, who will read it? I'll give it a title like "The Daily Life of a Three-Year-Old Commander and His Eight-Foot Stepmother". Do you think it will be a good idea?"
Phoenix touched his chin, it was true, "So what are you going to take now?"
"Hmph..." Nagashima wiped his nose, "Two or Three Things About the Eight-foot Carriage!"
"Hiss, I don't quite understand. What are you talking about?"
"Flushing, applying shower gel, scrubbing the back, washing hair, etc., what do you think it is?"
"Me? I can't come."
Unlike the few people who were kneeling furtively by the door, Kewei crossed his arms and looked down at everyone with a cold look of disgust on his face.
"I say, why don't you just go in? Others can go in and take a shower too."
"Oh, you don't understand." Changdao taught without turning his head, "Asking for fake news in person is the real gossip."
Kewei tried hard to recall, but still couldn't empathize. The main reason was that she couldn't understand the relatively simple Donghuang ancient language.
Changchun, who was lying on the ground, shook his head and said, "Even if you use Donghuang language as the game font, you should check its source. The gentleman on the beam refers to the thief hiding on the beam."
"Yes, stealing gossip is also stealing. I am a bandit, do you understand?" Changdao argued shamelessly.
Kewei didn't take it seriously at first, but when he heard the explanation of the idiom, he suddenly remembered something and immediately reached out and grabbed the ear of the dog owner who was nearby.
"Okay, I was wondering how that photo was taken. So you went into my room?!"
"Oh my, it hurts, it hurts. I, I just took a picture of you two kissing and showing off. What's the big deal? Everyone knows that you two have a good relationship, so there will be fewer rivals in love. Oh my, oh my, stop showing off!"
Kewei blushed and spun her hand 180 degrees. She finally felt relieved when she saw the other party covering his mouth and not daring to cry out in pain.
Changdao breathed a sigh of relief, covered his ears and muttered: "Is your royal way of disciplining people passed down from your ancestors? Twisting ears and hitting heads..."
"What did you say?"
"Ah, no, no, miss, please forgive me, I'm busy listening to gossip..."
Kewei let out a breath, glanced at the people who were squatting or lying down, and wanted to listen to the sound, but as a royal ship girl, she couldn't do such a thing that was unmannerly.
It doesn't refer to eavesdropping, it refers to the posture of curling up there.
What a joke, her girlfriend was kidnapped by another girl and taken away for sex, so what's wrong with her collecting evidence? How righteous is that?
"It would be nice if I had a radio that I could put on the tea table to broadcast the news. Otherwise, if it gets out... I'll definitely be criticized by my sister for eavesdropping in an ungentlemanly way..."
Nagashima: "Oh, hurry up, can you lie down to increase the force-bearing area of the floor? I'm afraid you'll collapse and expose your position..."
Kewei: "I want to be beaten!"
"I feel dizzy..."
"Hmm, did you soak it for too long?"
Frederick the Great carried the little girl sitting on his arm out of the pool. Her scalded skin was red and tender, very similar to the image of a peach.
Just a little small.
The commander, who was exposed to the air, came back to his senses in a daze. Seeing that the other party was staring at him without blinking, with his body exposed again, he flapped his limbs to try to get back into the water.
Frederick the Great naturally would not allow it. After all, the hot spring was still too deep for Su Xiaoxin.
She changed her position, supporting the other's soft armpits with both hands, and lifted the cub up.
"Um...Simba?"
"Eh?"
"Hehe, I watched the cartoon with U-110. Little Lion, is that his name?"
Su Xin didn’t know whether she was a lion or not. She just felt embarrassed, an embarrassment she had never expected.
I was lifted up, and from this angle my mother could see me completely from bottom to top, and they were really honest with each other.
Moreover, Frederick the Great's palms were too wide. It was okay for the base of his palm to touch his armpits, but the lower part of his palm directly covered the other two places.
Hands that have been soaked in hot water are too hot and the sensation is very obvious.
The child's body doesn't feel anything, but the adult's soul feels enormous psychological pressure.
"Ha! Iron-blooded bra, you didn't expect that, did you?"
Su Xin thought with a smile, "If this was a comedy movie, I would be thrown out right now, right?"
Fortunately, Frederick the Great had no intention of maintaining his posture. He took a serious look at his baby and then stood up and walked back.
Due to the extreme height and slope, the water droplets falling down the body made a lot of noise.
Judging from Commander Su Xiao’s size, he looks a bit like the Wanderer in Pacific Rim.
Not to mention, after visualizing Frederick the Great as a "Gundam", my sense of shame was greatly reduced, and I wasn't that shy anymore.
Until the battleship wrapped her in a bath towel and placed her on a wicker chair on the shore.
Su Xiaoxin just watched as the other person took out a dry towel and approached her, then pinched her ankle with just three fingers.
"...wipe?"
"Yeah, be careful not to catch a cold."
"Come on your own..."
"Be good, don't move. There are some places you can't touch."
So Su Xiaoxin started staring at the ceiling again, and when she was turned over, she looked at the floor through the gap in the rattan chair.
After the overly meticulous wiping was completed, the soft object was gently patted on her butt.
Su Xiaoxin was shocked and kicked her legs, but in front of Frederick the Great, this level of resistance was no different from acting like a spoiled child.
"Is it prickly heat powder? It will make you feel drier and more fragrant. It smells good."
"...Autumn."
"After taking a shower, you should sprinkle some water on your face to absorb the moisture and make you feel more comfortable."
Commander Su once again played badly and pretended to be dead, allowing the other side to beat him up.
She was so exhausted both physically and mentally that she really couldn't resist anymore. Even when the other party covered her legs with powder as required, she remained indifferent.
"I've already experienced the iron-blooded bra, and I've expected the underwear and the like."
"What does a baby know? A baby just needs to be a baby. _ Yue..."
"There won't be anything more outrageous than this, right?"
"If I can endure for a while, I will be fine. If I can endure for a lifetime... I will be fine for a lifetime. I have to hold on!"
"Well, all right."
"Huh...finally...
"Let me see where the diaper is..."
"diaper?!"
Commander Su, who had originally accepted the reality and planned to lie down and let Frederick the Great do whatever he wanted, can no longer accept it.
She stood up angrily with her powdered white butt sticking out and grabbed the high-quality bottle of milk next to her.
Seeing that there were still two mouthfuls left in it, she tilted her head back and sucked them all without thinking, then resolutely threw them to the ground.
"Boom!"
"I don't do it, baby!"
Before Frederick the Great could say anything, the door leading to the outside world was suddenly pushed open, and seven or eight ship girls fell in, cracking the floor.
"Oh my God...it's terrible! Please get up quickly, I'm going to pass out..."
"Who opened the door?"
"It's over. That profiteer is going to take this opportunity to blackmail me."
When everyone fell to the ground in unison, Changchun, who was standing alone holding the door handle, became very conspicuous.
She raised her head and chest, and said righteously: "Commander! We are here to save you!"
Frederick the Great lowered his eyes when he heard this, and looked at the little guy with his bare bottom in a daze, "Did you arrange this?"
"I didn't bring my cell phone, huh?"
"Eh? Did I misunderstand?" Changchun scratched his head and took out his jet skateboard. "But I heard you throwing the cup, so I wanted to come in and help you escape... Uh, sorry to bother you."
Seeing the situation, Kewei, who was propping up his upper body, immediately bent his legs and tripped Changchun, who was about to leave the room, to the ground.
Then he stood up and coughed lightly, "Well, since we are here, why don't we take a shower together?"
"I haven't touched the Commander properly after he became smaller! How can I go back like this!"
"Together?" Frederick smiled good-naturedly, "No need, we've enjoyed ourselves and it's time to go back."
"So soon? We've only been here for ten minutes... Uh, Ms. Frederick, don't get me wrong, we're just... guessing."
Nagashima stood up and patted his clothes as if no one was around, shaking his head, "Unprofessional, very unprofessional."
"Stop talking nonsense." Kewei gritted his teeth and whispered, "Ms. Suzuka said that the effect of this thing is unstable. If it lasts more than half a day, it may change back at any time. I can't wait!"
Nagashima: "...Which group are you in?"
Kewei: "Anyway, it's not the next group!"
Nagashima: "I'm not in a hurry. It's too troublesome to take care of children. I'd rather eat potato chips--"
Kewei: "Secretly take a photo of us kissing!"
Nagashima: "(Loudly) Oh, Ms. Frederick, I'm so sorry, we just wanted to see how the commander is doing. It won't affect your childcare, really!"
When it comes to Su Xin, Frederick the Great actually does not intend to give these people face.
But the little guy seems reluctant, and I guess he can't accept things like diapers. So forget it, we can't bully him too much.
"...Sure, you guys can do whatever you want."
After she finished speaking, she squatted down and looked at the cute cub who was covering his chest. "Then, you don't need diapers anymore. Wear a skirt, right? I also bought you some little shoes."
Su Xin looked at the contrasting mini dress in the other person's hand and thought it was better than a diaper.
Besides, when her girlfriend came, she couldn’t stay naked all the time, so she had to nod.
Frederick the Great was very satisfied. He put the skirt aside and took out a pair of ultra-mini pink and white pants with lace decorations on the edges.
"Be good, lift your feet."
4......."
"No strength? Then I'll help you put it on."
“Wait, wait!”
Su Xiaoxin, her face flushed red, turned around and shouted at the ship girls with wide eyes, "No! Look!"
Changdao nodded, "Look, right? I like to watch it too. If you have nothing else to do, just ignore me. I'll just watch it."
Su Xiaoxin was stunned, then paused: "No! You are not allowed to look!"
"I know you allow me to look, no need to emphasize, hurry up and put on your clothes, what if our darling in the port area catches a cold?"
The little girl was very angry. She patted Frederick's hand which was pinching the edge of his trousers, and her short fingers poked at the shameless Long Island from a distance.
"Mom! Look! Her!"
Just as he finished speaking, a huge steel dragon appeared out of thin air, landed on the ground with a bang, and hovered on the broken ground, with its ferocious dragon head raised high and facing the few people.
A gentle female voice floated behind the dragon-shaped ship suit that blocked everything.
"Please, stand there."
"Ah... misunderstanding, misunderstanding."
Changdao put down his phone but still didn't give up, muttering quietly, "Awesome... don't you have a dragon too? Let's see if you can... fight it in a one-on-one duel?"
