Chapter 78: After cultivating like this, who the hell are you guarding against? (Please subscribe!!)
Zhu Yuanzhang looked up and saw a head sticking out from the terrace of the "castle". He was wearing a pair of black trousers and holding a round pipe with a big end and a small one in his hand. He looked at Zhu Yuanzhang and the others below with a smile on his face.
It was Ouyang Lun.
Zhu Yuanzhang looked at Ouyang Lun's weird dress, turned to Queen Ma and asked: "What is Ouyang Lun so crazy about? Can you see the black one? Also, what is he doing with a rolling pin? Is it possible?" Mixing noodles and making cakes?"
Empress Ma smiled bitterly and shook her head. Although she had read a lot, these had already touched upon her knowledge blind spots, and she could not figure out Ouyang Lun's method.
"And he called us Lao Zhu. Could it be that we were exposed?"
Zhu Yuanzhang said in a deep voice.
"I call you Lao Zhu probably because you claimed to be Zhu Laoba that time. If he really wanted to recognize you, he would not dare to treat you like this." Empress Ma quickly explained.
"Yes." Zhu Yuanzhang nodded, then raised his head and said to Ouyang Lun on the "castle": "Ouyang Lun, I'm here to cooperate with you!"
Upon hearing about the cooperation, Ouyang Lun had a smile on his face.
"Lao Zhu, you came just in time, I also have something to share with you!"
"Hurry open the door and ask Boss Zhu to come in!"
Following Ouyang Lun's order.
quack--
First there was the sound of mechanical gears turning, then the stone gate of the "castle" slowly rose, and finally the city gate opened.
Seeing this scene, Zhu Yuanzhang was also shocked. The city gate turned out to be a stone gate!
If you put it down, it would be difficult to break it open even with a battering ram. This "castle" is really impregnable. Thinking of this, the corner of Zhu Yuanzhang's mouth twitched again, thinking to himself. You, a prefect, have built the government office like this. Who the hell are you guarding against? ?
Zhu Yuanzhang walked into the castle with a sullen face, but was stopped by the burly government servant on duty at the door.
"I'm sorry, but everyone who wants to go in must be checked, and no dangerous items are allowed!"
The burly official said in a deep voice.
"Bastard!" Zhu Yuanzhang became angry immediately. As an emperor, he always had others inspected, but he didn't expect that he would be inspected by others today. A sense of shame suddenly surged into his heart.
Empress Ma quickly grabbed Zhu Yuanzhang and said, "Master, don't you forget what we came to the Yamen for?"
Hearing what Empress Ma said, Zhu Yuanzhang took two deep breaths and gradually calmed down, "Check it, just search me alone, don't touch her with your stinky hands!"
"Otherwise I will cut off your hand!"
The burly yamen officer rolled his eyes at Zhu Yuanzhang and said, "You don't need to worry about this matter. We have female yamen servants here."
After saying that, an equally burly female yamen servant came out.
Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly choked on his words.
Soon Zhu Yuanzhang and Queen Ma were inspected.
At this moment, Jiang Wei caught up and said, "Master, the money is coming back."
"Yes." Zhu Yuanzhang nodded.
"You need to be inspected before entering this place, and you are not allowed to carry weapons." The burly government officer stopped Jiang Ying and said.
"Weapons?" Jiang Wei shook his head, "How can I carry a weapon? No, no."
"If you don't believe it, check it out."
Jiang Wei said quite confidently.
The burly yamen officer looked Jiang Gu up and down, and then started to attack, starting with his waist and directly taking off the jade belt from his waist. "Hey, that's my belt, not a weapon!"
But Jiang Wei stopped talking the next second, because the burly government servant pulled out a soft sword from his seemingly ordinary belt.
"Ahem, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, this is for self-defense. I really don't have any other weapons on me." Jiang Wei said awkwardly.
The burly yamen servant didn't say anything, and grabbed Jiang Yu's right wrist and started groping for it. Soon an arrow holster was removed from his sleeve, "Take off the left one yourself."
"Forehead"
Jiang Wei glanced at the burly government servant with some surprise, and honestly took off the arrow holster from his sleeve on his left wrist, "Brother, you are an expert! But this time it is really gone."
The burly yamen officer pointed to Jiang Wei's shoes, "There is a dagger hidden in the shoe. You have to take off the collar to hide the wire. You have to take off the inner thigh to hide the darts. You can't bring your coat inside to quench the poison. You also have to take off your underwear."
"Stop!" Jiang Wei quickly shouted, if he kept talking, he would take off all his clothes.
Seeing this, Zhu Yuanzhang quickly waved his hand, "Jiang Er, just wait outside."
According to this situation, Jiang Wei and other Jin Yiwei could only go in naked with him, which was too embarrassing.
Jiang Wei also nodded helplessly. After Zhu Yuanzhang and Empress Ma left, he asked curiously: "Brother, you are a real expert. May I ask, where are you from?"
"Yong'an Mansion Yamen!" The burly Yamen official said confidently.
"." Jiang Wei twitched his face and silently put on the things he had taken off little by little. He felt very aggrieved and felt as if he had been raped in public.
"Lao Zhu, you're here, we haven't seen each other for almost half a year! You really miss me!"
Ouyang Lun took the initiative to rush forward and gave Zhu Yuanzhang a "bear hug". Zhu Yuanzhang struggled for a while and found that Ouyang Lun was quite strong and it was rare for him to struggle.
After hugging him, Ouyang Lun said with a smile: "Lao Zhu, you have the eyesight. The person arranged by the fourth brother Ma is already here with me, but he is not at the government office, but at the shipyard in Jieshi County. He is a talented person. "
Zhu Yuanzhang nodded and asked Zhu Di to send someone to contact Ouyang Lun to prepare for overseas trade. It was indeed arranged by him, but Zhu Di was really proactive.
However, before the matter at sea was clear, he did not want to go too deep into it, and then changed the subject and said: "Ouyang Lun, we came to you this time because I heard that you have recently come up with a new product, which will be better than chili peppers." make money!"
"Is there such a thing?"
Ouyang Lun smiled slightly, "Lao Zhu, your news is quite good! Yes, I have developed a new product, this is it!"
As he spoke, Ouyang Lun picked up a white solid object from the table.
"What is this? Is it food?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked, frowning slightly.
Ouyang Lun said with a smile: "This thing is called soap, it has a very good cleaning effect."
Zhu Yuanzhang asked doubtfully: "The cleaning effect. Isn't this just bath beans and soap balls? What's new in this?"
Ouyang Lun smiled slightly, "This is an upgraded product of bath beans and soap balls."
"Soap balls are orange-sized soap balls made by pounding the honey locus and grinding them finely, then adding different spices. They are relatively primitive things. This kind of soap balls sell for a lot of money, and they have become specially bought by rich people to wash their faces. The first-class high-end washing products, but the washing effect is so-so.”
"Bath beans first appeared in the Western Jin Dynasty. They are made by grinding pig pancreas into a paste, adding soy flour, spices, medicinal powders, etc. to make small balls or powdered items. They are made by saponification reaction, which is a bit upgraded."
"And the soap in my hand is also called pancreatic soap!"
"I would like to call it the last glory of traditional craftsmanship and the upgraded version of bath beans!!"
(End of this chapter)