Lu Xuan watched the dramatic scene unfolding before him, his lips twitching involuntarily.
Was this little girl treating him like a fool, or did she think all men in the world would fall at her feet, letting her manipulate them as she pleased? Faking an accident?
That was truly something new.
Lu Xuan had lived two lifetimes and seen all sorts of strange things, but for such a low-level faked accident to happen to the Luo Da Xi Hua of Yanjing University, it would make people laugh their teeth out if word got out.
“Student, the ground is cold. Haven’t you acted enough?”
Lu Xuan stood with his arms crossed, watching her leisurely, his tone filled with undisguised mockery.
Luo Xiaoran seemed not to have expected Lu Xuan’s reaction; her crying stopped abruptly, the indignant expression on her face froze, and then, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, she shrieked, “You… what nonsense are you talking about! You did this to me, and you still dare to deny it? Everyone, come and see! This hooligan molested me!”
At her shout, the Students who were already curiously looking around immediately swarmed over like cats smelling fish, pointing and discussing amongst themselves.
“Oh, isn’t that Luo Xiaoran from the performing arts department? What happened?”
“Look at that man, he looks decent, but I didn’t expect…”
“Luo Xiaoran is crying so sadly, her collar is torn. She must have encountered a hooligan!”
Lu Xuan listened to the surrounding discussions, completely unmoved. He slowly took out his phone and, facing Luo Xiaoran’s tear-streaked, pitiful face and her deliberately displayed “evidence”—the torn collar—he unhurriedly “clicked” and took a photo.
Luo Xiaoran was startled by his sudden action, then became even more “indignant”: “You… you still dare to take pictures! Are you trying to threaten me? I’m telling you, I won’t be afraid of you!”
“Don’t rush, Luo Da Xi Hua,” Lu Xuan shook his phone, a meaningful smile playing on his lips, “I, for one, like to speak with facts. Don’t worry, in a moment, you’ll be very ‘happy’ to explain clearly to me what exactly happened.”
He was too lazy to waste words with an actress of her caliber; directly handing it over to the system was the best way.
As long as the dirt was exposed, he didn’t believe he couldn’t pry her mouth open.
Sure enough, in his mind, the system’s prompt sounded at the opportune moment.
【Ding! Detecting new analyzable target person…】
【Scanning photo information…】
【Target Person: Luo Xiaoran】
Immediately after, a series of data appeared in Lu Xuan’s consciousness.
【Name: Luo Xiaoran】
【Appearance: 94】
【Control Value: 0】
【Measurements: 78 / 62 / 77】
【Height: 160cm】
【Weight: 48KG】
Lu Xuan raised an eyebrow; an appearance score of 94 indeed lived up to the title of Luo Da Xi Hua.
But these measurements and weight, tsk tsk, were a bit too thin, practically a paper person, as if a gust of wind could blow her away.
How much effort must she have put into dieting to achieve this effect? A wave of dullness washed over him.
【Target Evaluation: Excellent family background, but loves to take advantage of small gains, feels pleasure from doing so, and is extremely concerned with saving face, with very strong self-esteem.】
Loves to take advantage of small gains? Lu Xuan rubbed his chin, combining it with her performance just now, he had a rough idea.
It seemed this Luo Da Xi Hua was not an easy person to deal with in private either.
【Dirt generated!】
【Option One: 3000 RMB to exchange for a complete dirt package.】
【Option Two: Dirt Exchange Voucher × 1 to exchange for a complete dirt package.】
Only 3000 yuan for dirt? Lu Xuan pouted. Based on past experience, dirt at this price point was at most of average intensity and wouldn’t cause much of a stir.
However, even a small mosquito is still meat; making this top Student from the performing arts department suffer was worth the price.
“3000 yuan for exchange,” Lu Xuan silently recited in his mind.
【Exchange completed! Account balance deducted 3000 yuan.】
As soon as the words fell, a familiar torrent of information instantly surged into Lu Xuan’s mind, complex yet clearly organized.
At the same time, on the encrypted APP interface of his phone, a brand new PPT document quietly generated.
Lu Xuan suppressed the smile on his lips and opened the summary of that PPT.
【Core Dirt Details: Luo Xiaoran, a first-year Luo Da Xi Hua from the performing arts department of Yanjing University, has been habitually exploiting loopholes on online shopping platforms, only requesting refunds!】
“Pfft—”
Even with Lu Xuan’s exceptional self-control, when he saw these lines, he almost couldn’t hold back his laughter.
Exploiting loopholes? Only requesting refunds?
This… the style changed too quickly!
A glamorous, well-dressed Luo Da Xi Hua goddess, adorned in designer and trendy brands from head to toe, exuding the aura of a rich young lady who “doesn’t lack money,” was secretly a habitual offender who frantically exploited loopholes on major online shopping platforms and gleefully engaged in “refund only” scams?
This contrast was absolutely brilliant!
Lu Xuan suddenly felt that these 3000 yuan were incredibly well spent! This was no longer just dirt; this was simply his source of joy for the day!
He suppressed his laughter and continued to read.
【Specific Description: Target person Luo Xiaoran has a privileged family background. Her father is Luo Zhenxiong, the Deputy Governor of Chuansu Province and Director of the Public Security Department, and her mother is Liu Qin, the Warden of Yangzhou City’s First Women’s Prison. Luo Xiaoran grew up with her maternal grandmother and, due to her parents’ busy work, long-term lack of parental love led to certain personality flaws, manifesting as an excessive pursuit of material possessions and gaining psychological satisfaction through taking advantage of small gains. She only returned to live with her parents after junior high school, but her habit of taking advantage of small gains had already become deeply ingrained and difficult to change. She has habitually engaged in malicious exploitation on multiple online shopping platforms such as Taobao, JD.com, and Pinduoduo, including but not limited to using platform loopholes, malicious returns, and false advertising to obtain illicit gains, with “refund only, no return” being particularly frequent. Each transaction involved amounts ranging from 10 to 1000 yuan. Preliminary statistics show that the total value of her illicit gains through such behavior amounts to over 1.5 million RMB.】
After reading this detailed description, the expression on Lu Xuan’s face was truly something to behold.
He had previously thought that Bai Yanxi and Chen Yubing’s backgrounds were quite impressive: one was the daughter of a Military Region Deputy Political Commissar, and the other, the daughter of a Military Region Commander.
He hadn’t expected this Luo Da Xi Hua to be even more formidable; her biological father was a deputy-ministerial level provincial official with real power, and her mother was a section-level prison warden.
How could such a privileged daughter from a powerful and influential family engage in such unspeakable, disgraceful acts?
And the amount was so huge, over one and a half million!
If this were exposed, not only would Luo Xiaoran be unable to stay at Yanjing University, but her parents would also face serious consequences!
Truly, the world is full of wonders! Lu Xuan felt that he had truly had his eyes opened today.
This was no longer just a simple love for taking advantage; this was outright personality distortion and psychological perversion!
He eagerly opened the PPT document, which was said to be several hundred pages long, ready to fully appreciate the “glorious deeds” of this Luo Da Xi Hua.
He wanted to see how many more “surprises” were hidden within.
The surrounding discussions were still noisy, and Luo Xiaoran was still “sniffling” and playing the victim, but her crying, no matter how one listened, sounded a bit weak and lacked conviction.
Lu Xuan looked up at Luo Xiaoran’s tearful face and suddenly felt that it was a waste of talent for this Luo Da Xi Hua not to win an Oscar.
