Touma Sanae is a complete idiot, in the advanced stage of chuunibyou cancer.
When she was a child, Toumori Sanae had very poor grades. After all, she was a fool who had to memorize magic spells on exam papers, and she never passed the tests.
What to do if your child can't study? Then send him abroad to learn English! Therefore, after hearing that Hayama Kazuto and Eriri were studying English together, Toumori Sanae was pushed over.
Originally, Yushan Kazuto thought that there was another troublemaker and was having a headache.
However, after a few days of contact, Yushan Kazuto unexpectedly discovered that Touma Sanae was actually quite smart.
Toumori Sanae always likes to put herself into various roles, which leads to her wild thinking. However, she takes the role-playing very seriously, so she naturally has no time to take care of her studies.
In order to help Toumori Sanae correct this problem, Hayama Kazuto did the most shameful thing in his two lifetimes - pretending to have chuunibyou.
Kazuto Hayama fabricated an identity for himself as a demon king from another world, claiming that Touma Sanae was the reincarnation of his military advisor, the Death Singer.
Due to the different rules of the two worlds, the two lost all their strength after crossing the Crystal Wall System. They must learn the knowledge of this world and master the new rules in order to restore their strength.
Originally, Touma Sanae is a chuunibyou, and who has ever heard of such a dramatic and tortuous life story?
Soon, Toumori Sanae completely immersed herself in the role of the Death Chanter and began to learn wholeheartedly. Even when she spoke, she had a catchphrase - death.
A serious Chuunibyou Idiot is a very scary creature. She has endless curiosity and thirst for knowledge. In a sense, she is even more troublesome than a human cub.
In order to consume her vigorous energy and prevent her from constantly pestering me
, and even attacked herself late at night. Yushan Kazuto had to send her to supervise Eriri to learn English. Unexpectedly, the effect was good, and Eriri's English caught up.
By the way, Eriri's character is the vanguard of the Demon King. Because her soul was traumatized when she traveled through the Crystal Wall System, she needs special guidance to awaken her memory. As for the task of guiding Eriri, it naturally falls to Touma Sanae.
……
After returning home, Yushan Kazuto sent a message to Kato Megumi as usual: "Kato, I'm home."
After waiting for half a minute, Kato Megumi still hadn't replied, or even sent a message, which surprised Yushan Kazuto.
However, Yushan Kazuto didn't think much about it. He slid the screen and dialed Toumori Sanae's number.
……
Grade 3, summer vacation.
Eriri held a game and sneaked up to Toumori Sanae: "Hey, Sanae, let's play the game "The Story of the Magical Girl and the Princess" together."
"Stupid Eriri, I won't play a game called Death that's a waste of time." Sanae Toumori's pencil flew across the draft book, which was filled with formulas that Eriri couldn't understand. Some of them were taught by Kazuto Yuyama, and some were her own imagination.
"Sanae, why have you suddenly become so hardworking? No one wants to play with me." Eriri sat on the bed angrily.
"Because I have found my true self - I am the singer of death, Sanae Hayama, death!" Touma Sanae put one foot on the stool and the other on the table, holding a pencil in her hand as if she was holding a magic wand!
"Poor Eriri, your stupidity caused your soul to be severely damaged when you traveled through the Crystal Wall System. You still can't find your true self. What a sad death!"
"You, you, you, you, you...how can you call Yuyama Sanae!" Eriri's little face turned red all of a sudden, and it was unclear whether she was angry or shy.
"Because I have decided to pursue Master Yushan for my whole life, of course I have to change my name to Death!"
"Then, then I'll call you Eriri Hayama too!"
"You are just a vanguard officer, you don't have the right to use the surname Death!"
"I don't care, I'm going to call you Eriri Hayama!"
"It seems that the soul trauma you experienced while traveling through the Crystal Wall System has turned into brain trauma! Vanguard Officer Death"
Chapter 20: The Great Demon King of Yushan!
"Zizizizi", a noisy electrical noise came from the mobile phone.
Don't get me wrong, it's not the phone that's broken, it's Sanae Toumori's ringtone.
Sanae Toumori, who was sitting at the desk and carefully flipping through a black parchment book, glanced at her mobile phone cautiously.
"Strange number?"
Toumori Sanae didn't have many friends, and few people would call her. When she saw Yushan Kazuto's phone number, she couldn't help but feel a little more cautious:
"Could it be? Death by phone from the Super Power Administration? Or, the embodiment of the consciousness of the universe Gaia?"
Thinking of this, Toumori Sanae quickly pushed the phone away: "Damn managers, I, Thor's hammer user, will never join you! Only Lord Mori and the Dark Bible are the signposts of my destiny, death!"
The sound of the electric current was very loud. Toumori Sanae shook her head in annoyance and continued to study the "Dark Bible".
"You didn't answer the phone?" Yushan Heren was a little surprised, "Is that guy not doing something stupid again?"
After thinking about it, Yushan Kazuto called out again. After all, Toumori Sanae was a fool and he couldn't argue with her too much.
"Zizizizi", Toumori Sanae's phone rang again.
Toumori Sanae slowly raised her head and looked at her phone with an impatient look: "It's the same number! The Superpower Administration is really persistent, death!"
"Should I answer the phone? Perhaps I should teach Death a lesson! I want to let them know that I, the Master of Thor's Hammer, will never go along with them!"
Toumori Sanae's thoughts continued to wander, but the phone was automatically hung up.
Yushan Kazuto's expression looked a little unhappy. Now it was certain that Touma Sanae was doing something stupid!
Although Touma Sanae is not a mobile phone syndrome patient like Kato Megumi, she basically never puts down her mobile phone. She even takes her mobile phone with her when she takes a bath and makes some idiotic remarks on some middle school forums while taking a bath.
[Call her again. If that doesn't work, go to her house and find her! ]
Yushan Kazuto called again, and this time Toumori Sanae answered quickly: "Idiots from the Superpower Management Bureau, I, Thor's Hammer Master, will never join your idiot organization! Don't call me again! Otherwise, you will suffer the wrath of my thunder and death!"
Yushan and Ren were stunned when they heard this. It seemed that he was quite impressive!
[Is this the original character of Touma Sanae that Eriri mentioned? Hmm... it's just so-so! Not as cool as the Death Chanter!]
"Death Chanter, have you abandoned your glory and forgotten your highest mission?" Yushan Kazuto lowered his voice and said a shameful line that was enough to make him blush. Fortunately, the apartment he rented was well soundproofed, at least he didn't have to worry about being heard by the neighboring Kasumigaoka. Secret Room Murder. Shiyu.
Toumori Sanae was stunned as if she was struck by lightning. The hand holding the phone loosened unconsciously and fell to the ground.
Fortunately, the mobile phone purchased by Toumori Sanae was of good quality, so it was no problem after falling so hard. It was just a pain for Yushan Heren's ears. A clear sound of collision and friction reached Yushan Heren's ears, and Yushan Heren almost dropped the phone.
[What is she doing, smashing the table? ]
Half a minute later, Toumori Sanae picked up the phone tremblingly, her voice trembling: "Yu, Yu, Yushan Great Demon King!"
"You finally remembered, Deathsinger?"
"I, I, I am not a death singer! I, I am the wielder of Thor's hammer! The inheritor of the power of nature, the controller of the power of the sky and thunder, Death!"
"Great Demon Lord Yushan, I have seen through your plot. You want to change my mind, make me your servant, and then invade this world! Great Demon Lord Yushan, your plot will not succeed. I will fulfill my mission and stop your invasion, death!"
Toumori Sanae's voice was getting louder and louder. Fortunately, Yushan Kazuto lowered the volume in time so he was not scared by her loud voice.
[This guy is really good at adding drama to himself. ]
Kazuto Yuyama also understood Sanae Tomomori's behavior, after all, she was a person with few friends. Once people were idle, they tended to have wild thoughts, but Sanae Tomomori actually overturned the identity of the Death Chanter and gave herself a character of Thor's Hammer User, which gave Kazuto Yuyama a headache.
[If she is asked to supervise Eriri, she must obey! No, she can only be a death singer! ]
"Oh? Death Chanter, have you been influenced by the cosmic consciousness of this world? How pitiful! Has your true self been almost obliterated by the oppressive consciousness? The Gaia consciousness of this world is indeed difficult to deal with, and has had a subtle influence on you. However, Death Chanter, please remember that our journey is to the heavens and myriad worlds!"
Toumori Sanae's face suddenly turned red: [So handsome! ]
Then, she hurriedly shook her head: [No, I can't be influenced by the Great Demon King Yushan anymore. I am the hammer user of Thor, not the death singer. But the death singer does seem to be a little more handsome...]
"Damn it, Great Demon King Yushan, you are confusing my mind again! I will never succumb to you, death! I have obtained the ultimate secret of the world - the Dark Bible, and I will find a way to defeat you, death!"
"I'll be waiting for you at the Tropic of Cancer Cafe at 8pm. By then, your identity will be revealed!"
There was a "beep" from the other end of the phone.
There was a "beep" sound, and Toumori Sanae's heart also beat "thump thump".
"But, the damned Great Demon King Yushan actually wanted to confuse my true intentions!"
"This, I haven't seen him for so long. He has become even stronger. He can even control my heart from a distance!"
"I, I, Thor's Hammer user, will never admit defeat, Death!"
……
A petite girl walked into the Tropic of Cancer Café, looking around.
Yushan Kazuto sat on the second floor, quietly looking at the girl downstairs: "This hairstyle is definitely Toumori Sanae!"
"The Great Demon King Yushan? You mean Mr. Yushan Kazuto? He's on the second floor, right there. Do you see him?"
Toumori Sanae's gaze turned to Hayama Kazuto, who smiled and waved at her: "Come up."
Soon, Toumori Sanae sat down opposite Hayama Kazuto and said, "Why did you call me out so late, Great Devil Hayama? If you have any schemes or tricks, just use them and they will kill you!"
"Deathsinger, it seems that you have forgotten my authority?" Yushan Kazuto smiled and gently stirred the milk coffee.
"Pure, pure white holy water! Great Demon Lord Yushan, you really think too highly of yourself! After drinking the pure white holy water, your strength must have been greatly weakened. Take it, Great Demon Lord Yushan! I will defeat you! Look at my - Thunder Hammer Hurricane!"
Toumori Sanae swung her twin ponytails into meteor hammers and attacked Yushan Kazuto.
"Oh? Not bad, you've made some progress compared to Eriri." Yushan Kazuto leaned back, took a sip of coffee, and suddenly reached forward with his right hand, instantly grabbed Touma Sanae's two ponytails and gently pulled them.
"Pain Pain Pain Pain!"
"But, for me, this trick doesn't work."
Yushan Heren weighed the two "hammer heads", reached his fingers in, and scratched out a handful of square candies: "Thank you for the treat."
"My destiny cube..."
Yushan Kazuto peeled the candy skillfully and put it in his mouth: "It tastes good. Bring me more next time."
[Wow, the Great Demon King Yushan has become much stronger. Thor, the materials of Thor's hammer have been eaten by him! Mori, Lord Mori, it is not my intention to become a Death Chanter, death! ]
"Respected Lord Yushan, Death will abide by your noble will."
Chapter 21: Golden Week is a bit busy
"Supervise Eriri to complete the poster on time? Your order will be remembered by death."
"Gather at Eriri's house at 8am the day after tomorrow. No lateness allowed."
……
After sending Toumori Sanae home, Yushan and Ren went home. It was already 11 o'clock in the evening when they got home.
[Is it a bit too much for me to bully a fool like this? 】
While thinking this, Hayama Kazuto sent a message to Toumori Sanae: "Remember to bring more candies the day after tomorrow. They taste good."
【My Thor's Hammer! 】
Seeing the message sent by Yushan Kazuto, Toumori Sanae couldn't help but pout. Not only did he eat all the materials of her Thor's Hammer, but he also asked her to bring more.
[It is indeed the most evil demon king Yushan in the universe! The righteous Thor's hammer user is Death who will never yield! ]
"Okay, Master Yushan, Death will bring more Fate Cube supplies to the fortress of Eriri Vanguard, Death!"
After reading Toumori Sanae's message, Kato Megumi suddenly replied.
"I'm sorry, Yushan-kun. I was helping my sister sort out the spreadsheets and didn't have time to look at my phone."
"It's okay. Are you done with it now?"
"No, I'll sort out the rest tomorrow night. I need to rest tonight (?>?<>
Yushan Kazuto's heart beat violently as if it had been electrocuted. He admitted that he was a little touched by Kato Megumi's expression.
[Adrenaline secretion is excessive! 】
"Yes, I have classes tomorrow."
"The Golden Week starts the day after tomorrow. Do you have any plans for the Golden Week, Mr. Yushan?" Kato Megumi suddenly asked.
"I have to go to a friend's house the day after tomorrow, and I have to go to school to play football on May 1st. I don't have any other plans for now."
"So on April 30th, can Yushan-kun accompany me to the mall?"
"If nothing unexpected happens, it should be possible."
"Then I'll take this as your agreement."
Yushan Kazuto smiled. Whether he could go shopping with Kato Megumi did not depend on his will, but on how fast Eriri could finish her poster.
……
Looking at the message from Yushan Kazuto, Kato Megumi smiled briefly on her face. She put away her phone and walked into Kato Hiromi's room.
