"Sir, are you looking for colored contact lenses?" Several shop assistants came over and surrounded Yushan Kazuto. Seeing this, Kato Megumi frowned and moved closer.
"Do you think I need it?" Yushan blinked slightly deliberately, with a confident light in his black jade eyes.
"Sir, maybe our products cannot make you more perfect, but they can give you more choices." The leading clerk said with a smile. Obviously, she had experienced many such confident customers, but it was obvious that Yushan Kazuto was the most confident one among them.
"You'd better recommend him. I don't really need it." Yushan Kazuto pointed to Hikigaya Hachiman who was standing aside with a gloomy face.
Several store clerks glanced at Hikigaya Hachiman, who indeed seemed to be more of a target customer. One of the store clerks wanted to approach Hikigaya Hachiman, but was a little frightened by his gaze and stopped involuntarily.
"I'm sorry, sir. I'm rude." The clerk finally reacted and apologized when he saw the look from the supervisor.
"It's okay." Hikigaya Hachiman didn't want to care about it. After all, his eyes were a little scary. But compared to Shirogane Miyuki, Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes were a little less lethal.
"Take a look at this pair of contact lenses. The orange-red background is outlined with faint blue patterns. When you wear them on your eyes, they are like a pair of mysterious stars in the sky." The clerk took out a pair of cosmetic contact lenses and quickly introduced them.
Hikigaya Hachiman took it, looked at it carefully for a few times, and imagined his bright red eyes after wearing the contact lenses, and he felt a little moved.
"If you want to see the wearing effect, there is a smart fitting device here." The clerk led Hikigaya Hachiman to the smart fitting device.
Although contact lens stores allow trial wear of lenses, most of the trial lenses there are not clean enough, so smart trial wear devices came into being.
Looking at the images projected in the smart fitting device, Hikigaya Hachiman seemed to be hesitant to speak.
"Your dead fish eyes are a bit ingrained." Yushan Heren took a look at it and said jokingly. There was a dark dot in the center of the contact lens, just like a place in a painting that has not been colored, and the sense of disobedience was particularly strong.
"After all, this is my inherent attribute."
"Do you have any other recommendations for colored contact lenses? It's best to have a black base color." asked Yushan Kazuto.
"Obsidian, Mozi, black hole, human heart...these are all based on black."
After trying a round of them, I found that no pair of colored contact lenses could match Hikigaya Hachiman's dead fish eyes. No matter which pair of colored contact lenses I tried on, they always felt out of place.
"Hikigaya, I have to admit that colored contact lenses can't save your dead fish eyes." Yushan Kazuto said seriously.
"I think that mask is pretty good. It feels like my pupils have dilated when I put it on." Hikigaya Hachiman felt good about himself.
"You mean, Dead Fish Eyes Plus?"
……
At noon, several people sat in the restaurant.
"I regret it." Looking at the beautiful eyes of Yuigahama Yui, Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly said.
"Xiaoqi, what do you regret?" Yuigahama Yui asked after eating a piece of butter bread.
"I should have bought people's hearts. I feel that they are really suitable for me." Hikigaya Hachiman beat his chest and stamped his feet.
Several people had stunned expressions on their faces as they looked at Hikigaya Hachiman, somewhat doubting whether there was something wrong with his aesthetic taste.
"Hikigaya-san, for your own safety, I think you should not wear colored contact lenses and just keep your original appearance." Yushan Kazuto said.
"Didn't you tell me to wear a pair of colored contact lenses to improve my eyesight and make me more approachable?" Hikigaya Hachiman asked back.
"Well, I broke my promise and gained weight." Yushan Kazuto admitted very straightforwardly.
"What life safety? Will wearing colored contact lenses threaten my life safety?" Yuigahama Yui suddenly looked panicked, as she was wearing a pair of colored contact lenses.
"If Hikigaya insists on wearing colored contact lenses, the manufacturer of the colored contact lenses will do so in order to maintain the credibility of their brand. Hikigaya, do you want to be assassinated?" Yushan Kazuto said word by word.
"Puff." The waffles in Hikigaya Hachiman's mouth sprayed out. Is it that exaggerated?
"Hey, hey, hey, this is a society ruled by law. Assassination or something like that, Zaimokuza Yoshiteru wouldn't do such a stupid thing, right?"
"In short, the method of improving one's image through cosmetic contact lenses is no longer feasible. We need to think of other ways."
"Well, although you have good intentions, I think... my image is pretty good now, and there is no need to improve it."
Yushan Kazuto looked at Hikigaya Hachiman and racked his brains: "How about you try a wild style and get a crew cut. Others will be attracted by your hairstyle and may not notice your dead fish eyes.
"Asshole, you're going to take away both of my cute spots at once!" Hikigaya Hachiman stood up and yelled.
"Two cute points? Dead fish eyes barely count as one, what's the other one?"
"It's Aho-ge, Aho-ge!" Hikigaya Hachiman pointed at the Aho-ge on his head.
Mao, "Didn't you see how big the ahoge is?"
"Then you can try that stupid hairstyle where you shave off all the rest of your hair and only keep the alopecia. In short, just don't let people notice your dead fish eyes."
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After lunch, they returned to Yuyama Kazuto's apartment. Yukinoshita led Yuigahama to the kitchen door and said, "Can I borrow your kitchen? I want to teach Yuigahama how to make cookies."
"As long as there's no fire."
Although he didn't quite understand why they couldn't go to the school's home economics classroom to make cookies, Yushan Kazuto still agreed to their request.
The ingredients had been bought in advance. Yukinoshita Yukino and Yuigahama Yui put on aprons and busied themselves in the kitchen. Kato Megumi also went in to help. Only Kazuto Yuyama and Hachiman Hikigaya were left in the room.
"I'm talking to you. You're not good at socializing either." Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly said.
Hayama Kazuto looked at Hikigaya Hachiman and said, "That depends on your definition of being good at socializing."
"I heard that guy Yeshan mention you. He said you are an arrogant guy, just like me, and you don't have many friends." Hikigaya Hachiman said.
Yushan and Ren smiled and were about to explain when a strong burnt smell suddenly came from the kitchen.
"What are you doing?"
Chapter 131 Yuigahama, You Must Study Well
Looking at the black thing in front of him, Yushan Heren felt a little scalp tingling. Is this thing really a biscuit?
"Please tell me the scientific names of these things." Yushan Kazuto looked at Kato Megumi and the other two and said righteously.
"The full name is Soda Cranberry Cookies." Kato Megumi untied her apron and walked out.
"Soda cranberry cookies? It can't be said that there is a deviation, it has absolutely nothing to do with it." Yushan Kazuto shrugged.
"You did a bad job, didn't you?" Yuigahama Yui's eyes were dull, like a puppet.
"Have you considered rebooting Breaking Bad?" Yushan Kazuto said mercilessly.
To be honest, Kazuto Hayama couldn't understand how Yuigahama Yui could make such a dark dish under the guidance and supervision of two cooking masters, Kato Megumi and Yukinoshita Yukino.
"Yuigahama mistook the home fast oven for the large oven in the school's home economics classroom and habitually turned it to fifth gear," explained Yukinoshita Yukino.
The apartment is equipped with a household fast oven, which has a temperature difference of 20 degrees at each gear, while the large oven has a temperature difference of only 10 degrees or even 5 degrees at each gear.
The cranberry cookies were baked in an oven at over 200 degrees, but there was no fire. Yushan and his colleagues felt fortunate that it did not catch fire.
"Isn't there a temperature display on the oven?" Yushan Kazuto asked helplessly.
"I, I thought it was a timer." Yuigahama Yui took a step back nervously.
[This level of idiocy is even more outrageous than Eriri. 】
Yushan Kazuto took a deep breath and looked at the black block in front of him: "I think these things should be classified as hazardous waste."
Hearing what Yuyama Kazuto said, Yuigahama Yui blushed a little. It was not the red of shyness, but the red of shame, like pig blood.
"Why are you two still in the kitchen? Are you planning to do it again?" Looking at Yuigahama Yui and Yukinoshita Yukino, Yuyama Kazuto couldn't help but ask.
"It's still early. There's still time to do it again."
Yushan and others were shocked. What kind of vicious words were these?
"Has the home economics class in Sobu been closed down?"
Hearing what Hayama Kazuto said, Yukinoshita Yukino and Yuigahama Yui lowered their heads in shame.
"Yuigahama and I have been blacklisted by the Home Economics classroom."
Yushan Kazuto looked at the two of them. How big a mess must they have made to be blacklisted by the Home Economics Classroom?
"The fire extinguisher is on the wall." Yushan Kazuto pointed to the location of the fire extinguisher, walked out of the kitchen and sat next to Kato Megumi.
Hikigaya Hachiman tactfully stood up from the stool and walked to Xiaoxue's side, squatting down and observing quietly.
"Mei." Yushan Kazuto suddenly called out softly.
"What's the matter, Kazuto?" Kato Megumi looked up and asked.
"Aren't you going to make cookies?"
"It's a bit crowded with three of us in the kitchen." Kato Hui said, "Besides, I've already learned some tips on making cookies."
"So you were just stealing my skills."
"No."
Listening to the conversation between the two, Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but clench his fists.
"Meow!"
Hikigaya Hachiman turned his head and saw Xiaoxue looking at him unkindly: "Sorry, sorry, I forgot about you, the cutest little girl in the world. Oh no, the cutest little girl in the world except Kamakura."
Xiaoxue jumped away with disdain, stuck out her little butt, and walked to Yushan Heren with elegant cat steps.
"Meow~"
The big watery eyes looked at Yushan Heren, as if asking for a hug.
[Well, if you can be so well behaved to me, I will admit that you are cuter than Kamakura.]
"Hui, hug it, look how pitiful it looks." Yushanheren said.
Kato Megumi held Xiaoxue on her lap and gently scratched her little head. Xiaoxue closed her eyes in enjoyment.
An hour later, Yuigahama Yui walked out of the kitchen holding a plate of strange-looking things.
Although they have a strange appearance, are of varying thicknesses, and lack the sweet smell of freshly baked cookies, you can still tell from their color that they are indeed cookies.
Looking at Yukinoshita who was sweating profusely, Yuyama Kazuto could only say: "Thank you for your hard work."
"Everyone, try it. I'm quite confident this time." Yuigahama Yui's face was filled with smiles. It seemed that she had walked out of the shadow of hazardous waste.
Yushan Heren took a small piece with some palpitations. It was still a little hot, so he licked it with his tongue.
It is an ultimate umami taste, much more delicious than fish soup, it is the glutamic acid dancing on the tongue!
No, how can a piece of biscuit taste delicious?
Yushan Heren was a little confused. Biscuits are desserts, so the sweet taste should be the main feature. Even if they are salty and crispy biscuits, the salty taste should prevail. This delicious taste does not match the taste of biscuits at all!
"Yuigahama-san, did you mistake Ajinomoto for sugar?"
"Eh, is there any?" Yuigahama took a biscuit, ate it in one bite, and immediately started coughing. Her tongue felt dry and bitter.
Yushan Kazuto just licked it and could still taste the freshness, but Yuigahama Yui swallowed it in one gulp, and a large amount of glutamic acid danced square dance in her mouth, and it turned into bitterness.
Yushan Kazuto walked into the kitchen and, as expected, the bottle of Ajinomoto he bought last Saturday was already half gone.
"Yuigahama, you put it
He mistook sugar for the seasoning."
Hearing what Yukinoshita Yukino said, Yuyama Kazuto quickly grasped the key point - again.
"Have you made this mistake before?"
"In the past, I mistook salt for sugar..." Yuigahama Yui said with her head down.
"Yuigahama, you must study hard." Yuyama Kazuto's tone suddenly sounded a little mature.
"I, I will study the techniques of baking cookies well." Hearing what Hayama Kazuto said, Yuigahama Yui suddenly felt encouraged.
