Chapter 248 I Didn’t Say I Want to Give Birth to You
Brush teeth, wash face, and soak feet.
This is basically Tang Xiaoru's routine before going to bed at night.
Sometimes it’s not complete, but when it comes to brushing her teeth, she will definitely stick to it.
"Why do you have to brush your teeth at night?" Chen Qingrong asked her.
Tang Xiaoru casually said, "This is for the health of my teeth. I don't want to have cavities before I'm 30."
"Uh, I suspect you're scolding me."
"Do you have cavities?"
"There is one." Chen Qingrong walked up to her, squatted down, opened his mouth and pointed it out to her, "It's the one down there, inside. Do you see it?"
Tang Xiaoru looked carefully and indeed saw a rotten tooth.
"You have to find time to pull it out." Tang Xiaoru said seriously, "If you don't pull it out, it will probably rot."
Chen Qingrong said weakly, "I have considered it, but when I think of the buzzing of the electric drill drilling in my mouth, I get scared."
Tang Xiaoru said with a smile, "You are a man who is almost two meters tall, and you are afraid of having your teeth pulled? Aren't you ashamed?"
"This has nothing to do with height." Chen Qingrong pouted in dissatisfaction, "I don't believe you are invincible. You must be afraid of something."
Tang Xiaoru chuckled, "I am afraid, but I won't tell you."
"I know it even if you don't tell me."
"what?"
"You are afraid that I don't love you anymore." Chen Qingrong stared at her with burning eyes.
Tang Xiaoru, "..."
One second, two seconds, five seconds...
Nearly a minute passed.
Tang Xiaoru still looked at him intently.
Chen Qingrong was the first to lose his temper and curled his lips, "Xiao Ru, if you don't respond to me, I will be embarrassed."
Tang Xiaoru chuckled, pinched his face, and said sarcastically, "I don't want to respond to your narcissistic words. You have to remember that the world will continue to turn without anyone."
"I don't like what you said." Chen Qingrong opened her hand. "I was being romantic with you, but you were talking to me about reality. I'm angry."
"Hmm." Tang Xiaoru moved her mouth, "Then how can you not be angry?"
"Oh."
"Oh what do you mean?"
"Oh is not one word, it's two words."
"Two..." Tang Xiaoru suddenly reacted and picked up the pillow to throw at him. She was so angry, "You bastard, you bastard! You wish for it. I will never agree to that. Humph, go and dream on!"
Chen Qingrong was hit so hard that he begged for mercy again and again.
In fact, it didn't hurt at all, but he still had to pretend that it hurt, otherwise, Tang Xiaoru would feel frustrated.
After all, women have less strength. As long as they don't use the three tricks of grabbing, twisting and biting, under normal circumstances, no matter how hard a woman hits an adult man, she basically cannot break the man's defense.
Unless you have the physique of an idol trainee, just ignore what I said.
When it was time to go to bed at night, the same old rules apply: Chen Qingrong slept in the next bedroom, and Tang Xiaoru slept in the master bedroom.
Before entering the room, she asked Chen Qingrong, "Have you bought the ticket?"
Chen Qingrong nodded, "Yes, I bought it when I went to the toilet just now. The high-speed train is at 10 am tomorrow, so we can leave at 8 am."
"Ok." Tang Xiaoru looked at his pajamas again, "I'll buy you a few more sets of pajamas next time. You can't wear the same set of pajamas every time you sleep at my place."
"You can wash it."
"Clothes don't look good after washing, so you'd better buy new ones."
"Rich people." Chen Qingrong said sarcastically.
"Are you envious?" Tang Xiaoru suddenly patted his shoulder and raised her eyebrows proudly, "If you are envious, then work hard and make your children rich in the future." Chen Qingrong smiled casually, "It's okay. Anyway, our children will have a rich mother like you. I am a useless father, so it doesn't matter at all."
"I didn't say I would give birth to a child for you." Tang Xiaoru took her hand away.
Chen Qingrong pretended not to hear this and continued speaking, "I think our future child should look like you and have an IQ like mine, that would be perfect."
Tang Xiaoru sneered twice, "Haha, if your IQ is like yours, what's the difference between that and an idiot? I don't want my child to be a useless piece of shit with nothing in it."
"Do you admit that this is our child?"
"I haven't even given birth yet, why would I admit it?"
"Then give birth tonight." Chen Qingrong picked up Tang Xiaoru sideways like a princess.
Tang Xiaoru's face turned red, her heart beat faster, and her whole body began to feel hot.
"You, you let me down!" Tang Xiaoru pretended to be angry and complained, "Hurry up and let me down, don't mess around, I, do you remember what my father said before? He said he doesn't want us to have children out of wedlock, don't make my father angry, otherwise you won't be able to marry me then!"
Chen Qingrong asked tentatively, "Can we practice it tonight? At worst, I won't get pregnant, ok?"
"Ok, your head!" Tang Xiaoru knocked his head with her hand and said angrily, "Hurry up and put me down, I'm so hot!"
"I'll take you back to your room."
"Hey!"
It was too late for Tang Xiaoru to stop him, because Chen Qingrong had already carried her into her bedroom and put her on her bed.
"you……"
"Let me help you take off your shoes." Chen Qingrong took off her flip-flops.
"Now……"
"Let me help you take off your pants."
Chen Qingrong started to steal it.
"You're not done yet, are you?" Tang Xiaoru pushed him away angrily, "I, I can take off my pants by myself!"
Chen Qingrong was a little disappointed, "Why aren't you paralyzed?"
Tang Xiaoru's face was filled with black lines. She sat up and pinched Chen Qingrong's face hard, squeezing out a few words from between her teeth, "You have such a sweet mouth. I'm so touched to hear that!"
"It hurts, it hurts, I'm wrong, I'm wrong." Chen Qingrong quickly took her hand away and kissed her fingers.
“So fragrant and tender.”
Chen Qingrong chuckled.
Tang Xiaoru pouted, "I usually use this hand to wipe my butt, especially this finger, which is the main force."
Chen Qingrong, "..."
"yue!"
He really couldn't help it, his throat felt itchy, and he ran out quickly.
Tang Xiaoru couldn't help but grinning when she saw this.
Is this disgusting?
Useless man.
She got out of bed, closed the door, and shouted, "Good night."
"Wan, yue, An, yue."
Chen Qingrong retched several times before returning to his room.
Before going to bed, he sent a WeChat message to his mother, telling her what time he and Tang Xiaoru would be leaving the bus the next day. His mother then reminded them to be careful on the road.
Just as he was about to turn off his phone, Sun Cheng sent a WeChat message, "Old Chen, it's urgent! Can you recognize my child as your father?"
Chen Qingrong, "???"
Thanks to 202201132 for the monthly ticket, thanks to the second uncle of the old Sun family for the monthly ticket, thanks to 20221121 for the monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)
