Chapter 257 I'm Afraid That What I'm Wearing Is Too Dirty
Seeing Tang Xiaoru hurriedly run off the bed, open the door and go out, Chen Qingrong pounded the bed in annoyance.
We should have charged directly just now, why did we need so much preparation before the battle?
But if he didn't come for the pre-war preparations, he was afraid that Tang Xiaoru would not be able to adapt.
Who invented the word foreplay?
His grandma's.
He sighed, and had to get out of bed, walked out and asked, "Did anything fall?"
Tang Xiaoru was in the kitchen and said, "You didn't put the pan away properly, and it fell to the floor."
"Fuck." Chen Qingrong cursed, "Damn frying pan, fuck!"
Tang Xiaoru came back, glanced at him guiltily, and tugged at the corner of her pajamas, "Well, you, you should sleep in the next room tonight."
Chen Qingrong was angry and didn't say anything.
Tang Xiaoru's mouth twitched, she walked behind him, hugged him, rested her chin on his shoulder, and asked in a low voice, "Are you angry?"
Chen Qingrong said helplessly, "It's a bit too embarrassing to say that I'm angry. It's not like I lost five million. Am I really useless?"
Tang Xiaoru burst out laughing and pinched his nose, "You are so cute."
"Me? Cute?" Chen Qingrong turned to look at her. "What does my appearance have to do with cuteness? Are you calling me ugly in a subtle way?"
"I do not have to die."
"You're kidding me. The word cute is used to describe women and children. It's like the word honest. If you say a man is honest, isn't that just saying that he's ugly and has no other advantages? People only say he's honest when there's nothing else to praise him for."
"What kind of nonsense are you talking about? I really think you are cute."
"Uh, what's so cute about me? The look of frustration after failing to blanch the food?" Chen Qingrong rolled his eyes.
Tang Xiaoru tapped his head lightly with her finger and said unhappily, "Can you please stop using such vulgar words? I think you are at least a cultured person."
Chen Qingrong grinned and ignored the conversation.
Tang Xiaoru coaxed him again, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, okay? I didn't say I didn't want to do it. I, I just haven't prepared myself mentally. You've been Chu Nan for 27 years. Will you die if you wait any longer?"
Chen Qingrong felt aggrieved. "It's mainly because you're too sexy and beautiful. I can only look at you but not eat you. It's very uncomfortable."
"Well, I have an idea." Tang Xiaoru smiled and said, "Just castrate you."
Chen Qingrong's eyes almost popped out to the ground, and his brain froze for a moment.
Tang Xiaoru said with a smile, "You are feeling uncomfortable now, and I am not mentally prepared. In order to prevent you from feeling uncomfortable, I will just castrate you and make you a eunuch. Wouldn't that solve the problem?"
Chen Qingrong's face was as dark as Bao Qingtian who had plunged into coal dust. He said unhappily, "Are you Satan? No, even Satan would call you boss, which would save you a lot of trouble. The problem is that I have become a eunuch."
"I am the only male in our Chen family. If I become a eunuch, what will happen to the Chen family's incense? How can I be worthy of my parents? Tang Xiaoru, Tang Xiaoru, you really have a cruel heart."
"I was just joking." Tang Xiaoru stuck out her cute pink tongue.
In fact, compared to her tongue, other parts of her body are pinker.
"Okay, stop making trouble. Go to the small room to sleep tonight, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable sleeping with me."
"Okay." Chen Qingrong sighed and looked at her resentfully, "Alas!"
He got up and went back to the next room.
Tang Xiaoru looked at his back with an ambiguous expression.
She returned to her room and took out her phone to search for something. She didn't know what she saw, but a look of surprise flashed in her eyes. At midnight, when Chen Qingrong was sleeping soundly, Tang Xiaoru walked into his room and gently pushed him.
Chen Qingrong opened his eyes dazedly and looked at her, "What's wrong, baby?"
Tang Xiaoru bit her red lips, hesitated for a moment, then took something out of her pocket and stuffed it into his quilt.
"Um, what did you stuff in there?"
Just as Chen Qingrong was about to open it, Tang Xiaoru held his hand and said earnestly, "Wait until I leave before you read it. Remember, throw it away after use."
"Use what? Throw what?"
"It's okay, I don't mind."
"what are you talking about?"
Tang Xiaoru looked at him with complicated eyes, then quickly ran out and closed the door.
Finally Chen Qingrong had the chance to lift the quilt, and then he was completely dumbfounded.
This black one, lace...
Chen Qingrong's face turned completely red.
The next morning, Tang Xiaoru got up to go to the bathroom. As soon as she opened the door, she saw Chen Qingrong sitting at the dining table with dark circles under his eyes. When he saw her come out, he immediately stared at her.
Tang Xiaoru blushed, "Good morning."
Chen Qingrong gritted his teeth, stood up, walked to her, stretched out his hand and slapped the wall, doing a very standard wall-dong.
"What do you mean, Tang Xiaoru?"
"what do you mean?"
"You gave me that thing last night and asked me to use it? You, you look down on me." Chen Qingrong seemed very angry.
Tang Xiaoru blushed and explained, "No, no, I just saw on the Internet that if a man keeps holding it in, he will get sick, and he may even get sick, such as infertility. So, I want to help you."
Chen Qingrong's face twitched, "And then you gave me that thing to help me?"
Tang Xiaoru lowered her head guiltily, stretched out her hands to rub the corners of her clothes, and muttered, "I, I'm not mentally prepared yet, so I'll just give it to you. Don't worry, it's new. I put it in my bag to wear when I went to your hometown, but then my aunt bought me a new one, so I brought it back."
"You look down on me too much, don't you?" Chen Qingrong said unhappily, "No matter how uncomfortable I am, I don't need that thing. Since I became an adult, I have never rewarded myself."
Tang Xiaoru opened her mouth and looked at him blankly.
Chen Qingrong changed the subject and said, "Besides, even if you really give it to me, you should give me a worn one. What's the point of giving me a new one? I don't feel anything."
"Uh." Tang Xiaoru didn't know how to respond for a moment. She hesitated for a long time before saying, "I'm afraid it's too dirty."
"Some people just like second-hand ones, otherwise there wouldn't be so many original ones for sale."
“Have you bought it too?”
"Nonsense, of course I didn't." Chen Qingrong rolled his eyes, and then said forcefully, "Remember, don't humiliate me like this next time, I can bear it."
"I'm just worried that you might get sick." Tang Xiaoru pouted, "I, I also took a lot of courage to give it to you."
"Thank you for your kindness. I'll keep it."
"???"
Thanks for the monthly ticket for praying for light
(End of this chapter)
