Chapter 288 Elbow, come into the house with me!
Chen Qingrong spread out his hands and forced a smile, "It's, it's not bad, it's sweet, maybe because I drank too much, so I choked a little, but it's definitely not unpalatable."
He lied.
It's very hard to drink.
It was the most unpalatable thing he had ever drunk in his life!
Grandma could see that he was speaking against his will, so she comforted him, "Good medicine tastes bitter, and the effect of this medicinal wine will come on very quickly. You should feel warm soon, but you must not take a bath, otherwise it will have the opposite effect."
Chen Qingrong nodded with difficulty, "I, I understand, grandma, thank you for your connection."
"Kid, don't be polite to grandma."
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It was past nine-fifty in the evening when Tang Xiaoru drove back home.
"Yes, I just got to the garage. I had a safe journey. Well, I'll go up first. My boyfriend is waiting for me at home. What are you talking about? You bitch, if you can't talk, just shut up!"
After Tang Xiaoru hung up the phone, she called Yang Bingbing to report that she was safe.
After pulling out the car keys, Tang Xiaoru got out, closed the door, and then took the elevator upstairs.
When she arrived at her home, she took out her key and opened the door, "Honey, I'm back."
As soon as she entered, she saw Chen Qingrong lying on the sofa with a red face, looking like he had a fever.
Tang Xiaoru quickly closed the door, without even having time to change her slippers, she ran over and squatted in front of him and asked with concern, "What's wrong with you, Chen Qingrong? Do you have a fever? Oh no, your face is so hot, idiot, why didn't you call me in advance? Even if you didn't call me, at least go to the hospital!"
From her perspective, red bloodshot appeared in Chen Qingrong's eyes, which clearly indicated that he was burned.
He was not very smart to begin with, what if he was burned and became mentally retarded?
Chen Qingrong shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly, "I don't have a fever, I just drank alcohol."
"Drinking?" Tang Xiaoru was stunned. "What kind of wine can make your whole body hot?"
Chen Qingrong pointed at the dining table and said, "Grandma's Love Medicinal Wine."
Tang Xiaoru took a look and immediately realized, "My grandma is here?"
Chen Qingrong nodded, sighed and said, "Alas, grandma came here specially to give us medicinal wine. Grandma said that this medicinal wine is good for men's health and can help us have children better."
Tang Xiaoru smiled speechlessly, "Who said we are going to have a baby now? Is the old lady worrying too much?"
Chen Qingrong curled his lips, "That's what I said, but grandma said that if we really wait until we get married and can't have children to make up for it, it will be too late, so we have to prepare in advance."
"Just now she asked me to drink a sip in front of her, so I drank it, and then I became like this. She said that the drug is very strong and I can't take a shower until the effect wears off."
Tang Xiaoru said angrily, "Grandma, you are such a jerk. It's ok for her to worry about nothing, but why did she give you something like this to drink? What if you get sick from it?"
"You too, you drink when grandma asks you to? Can't you find another reason to refuse?"
Chen Qingrong rolled his eyes. "Nonsense, that's your grandmother, how can I refuse her? Don't lecture me first, can you think of a way to help me cool down?"
Tang Xiaoru was also a little anxious, "How can I cool you down? Can a big air conditioner do it? Or, can I prepare some ice water for you?"
"Not that kind of heat."
"Uh, what's that heat?"
"I'm just feeling very hot inside." Chen Qingrong supported himself with his hands and sat up, brushing his hair and gritting his teeth. "I feel like I'm full of strength now, like a bull, with endless energy. If I'm not allowed to vent my energy, I'll explode." Tang Xiaoru was shocked. "How can it be so serious? How can I vent your energy? Shall I take you out for a run?"
Chen Qingrong was helpless. "It seems that I still need to be more straightforward. Xiaoru, please let me blanch."
"Ah?" Tang Xiaoru was startled, then blushed and said angrily, "You, you are already like this, and you are still thinking about that kind of thing?"
Chen Qingrong said pitifully, "It is precisely because of this that I want to do that. Don't you understand what I mean when I say that I am full of strength?"
"The power I'm talking about is not ordinary power, I mean that kind of power. When I say to vent, it's not just sweating, but, it's, damn you, Tang Xiaoru, damn you! Why don't you understand?"
Tang Xiaoru looked at his crazy movements and expressions, as well as the strange flames that seemed to be bursting out of his eyes, and she finally reacted.
Tang Xiaoru stammered, "Grandma, is that really the medicinal wine that grandma asked you to drink? Why do I doubt that she asked you to drink something that is not proper?"
"What did she put in the wine?"
"Don't worry about what she released. Your husband is about to explode. Can't you really have some pity on me?" Chen Qingrong pulled her hair.
Seeing that he was in great pain, Tang Xiaoru pulled him up and made up her mind to go for it. "Elbow, come with me into the house!"
Chen Qingrong's eyes were shining with excitement.
Half an hour later, Chen Qingrong finally calmed down.
Tang Xiaoru took out a napkin to wipe her mouth, then quickly ran to the bathroom.
Chen Qingrong pulled the quilt over his body and said with emotion, "It's worth it. My life is worth it. I have no regrets even when I die."
After several tens of seconds of rest, he got out of bed and walked to the living room and shouted, "Xiao Ru, what are you doing?"
Crash.
There was a sound of running water in the bathroom.
Then the door opened, and Tang Xiaoru came out with a red face, mumbling, "Brush, brush your teeth."
Chen Qingrong chuckled and walked towards her, "Xiao Ru, you are so nice, you are really my muse."
As soon as he hugged Tang Xiaoru, he was pushed away by Tang Xiaoru.
She glared at Chen Qingrong fiercely and said, "Don't drink that medicinal wine next time! If you dare to drink it again, I won't care about you even if you die."
"Okay, okay, I won't drink it." Chen Qingrong smiled awkwardly, but was a little worried, "What if grandma asks about it?"
Tang Xiaoru snorted, "Idiot, pour some out after a while, how will grandma know if you drank it or not? As long as you don't say anything nonsense."
"Xiaoru, you are still smart and eloquent." Chen Qingrong winked ambiguously.
It was originally a very common four-character idiom, but at this moment it made Tang Xiaoru feel as if she was being scratched by a cat.
She kicked Chen Qingrong hard and cursed, "You pervert, I wonder if you dare to kiss me again in the future."
"Of course I dare. Why shouldn't I? I don't mind being dirty. You don't mind me being dirty either."
"I don't like it!"
(End of this chapter)
