Chapter 311 Don’t Develop the Habit of Taking Off Your Pants
thump.
Tang Xiaoru threw Chen Qingrong onto the sofa. She stretched out her hand and pinched her shoulder, complaining, "You are really heavy, Chen Qingrong, especially after drinking."
"I can't help it." Chen Qingrong opened his hands towards her. "Everyone else is drinking, so I can't not drink. Come, baby, hug me. I miss you."
"I won't let you hug me. You smell like alcohol." Tang Xiaoru opened his hand with disgust.
She stood up again to get the slippers, squatted in front of Chen Qingrong, took off his shoes and put on slippers for him.
Tang Xiaoru asked casually, "How was the banquet tonight? Was it lively?"
Chen Qingrong nodded and grinned, "It was so lively, there were so many people, and I even ate a huge Boston lobster, it was so delicious, I would have no regrets even if I died."
He even stretched out his hand to measure the size of the lobster.
Tang Xiaoru said with a smile, "You are such a loser. You think you can die without regrets just by eating a Boston lobster? I see that you really eat too little."
"I really haven't had much good food. I'm poor."
"If you know you are poor, you have to work hard." Tang Xiaoru patted his thigh and began to give him chicken soup. "Wealth must be earned with your own hands. It won't fall from the sky. You have to work hard and struggle."
Chen Qingrong nodded seriously, "Okay, I'll work hard now."
Then he pulled Tang Xiaoru up and turned over and pressed her down on the sofa.
Tang Xiaoru quickly pushed his face with her hand and said anxiously, "I, I'm asking you to work hard! Stop it, you've drunk too much, you can't do that, what if you accidentally die of a sudden death?"
Chen Qingrong froze, "It shouldn't be that serious, right?"
"Very serious." Tang Xiaoru nodded seriously, and added with a blush, "Besides, you've been drinking, it's still unclear whether you can still use it, so stop making trouble."
Chen Qingrong was immediately displeased when he heard this, "Fuck DJ, you look down on me? Then you should open your eyes and see if you can still use it."
"Don't take off your pants!" Tang Xiaoru quickly held down his hand and said angrily, "How did you develop the habit of taking off your pants casually? Don't take them off!"
Chen Qingrong felt a little aggrieved, "But, I feel so uncomfortable after drinking, can you help me relieve it?"
Tang Xiaoru looked at him with resentment, "Last time, I was morally blackmailed by your weird excuse, and then I agreed to it. Now you want to do the same thing again?"
Chen Qingrong suddenly smiled awkwardly, "I, I really feel uncomfortable."
"Humph!"
Tang Xiaoru pushed him away from her, then gently adjusted her collar, then grabbed her hair with one hand and pulled it back, and used the other hand to untie her belt.
hiss.
Suck yo yo.
Chen Qingrong lay on the sofa, looking at the ceiling, his mind went blank for a moment.
Suddenly, Chen Qingrong roared, "I've never seen so much dedication, I'll give it to you!"
……
Chen Qingrong slept very comfortably that night.
The next day, his biological clock woke him up on time. When he opened his eyes, he saw Tang Xiaoru sleeping next to him, sleeping soundly like a little baby.
Chen Qingrong took out his cell phone and saw that it was the first of a new month.
Oh.
I have already resigned and don't have to go to work anymore.
Chen Qingrong came to his senses and stuffed the phone under the pillow again.
Why are you waking up so early after you've already quit your job?
Crazy line.
Chen Qingrong reached out and gently lifted Tang Xiaoru's head, intending to put his arm underneath for her to use as a pillow.
Frankly speaking, the happiest moment for him was when Tang Xiaoru rested her head on his arm and curled up in his arms.
Because it satisfies his machismo.
Tang Xiaoru did the same thing as before. She didn't even need him to tell her to do anything. She just went straight into his arms and slept tightly against his chest. "Hmm."
Tang Xiaoru seemed to be dreaming about something. She let out a slight humming sound, her eyelashes trembled, and her eyebrows were squeezed into the shape of a "川" character.
Was it a nightmare?
Chen Qingrong didn't dare to kiss her mouth for fear of waking her up, so he gently kissed her forehead.
Unexpectedly, Tang Xiaoru opened her eyes directly.
Chen Qingrong was startled and quickly whispered, "I really didn't wake you up. I didn't even dare to kiss you hard."
"You annoying bastard!" Tang Xiaoru squeezed hard into his arms.
Suddenly, she seemed to sense something, her cheeks flushed, and she moved back again.
She wanted to run, but Chen Qingrong would not let her get away. He hugged her slender waist and pulled her back, and made her hold tightly against him.
"Let me go." Tang Xiaoru murmured, her eyes seemed to be filled with honey, and she scolded, "You want to do something bad so early in the morning? You really are the reincarnation of Teddy."
Chen Qingrong explained, "I really didn't mean to do anything bad. I just simply wanted to hold you like this. Hiss, what are you doing?"
Before he could finish his words, he gasped in pain, as if fate had been strangled by the throat.
Tang Xiaoru sneered, "Haha, this is much more honest than you."
Chen Qingrong laughed twice and explained weakly, "This is normal. After all, it's morning now, so..."
"I don't feel much pain anymore." Tang Xiaoru suddenly interrupted him.
Chen Qingrong was stunned and asked in a trembling voice, "Really?"
Tang Xiaoru nodded gently and looked at him charmingly, "It doesn't hurt that much anymore, but I didn't hint at anything else."
"I know."
Chen Qingrong turned over and pulled the quilt up.
"Hey, I, I, I didn't mean that!"
"I have!"
……
The love guru Napoleon once said that other men pursue you just to sleep with you, but I am different. I can do anything, such as the sofa, toilet, and stove.
This sentence is quite appropriate for Chen Qingrong.
Because Ruirui, the light bulb, was not here today, Tang Xiaoru, although very shy, still let go of her voice. Even Pavarotti's high notes could not compare to Tang Xiaoru's.
Chen Qingrong didn't get up until after ten in the morning.
As for Tang Xiaoru, she was really too lazy to move and just wanted to continue lying like this.
"You, go downstairs and throw away the garbage later." Tang Xiaoru snorted, stretched out her little feet from under the quilt and kicked Chen Qingrong.
Chen Qingrong turned around and showed an obscene smile.
Tang Xiaoru was so scared that she quickly pulled her feet back into the quilt.
Tang Xiaoru quickly interrupted his spell and said, "Go to Wal-Mart and buy some rice. We are out of rice at home. I want to eat rice. Remember to buy Northeastern rice."
"Okay." Chen Qingrong put away his lewd smile, "You stay at home and lie down. I'll wash up and go downstairs."
"Uh-huh."
drop.
Chen Qingrong's cell phone rang.
Tang Xiaoru took his phone and looked at it, then raised her eyebrows. "It was a WeChat message from Ruirui. Ruirui said she was going to meet an online friend today and asked if we could go. What do you think?"
"Meeting an online friend?"
(End of this chapter)
