Chapter 319 Wait a minute, I'll scratch it again
Tang Xiaoru was too embarrassed to say anything more on this topic.
What else could she say?
After all, it was not the first time for Chen Qingrong to eat seafood.
I just hope he doesn't get sick.
She just thought of another question, "You just said you thought of someone, who? Do you know this uploader?"
Chen Qingrong shook his head and said perfunctorily, "I don't know this uploader. I just think this style is similar to an uploader I knew before who made AI tweets, but they are obviously not the same person."
Tang Xiaoru chuckled and said, "I see. I thought you really knew him."
Chen Qingrong sat up and said, "I'm going to take a shit. Please put on your clothes, honey. We'll go out for dinner later."
"You're going to poop again?" Tang Xiaoru couldn't hold it in any longer. "No, how many times a day do you poop? How much shit is in your stomach?"
Ever since she officially started living together with Chen Qingrong, Tang Xiaoru discovered a problem: Chen Qingrong really loves to poop.
I have to go at least four or five times a day, and the toilet paper at home is used up faster than before.
At first she was worried whether Chen Qingrong had intestinal problems, but when she searched on Xiaohongshu, she found that many sisters also complained that their boyfriends liked to poop.
Seeing the complaints from other sisters, she felt relieved.
Since everyone's boyfriend is like this, there's nothing to worry about.
This should be the characteristic of men.
Chen Qingrong laughed dryly, "I ate a bit too much for supper last night, so it's quick, very quick."
"Humph." Tang Xiaoru kicked him, "Then go ahead and give me my underwear."
"Wait, let me scratch it again."
"Don't……"
Chen Qingrong picked his nose.
Otherwise, what do you think he was picking up?
After arriving at the bathroom, Chen Qingrong sent a WeChat message to Gao Qiang, "Are you busy?"
Gao Qiang replied immediately, "I'm working on the PPT. What's wrong?"
Chen Qingrong went to B station and found the previous video and forwarded it to him, "Did you do this?"
Gao Qiang, "Sweat, how can I do such a technical thing? It has nothing to do with me."
"It's really not you."
"It's really not me."
"Okay, then you swear. If you lie, you will never be able to have children in your life. Swear now, and I will believe you after you swear. Smile."
"..."
"Okay, I admit it. It was me." Gao Qiang admitted his mistake. "You are too vicious. How can you ask me to swear an oath on something like continuing the family line?"
Chen Qingrong sneered, "Haha, if I don't force you, how can you admit it?"
"Sure, Lao Gao, you have good intentions. Tell me, do you like Miss Yang?"
"I am simply speaking from the perspective of a fan."
"Ah."
Chen Qingrong was too lazy to reply.
Really good at pretending.
What's the sense of déjà vu that a tsundere designer can't possibly fall in love with a big star?
After going to the bathroom, Tang Xiaoru put on her clothes and left the bedroom.
She told Chen Qingrong, "Tomorrow afternoon we will go to Disneyland to act as a shield for Bingbing. Bingbing has already booked a time, and she will be responsible for buying the tickets. We just need to go there."
"We're going tomorrow?" Chen Qingrong scratched his head. "Does that mean we're going to be honest with Gao Qiang tomorrow?" Tang Xiaoru glanced at him. "Are you scared?"
Chen Qingrong smiled, "That's not the case, it's just that I almost forgot about it. I'm quite surprised that you suddenly brought it up now."
"Okay, don't be surprised yet." Tang Xiaoru came over and took his arm, saying coquettishly, "I'm hungry. I want to eat."
Chen Qingrong untied his belt and said, "Please."
Tang Xiaoru, "???"
Snapped!
She slapped Chen Qingrong on the back and scolded him with a red face, "Please, you only know how to mess around, you are so shameless!"
Chen Qingrong grinned, "It's not like you haven't eaten it before, and you're still shy with me, you little greedy cat, so cute."
"Bah!" Tang Xiaoru twisted his arm.
Chen Qingrong grimaced in pain.
He had begged Tang Xiaoru before not to pinch him, and Tang Xiaoru had agreed. But now, she has changed to twisting him.
This little hand looks very small when holding it, so how come it has such great power when twisting his arm?
……
After getting in the car at the garage, Chen Qingrong suddenly had a bold idea, "Xiao Ru, should we not get on the highway later?"
Tang Xiaoru was amused. "We are just going to have a meal. Why are we taking the highway?"
"Then let me drive, okay?" Chen Qingrong was eager to try. "I just got my driver's license, so I haven't had much opportunity to practice. As long as we're not on the highway, I should have no problem driving."
"it is good."
Tang Xiaoru agreed without even thinking about it.
Chen Qingrong was a little surprised. "Aren't you afraid that I might have problems driving? After all, this is my first time on the road."
"I'm not afraid." Tang Xiaoru shook her head and chuckled, "Anyway, my car is insured. As long as you don't hit anyone, I won't worry."
"You are so nice, my wife. Come, let's exchange positions." Chen Qingrong unbuckled the seat belt, reached out to pinch Tang Xiaoru's slender waist, and then lifted Tang Xiaoru up a little with a "hey".
Tang Xiaoru's body was suspended in the air for a few seconds, and Chen Qingrong moved from under her to the left, and then he put Tang Xiaoru down.
"Chen Qingrong, you seem to be much stronger than before." Tang Xiaoru smiled and hit Chen Qingrong's arm with her little fist.
It is obvious that Chen Qingrong's biceps seem to be harder than before.
Chen Qingrong said smugly, "Aren't you sure? Do you think that iron is useless? Let's go, fasten your seat belts."
"Ah, yes."
After carefully fastening his seat belt, Chen Qingrong took a deep breath and drove out of the parking space.
A minute later, Tang Xiaoru said weakly, "Hubby, speed up a little. You're driving too slowly. I can even walk faster than you."
Chen Qingrong frowned, "Don't rush me yet. I need to prepare myself mentally. I can't be as fast as an F1 driver on my first official road trip, right?"
"Besides, it's not good for a man to be too fast."
Tang Xiaoru muttered quietly, "Sometimes I really hope you can be faster."
Chen Qingrong didn't quite hear what she said, "What did you say?"
"No." Tang Xiaoru patted his thigh, "Let's drive."
"Um, take your hand off my leg first. This feels weird." Chen Qingrong looked down at Tang Xiaoru's small hand on his thigh.
Tang Xiaoru smiled evilly, "I won't take it away. You liked to touch my legs when I was driving before, and now I'm going to let you experience that feeling too."
"Little handsome boy, drive faster. If you drive too slowly, I will touch your little hook."
"..."
Thanks to Fang Jueming for the monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)
