Chapter 344 You Aim Well, You Poke My Nose
When they returned home in the evening, the couple went to the supermarket to buy groceries first.
We were originally planning to go to Tang's house for dinner, but Tang Xiaoru changed her mind.
Chen Qingrong asked, "Aren't we eating out tonight?"
Tang Xiaoru crossed her arms across her chest and looked at him, "Why, after being together for so long, you don't want to cook for me anymore?"
Chen Qingrong laughed dryly, "No, no, I just asked this. I thought you would want to eat out and treat yourself."
Tang Xiaoru reached out and held his arm, "Eating the meal you cooked is the greatest reward for me."
Chen Qingrong straightened his back immediately and said excitedly, "With what you said, even if you want to have a full banquet tonight, I will prepare it for you."
"Okay, then I'll have a full banquet."
"what?"
Seeing Chen Qingrong's dumbfounded expression, Tang Xiaoru couldn't help but burst out laughing, "I was just kidding you. Even if you really know how to cook, I can't finish so much. I'll just have some braised eggplant."
"That alone is not nutritious." Chen Qingrong thought for a moment, "I'll make you some braised beans and noodles. We can go back early to eat so I can go to the gym after we finish eating."
"Don't go today. It's too hard."
"But I didn't go a few days ago. If I don't go, won't it be a waste of my gym membership?"
"Wait a few days before going." Tang Xiaoru shook his arm like a spoiled child and blinked, "I want you to stay with me at home tonight."
Chen Qingrong smiled helplessly, "Okay, I'll listen to you."
The two of them went to the supermarket and bought green beans, hand-rolled noodles, a piece of meat that had been weighed in advance, and some rice, flour, oil and salt.
Anyway, it’s convenient to have a car.
Chen Qingrong now realizes the benefits of having a car. If he didn't have a car, he would have to carry things home. Even if he took the bus, he would still have to carry things in his hands.
After arriving home, Chen Qingrong started to get busy.
Tang Xiaoru wanted to help, so Chen Qingrong handed her the rice cooker and assigned her an easy job.
"You cook some rice and I'll take care of the rest," said Chen Qingrong.
Tang Xiaoru was a little curious, "Aren't we having beans and noodles tonight? Why do we have to cook rice, husband?"
Chen Qingrong smiled and said, "I'm not cooking rice for tonight's meal. I'm cooking rice for when it cools down. Otherwise, why do you think I bought fermented black beans?"
Tang Xiaoru suddenly realized, "Then I understand. I'll cook less. I don't really want to eat rice. If you're hungry, you can eat it yourself."
Chen Qingrong looked at her and asked, "You really don't want to eat rice?"
Tang Xiaoru shook her head, "At least not tonight."
"Then you should cook less. If I want a midnight snack at night, just don't fight with me for it."
"Tsk, am I that kind of person?"
The two began to divide the work and cooperate with each other.
After cooking the rice, Chen Qingrong asked Tang Xiaoru to sit down and rest.
She sat at the dining table, shot a video of Chen Qingrong's back and sent it to Yang Bingbing.
Yang Bingbing replied immediately, "Xiao Ru, even though we are so close that we can use one sanitary napkin, you can't let me watch the sex video of you and Chen Qingrong, right? Respected Master Chen Guanxi?"
Tang Xiaoru, "I'm angry, what are you talking about? I just want to show you how charming my husband is when he cooks."
Yang Bingbing, "I looked at it. I just clicked in and saw that it was just Chen Qingrong cooking. What's so good about it that I can take a photo of it?"
Tang Xiaoru said, "Who would understand? After a tiring day outside, I can eat a hot meal cooked by my husband when I get home. This kind of life is simply great."
Yang Bingbing, "Roll your eyes, I can order takeout."
Tang Xiaoru, "No way, no way, there are still people who eat takeout every meal these days? How pitiful."
Yang Bingbing, "Roll your eyes, Tang Xiaoru, are you done yet, you bitch showing off your affection! If I ever fall in love, you'll see how I'll show off to death."
Tang Xiaoru, "You probably can't do this. I heard from Chen Qingrong that Gao Qiang can't cook."
Yang Bingbing, "I didn't say I wanted to talk to Gao Qiang. Okay, I won't talk to you anymore. I have to catch a plane."
Tang Xiaoru was a little surprised, "You are going abroad tonight?"
Yang Bingbing chuckled, "Yes, I'm going to Los Angeles to attend the film festival the day after tomorrow. I'll take a few more photos for you then."
Tang Xiaoru reminded her, "Be careful, it's quite chaotic abroad."
"Got it."
After finishing the chat with Yang Bingbing, Tang Xiaoru put down her phone first, then opened the refrigerator and took out grapes and bananas.
"Honey, let me make a fruit platter for us to eat." Tang Xiaoru smiled.
Chen Qingrong nodded, "Okay, it's nice to have some fruit after dinner, then I'll let you, come to the pool."
"it is good."
Tang Xiaoru brushed past him.
Chen Qingrong took the opportunity to slap her butt with his hand.
Snapped.
"Ah!" Tang Xiaoru blushed, feeling very embarrassed. "Why did you spank me? It hurts!"
Chen Qingrong said shamelessly, "I'm tired of cutting vegetables. I need to add some buffs to my hands."
Tang Xiaoru glanced at him and examined him, "I noticed that you really like spanking my butt, especially when we do that, are you a butt control in addition to foot control?"
Chen Qingrong was stunned. "Butt control? This is the first time I've heard of this term. But I'm definitely not one of them. I just simply think it's fun to take a photo."
"It's not fun at all!"
"Don't be angry, then I'll let you slap me." Chen Qingrong said as he stuck out his butt towards Tang Xiaoru.
Tang Xiaoru hesitated for a moment, took her right foot out of the slippers, and then kicked Chen Qingrong hard on the butt.
"Fuck, why are you kicking me?"
"This is a reward."
……
After dinner in the evening, the couple cleaned up the table and Chen Qingrong went to take a shower first. When Tang Xiaoru came out of the shower and returned to the bedroom in pajamas, she found that Chen Qingrong had already gone to bed.
"By the way, honey, where is my express delivery?" Tang Xiaoru suddenly thought of something.
It would have been fine if she didn't mention this matter. As soon as she mentioned it, Chen Qingrong sneered, opened the drawer, took out a pink box and threw it on the bed.
Tang Xiaoru was startled, "Chen Qingrong, why are you opening my package?"
Chen Qingrong sneered, "Haha, if I hadn't opened your package, I wouldn't have known you were so filthy. Let me ask you, what is it about me that can't satisfy you that makes you need to buy this kind of thing?"
Tang Xiaoru blushed and explained weakly, "You misunderstood. This is not for me. It's for you."
Chen Qingrong immediately sat up straight and said seriously, "Absolutely not. I would rather you drip candles on me now than accept this kind of play."
"Then let me ask you, you have always eaten with your right hand, but now I want you to eat with your left hand, can you accept it?"
"I can."
"???"
"You're nothing, stop talking nonsense." Chen Qingrong rolled his eyes, then pulled Tang Xiaoru into his arms and coaxed her, "Baby, let's not play this kind of weird thing, okay?"
Tang Xiaoru pouted.
Chen Qingrong choked.
This……
Seeing that he was really embarrassed, Tang Xiaoru kissed him and said with a smile, "If you really can't accept it, then forget it. I just had a sudden thought and didn't think I had to carry it out."
"Besides, I can't really watch you get hurt."
Chen Qingrong asked weakly, "Is this the truth? It's not a sarcastic remark, right?"
As we all know, women like to say the opposite when they are angry.
Are you angry?
No.
Then why are you ignoring me?
do not want to talk.
You're still angry then, right?
I'm not angry.
Only those who have been in love can understand how torturous such a repetitive conversation is.
It seems that women like to torture their men in this way the most. They have mouths and can speak, but they just say one thing and mean another, and they just don't say anything when they are angry.
You don't have to tell me, but you can still act if you insist, but can't you at least have better acting skills?
Your unhappiness is clearly written on your face, yet you still lie with your eyes open and say you are not angry. Do you think a man is blind?
Tang Xiaoru shook her head and chuckled, "I didn't mean that, and I'm not angry. I can't force you to do something you can't accept."
"My wife is so nice." Chen Qingrong hugged her lovingly and kissed her neck, grinning, "To show my gratitude, I won't touch you tonight. I'll just hold you and sleep well, okay?"
Tang Xiaoru suddenly smiled sinisterly, "Not good."
"what?"
"You didn't let me succeed, and you still don't want to feed me. How can such a good thing happen?"
"But didn't your period just end?" "Yes, now is the right time. I also want to see how well you have recovered after a week of recuperation."
"Um, I, let me finish first, no, where did the scissors come from?"
……
The next day.
Chen Qingrong opened his eyes dazedly, and just as he turned over, he felt a little pain in his waist, and then he lay back down again.
He squinted his eyes and looked at Tang Xiaoru beside him. She was still sleeping quietly. The golden sunlight penetrated the curtains and shone on Tang Xiaoru's face, as if adding a layer of soft light filter to her. The tears hanging on her eyelashes were sparkling.
Chen Qingrong gently lifted the quilt and wanted to get out of bed to go to the toilet, but Tang Xiaoru gently lifted her leg and lifted the quilt, and then fell on Chen Qingrong with a snap.
OK OK.
This time he didn't dare move.
Just before he was about to develop prostatitis, Tang Xiaoru slowly opened her eyes.
"Good morning, husband." Tang Xiaoru called out in a sticky voice.
"Good morning." Chen Qingrong pecked her lips gently and said with a smile, "Although I really want to stay in bed with you for a while longer, I really want to poop now. Can you move your legs away?"
Tang Xiaoru, "..."
"Do you have to say something so depressing so early in the morning?" Tang Xiaoru tried to roll her eyes and then moved her legs away.
Chen Qingrong quickly lifted the quilt and went down, "You continue to sleep, I will come to talk to you later."
"Humph."
Squeak.
Chen Qingrong opened the door and went out.
Tang Xiaoru was lying on the bed with her arms and legs spread out, too lazy to turn over. She reached into the pillow under her head and took out her cell phone.
I stayed up very late last night and went to bed early this morning. I saw the WeChat message from Yang Bingbing.
There are several selfies of her standing in the sun, even wearing a small camisole.
Tang Xiaoru replied perfunctorily, "666", and then left the screen.
After Chen Qingrong came back, he stayed in bed with her for a while, and then they got up when the sun was high in the sky.
Chen Qingrong combed her hair and asked, "Where are we going today? Are we going to the job market next?"
Tang Xiaoru shook her head. "Let's go to the company. Master Li just sent me a WeChat message. The decoration inside the company is basically coming to an end. There are a few issues that need to be finalized with us in person."
"it is good."
"As for the afternoon..."
drop.
Chen Qingrong's text message rang.
He took out his cell phone and looked at it, then said, "My salary has arrived. Has your salary arrived?"
Tang Xiaoru chuckled and said, "It arrived five minutes ago. What a lousy bank you are. You're so slow to react."
"Well, I told you your salary won't be reduced, right?"
"This is all thanks to our Xiaoru." Chen Qingrong smiled and continued to ask while combing her hair, "Go on with what you didn't finish just now."
Tang Xiaoru said, "I was just about to say that we should go get a visa this afternoon to prepare for our trip abroad."
Chen Qingrong scratched his head. "Aren't we going abroad for the Chinese New Year? We're going to Yunnan for the National Day. Why are we in such a hurry to get a visa?"
Tang Xiaoru explained casually, "You can't get a visa tomorrow just by applying for it today. It's better to apply for it early, so that you don't have to leave suddenly when the time comes and this important matter has not been completed."
Chen Qingrong nodded, "Okay, I'll listen to you. Whatever you say is what I'll do. I'll do whatever you tell me to do."
Tang Xiaoru squinted her eyes and looked at him, "Are you sure?"
Chen Qingrong nodded seriously, "Of course I am sure, you are my wife, how could I not listen to you."
Tang Xiaoru smiled and said, "Then close your eyes."
"what?"
"Shut it!"
"Okay, okay." Chen Qingrong closed his eyes obediently.
Tang Xiaoru said again, "Open your mouth."
Chen Qingrong smiled playfully, "Do you want to play some fun games? Okay, I want to see what tricks you can come up with, hehe."
He actually opened his mouth after he said that.
About three seconds later, a very hard object was stuffed directly into his mouth. Because it was stuffed in so quickly, he even felt like he was being poked in the throat.
Chen Qingrong quickly opened his eyes, and after seeing clearly what was in his mouth, he vomited onto the bed with a scream.
"Hahaha!"
The instigator, Tang Xiaoru, had already fled to the living room and burst into laughter when she saw this.
Chen Qingrong quickly used his hands to pick his mouth, and pointed his finger at her and fired, "Okay, okay, okay, you Tang Xiaoru, you actually made me, yue, I can't stand it anymore, fuck!"
He ran to the toilet as fast as he could.
Tang Xiaoru came to the door of the toilet and said with a wicked smile, "I just want you to experience it too... Humph, don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you. I wonder if you will be embarrassed to let me eat you in the future."
boom.
Chen Qingrong pushed the door open and walked out with red eyes.
Tang Xiaoru was startled, "You, are you crying?"
Chen Qingrong grabbed her little hand and pushed her against the wall, gritting his teeth and saying, "You dare to humiliate me, I will repay you tenfold today, you damn FBI agent!"
Tang Xiaoru, "..."
No, come again?
"Elizabeth!" Chen Qingrong shouted as he untied his belt, "Look into my eyes! For God's sake, if you beg for mercy now, I can consider letting you go. However, I think, as a senior FBI agent, you are not in a position to beg for mercy, right?"
Tang Xiaoru blinked, "Oh, Mr. Rick, isn't it enough for me to beg for mercy? Please let me go, for God's sake."
Chen Qingrong, "???"
"You are wrong. I believe in Satan. I will never give face to God!"
"Ah, um, cough, you, you aimed right, you poked my nose, um."
Suck yo yo.
……
The couple played around at home for a long time before they washed up, changed their clothes, and drove to the company.
This time, Master Li called them over to discuss with them the reserved space for some furniture, because the design drawings they had previously produced were slightly different from the actual area.
Tang Xiaoru let Chen Qingrong discuss this matter, while she went around to see if there were any other flaws.
Just then, her cell phone rang.
Tang Xiaoru took out her cell phone and saw that it was her mother calling.
"Hey, Mom, what's wrong?"
"Xiao Ru, if you and Xiao Chen have time, come back tonight. Your grandma and her family went to the temple yesterday and prayed for us all to be safe and sound. We haven't been doing well lately. You can come back and wear it."
There was a smile in Lin Yue's voice.
Xiaoru’s grandmother likes to pray to gods and Buddhas. Every time she likes to ask for amulets or something like that for her family members. I’m not sure if it works or not, but it’s probably a psychological effect.
"Okay, Chen Qingrong and I will definitely go back in the evening. How is Dad?"
"It's all good. The fund problem has been solved, and a large amount of losses have been recovered. Your father is very proud now. He went to meet his friends early in the morning. Before leaving, he pinched my waist, which made me very upset."
"Ha ha."
Tang Xiaoru didn't know what to say.
After hanging up the phone, he walked out.
"Honey, have you reached an agreement?" she walked over and asked.
Chen Qingrong hummed, looked back, and suddenly froze.
The spoiler text appeared above Tang Xiaoru's head again.
"During the National Day holiday, you and Tang Xiaoru had your first major argument, and you almost came to blows over it. Fortunately, Tang Xiaoru admitted her mistake to you in the end, and you forgave her."
Chen Qingrong was confused.
Xiaoru and I had an argument and we almost got into a fight?
What happened within seven days of National Day?
How did it turn out like this?
"Husband? Husband?" Tang Xiaoru waved her hand in front of his eyes, "Why are you in a daze again?"
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(End of this chapter)
