Chapter 386 We Haven’t Tried It Yet (5500)
Chen Qingrong smiled awkwardly, "My stomach hurts a little, and I feel like I'm going to have diarrhea."
Lin Yue immediately said with concern, "Then why are you still standing there, silly child? Go to the bathroom quickly. Oh, there is medicine at home. I'll get it for you."
"No need to get the medicine, Auntie. I'll just go to the bathroom." Chen Qingrong stood up, holding her stomach, and said, "Auntie, I'll leave first. You can talk to Xiaoru first."
"Okay, go ahead."
Chen Qingrong went to the bathroom.
Lin Yue was still holding Tang Xiaoru's hand and sighing, "Xiaoru, look at what a good child Xiao Chen is. Do you know how my poker friends praised you? They said you were lucky to have a husband who loves you so much. Their children were not so lucky."
Tang Xiaoru was very happy, but she pretended to be nonchalant and said, "Mom, these are just polite words, why do you take them seriously?"
"Even if it's just polite words, Mom likes to hear them." Lin Yue laughed, "To be honest, your dad and I were really worried that you didn't want to get married. At that time, we were discussing whether to have a second child."
"Then why don't you want it?"
"I'm old and a high-risk pregnant woman. I'm not suitable for having a baby." Lin Yue said casually.
Tang Xiaoru said with twinkling eyes, "Actually, I never thought that one day I would really get engaged to a man, or even get married. I didn't really want to go this far before."
Lin Yue patted her hands and said, "It's normal. You were still young at that time, so I also advised your father not to be too anxious. When you meet someone you really like, you will get married naturally."
Tang Xiaoru was speechless, "You were the one who pushed me the hardest at the beginning, why do you blame me for everything?"
"Ahem, is there any?"
As for Chen Qingrong, he was sitting comfortably on the toilet while replying to Sun Cheng's WeChat messages.
The boy took a video and showed it to him. The video showed the environment of his ward. I don’t know whether it was intentional or unintentional, but the nurse in white stockings was also captured in the video.
Chen Qingrong, "Why do I feel that your perspective is familiar? Are you sure you are in the hospital and not at the media's filming site?"
The perspective of this video reminded him of similar action movies he had seen before.
For example, the hospital forced Zhong Chu to be a cute nurse.
Sun Cheng, "Roll your eyes. Of course I'm in the hospital. This hospital is really well equipped. It's worthy of being a hospital in Beijing. Did you see the nurse I just photographed? I didn't dare to take a picture of her face to show you. In fact, her face is better than her figure."
Chen Qingrong, "Rolling your eyes, why are you doing this again? Don't you want Ni Shengnan anymore?"
Sun Cheng, "What are you talking about? I'm just looking at it from a critical perspective. I didn't say I'd do anything else."
Chen Qingrong, "So Ni Shengnan can't come to see you now?"
Sun Cheng explained, "No, she told me that she was here and had rented a hotel in Beijing. She wanted to find an opportunity to sneak in and see me."
Chen Qingrong, "Thumbs up, I never thought that a person as promiscuous as you could find such a loyal and faithful girl one day. God is really blind."
Sun Cheng, "Cover your mouth and laugh. I'll take it as a compliment. Do you think I'm happy now? I'm telling you, I have no choice. Shengnan told me that she is a very conservative girl. After Chu Ye gave it to me, she recognized me. She also said that if I betrayed her in the future, she would die with me. Just listen, how scary it is."
Chen Qingrong, "I see. I thought their private lives were rather messy."
Sun Cheng, "Rolling your eyes, this is discrimination."
Chen Qingrong didn't reply.
There was no particular reason, his legs just started to go numb.
Even though he was sitting on the toilet, not a squat toilet, his legs were still numb.
Besides, even if you’re not numb, you should be standing up by now.
Friends who like to squat, remember, hemorrhoids are always watching you. It is best not to squat for too long. Five minutes is the limit. No matter whether you have solved it within five minutes, it is best to leave the toilet quickly.
Otherwise, if you really get hemorrhoids, you will be very uncomfortable.
Crash.
After flushing the toilet and washing his hands, Chen Qingrong left the bathroom.
Not long after, Tang Chengshan came back with some things in his hand. The family went to the backyard, took out the photo of Tang Xiaoru's grandmother, placed it in an orderly manner, knelt down, kowtowed, and then burned paper.
Lin Yue's emotions had calmed down, but when she saw her mother's portrait, she burst into tears again.
Tang Xiaoru hugged her mother with heartache and started crying too.
After paying homage to grandma and waiting for Lin Yue to recover, the family started to eat.
Chen Qingrong said to Tang Chengshan while they were having dinner, "Uncle, I have already mentioned this to Liang Qingyun. He asked me to give you his contact information. You can contact him directly when the time comes."
Tang Chengshan's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he smiled and said, "Well done, Xiao Chen. Come on, let's have a drink."
"Okay, cheers."
Chen Qingrong made Tang Chengshan drunk again tonight.
Originally, Lin Yue wanted them to stay and sleep, but Tang Xiaoru said that she and Chen Qingrong had other things to do, so she left home under the cover of night.
squeak.
Chen Qingrong sat in the passenger seat and rolled down the window. As the cold wind blew in, his swollen head gradually relaxed and he became much more sober.
"Wife, why don't you sleep at our parents' house tonight? I don't remember us doing anything else tonight." Chen Qingrong asked Tang Xiaoru curiously.
Tang Xiaoru was driving the car attentively, but she said, "I didn't tell you about this. I arranged it myself. You can think of it as a surprise."
Chen Qingrong leaned his head on her shoulder and asked curiously again, "What is the surprise?"
Tang Xiaoru rolled her eyes at him, "How can it still be called a surprise if you tell me about it? Can't you just keep your anticipation and curiosity?"
"Okay, okay, then I won't ask anymore." Chen Qingrong smiled, then buried his face in Tang Xiaoru's shoulder and took a deep breath.
Tang Xiaoru was a little puzzled, "What are you smoking?"
Chen Qingrong raised his head, his dark eyes rolling around, "I'm breathing in the fragrance from your body. It's so fragrant, it smells like milk."
Tang Xiaoru blushed and muttered, "Stop talking nonsense. I haven't given birth to a child yet. How could I smell like milk?"
"I'm not talking nonsense. Can't you smell the fragrance on your body?"
"I can't smell it. Well, maybe you smell the scent of shower gel."
"Absolutely impossible." Chen Qingrong shook his head decisively, "How can I not smell what our shower gel smells like? I can guarantee that it is definitely your own body odor."
Tang Xiaoru hesitated for more than ten seconds before she said bluntly, "You want it again, right? You have a fever for no reason. I think you are just greedy."
"No, no." Chen Qingrong smiled awkwardly, "I'm talking to you about romance. Why do you always think of me as something so dirty?"
Tang Xiaoru was speechless, "You keep telling me how fragrant I am. Do you think that's romantic?"
"How is this not romantic? You can also tell me that I smell good. I'll give you a romantic feedback."
"But you don't smell good, you just smell like an old man."
"Hey!"
What old-fashioned smell? He’s not even thirty yet.
But Chen Qingrong did not lie. Tang Xiaoru did have a faint scent of milk on her body.
If he had not done that with Tang Xiaoru, you could say that he was just Old Chu Nan's fantasy to reward himself, but he has done that with Tang Xiaoru so many times, can you still say that he was just a fantasy?
But Tang Xiaoru just couldn't smell it.
This is really the scent of Schrödinger.
……
After driving for less than an hour, Tang Xiaoru finally stopped the car.
Chen Qingrong looked out and was dumbfounded, "Why are you here by the river?"
Tang Xiaoru turned off the car, unbuckled her seat belt, and didn't answer. She just urged, "Get out of the car first."
"Oh, good."
Chen Qingrong followed her out of the car.
During this time period, not even a ghost can be seen on the river bank.
Tang Xiaoru came to the trunk of the car and waved to Chen Qingrong, "Come here, husband, let me ask you a question. Do you remember what day it is today?" Just with this sentence, Chen Qingrong began to sweat profusely.
Here it comes, the question "Do you remember what day it is today?", which can be ranked as the most tormenting question for men along with "Look at how I have changed compared to yesterday", is finally here.
Many straight men fail because of these two problems.
The first question is okay, you can try many times, such as her clothes, her makeup, her hair, etc., but for the second question, you don’t have so many opportunities to try.
Therefore, all male compatriots should learn from Chen Qingrong. Now Chen Qingrong will demonstrate a standard and universal template answer to all male compatriots.
This answer may not be correct, nor may it work for every woman, but at least it is better than making random guesses and annoying the other person.
Chen Qingrong cleared his throat, his face gentle, "I haven't calculated it, anyway, I just know that every day I am with you is a very meaningful anniversary."
Tang Xiaoru pouted and exposed him directly, "You don't know anything at all, right? Don't try to get away with this."
Although she said this, Tang Xiaoru still felt a little sweet in her heart.
Chen Qingrong laughed and said, "It's normal that I can't wrap my mind around it when you suddenly ask me this. Anyway, I only know that it's not your birthday, nor is it my birthday, and it's certainly not our engagement anniversary."
Tang Xiaoru smiled and said, "Then let me tell you, today is the 112th day since you successfully confessed your love to me."
Chen Qingrong was stunned. "Ah? Then you can't blame me if I can't remember it. You didn't mention to me before that this day is more important."
"Do you need me to remind you? Don't you know it by heart?" Tang Xiaoru rolled her eyes at him and patted the trunk. "Guess what's in the trunk?"
Chen Qingrong shook his head decisively, "I really can't guess this."
Tang Xiaoru smiled and opened the trunk directly. Chen Qingrong saw that there were five or six cardboard boxes inside.
The cartons are not very big, but they are neatly arranged.
Chen Qingrong was confused. "When did these cartons appear in the trunk? How come I didn't know about it?"
Tang Xiaoru said proudly, "That's why I said it was a surprise. If I told you everything in advance, you wouldn't be surprised at all. Do you want to know what's inside the box?"
Chen Qingrong nodded his head rapidly, "I guess, it should be diamond or gold, right?"
"You wish." Tang Xiaoru gave him another look of disdain, then opened the carton, "Come and take a look."
Chen Qingrong took a closer look and discovered that the cardboard box was filled with the kind of fairy wands that you hold in your hands and light up.
"When did you buy these?" Chen Qingrong picked up a handful in surprise. "So you brought me to the riverside just now to play with me?"
"Yeah, do you like it?"
"I like it, but this isn't against the rules, is it? I remember that setting off fireworks is prohibited in the city."
"We are not in the city right now." Tang Xiaoru patted the cardboard boxes and said to Chen Qingrong, "You are responsible for carrying all five cardboard boxes down. We will put them down below. It must be very romantic."
Chen Qingrong was surprised and said, "Are you going to put away all the fairy wands in these five boxes?"
"Yeah, why else would I buy so much? Hurry up."
Tang Xiaoru turned around and walked down the stairs to the riverside below.
Chen Qingrong pouted and had to carry all the cardboard boxes down in two batches as she said.
Fortunately, the fairy wands in the box were not very heavy, so Chen Qingrong could hold them easily.
After carrying him down, Tang Xiaoru found a sheltered place, took out a lighter and started lighting the firecrackers.
Fireworks like fairy wands are relatively safe and are especially suitable to buy for children to play with during the Chinese New Year.
When it burns, it makes a crackling sound, and you can wave it around like a light stick at a concert.
"Does it look good?"
Tang Xiaoru was in a playful mood, waving her fairy wand and making many playful poses.
Chen Qingrong was no longer in a hurry to play, so he took out his cell phone and took various photos of her.
Tang Xiaoru came over to check happily, but then her face darkened, "Why is it so dark? At least turn on the flash. I can't see anything in your photo."
"Oh, good."
Click click click.
After another round of photos, Tang Xiaoru came over to take another look. This time her face was even darker. "Why do I look like a female ghost doing evil in the dark after being exposed by the flash? Look at my face. It's too pale, isn't it?"
Chen Qingrong complained weakly, "It's not right if I turn on the flash, and it's not right if I don't turn it on. So what do you want me to do?"
"You still dare to complain?" Tang Xiaoru stretched out her hand and kicked him, then turned and ran, still shouting at him, "Come and chase me!"
Chen Qingrong's competitive spirit was aroused. He threw the unlit fairy stick to the ground and shouted, "Here I come!"
He ran towards Tang Xiaoru.
Originally, in Tang Xiaoru's fantasy, under the moonlight and with the breeze blowing on the beach, she and Chen Qingrong were chasing each other and playing. What a romantic scene.
As a result, when she turned around, she saw her hair on her forehead blown up, revealing her scary hairline, and even a slightly hideous and excited face.
He looked just like the perverted killer chasing the heroine in the movie.
Tang Xiaoru was frightened, "No, I...ah!"
thump!
Chen Qingrong threw her to the ground without giving her a chance to speak. Fortunately, there was sand under her, so it didn't hurt much when she fell to the ground.
"How about it, honey? Am I running fast?" Chen Qingrong proudly showed off to his wife.
Tang Xiaoru's face twitched, and she said faintly, "This is not the effect I want."
Chen Qingrong scratched his head. "What do you mean? You think I'm running too slowly? Then let's do it again?"
"No, no, no, you almost hit me to death just now. If you do it again, my ribs will be broken!" Tang Xiaoru pouted and complained.
Chen Qingrong apologized to her, "I'm sorry, baby. I used too much bull charge just now. I didn't mean it. Does your chest hurt? Let me massage it for you."
"No!" Tang Xiaoru was so scared that she quickly held his hand to stop him, muttering, "If I let you rub it for me, it will become an X-rated scene again."
"What do you mean? I'm worried about you. I don't have any other dirty thoughts." Chen Qingrong was very dissatisfied.
"No dirty thoughts?" Tang Xiaoru curled her lips in disdain. "Then what's with the weight on my thigh? Is it a ghost pressing on me?"
Chen Qingrong, "..."
He was speechless for a moment.
"Come to think of it." Tang Xiaoru suddenly changed the subject, let go of Chen Qingrong's hand, then hugged his neck and whispered, "It seems that we have never tried it in the wild."
Chen Qingrong's eyes lit up, "Then do you want to try it?"
Tang Xiaoru didn't say anything, but just closed her eyes gently.
When a woman gently closes her eyes to you, you don't need to ask too many questions, just kiss her and be done with it.
Just as he was about to kiss her, a strong flashlight suddenly shone down, sweeping back and forth like a machine gun, accompanied by a rough male voice, "Is there anyone downstairs? Whose car is this? Why is it parked here with the trunk open? Aren't you afraid of being robbed? Is there anyone there?"
"Shet!"
Chen Qingrong was startled and quickly rolled off Tang Xiaoru. Then the two of them stood up immediately and brushed the sand off their clothes.
In the end, they were still a step too late. The old man who was patrolling in the middle of the night had already seen them.
Then the old man walked down angrily and said, "What are you two doing here so late at night? The beach is so dangerous. Is that car yours? You didn't even close the trunk. Do you really think that the security in our Magic City is so good that people won't pick up things on the road?"
Tang Xiaoru's face immediately turned red with embarrassment, and she lowered her head without saying anything.
Chen Qingrong laughed dryly twice, took out his Liqun and walked over, "Uncle, I'm sorry for smoking. Today is our first wedding anniversary, and we wanted to be more romantic, so we came here to set off fireworks. Look, the fireworks are still there. We'll leave right away. Sorry to trouble you, haha."
The old man shone his flashlight at the box over there, then reached out to take the cigarette, turned off the flashlight, and said, "It's good for you young people to pursue romance, but next time don't come to such a dangerous place. Besides, the wind is so strong at the beach, and your fireworks won't have much effect. Since you are young, I won't report this matter, but I won't allow it next time."
Chen Qingrong simply stuffed the remaining cigarettes into his hands and said, "Okay, okay, thank you, sir. We'll leave right away. We'll leave right away."
"Well, go home and go to bed."
Please give me a monthly ticket. Some people are really private (>_<) I am talking about those who deleted the content without my consent.
(End of this chapter)
