Chapter 399 Excellent Matching Mechanism (5300)
Chen Qingrong didn't go to the hospital in the end.
Although Tang Xiaoru really intended to take him there, he refused.
He just squatted on the ground for a moment and then stood up.
Although men's ability to withstand beatings is very weak, as long as the situation is not particularly serious, they can basically return to normal after a few minutes of rest.
As for the auntie, she apologized many times and even took out cigarettes to make amends. Chen Qingrong and the others saw that she didn't mean it, so they didn't bother with her anymore. They just reminded her to be careful next time.
Back in the car, Chen Qingrong had just fastened his seat belt when Tang Xiaoru's evil hand reached out.
This scared Chen Qingrong, "What for?"
Tang Xiaoru said reasonably, "Let me check it for you. What if there are any hidden dangers? This is related to my life and happiness for the rest of my life. I can't be careless."
Chen Qingrong curled his lips and said, "You are just greedy, right? You little greedy cat."
"I didn't!" Tang Xiaoru was a little exasperated, but after looking at him for a few seconds, she couldn't help but laugh with gloating, "But then again, seeing you in pain just now really made me feel relieved. It's your fault for always doing bad things to bully me, now you're getting your comeuppance, hahahaha."
Chen Qingrong's mouth twitched, and he said with a look of resentment, "Do you still have a conscience, woman? I almost became a eunuch, and you can still laugh. If I really become a eunuch, then you will really have to be a widow for the rest of your life."
Tang Xiaoru smiled and said, "It's okay, I can still use the same toy as Bingbing."
Chen Qingrong, "???"
Good sisters are of one mind, right?
"But are you really not in pain anymore?" Tang Xiaoru asked again with some concern, "Do you really not need to go to the hospital?"
Chen Qingrong shook his head and said, "No need to go, no need to go. I am really fine now. However, we must call a truce tonight. I need some time to transition."
Tang Xiaoru felt a little disappointed and said, "I know, I know, let's just call a truce. Let's go to the cinema."
"OK."
Chen Qingrong didn't waste any more time and started the car directly.
With a bang, the car rushed out.
But what he was thinking in his heart was, is that shocking spoiler now in the past?
From this perspective, just like the previous crises, it is all a lot of noise but little action.
He now hopes that next time the spoilers don't make such a big fuss. Even if he knows that it's really nothing serious, it will still bring him a certain psychological burden.
As soon as he thought of this, he saw new spoiler text appear above Tang Xiaoru's head.
"........."
Ellipsis.
A long string of ellipsis.
There is nothing but ellipsis.
Chen Qingrong was at a loss.
How is this going?
The first two times spoilers appeared, they flashed over her head, but he didn't see anything. This time, he saw it, but it turned into an ellipsis?
He suddenly had a bold guess in his mind.
Is there a possibility that the spoiler has run out of power?
But if you think about it this way, it’s a bit ridiculous.
It's not a purple mood, so why would it run out of power for no reason?
Or is it a bad contact?
Damn, I can’t figure it out at all.
"Don't look at my head, look at the road!" Tang Xiaoru noticed his gaze, so she immediately tilted her head and glanced at him, "What if we accidentally get into a car accident?"
Chen Qingrong retracted his gaze and laughed dryly, "Don't worry, I'm a very good driver now. Except for the highway, I'm a little reluctant. I'm very confident driving on roads like this in the city."
Tang Xiaoru pouted and teased him, "Are you confident now? Do you still remember what you said when I asked you to take the driver's license test?"
"What did I say?"
"You said you were timid and didn't dare to drive. You also said you were afraid of killing someone on the road. Now that you know how to drive, you find it's not that difficult, right?"
"In fact, I was still afraid when I first started learning, and I even wanted to give up."
"Then how did you hold on?"
"I've already paid the money." Chen Qingrong smiled bitterly. "Registration fee, driving training fee, test fee, and cigarettes. I spent nearly 5,000 yuan to get this driver's license. How can I give up halfway?"
"If I give up on a subject, then all the money I spent on it would be wasted. I'm not the kind of person who spends money like that."
Tang Xiaoru was silent for dozens of seconds before she came to the conclusion, "Lazy people promote the development of technology, while stingy people can drive economic development."
"Are you enlightened?"
"I understand."
……
Soon, they arrived at the cinema that they had visited several times before.
The reason why I chose to come to this cinema is mainly because the environment of this cinema is better, and it is not too far away. There is also a restaurant downstairs. If it is not too late after watching the movie, we can have a meal together.
After the couple arrived, they stopped the car and went to the elevator hand in hand.
After reaching the seventh floor and getting out of the elevator, Tang Xiaoru went to exchange her movie tickets first.
This time they came to see the Panda Project starring Jackie Chan.
This movie was released during the National Day holiday, but the couple only have time to watch it now.
After all, I was traveling during the National Day holiday and was busy with the company's opening, so I really didn't have time to come and see it.
The movie was chosen by Tang Xiaoru. Among all the National Day movies, she was personally more interested in Jackie Chan's movie.
The show starts at 8:20, so they have to wait a while.
"Would you like some popcorn and Coke?"
"I bought it from Meituan. You can just use my phone to redeem it." Tang Xiaoru handed him her phone. "Give me your phone. I'll sit in the massage chair over there and browse Bilibili for a while."
"Ok."
Chen Qingrong took the phone and went to the front desk.
Tang Xiaoru walked over to the massage chair and sat down. This damn massage chair was the same as the ones in the airport and high-speed rail station. If you didn't scan the code after sitting on it, it would keep reminding you.
Tang Xiaoru was too lazy to pay attention to it. She casually glanced at WeChat and found that no one had sent a WeChat message to Chen Qingrong, so she logged into Bilibili.
As soon as she entered the homepage of Bilibili, her face twitched.
Among the videos recommended on the entire homepage, four of them are borderline girls, and all of them show their feet.
Either showing socks in front of the camera or changing shoes and socks in front of the camera.
The title of the video is even more explosive.
Something like "Little dog, come over here and smell it", "What should I do if the female college student's white socks become smelly after walking for a whole day", "Jade will only harm you" and so on.
Tang Xiaoru refreshed the page with a gloomy face. Wow, there are fewer videos this time, but there are still two borderline videos.
"Wife, what are you looking at?" Chen Qingrong came back with a big bucket of popcorn and Coke and sat directly next to her.
Tang Xiaoru sneered and showed him the interface of Station B. "Explain to me, why are all these shameless women on your Station B homepage?"
Chen Qingrong, "..."
Damn the recommendation mechanism.
"Listen to my excuse first. No, listen to my explanation first." Chen Qingrong smiled awkwardly, "I don't know what happened either. It just popped up by itself. If you refresh it again, it will be gone."
"is it?"
Tang Xiaoru refreshed, refreshed, and refreshed again.
Appear, appear, and appear again.
Chen Qingrong, "..."
Station b, nmsl!
"What else do you have to say?" Tang Xiaoru sneered, and it was unclear whether she was angry or not.
Chen Qingrong said weakly, "I admit that I accidentally saw it, but I didn't expect it to keep pushing it to me. This is a blatant frame-up. This damn B station is trying to sow discord between us. Give me back my phone. I'm going to the Cyberspace Administration of China to report this pornographic app now."
"Tsk." Tang Xiaoru was very disdainful. "Don't blame Bilibili. It's obviously you who often browses it. Otherwise, why would it assume that you like it and keep pushing it to you?"
"This one……"
"Chen Qingrong, is it because I can't satisfy you? Or do you not like my feet anymore?" Tang Xiaoru looked a little sad.
Chen Qingrong felt a little guilty for a moment, so he coaxed her in a gentle voice, "Don't push me, if you push me again I will find out your likes record on Xiaohongshu. Don't think I didn't see it, your likes record on Xiaohongshu are all about muscular men."
Tang Xiaoru, "..."
"You can look at the duck that's just beside you, so why can't I look at the female Bodhisattva that's just beside you?"
"..."
This move is called mutual destruction.
The matching mechanism is so good.
Tang Xiaoru's face immediately turned red, and she tried to argue, "I, at least the ones I see are muscular men showing off their health and beauty, which is positive. The ones you see are borderline, and they have such disgusting titles. You can tell at a glance that they are not decent women."
Chen Qingrong was speechless. "You are just making up a story. Those muscular men are positive, but aren't those women on the edge also positive? They just want to show off their good bodies in front of the camera. What's their crime?"
"Why do you have such a strong hatred towards girls?"
"Uh." Tang Xiaoru didn't know how to refute for a moment, so she took a deep breath and said, "Let's just forget about this matter and pretend it never happened. What do you think?" "Okay." Chen Qingrong nodded, but added, "But for your behavior, I will punish you when I go back tonight. You like to see muscular men rubbing their sides, right? I'll take off my shirt and rub it for you tonight."
Tang Xiaoru gritted her teeth and said, "Then I'll take off my socks and expose my feet for you to see and smell!"
"Yeah."
"???"
Tang Xiaoru thought about it carefully. Why did she feel as if she had fallen into Chen Qingrong's trap?
……
After waiting for a while, the movie finally started.
The young couple followed the others and checked their tickets in an orderly manner.
Although the show started at around 8 o'clock, not many people came to see Jackie Chan.
I guess on the one hand it’s because Jackie Chan has made too many bad movies in the past two years and has lost the trust of the audience, and on the other hand it’s because today is not the weekend.
After entering the theater, the couple found a seat and sat down.
They were sitting in the third row from the bottom, very far back.
Fortunately, both of them have relatively good eyesight. If they were severely nearsighted, sitting here would be a disaster.
During the break between commercials, Tang Xiaoru asked quietly, "Husband, you said Jackie Chan is so rich, why does he still want to make movies?"
Chen Qingrong pouted, "I saw an analysis online, saying that Jackie Chan himself said that he has spent most of his life on the set, and filming has become a habit for him. If he doesn't film, he doesn't know what to do. Maybe that's why he wants to make a few movies."
"Anyway, the movie tickets aren't expensive, so let's just consider it as supporting our childhood."
“Then he really is passionate about movies.”
"Yeah, just like me."
“You’re also passionate about movies?”
"I'm not passionate about movies." Chen Qingrong shook his head, and then whispered in her ear, "I'm more passionate about β."
Tang Xiaoru blushed, and gently twisted Chen Qingrong's leg with her little hand. She glanced at him and spat, "Bah, you're learning math again, aren't you? Dirty man!"
Chen Qingrong smiled obscenely, "Wind-burned girl."
Tang Xiaoru lowered her head ambiguously.
I don’t know why, although Chen Qingrong used such ugly words to humiliate her, she didn’t feel unhappy at all. Instead, she felt very happy.
"Baby." Chen Qingrong suddenly pulled her little hand, pointed toward the door, and whispered, "Look who those two people are?"
Tang Xiaoru leaned over to take a look and saw two familiar figures hunching over as they walked into the theater and sat down in the front row.
"If I'm not mistaken, one of them is Mr. Liang? And the other one is Xiaoyuan?" Tang Xiaoru immediately started gossiping.
Chen Qingrong chuckled, "It's them. It seems Liang Qingyun has coaxed Xiaoyuan into submission. Let's go quietly behind them and sit down to listen to what they will talk about later."
Tang Xiaoru rolled her eyes at him and said, "You have a habit of eavesdropping. What they are talking about has nothing to do with us. Don't meddle in their business. Let's just watch our movie."
"Okay then, it's up to you."
Chen Qingrong said nothing more.
The movie started soon.
How to describe this movie?
There are funny moments and some action scenes by Jackie Chan. If you don't take it too seriously, you'd probably give it about 7 out of 10.
But if you insist on being serious about it, then it's really just a bad movie that sells sentimentality.
As Chen Qingrong was watching, he put his hand under Tang Xiaoru's skirt, but was slapped away by Tang Xiaoru several times.
She also warned Chen Qingrong in a low voice, "Don't always try to imitate the plots in those domestic videos. There are surveillance cameras in the theater!"
Chen Qingrong looked at her curiously, "How did you know there was such a Chinese drama?"
Tang Xiaoru blushed and stopped talking, her eyelashes trembling.
Chen Qingrong thought that our Xiaoru has a wide range of interests.
How much did you read behind my back?
After watching the movie, Chen Qingrong first looked out, and after confirming that Xiaoyuan and Liang Qingyun had left, the two of them stood up.
Chen Qingrong was still complaining, "This is really weird. We are clearly a legal couple, so why do we have to watch a movie without telling others? It's like we're having an affair."
Tang Xiaoru held his arm with one hand and held the unfinished Coke in the other hand, and complained, "Don't talk nonsense, we haven't got the marriage certificate yet."
"We're already engaged, so it's no different than getting a marriage certificate."
"You can still regret after getting engaged." Tang Xiaoru chuckled, trying to anger him on purpose.
Chen Qingrong glared, "Asakusa!"
Tang Xiaoru stopped talking immediately, picked up the Coke, brought it to her mouth and took two gulps.
Then she changed the subject, "I'm just worried that they will feel embarrassed when they see us later, especially Xiaoyuan, so we'll avoid them."
"I understand. Let's go. It's almost ten o'clock. It's time to go back and rest."
"Uh-huh."
Chen Qingrong led her out.
After leaving the theater, Chen Qingrong found that there were no more people waiting outside. It seemed that there were relatively few people coming to watch the midnight show.
"I'm going to the bathroom first, please wait for me, husband." Tang Xiaoru handed him the Coke and said.
Chen Qingrong nodded and said, "Go ahead."
"Uh-huh."
Tang Xiaoru went to the bathroom first.
Chen Qingrong took out his mobile phone again to check his WeChat Moments, but what he didn't expect was that Gao Qiang had posted another Moments.
There was no photo this time, only two emoticons, a red love heart and a syringe.
Chen Qingrong liked and commented with a question mark.
Gao Qiang replied immediately this time, "You haven't slept yet."
Chen Qingrong, "I just came out of the movie with my wife. There really aren't lonely people who go to bed so early these days, are there?"
Gao Qiang, "Who are you scolding? Although I am alone, I didn't sleep well either."
"So what do you do? Reward?"
"Don't tell you."
"Shabi."
When Chen Qingrong saw Tang Xiaoru coming, he turned off his phone and put it in his pocket.
He asked, "Do you still want to drink Coke?"
Tang Xiaoru shook her head gently, "I don't want to drink anymore. If I drink more, my stomach will feel bloated."
"Then I'll drink it." Chen Qingrong drank the rest of the Coke in one gulp and threw the cup into the trash can.
Tang Xiaoru was amazed, "Why didn't you burp after drinking so much Coke in one breath?"
Chen Qingrong rolled his eyes. "There's no law that says you have to burp after drinking Coke. Besides, I personally think it's normal not to burp after drinking Coke."
"oh oh."
"Let's not talk about this anymore, let's go."
Chen Qingrong led her out from another door.
Tang Xiaoru was confused, "Honey, the elevator is on the other side."
Chen Qingrong laughed obscenely, "I didn't say I wanted to take the elevator. Don't you think this kind of safe passage has a good atmosphere and is very exciting?"
Tang Xiaoru immediately understood what he was going to do. She bit her lip and complained weakly, "I knew you were up to no good. You've just watched too many Chinese dramas."
"Shh, keep your voice down, let's go downstairs."
"Let's make it clear first, no that, only that."
"Which one is with which one?"
"I can only, tsk tsk tsk." Tang Xiaoru smacked her lips and made a sound. Her little lips moved very cutely.
Chen Qingrong pretended not to hear and walked her downstairs quietly. When they reached the door between the fifth and fourth floors, they found that the door was closed. Chen Qingrong reached out to push it, but unexpectedly the door was blocked.
Chen Qingrong frowned and tried harder, but he didn't expect that the harder he tried, the harder the opponent tried.
"Damn it, I have to see what's blocking the door."
Chen Qingrong's eyes turned red. He exerted his strength from the ground up to his dantian, and used his shoulder to slam the door open.
boom.
"Ah, shit!"
"Oh!"
As soon as the door was opened, Chen Qingrong and Tang Xiaoru heard the screams of a man and a woman. Then they looked and were dumbfounded.
Liang Qingyun and Xiaoyuan were seen sitting on the ground. Liang Qingyun took off his shirt, revealing a fairly strong body of muscles. Xiaoyuan's face was flushed. Her clothes were intact, but one of her shoes was taken off.
Four people, eight eyes, staring at each other.
Thanks to dyy77 for the monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)
