Chapter 167 Mr. Yogurt needs to learn to read!
The night is falling, with no stars or moon.
The forest was pitch black, with only a beam of light coming from the high-powered flashlight in Brother Nan's hand.
brush!
Yogurt's head suddenly turned to the grass on the side and stared straight at it.
Brother Nan and Suo Ran, the two mountain kings, have been sweeping the forest together for such a long time that they have already developed a deep tacit understanding.
Therefore, when he saw the kitten's actions, Brother Nan reacted immediately, quickly turned off the flashlight and pulled Li Mu to stop. His movements were done in one go and were extremely smooth.
Li Mu cooperated very well and even slowed down his breathing.
This is what happens when a man and a cat tease small animals while patrolling the forest. He has gotten used to it.
Not only was he used to it, but he also looked at the grass with great interest, wanting to see which little animal was so lucky to be targeted by these two mountain kings.
Not long after, there was a rustling sound from the bushes, and a ring-necked pheasant, also known as a wild chicken, emerged.
The ring-necked pheasant was very alert. As soon as it came out of the grass, it looked around and saw the strange two-legged beast standing in the dark at first sight.
The ring-necked pheasant didn't react at once, blinked twice, then made a click, flapped its wings and tried to run away.
However, who is Nan Ge? She reacted faster than the ring-necked pheasant. She turned on the flashlight with a click and shone it on the ring-necked pheasant's head. The ring-necked pheasant immediately froze and stood still, as if it was under a spell of immobilization.
The cat jumped from Li Mu's arms, walked to the side of the ring-necked pheasant, looked at it curiously, and pushed it twice with its little paws, but the ring-necked pheasant did not move.
"Ni Mu, why doesn't it run away?" The kitten turned its head to look at Li Mu.
"The light dazzled its eyes and frightened it."
"I'm scared~"
The kitten lowered his head and thought again. He looked at the ring-necked pheasant beside him, and glanced at Brother Nan's flashlight. "Nimu, you should also make one for Master Yogurt. This way, Master Yogurt won't have to chase mice from hole to hole."
Li Mu smiled, walked over to the kitten and held her in his arms, "Mice won't be frightened by the light and freeze."
"why?"
"Because mice are more alert than chickens. Besides, Master Yogurt has tiny paws. How can he hold a flashlight?"
"Master Yogurt can bite it with your mouth!"
"Then how did Lord Yogurt catch the mouse?"
"That's right." The cat thought about it and felt that Li Mu was right, so he gave up the idea and turned to look at the motionless ring-necked pheasant on the ground. "Catch the chicken and we'll take it back to eat."
"We still have the hare that the clouded leopard gave us at home, so let it go."
“Eat it tomorrow!”
"We have chickens at home. When the chickens grow up, you can choose whatever you want to eat. Let's leave this chicken alone." Li Mu paused and added, "It is a protected animal."
"To protect it." The cat looked at the chicken reluctantly and said nothing.
She knew that her Li Mu was very picky. He wouldn't eat this or that, especially animals that were protected. He would never eat them.
This gave Mr. Yogurt, who wanted to raise Li Mu, a headache.
Brother Nan moved the flashlight away, but the ring-necked pheasant was still squatting on the ground motionless.
A group of people walked past it. The cat lay on Li Mu's shoulder and stared behind him, "Why isn't it moving?"
"It will take a while to get used to it."
"Get used to it for a while~"
"Yes."
"Hey! It ran away!"
"We have to thank Master Yogurt for letting it go."
“You’re welcome~”
Sister Nan watched Li Mu and the kitten chatting, and the urge to eat the fruit immediately came back to her. She quickly stopped listening to their chat and focused on being an emotionless robot that lit the way.
But if I didn't listen, she would be curious, and if I listened, I would feel uncomfortable.
So Brother Nan turned his head and looked at Li Mu, "Let me ask you, what is 1+1 equal to?"
"Equal to 3!"
Li Mu remembered that he got beaten last time because he hesitated in answering, so he answered very straightforwardly and decisively this time.
Even if Hua Luogeng stood in front of him, he would also say 1+1=3.
"Oh!"
"???" "Stupid! Even kindergarten kids know that 1+1=2. How did you calculate it to be 3? You are uneducated! I am teaching you a lesson on behalf of your math teacher!"
Li Mu opened his mouth, but was speechless.
Looking at Li Mu's frustrated and aggrieved expression, Brother Nan grinned and was very happy.
"Oh, by the way, the commendation meeting is scheduled for the day before the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday."
Brother Nan nodded, turned to Li Mu and said, "Let's prepare in the next few days. I think we should go to the province a day in advance."
"Okay." Li Mu nodded. He also saw the notice.
"I don't know who decided this date, but it's a good day. I know that after the commendation meeting, those who have made contributions will definitely celebrate. And the next day is a holiday, so we can eat, drink and have fun as much as we want."
"That's it."
"Why are you so calm?"
Brother Nan was about to continue speaking when he caught a glimpse of a bright light out of the corner of his eye and turned his head to look.
"Oh, look." Brother Nan pointed in the direction of the light.
At this time, they had just walked out of the forest and a small courtyard was not far away.
The solar lights in the yard have been turned on, illuminating the yard brightly, like a lighthouse in the dark night.
Under the light, you can vaguely see a row of dark shadows squatting on the courtyard wall.
There were also several black shadows of different sizes squatting on the roof.
Suddenly, the black shadow on the roof looked in their direction and flew to the courtyard wall. Then a row of black shadows on the wall turned around and jumped off the wall. Not long after, the gate of the courtyard opened from the inside and all the black shadows walked out.
"Great Sage, they have been waiting for us until now."
"Yes."
Li Mu smiled slightly, "Let's go home."
As they got closer, the Great Sage came to greet them.
"Li Mu, why did you come back just now?"
"Where did you go?" Xiao Shuai stood on the wall, looking at them with his head tilted.
"I went out with the clouded leopard." Li Mu touched the Monkey King.
"Master Yogurt picked up some gold! It can be exchanged for a lot of meat!" The cat in his arms jumped down and couldn't wait to show off.
yard.
After changing his clothes, Brother Nan walked to the yard and placed two gold nuggets, one large and one small, on the ground.
A group of animals and their cubs gathered around to watch.
"Is this Gou'erjin?" Xiao Shuai looked at it curiously.
The mother bear and her family also sniffed curiously.
They were not at home when the clouded leopard came to deliver something.
"Very valuable!" Cat said seriously.
"What do you mean?"
"If I change it into meat, I can eat it for a year!"
"How did this stone turn into meat?" Xiao Shuai pecked at the gold nugget twice, his eyes full of confusion.
"Hmm" Mao'er didn't know what to say for a moment. Li Mu didn't tell her how to change it.
After thinking for a while, I said, "It can be changed anyway!"
"Then how do we change it?" Xiao Shuai persisted.
"Mr. Yogurt, can I exchange it for honey?" the little bear cub also asked.
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The kitten said nothing, and Li Mu didn't tell her.
The cat's eyes flickered, and it turned its head to look around. It found Li Mu who was cooking, ran over and looked up at him.
"Master Yogurt needs to learn to read!"
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