Chapter 197 People Eat Rats
"Snapped!"
Sister Nan took the toilet paper handed to him by Li Mu, slapped him on the back of his hand with her backhand, and glared at him fiercely, as if she felt that Li Mu was mocking her.
Li Mu silently retracted his hand.
This person really repays kindness with enmity!
He didn't even learn to say "ah ah ah".
Brother Nan coughed for a while, grabbed Li Mu's iced black tea, drank it in one breath, and gradually recovered.
When the coughing stopped, the two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.
As he was laughing, Brother Nan reached out and hit Li Mu again.
Her arms were long and the table was narrow, so it was easy for her to fight.
After eating the snail noodles, Brother Nan pulled out two napkins and handed one to Li Mu.
After wiping his mouth, he crumpled the paper into a small ball and put it in the trash can next to his desk. Instead, he aimed at the trash can on the empty table next to him, raised his arm and threw it lightly, and the paper towel fell into the can in a beautiful parabola.
"Three points!"
Brother Nan turned his head and raised his eyebrows at Li Mu, "Isn't that amazing?"
"awesome."
Li Mu nodded repeatedly.
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"What do you see me doing?"
"We're done eating, should we leave?"
"Let's go. We can send the nugget gold for appraisal this afternoon while we are still at work."
"Okay, then go and pay the bill."
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"Didn't you say you would treat me?"
"Oh, I told you to have rice noodles during the meeting, right?"
"That's right." Li Mu smiled and nodded.
"So what are you eating now?"
Li Mu was stunned for a moment, then looked down at the snail noodles with only a little soup left, and his smile froze on his face.
"I said I'll go home, change clothes and eat rice noodles." Nan Ge laughed, "You picked the idol!"
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Li Mu argued unconvincedly: "I think snail rice noodle can also be considered a kind of rice noodle in a broad sense. You see, the flour of rice noodles is made of rice milk, and the flour of snail rice noodle is also made of rice milk."
"Oh? Are you starting to give me some science?" Brother Nan stared at Li Mu with a smile on his face.
Li Mu: (_`)
With the proprietress smiling, Li Mu walked to the front desk to scan the code to pay.
"There is one bad thing about eating snails. Your body will be full of the smell after eating them." After walking out of the store, Brother Nan pulled his clothes, looked at the oil spots on them, and then bent down to smell them.
"Yeah." Li Mu also looked down and saw that there were some oil spots on the shirt inside his suit, probably from when he choked.
"I need to go home first to take a shower and change clothes."
Brother Nan turned his head and looked at the grease spots on Li Mubai's shirt, grinning: "I'm telling you, when you get home, Yogurt will think you ate poop outside!"
"Will not."
"Really, every time I eat snail noodles or durian, my winter melon disdains me and stays away from me. I feel like every time I eat, I consume a little bit of my glorious image in its heart."
“Yogurt won’t do that.”
"why?"
"She's no ordinary cat."
"Yeah, can yogurt turn into a kitten girl?"
"No."
"what a pity!"
"really."
"Huh?" Brother Nan was stunned for a moment, then he nudged Li Mu with his elbow and teased, "You are so stupid, Li Mu, I never realized that you also like Kitten Girl!"
"Are we still going back to the ceremony hall?" Li Mu changed the subject.
"It doesn't make sense to go back to the classroom after skipping class."
Li Mu nodded, thinking that what Brother Nan said made sense.
The main reason is that he doesn't really want to listen to those long-winded official speeches.
"I'm going home to take a shower and change clothes." Brother Nan looked at Li Mu, "You should also go back and take a shower and change clothes. In the afternoon, take the gold nugget and we'll go to the Land and Resources Bureau."
"it is good."
Brother Nan’s house is nearby, so we can just walk back.
Li Mu scanned a shared bicycle.
When I got home and opened the door a crack, I heard voices coming from the living room.
The voice was soft and gentle with a baby tone, and just by listening to the voice, one could picture in one's mind the image of an ignorant and innocent little girl.
Another clear and crisp voice came from my younger sister Li Qinran.
"Why don't you eat it, Master Yogurt? Do you think it doesn't taste good?" "When will Nimu come back?"
"Would you like to try some freeze-dried food? I bought you some rabbit meat."
"You can eat the rest of the rabbit when he comes back."
"Li Mu must have bought it for you because he was cheap. Don't worry, I'll talk to him for you when he comes back!"
"Eat it in front of him!"
brush!
The cat lying on the sofa had just finished speaking when it suddenly turned its head to look at the door, then jumped off the sofa and ran towards the entrance.
Because he ran too fast, his paws slipped on the floor several times before he ran away.
When he reached the entrance and saw Li Mu changing his shoes, he stopped running and walked slowly. When he was not far in front of Li Mu, he squatted down and looked up at him:
"Mud~"
"Did Master Yogurt miss me?"
"No~"
"Is that so?" Li Mu smiled, bent down and rubbed the kitten's head. He could clearly hear the sound of the cat sliding anxiously on the floor.
"Li Mu?"
Li Qinran walked to the entrance in her slippers, "I said, Master Yogurt, why are you so anxious? Have you finished the meeting?"
"Ah."
"What level of merit?"
"Second class."
"So awesome! How much is the prize?"
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Li Mu walked into the living room, took out the certificate and wooden box from his pocket and placed them on the coffee table.
Li Qinran picked up the little red book and looked at it, then opened the wooden box, took out the medal and looked at it non-stop.
The cat also jumped onto the coffee table and looked around curiously.
"Where's Auntie?"
"Oh, she went to the supermarket. The vinegar at home is used up." Li Qinran put the medal on her chest and looked up at Li Mu. "How is it? Does it look good?"
"nice."
"How much is the bonus?"
".It seems to be ten thousand."
"Ten thousand!"
"It's not given on the spot, but will be paid with next month's salary."
"No hurry, no hurry, let's talk about it next month." Li Qinran smiled, "It's just the right time to wait for the discount on the lens."
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Li Mu shook his head helplessly.
In fact, my sister is quite rich and has a good salary. The photos she took have won awards and have been exhibited in photography exhibitions.
Unfortunately, I just love buying lenses, which makes me so poor that I have to eat dirt every month end.
Fortunately, there is a cafeteria in her unit, otherwise Li Mu would be afraid that his sister would starve to death.
"Oh, by the way, where did you buy the dried meat?"
Li Qinran took off the medal and put it back in the box, then turned to look at Li Mu, "You didn't even look at it after you bought it? You don't even know you were ripped off, it's tasteless at all."
"What's dried meat?"
"It's the snack you bought for Master Yogurt."
"Snacks?" Li Mu looked confused.
Yogurt, who was squatting on the coffee table and sniffing the certificate, jumped onto the sofa and pulled out a small piece of dried meat from behind the pillow.
"This is the meat!" Li Qinran picked up the jerky and showed it to Li Mu. "Try it. It has no taste at all. It's not beef either."
Li Mu looked at the dried meat and his expression became strange.
He looked down at the kitten, and the kitten looked up at him, then walked to Li Qinran and said, "Meow~"
"Are you still letting me eat it? Didn't you save that little bite for yourself?"
"Meow~" The cat signaled Li Qinran to eat with its eyes.
"Okay." Li Qinran smiled, tore off a piece and put it in his mouth.
"You" Li Mu hesitated to speak.
"what happened?"
"You know what kind of meat this is and you're eating it?"
"It's okay, it just doesn't taste salty, and it tastes pretty good when chewed." Li Qinran said as he ate, "It's just duck meat, sold as beef, how much did you pay for it?"
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Li Mu was silent and lowered his head.
Ever since Li Qinran started eating the dried rat, the cat has been staring at him, as if telling him something with its eyes.
Li Mu pretended not to understand.
The cat couldn't bear it anymore and said, "People eat mice! My sister ate them! You eat them too!"
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(End of this chapter)
