Chapter 226 Calling You Black Wind Monster Is Not Unfair
"Nimu! I'm done drinking!"
The cat licked the bowl vigorously with its tongue. When it cleaned up the last drop of water in the bowl, it immediately looked up at Li Mu.
"Mr. Yogurt is indeed a mighty and omnipotent big cat."
"!"
The cat's expression stiffened and he puffed out his chest.
As expected of Ni Mu, he speaks so nicely!
It's both mighty and almighty, and it's about a big cat. Every word is such a joy to listen to.
For a moment, the cat felt a little dizzy and a little floating, as if drinking water was not such a worry for the cat anymore.
"You can even boast about drinking water, you are really..."
Brother Nan glanced at Li Mu, then looked at the kitten, and shook his head, "Let's go and continue patrolling the forest."
"it is good."
Li Mu grinned, put his phone back into his chest pocket, put the lunch box and post-meal garbage into a bag, and stuffed it into his hiking bag.
Brother Nan gathered up the picnic blanket and folded it.
Two people and a cat set out on a forest patrol route.
The cat followed Li Mu, but turned its head to look at the flying squirrel on the tree.
Just now when she was drinking water, she was also listening to Li Mu's popular science talk, but she didn't understand anything about things like "rat-free", "rat-free rice bags", and "protecting animals".
Cats eat mice anyway, let alone flying mice.
She secretly took note of this place and planned to visit it with her golden eagle at night.
Flying mice must taste better!
The cat thought happily, and his steps became lighter.
"Mr. Yogurt, what are you thinking about that makes you so happy?" Li Mu asked with his head down.
"!"
The cat suddenly became serious, with a blank expression on the kitten's face, "Master Yogurt didn't think of anything!"
After saying that, he took a step forward and trotted after Brother Nan.
Ni Mu is too smart, we can't let him see through it.
When Brother Nan saw the kitten coming, he picked it up and held it in his arms.
After the two mountain kings had eaten and drunk their fill, they conspired with each other, and the mountain suddenly became chaotic again.
The sun sets in the west, half of it falls behind the mountain, and the sky presents a beautiful glow, with gold and red colors complementing each other, gentle and dreamy.
This is a view that can only be seen in the protected area.
Li Mu and Brother Nan had finished patrolling the forest and walked out of the mountains.
After standing next to the pickup truck and admiring it for a while, Brother Nan took a few more photos, and then the two of them and the cat drove home.
"Huh? Why didn't the Monkey King bring his monkeys to pick us up today?" Brother Nan asked Li Mu, who was sitting in the passenger seat, curiously.
At this time, the car was approaching the courtyard, and the gate and wall of the courtyard could be clearly seen through the windshield.
Whenever they returned from patrolling the forest, the Great Sage would squat on the wall with his monkeys to greet them.
Today the wall is clean, without a single monkey.
"Maybe in the backyard." Li Mu said.
The sacred fields in the backyard and the chickens outside the back wall are all taken care of by the monkeys, and they take them very seriously.
"Something's wrong. They were the ones who looked after it before, but it's never been like this." Brother Nan stepped on the accelerator and drove quickly towards the yard.
"Boom!"
When the car approached the yard, Xiao Shuai flew out of the yard and landed on the hood, "Li Mu, it's bad! There's a fight, something's wrong!"
"A fight broke out?" Li Mu's heart tightened.
When Brother Nan heard this, his expression instantly turned cold. He unbuckled his seat belt with a click, pushed the door and got out of the car. He had a pistol in his hand and ran towards the courtyard.
The gate was closed from the inside. Brother Nan took a running start and jumped over the high wall and disappeared into the yard.
But no gunshots were heard.
The cat also rubbed against the wall and jumped up to the top of the wall, and suddenly froze. At this time, the door was opened from the inside, and Brother Nan looked like he was watching a show.
"What's wrong?" Li Mu asked.
"The Black Wind Monster fights against a group of monsters."
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What a mess! Li Mu walked straight into the yard.
"Li, Li Mu? You're back?" A big black bear stood up, stood in the middle of the yard, and looked at him with its head tilted.
Next to it stood Tiger Mom, Wolf Mom and the Monkey King’s group of monkeys.
"Ow~"
The cubs rushed toward the mother bear and fluttered around the fur on her feet.
The mother bear looked down, then flicked her arms and the cubs flew out, rolling twice on the ground.
The cubs turned over and got up, looking excited. They wanted to continue rushing forward. When they saw Li Mu, they turned around and ran towards him, "Li Mu, come and play with us!"
"What are you playing at?"
"Li Mu." The Great Sage also ran over and pointed at Mama Bear, "Mama Bear is sick!"
"What's wrong with you?" Li Mu was a little confused for a moment.
"It suddenly ran around in the yard and even ran to the backyard field, knocking down an apple tree and trampling a lot of vegetables. It was Tiger Mom and Wolf Mom who led it to the front yard, otherwise all the vegetables would have been trampled by it!"
The Great Sage said this with some anger, because the vegetables and fruit trees in the fields were his treasures.
"It's okay. The vegetables in the spiritual field grow fast. They will recover in a few days." Li Mu touched the Monkey King to comfort him.
"Li Mu! Come and play!"
As Mother Bear spoke, she walked towards Li Mu, opened her broad paws and hugged him.
"what happened to you?"
Li Mu supported the mother bear's paw and suddenly smelled alcohol from it. He couldn't help but ask, "Have you been drinking?"
Brother Nan, who was standing aside and watching the show with a smile on his face, was stunned for a moment. He quickly walked up to Mother Xiong, sniffed, his face changed, and turned around and ran into the house.
Li Mu immediately understood what was going on.
Mom Xiong must have secretly drunk Brother Nan’s wine.
"You, white wine is not honey, you also drink it secretly?" Li Mu looked at Xiong Ma speechlessly, "Brother Nan called you Black Wind Monster and it's not wrong for you."
“Come on, play!” Mother Bear was already drunk.
Li Mu shook his head and used his body strength to push the upright Bear Mom down to the ground.
Fortunately, he has a strong physique, otherwise it would be difficult to deal with Bear Mama's weight of several hundred pounds.
"Drink this, and you'll be fine after a good sleep." Li Mu poured the hangover soup he had just exchanged from the system mall into Bear Mom's mouth.
The "playing" bear mom drank the sobering soup, smacked her lips twice, and lay on the ground motionless.
Li Mu sighed helplessly. Judging from the situation, it would take quite some time for Mom Bear to make such trouble.
"Thank you for your hard work." Li Mu turned and said to the animals in the yard.
The group of golden monkeys had no way to deal with the drunk mother bear. The tiger mother, wolf mother and golden eagles also had no way to deal with it without hurting it.
It is not easy to control it in the front yard and prevent it from causing damage.
At this time, Brother Nan walked out of the house with a gloomy face, still holding a baton in his hand. He swung the baton away with a swish and walked towards Mother Bear.
Li Mu watched silently without saying anything.
If Mother Bear didn't get beaten at this time, he would be the one to be beaten.
The mother bear has thick skin and tough flesh, so she will be fine after a couple of hits.
Brother Nan walked up to the mother bear, looked at the big black bear lying down and sleeping, raised his baton, but ultimately did not hit it.
"Hey, you black wind monster! Why did you steal my wine instead of stealing the robes?" Brother Nan was so angry that he forgot to speak Mandarin.
That was the Moutai her father gave her!
Thanks to the book friend 20230812403_aD for the monthly ticket!
(End of this chapter)