Chapter 243 Yogurt Master Doesn’t Eat You
Early in the morning.
Two people and a cat sat in the house eating breakfast.
Brother Nan yawned from time to time.
"Did you stay up late playing games again last night?" Li Mu stared at Brother Nan's eyes, trying to find dark circles, but unfortunately they were so white that he couldn't find any.
"No, not only did I not play any games last night, I also went to bed before 12 o'clock." Brother Nan took a bite of the egg, "Guess what happened?"
"how?"
"I actually have insomnia! I used to go to bed whenever I wanted!"
"Me too." said Li Mu.
"Huh?" Brother Nan was stunned. "You also have insomnia?"
"Maybe I drank too much milk tea last night." Li Mu picked up an egg and cracked it open. "Tea leaves have a refreshing effect."
"The milk tea you brewed is poisonous!" Brother Nan automatically ignored the second half of the sentence.
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Li Mu peeled the eggshell, ate the egg white himself, and stuffed the yolk into the mouth of the kitten next to him.
"Well"
The kitten squatted on the table, without even looking at it, subconsciously opened its mouth and ate the egg yolk, chewing it, lowered its head to lick the water twice, and before swallowing it all, it mumbled: "From a distance, the mountains are colorful; from close, the water is silent; spring is gone, the flowers remain; birds don't eat people when they come."
"Not surprised."
"When people come, birds are not startled~"
"Mr. Yogurt is indeed very smart."
Li Mu praised, "Just don't work too hard. Eat well when you eat. It's better to combine work and rest."
The cat blinked at him, opened its mouth and ate the meat filling of the buns that Brother Nan fed it. After eating, it didn't say a word, but lowered its head and continued to recite poetry in a low voice.
Li Mu smiled, ignored her and concentrated on eating breakfast.
This was a new poem he taught the kitten last night as he couldn't sleep. The kitten was quick-witted and eager to learn, so it memorized the poem that very night. But it was afraid that it would forget it, so it kept reciting the poem after waking up in the morning.
After breakfast, I went out to patrol the forest.
The cat ran in front with small, swift steps, sniffing here and there.
After a while, he ran back to Li Mu and looked up at him, "What do you mean?"
"Ok?"
"What does the new poem I taught you mean?"
"Doesn't Master Yogurt know the meaning of every word?"
"I don't know if they are connected together."
“Read a book a hundred times and its meaning will become clear.”
“Do you have to read it a hundred times, meow?”
“The meaning is self-evident.”
"Oh!"
The kitten responded crisply, and actually lowered his head to read, "The first time, the mountains are colorful from a distance."
"It's been more than a month since Yogurt learned to read, right?" Brother Nan turned around and asked Li Mu as they walked side by side.
"Well, it's been almost two months."
"He recognizes quite a lot of words and can even recite poems." Sister Nan grinned. She had secretly watched Suanyou write and also looked at the teaching materials prepared by Li Mu for her.
"Mr. Yogurt is very smart, and hardworking and studious." Li Mu glanced at the kitten at his feet. The kitten also raised its head to look at him, and even lowered the voice of reading. After meeting his gaze, it quickly retracted its gaze and continued to read seriously.
The desire of a child to be praised is so adorable.
Li Mu couldn't help but smile, "I taught her the characters, and she basically learned them in one go, and she was able to write very well very quickly."
"Hey, let's enroll Yogurt in night school so he can get a bachelor's degree."
“Then the yogurt will make international headlines.”
"Too."
Brother Nan picked a piece of wild grass from the roadside and put it in his mouth, "Let me tell you a joke!"
Yogurt focused on studying and didn't play with her chasing small animals, which made her very bored.
"it is good."
"It is said that Xu Xian gave Bai Niangzi a hat, and Bai Niangzi was very happy, but when she put it on, she felt that her head was very heavy. Can you guess why?" Brother Nan added, "If you guess wrong, you have to make milk tea for me today."
"Didn't you say milk tea is poisonous?"
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"Well, okay, what if I guessed right?"
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".Because it is Fahai's hat."
"wrong!"
"Ok?"
"Because it's a baseball cap! Hahahaha" Brother Nan laughed so hard that he fell backwards. "I'll give you another chance."
"it is good."
"There was a man named Lu You in the Southern Song Dynasty. Have you heard of Lu You? At that time, the Jin army invaded and the common people were miserable. But the country and the government at that time were a bunch of rubbish. Lu You was very angry. Guess what happened later?"
"He led his own troops to fight."
"Haha, wrong again!" "What's the correct answer?"
“The correct answer is, no one can connect to the wifi! Hahaha. Goose, goose, goose.” Brother Nan laughed like a goose, with tears in his eyes.
"That's it."
Li Mu had no expression on his face.
In fact, he had heard these jokes a long time ago, but he just acted along with her because he saw that Brother Nan was bored.
Brother Nan continued to chatter and tell jokes in his ear, and Li Mu listened out of habit, occasionally agreeing with him.
"Nimu." The kitten at his feet also raised its head and called him.
"what happened?"
"Master Yogurt has read it a hundred times, how come you still don't know what it means?"
"Read it a hundred times?"
"Right! Master Yogurt was afraid that he hadn't read it enough, so he read it over a hundred times!"
"That's it."
"Why don't you know what it means?"
"That may be my oversight."
Li Mu thought about it and then remembered, "I forgot to tell Master Yogurt that the hundreds and thousands in ancient sayings are usually imaginary numbers."
"Imaginary number~"
"Yes, it is a false number. One hundred is not really one hundred, and one thousand is not really one thousand."
"How much is that?"
“There is no fixed number, it means a lot.”
"A lot of meanings~"
“Reading a book a hundred times doesn’t really mean reading it a hundred times, it means reading it many times.”
Li Mu patiently explained to the kitten, "Some may be less than a hundred times, some may be more than a hundred times, and some may be ten thousand times."
"!"
"Don't worry, Master Yogurt. Learning is a long-term process. As the saying goes, you learn as long as you live. It is impossible to learn everything in one day. Just let it go."
"Let it be~"
"Yes." Li Mu bent down and picked up the kitten. "When it comes to poetry, you don't necessarily have to understand its meaning. Sometimes it's enough to understand its artistic conception."
"Can't understand."
"You'll understand it slowly."
"Well"
Since it was just a matter of letting things take their own course, the kitten stopped hesitating and jumped from Li Mu's arms to the ground. First, it imitated Brother Nan and picked up a piece of wild grass and held it in its mouth. Then the two mountain kings began their daily patrol of the mountain.
A flock of birds flew away in shock.
"Hey, Li Mutou, look at this bird, it looks like a rice dumpling!" Brother Nan looked up at the flock of birds that were startled by them.
Li Mu also looked up and saw a group of little tits with round, snow-white bellies like glutinous rice balls flying in the sky.
"This is a long-tailed tit."
"Tangyuan Bird!" Brother Nan gave it a new name.
"It has a nickname, Fat Jiujiu." Li Mu smiled.
"Fatty, Chirp?" The cat squatted on the branch and looked down at the titmouse under its paw.
"Because the hair on its belly is fluffy and looks round, people call it Fatty Chuchu."
"It looks delicious." The cat stared at the little tit and licked its mouth with its pink little tongue.
"grumble!"
The lucky little chickadee that had the yogurt caught under its claws screamed in fear and almost fainted.
"They are beneficial birds," Li Mu said. "About 95% of their food is insects that are harmful to trees. They are the guardians of forest trees."
"Well"
The cat stared at the little tit for a while, then loosened its claws and said, "Go away."
The little titmouse stared at the cat blankly, not daring to move.
"I was just trying to scare you!" The cat stretched out its paw and nudged the little titmouse, "Mr. Yogurt won't eat you."
The little tit was trembling with fear and still dared not move.
The cat shook its head, climbed down from the tree, and looked up at it. "Why doesn't this bird fly away?"
"It's so scared that it must be stunned now."
"Master Yogurt didn't intend to eat it, he just caught it to have a look."
"But to birds, cats are very scary beasts."
"Beast!" The cat's eyes lit up.
"Yes, Master Yogurt is also a master hunter in the jungle."
"Master hunter!"
"That's right." Li Mu smiled, "Let's go, the little chickadee will recover in a while."
"Let's go~"
The two men and the cat continued patrolling the forest.
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(End of this chapter)
