Chapter 278 My cat is too smart
Brother Nan loves to drink, he simply loves to drink.
She did not clink glasses with Li Mu and her sister, but ate barbecue while chatting about topics unrelated to alcohol.
Just take a sip from time to time during the process. It seems that you are drinking slowly, but in fact, a glass of wine is finished very quickly.
She filled another glass and continued drinking.
This reminded Li Mu of how his grandfather used to drink alone at home, leisurely and contented, not caring about others.
Drink as much or as little as you like.
You can drink more without worrying about getting drunk because we are all family. If you want to drink less, no one will persuade you and you won’t be laughed at. You can be free.
After meal.
Brother Nan opened the payment code on his mobile phone and forcefully stuffed it into Li Mu's hand, asking him to use it to pay the bill. She was too full to get up.
While Li Mu was away, Li Qinran touched Yogurt's tail and said to Brother Nan:
"I have inside information. The last day of your singles party will require you to give each other a souvenir. The price of the souvenir will be limited and should not exceed one hundred yuan. You'd better start preparing in advance to avoid being hasty and appearing insincere."
Brother Nan blinked a few times, then turned his head and pointed his ear at Li Qinran: "In case of what? I didn't hear clearly!"
Li Qinran looked at her silently without saying a word.
They look so alike!
After Li Mu paid the bill, he came back and sat for a while. Then the three of them and the cat walked out of the store.
Sister Nan was drunk. She had drunk almost all of the pound of liquor. She seemed to be walking normally, her face was not red, and her expression was normal. But when you asked her a question, she became unresponsive.
And insisted on going to the Internet cafe all night.
"It's okay, I'm sober!" Brother Nan staggered, "If you don't want to use it, go back, I'll find an Internet cafe nearby."
Li Mu glanced at the internet cafe sign not far away and changed direction to block Brother Nan's sight: "There is no internet cafe nearby."
"What should we do then?" Brother Nan was stunned.
"go home."
"No! I want to play games! I want to be a god!" Brother Nan's eyes widened with a serious expression.
Li Mu tried to pull her, but failed.
Li Qinran was watching from the side holding yogurt, and suddenly said, "Why don't you come to our house to play games? My parents are out playing with friends and won't be home tonight."
Brother Nan no longer had the ability to think, and nodded in agreement with his sister: "Yes!"
So she raised her arms and hugged Li Mu's neck, hanging half of her weight on him: "Come on, Brother Nan, I will go to your house to play games tonight! How do you think?"
"Hey, you're talking?"
"Oh, you're drunk. Don't listen to Li Qinran's nonsense. I'll take you home."
Li Mu rarely gets so close to Brother Nan. He can smell the faint smell of alcohol on Brother Nan's breath and her body fragrance. He even feels that if he turns his head, he will come into close contact with Brother Nan's face, which makes him a little nervous.
From the corner of his eye, he saw Li Qinran holding up his cell phone and pointing it at them with a focused expression.
In this city full of lights and wine, the nightlife has just begun.
The various shops on both sides of the road are brightly lit, and people are coming and going, making it very bustling.
Li Mu helped Brother Nan walk to the side of the road. The kitten took small steps and followed at his feet, looking up at them from time to time.
Li Qinran walked in front of them, facing them and walking backwards.
"What are you doing?"
“Are you taking pictures?”
"If you don't look at the road, you'll fall to death!"
"Stop taking photos! You'll get beaten if you do that."
Brother Nan stared at Li Qinran and threatened her.
Li Qinran said nothing. She observed Brother Nan and Li Mu. After thinking for a while, she pointed at Li Mu's cuffs and said, "Brother Nan, look, there is a thread on Li Mu's cuffs."
Brother Nan looked down and saw that it was true.
Suddenly her eyes lit up, and she smiled, reaching out to pull the thread and said to Li Mu, "Li Mu, your sleeve is torn!"
"Crack!"
"Crack!"
"Kaka."
Li Mu looked at his sister speechlessly, "At least turn off the sound when you take the photo. It sounds quite embarrassing."
"Sorry, it's closed now."
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Sister Nan drank too much, so Li Mu stood on the side of the road and called a Didi, ready to take her home first and then come back to ride his bike.
Brother Nan was standing beside him, swaying left and right, while Li Qinran was standing on the other side of Brother Nan but ignored him.
Li Mu quickly reached out and held Brother Nan's shoulders: "Look at you, you can't even stand steadily!"
"I'm a fighter!" Brother Nan explained.
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“Woo-boom~~”
Nan Ge uttered onomatopoeia and continued to fly left and right. Suddenly, she shook Li Mu's hand away with her shoulders, turned her head and looked at Li Mu with dissatisfaction: "Don't interfere with my flight."
".The bus is here, it's time to get on."
"I want to fly back by myself." said Brother Nan.
"Fighter engines have a limited service life and high maintenance costs. In non-wartime, it is best to use transport equipment during the transportation process."
"What?"
While Brother Nan didn't react, Li Mu quickly pulled her arm into the car, pressed her to sit next to him, and said to Li Qinran outside the car: "You take the yogurt and ride Brother Nan's bike home, and I'll come back and ride mine later."
After getting on the bus, Nan immediately forgot that she was on a plane and started chatting with the driver. If it weren't for the fact that she changed the topic too quickly and her imagination was too amazing, no one would have known that she had just drunk a pound of bulk liquor.
At the intersection of the provincial party committee compound, Li Mu thanked the driver and forcibly pulled Brother Nan out of the car.
In such a short while, she had already talked with her master about how much money one could make driving for Didi in a month, and the current international situation. She even planned to make another round trip to chat for a while longer.
"We're at the gate now. Do you still remember where your home is?" Li Mu accompanied Brother Nan all the way to the gate of the provincial party committee compound.
The armed police on duty were already familiar with him and did not question him as they did the first time he came.
"What are you talking about?"
Brother Nan frowned and looked at him, "I've never been drunk when I drink. This is called tipsy. You don't understand."
"Oh, then you should go back and go to bed early when you get home."
"I know, I know. Brother Nan knows what's going on."
Sister Nan burped and walked away staggeringly. A paramilitary police officer helped her to swipe the access card and followed her at a distance of two or three meters, apparently to escort her home.
Li Mu was relieved and turned to leave the compound.
I rode a shared bike back to the barbecue restaurant, then rode my own bike home.
Li Qinran had already arrived home on Brother Nan's bicycle, and Li Mu locked the two bicycles together.
After washing up, Li Mu sat on the bed and told Yogurt a story.
"Wait a moment!"
Maoer interrupted Li Mu, ran to the foot of the bed, brought the kitten doll over, and also brought the cat lantern to his side, then lay down and said, "Go ahead."
Li Mu smiled and gently stroked the kitten, "Once upon a time there was a..."
After telling a short story, there was a knock on the door.
Li Qinran, wearing pajamas, walked in holding a laptop.
"What's wrong?" Li Mu asked.
"What are you doing?"
“Tell yogurt a story.”
"Oh."
Li Qinran sat down on the bed, turned on the computer, and got straight to the point.
"Take a look at this photo." Li Qinran turned the screen towards Li Mu, "How did I take the photo? Does it look like Brother Nan is about to hold your hand?"
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"What about this one?" Li Qinran pressed the → key on the keyboard.
"And this one, look, they're all hugged together."
".What do you want to say?"
"Want to buy photos?" Li Qinran brought Yogurt over and stroked it in his arms. "A set of five photos, carefully edited, and two more."
She pressed the → key twice and said, "I'll charge you two hundred."
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"Do you want?"
"I'm your brother, do I have to charge too?"
"It's been discounted. I wouldn't even bother with this price for most people."
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Li Mu had no choice but to take out his phone and send a red envelope to Li Qinran.
Your friend Qinran received your red envelope.
Qinran: Li Mu Jiang Ruonan
"The photos have been sent. Just put them on your computer and unzip them. Good night." Li Qinran put away the computer with satisfaction, got up and left.
"Wait."
Li Mu looked at the kitten on the bed, a little puzzled, "Since when did Yogurt let you hug it casually?"
"Today." Li Qinran said, "In the afternoon, Miss Yogurt gave me a piece of meat, and after I finished eating it, she let me hold her."
"Meat?"
"Well, don't mention it. The jerky you bought this time is much better. At least it has flavor and tastes delicious."
“You ate it straight away?”
"It's cooked. How can we eat it if we don't eat it directly? There's not much."
“The Shape of the Flesh”
"What shape?" Li Qinran thought for a moment, "It's just a small square piece."
"That's it"
"what happened?"
"It's okay, go back to sleep."
"Oh." Li Qinran looked at Li Mu suspiciously, pushed the door and left.
Li Mu looked at the kitten on the bed helplessly, "You"
"Me"
The cat lay on the bed and learned to say a sentence.
"Didn't you make a flying squirrel when you came back? Why is it a small square piece?"
"I asked the Great Sage to cut off the head and tail with a knife. You humans have gone through too much trouble and don't like to eat whole rabbits!"
Li Mu remained silent.
It seems that my cat is a little too smart.
(End of this chapter)
