Chapter 310 You'll be numb if you stomp on me
"Mr. Yogurt, which leg got stuck in the sand?"
"The one behind, on the right."
"If sand gets into your body, you have to shake it off. But if sand gets into your legs, what should we do?" Li Mu earnestly guided the kitten.
"Well"
This kind of question was naturally not difficult for the cat who was a genius at reading and writing. After only a moment's thought, the cat came up with the correct answer: "Shake it off too!"
"Lord Yogurt is extremely smart."
Li Mu continued, "But you don't need to shake off the sand in your feet, you need to stamp your feet."
"Stomping your feet?"
"Yes, just like that."
Li Mu said to her while raising his right foot to indicate, "Like this, raise it high, make sure you don't have any distracting thoughts or worries in your mind, take a deep breath, and then step down hard while they're not paying attention."
As he said this he stomped his foot hard on the floor.
There was a bang sound.
"That way those little dots will run away."
Li Mu paused and said, "Of course, Master Yogurt is sitting on the carpet now. The carpet is soft, so the effect is not very good. Master Yogurt can come here. The hard floor is just right."
"Well!"
Upon hearing this, Maoer immediately stood up, walked off the carpet, and came to the floor next to Li Mu.
"Is this meow?"
The cat raised its right foot.
"That's right, you need to have no distractions."
"No distractions~"
The cat stared at him seriously.
"Then take a deep breath."
"Take a deep breath~"
The cat's abdomen heaved.
“Step on it!”
"clatter"
The kitten on the floor suddenly opened its eyes wide and its pupils dilated.
The wonderful feeling at this moment made her feel as if her entire legs were full of tiny dots that were shaking violently. It was even to the point where these tiny dots were about to be shaken out and that they were about to make many holes in her legs.
"Mr. Yogurt does a great job."
Li Mu looked calm, stood up and walked back to the bedroom, "Master Yogurt, do you want to take anything with you? Pack up and prepare to return to the provincial capital."
The kitten stood there, and after the dullness in his expression faded away, he stared at Li Mu's back. He couldn't help but remain silent, but he seemed to be thinking about something in the silence, as if he had really gained something.
Then he limped after him.
I didn't stay at home for long during the New Year's Day holiday, and there was nothing to take.
Li Mu took some of the sausages and bacon he had made and prepared to ask his aunt for some advice.
When he finished packing and walked out of the bedroom with his bag, Brother Nan was already sitting on the sofa waiting for him.
"Is everything packed?"
"Ah."
"Then let's get ready to go. Eat these passion fruits first. The Great Saints don't like to eat them. We'll be gone for a few days so they don't go bad."
Brother Nan pointed to a box of passion fruit on the coffee table.
She likes sour food, so when delivering supplies, she asked for several boxes of passion fruit, and shared them with the monkeys and cubs when she first arrived.
But they were too sour and they didn’t like to eat them. Li Mu only ate a few occasionally.
There is a special tool for peeling passion fruit, which is made of plastic. You can easily open a window in the fruit, and then you can use a spoon to scoop out the flesh and eat it.
"Here, eat one."
Brother Nan opened one and handed it to Li Mu.
She opened all the remaining dozen or so, scooped out the flesh and put it in a bowl, eating it with a spoon like fruit pulp.
Li Mu felt his teeth ache just by looking at it, he didn't dare to eat it like that.
The cat had been tricked by Li Mu into eating a bite of passion fruit. Seeing him eating it again, it quickly hid far away and chatted with the cubs on the side.
As they were about to return to the provincial capital, the cat had some more instructions to give to its cubs.
Li Mu ate the fruit slowly and listened to them talking.
But as I listened, I felt something was wrong, so I heard the cat ask the cub:
"Is there sand in your legs?"
"Sand?"
"How did sand get into my legs?"
“It’s just a lot of little dots.”
"What little dot?"
"Are your legs numb?"
"No."
"My legs aren't numb either, Master Yogurt." "Me too."
"Oh"
The cat paused for a moment, then said: "Then tell Master Yogurt when you are sick. Master Yogurt has a good idea!"
"What can we do?"
"Wait until your legs are numb."
"Is it the same as Li Mu's method?"
"Well, don't try this on your own. You need Master Yogurt to direct you."
"understood."
The cubs nodded obediently, "We'll tell Master Yogurt when our legs get numb!"
"Ok!"
Li Mu concentrated on eating passion fruit and pretended not to hear their conversation.
Four .
The two people and the cat are preparing to return to the provincial capital.
Li Mu extinguished the fireplace in the house. The Stove Sage had already learned how to use it, so Li Mu did not extinguish it, leaving it for the animals to keep warm.
Just tell them to be careful, not to bring the fire outside when putting charcoal, and to pay attention to ventilation. If there are any problems, call him via video.
Everything was arranged, and Pi drove out of the reserve as the animals saw him off.
At around nine o'clock in the evening, Li Mu returned home.
His aunt waited until he was about to arrive in the provincial capital before starting to cook, and the food was just out of the pot when he got home.
Aunt also complained to Li Mu that he didn't invite Brother Nan to come home and sit with them, but Li Mu evaded the question by saying that she also had to spend the New Year's Eve with her parents.
But when she heard that he was going out for a trip with Brother Nan tomorrow, her aunt suddenly became very happy again.
Twelve o'clock in the evening.
The calendar on my phone jumped to January 1st.
Saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, it is a new year.
Li Mu's cell phone rang instantly, and he received Li Qinran's New Year's greetings and a small red envelope of 88 yuan.
Although the red envelope was small, the friendship was sincere. Li Mu immediately returned a red envelope of 200 yuan and gave her the interest on today's Yu'e Bao.
Li Qinran received the red envelope in seconds and ignored him.
Li Mu didn't care. She found Nan Ge's WeChat and sent her one as well.
Li Mu: [Red Envelope]
Li Mu: Happy New Year, Brother Nan.
Brother Nan quickly accepted the red envelope and replied: Sensible!
Jiang Daimao: Why aren't you asleep yet? Don't you go to bed early?
Li Mu: In order to wait until twelve o'clock, I was the first one to send blessings to Brother Nan.
Jiang Daimao: It’s too late. I counted. There are already 13 brothers who have sent their blessings to Brother Bennan. You are the 14th one.
Li Mu: emm
Li Mu: I replied to Qinran, which took some time.
Jiang Daimao: Sensible
Jiang Daimao: Anyway, big brother has received your kindness. I will regard you as the first one. Big brother will not treat you unfairly in the future.
Li Mu: Thank you, Brother Nan.
Jiang Daimao: Hey~~ We are brothers, why be polite!
Jiang Daimao: I will get up early tomorrow and go to your house to find you, so we can punish you early
Li Mu: What is the punishment?
Jiang Daimao: Let's go! Don't worry about these insignificant details
Li Mu: Okay.
The two chatted for a while, during which time they received more than a dozen messages, all of which were New Year greetings, and most of them were obviously sent to a group.
Li Mu had neither the time nor the energy to reply, so he simply pretended not to have received the message and swiped left to delete the conversation to avoid making the conversation panel look messy.
He responded to those who wished him well.
Zhao Jianguo sent him a Happy New Year message. Liu Bin, CCTV reporters Cui Peng and Lin Zhihao and others did not even sleep yet and sent their blessings at the right time. It really made it difficult for them.
These greetings and blessings made me very happy. I replied to them one by one and chatted with them for a while, and before I knew it, it was almost one o'clock.
Li Mu turned off his phone.
“Well, how come some of you type and some don’t?”
The cat stared at the phone screen without blinking, then raised its head to look at Li Mu and asked its own questions.
“Because it was sent to a group.”
"I don't understand~"
"Go to bed. You have to get up early tomorrow."
"Oh, good night, Nimu."
"You learned this too?"
"Meow?"
"Nothing, goodnight too, Master Yogurt."
Li Mu smiled, got back into bed and turned off the bedside lamp.
Thank you for your zero monthly ticket!
(End of this chapter)
