Chapter 347 I'll be a little bit wronged and eat the middle
The land is flat and planted with sugarcane, covering an area of about twenty acres.
The sugarcanes grew taller than people and were planted very neatly. Standing at the edge of the field, people could only see the hills in the distance and nothing else. Cats could not even see the hills.
Li Mu looked around.
The cat also looked around.
Brother Nan walked into the field and pinched a piece of sugarcane. Seeing this, the cat also jumped off the field, moved closer to the sugarcane, opened its eyes wide to look at it carefully, and sniffed the smell.
Although she was full of doubts and expectations, she only smelled it and did not bite it, because she knew that it was planted by another person and could not be eaten without the other person's consent.
Slowly, the sound of a tricycle swaying in the fields came, accompanied by the sound of branches and leaves rubbing against each other.
Li Mu moved aside to make way, and the cat also ran to the side and stood still, looking up.
A farmer drove out of the sugarcane field on a tricycle. The cart was loaded with sugarcane. Some of the leaves had been removed, but not all. The leaves swayed with the cart, making friction noises.
"Who are you?" The farmer saw the two people, stopped the car and looked at them in confusion.
"Oh, we were passing by here and saw a sugarcane field so we came to take a look." Brother Nan said with a smile, "Did you plant all this sugarcane?"
"Well, I contracted it."
"It looks good, can you sell us some?"
The farmer looked at Brother Nan and Li Mu, then glanced at the pretty kitten that had been staring at him and the car parked on the side of the road, and grinned, "You guys are from the city, right? What's the value of a few sugarcanes? Eat as much as you want. If you think it tastes good, you can help me promote it."
"No problem, but you can't do it without money. You worked hard to grow these." Brother Nan said as he took out her wallet.
The farmer waved his hand to refuse and finally only accepted ten yuan.
A few minutes later, the tricycle went away.
Li Mu held several pieces of sugarcane and stood there, watching the farmer go away with Mao'er.
"bang bang bang"
The sound became farther and farther away until it could no longer be heard.
“So cheap~”
The cat said in a very low voice.
"It's not that sugarcane is cheap, it's that the farmers know how to do business and want us to help them promote it in the city, so they give us a discount," said Li Mu.
"Then let's cut a few more!"
"Snapped"
"Well!"
The cat stood up and covered its head with its paws.
"Master Yogurt, you must not be greedy."
"Don't hit him on the head. What if he gets stupid?" Brother Nan reached out and patted Li Mu's head gently. He turned back to look at Suo Ran and grinned, "I've avenged you."
Two people and a cat stood on the roadside processing sugarcane.
Brother Nan took out a dagger from the bag in the car, peeled off the sugarcane, cut off the head and tail, and cut the sugarcane into sections and put them in the trunk.
Finally, only one root is left, the outer skin is peeled off, and it is cut into three parts.
"Do you two want to eat the upper half, the lower half, or the middle?" Brother Nan asked Li Mu and Xiao Mao while holding three pieces of sugarcane.
"I'm fine with either. Which part do you want to eat, Mr. Yogurt?" Li Mu lowered his head and asked the kitten.
"Master Yogurt doesn't know."
"Yogurt is fine."
"That's it."
Brother Nan nodded, thought for a moment and began to divide the sugarcane. "Yogurt is on the ground, so just eat the lower half. You are taller than me, so eat the upper half. I will be a little bit more aggrieved and eat the middle half."
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Li Mu silently took the upper and lower halves.
Brother Nan chuckled and picked up the one in the middle and started eating it.
Li Mu first chopped the sugarcane into small pieces suitable for Maoer to eat. Maoer squatted on the hood and stared at it without blinking.
The peeled sugarcane is white with a slightly green tint, semi-transparent like jade, and very beautiful.
It was different from what she had imagined, where sugar would ooze out when cut.
"Alright." Li Mu cut six or seven small pieces and put them on the hood. "Now you can eat it. Once you chew it, your mouth will be filled with sugar water. It tastes better than the sugar water that Master Yogurt usually drinks."
"click"
Li Mu took a bite of his own sugarcane and chewed it slowly.
It takes one sip to find it foamy and sweet. The icy juice has the fragrance of sugarcane and is rich in sugar. It rushes into your mouth all at once and fills between your teeth.
"Crack."
Cat followed his movements and bit off a small piece of sugar cane. As soon as she bit it, the juice came out, icy and cool. The taste surprised her and she opened her eyes wide.
It's even more delicious than drinking sugar water.
"Gudong."
"Pooh"
"sudden"
Three different voices rang out.
Brother Nan, who had just spit out the sugarcane, turned his head to look at the kitten on the hood.
Li Mu also held the sugar cane in his hand and looked at Mao'er: "After Master Yogurt has chewed the juice, if it doesn't taste sweet anymore, you can spit it out instead of swallowing it."
"Spit it out?" The cat tilted its head. "I can't eat it, meow? What a pity!"
"You can't swallow it."
"What if Master Yogurt swallows it?"
"That would be bad."
Li Mu continued chewing the sugar cane, his expression was natural and his voice was calm, not sounding like he was lying at all, "It will take root and sprout in Mr. Yogurt's belly, and finally grow sugar cane on Mr. Yogurt's head, um, it will grow as high as the roadside."
"!"
The cat turned its head to look at the sugarcane on the roadside, and suddenly its eyes widened in shock.
How could a tiny cat like her be so big?
If it grows out from the top of the head, it will burst the belly!
Li Mu secretly raised the corners of his mouth.
"Oh!"
Brother Nan took his hand back and rolled his eyes at Li Mu, "You have a very bad conscience!"
As the car drove into the city, the flat fields outside the window became fewer and fewer, and the buildings gradually increased.
The cat was acting like usual, with its hind legs on Li Mu's legs and its front paws on the window to look at the scenery outside, but it kept smacking its lips.
"Ms. Yogurt, aren't you tired standing like this?" Li Mu asked her.
"Bah chirp."
The cat had no room in his mouth to answer.
"Master Yogurt, don't eat too much sugar cane at once. If you eat too much, your mouth will get rotten easily."
When Maoer heard this, he just turned his head and looked at Li Mu, indicating something with his eyes.
Li Mu stretched out his hand.
The cat put its head close to the palm of your hand.
"Pooh"
After spitting out the sugarcane residue, the kitten turned around and picked up a small piece of sugarcane from the bag. Then it turned around and stood up, clinging to the window, chewing it with a crunching sound in its mouth.
"If you eat yogurt like this, you will get fat."
"Crack, crack."
"It hurts when your mouth gets rotten, and you get tired of eating easily."
"Pooh"
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Li Mu shook his head and kept silent, concentrating on being a robot that collected sugarcane residue.
Brother Nan was driving while glancing over here and grinning.
"What are you laughing at?" Li Mu turned to look at her.
"My wife is having a baby."
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"Give me a piece."
"what?"
"sugar cane."
"You've eaten the best of it."
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"sorry."
Li Mu picked up a piece of sugarcane cut for Maoer from the bag and put it to Brother Nan's mouth.
"Crack, crack."
Li Mu experienced the 3D stereo surround treatment.
Thanks to the boss Hongyundangtou666) for the reward! Bow! Thanks to Fengchuisharuyan for the monthly ticket! Bow with bare chest
(End of this chapter)
