Chapter 244 Happy Camp [Part ]
The next day, after Xu Kun and others arrived at the studio, Liu Shishi first cooperated with the dance troupe to conduct several rehearsals.
In fact, Liu Shishi originally wanted to perform a solo dance, but this episode was the last one before the New Year, and it was also the first time that Wu Xin and Du Haitao joined Happy Camp, so the director team hoped to make it more lively.
Therefore, the solo dance had to be changed into a group dance, and a group dance with a bit of disconnection between the main and the subordinate.
After all, it is impossible for Liu Shishi and the dancers to develop a real rapport with each other with only one morning of rehearsal. At most, it can just be a fun show for outsiders.
However, Liu Shishi still rehearsed very seriously.
When it comes to ballet, Xu Kun is like a wild boar who cannot understand the finer points and cannot figure out what's going on, but he can see that Liu Shishi is really suitable for dancing.
It's not just because she has talent in this area, but also because dancing can cover up her eye problems.
The dance is basically dynamic, and there are many still shots of her looking back and squinting. At this time, her divergent eyes are not a shortcoming, but give people a feeling that she is immersed in the dance, floating in ecstasy and without any distractions.
"stop looking."
Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard Jiang Xin's faint voice: "There are safety pants under the skirt."
"..."
Xu Kun turned to look at Jiang Xin speechlessly: "How did you survive to this age with your big mouth?"
Jiang Xin chuckled, turned around and ran to chat with Wu Xin. It was clear that Wu Xin had interviewed Wen Zhang yesterday, and no one knew how these two got together.
The filming officially started in the afternoon. The Happy Family, which had not yet formed a complete group, came on stage first and introduced the next guests, followed by Liu Shishi's warm-up dance.
“That’s great, that’s great!”
He Jiong, Wu Xin, Xie Na and Du Haitao came onto the stage clapping from both sides. Just as they were about to speak, they saw Xu Kun, Wen Zhang and Jiang Xin coming out from the backstage, also clapping.
"Hey hey hey~"
Teacher He pretended to be surprised, stepped forward to stop Xu Kun and said, "That's not right. It's not your turn to perform your talents yet, why are you on stage?"
"Hey~"
Xu Kun pointed at Liu Shishi and said seriously, "Isn't it that we have Shishi as the representative? She is the soul of our drama. It is what everyone wants for her to represent our crew - right?"
"Yeah!"
Jiang Xin immediately went forward and hugged Liu Shishi, pecked her sweaty cheek, and said with a chuckle: "We are sisters, Shishi's performance of talent is equivalent to my performance of talent."
Upon hearing this, Xie Na immediately questioned, "Then you four can't all be sisters, right?"
"Although we are not sisters, our relationship is not bad."
Xu Kun puffed out his chest and said, "I play her ex-husband Meng Hao in the play."
Wen Zhang then introduced himself: "I play her ex-boyfriend Hao Liang in the play."
Xu Kun first pointed at Jiang Xin and Wen Zhang, and finally pointed at himself and said, "Best friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-husband, you can see from this pattern that Shi Shi is the soul of my play!"
Du Haitao added: "The soul of Hezhe is the one who is the most tired, right?"
"What else?"
Xu Kun spread his hands and said, "Look, isn't Teacher He the one who is the most tired in your Kuaiben?"
"Makes sense!"
When Du Haitao heard this, he immediately gave Xu Kun a thumbs up, then half-knelt in front of He Jiong and said with a loyal attitude: "Teacher He, if there is any hard work in the future, just assign it to me!"
Xie Na and Wu Xin immediately pointed at Du Haitao and said, "Teacher He, don't believe him. He is trying to usurp the throne!"
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard this.
Of course, these were all performative laughter. After all, this set of lines was the opening remarks concocted by Xu Kun, He Jiong and the program crew. They had memorized the lines more than a dozen times. No matter how funnier they were, they couldn't be this exaggerated.
With a series of gags, He Jiong gradually changed the topic to the popularity of "The Domineering CEO Falls in Love with Me", and then played the "former residence" video.
Seeing the literary youth and the rich second generation mocking each other, Xie Na laughed so hard that he fell down, and pulled Liu Shishi and asked: "Have a lot of people confessed to you recently?"
"Yes, quite a few."
Liu Shishi answered honestly: "Someone even stopped my parents' car and put their resume in, saying they wanted to apply to be a live-in son-in-law."
This would have been a good punchline, but Liu Shishi's overly bland tone took away a lot of the punchline - this girl is actually quite energetic in real life, but when she's in front of the camera she always gives off a feeling of being as quiet as a chrysanthemum.
Fortunately, Xie Na's exaggerated laughter made up for some of the shortcomings, and then Xie Na made a charming pose and said, "It's a pity that the director didn't ask me to play Lin Yuxin, otherwise I would definitely..." "I would definitely be beaten to death by actor Liu because of attracting so many attention."
Wu Xin interrupted and complained.
"No, no, no, even if Sister Na plays Lin Yuxin, she won't be popular!"
Du Haitao made a big X on his chest.
"Who do you two look down on?"
Xie Na angrily put his hands on his hips and said, "Today I will let you see my acting skills!"
He Jiong suggested at an appropriate time that Xu Kun and the other three be referees to see who performed better among Xie Na, Wu Xin and Du Haitao. Then, while Xie Na and the others went to change their clothes, he pulled Xu Kun and the others aside and said some witty words to them.
But when Xie Na and the other two reappeared, Xie Na had a small mustache on his face and was wearing a shiny gold suit.
"Nana, what are you doing..."
He Jiong showed a shocked expression.
“Hahahaha…”
Xie Na posed in a posture that is common on stage, holding up Wu Liu's long beard, and laughed: "I am still more suitable to play the overbearing president!"
Jiang Xin, who was sitting on the sidelines, cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted, "Sister Na, you don't look like a domineering CEO, but more like a domineering grandfather - no, you look like a local tyrant who forcibly robbed women!"
Xie Na, who was posing, staggered when he heard this, which made the whole audience laugh again.
At this time, the crew also sent a large basket into the air between the three people, which was filled with many props tied with white paper. Obviously, this was to replicate the scene where the excavator bucket poured money.
But I don't know if it was designed in the script or if there was really a mistake. As soon as He Jiong shouted "Start", the wicker basket containing the prop money fell down.
"Hey hey!"
"what happened?!"
Du Haitao and Xie Na were horrified, while Wu Xin was stunned for a moment, then suddenly collapsed on the ground and complained loudly: "Don't play like this, I rarely have several lines!"
This is the joke that uses the least lines she has today.
Xie Na also reacted at this time. His neck tilted, one leg trembled like Parkinson's disease, and he said like a gangster: "Since it has come to this, let's just go through the process. You take the money and leave her now. The farther away the better."
“No, no!”
Du Haitao asked excitedly, "Shouldn't there be another car? Well, you took the kickbacks for all the benefits the director gave me, right?!"
This was a joke in "The Protagonist and the Supporting Actor". Because there was no detailed description of this part in the guest script, everyone really laughed this time, and Jiang Xin even laughed so hard that she held her stomach.
Xie Na said impatiently, "Why are you being so serious? Do you think this stage can accommodate a car?"
As she spoke, she lifted up the basket and said to Du Haitao, "This basket is for you. You can hang it on the back of the bicycle and carry it with you."
Amidst the laughter, Du Haitao hesitated for a moment and decisively refused: "I don't want it. Do you think I'm stupid? As soon as I leave, you will definitely call the police to arrest me!"
With that said, he turned around and left.
At this time, Wu Xin, who had been sitting on the ground, suddenly rushed over and hugged his legs, shouting, "Wait, wait, I still have a line to say!"
The stage and the audience burst into laughter again.
Only Wen Zhang frowned secretly. He still remembered what happened yesterday, so he always felt that Du Haitao was plotting against him, but he didn't have enough evidence.
At this time, Wu Xin had already said Lin Yuxin's lines and was about to 'leave the stage' with Du Haitao, carrying the basket. Xu Kun suddenly stood up from the judges' seat and said, "Wait, wait, Wu Xin, you shouldn't say the original lines at this time. You should do this - come on, let me show you."
This part was not in the script. Wu Xin and Du Haitao were stunned for a moment, but seeing that Xu Kun had already come to the stage, they had no choice but to follow his instructions.
Wu Xin temporarily stepped aside, while Xu Kun lay on the ground in a seductive posture, signaling Du Haitao to turn around and leave.
As soon as Du Haitao turned around, he imitated Wu Xin and rushed over, hugged Du Haitao's thighs and shouted: "Wait, wait, I still have a line to say!"
Du Haitao was forced to turn around and said helplessly: "Then hurry up and say your words."
Xu Kun let go of his thigh, stood up and stared at Xie Na with great momentum. He opened his mouth but no words came out. He opened his mouth again but still couldn't say a word. His momentum went from strong at the beginning to weak and finally exhausted.
Suddenly, he slumped to the ground again, pointed at Du Haitao and angrily accused him, "What he just said was my words!"
(End of this chapter)
