Chapter 181: A show: hitting a green coconut with disposable chopsticks
"How was it? How many fish did you catch?"
Du Ruo came ashore from the side, then came to Xiang Yuanyuan and asked with pretended curiosity.
"Honey, you're back from swimming. Look, you caught a lot of fish."
Xiang Yuanyuan saw Du Ruo and quickly put away the club, and showed the trophy to Du Ruo.
"Wow, that's a lot. My wife is amazing. Let's go home."
Du Ruo kissed Xiang Yuanyuan on the mouth, helped Xiang Yuanyuan put away the fishing rod, then left holding the fishing bag in one hand and holding Xiang Yuanyuan's hand with the other.
"This must be a big fish. It cut so much of my line, it will definitely not leave so quickly~"
"Yes, such a thick main line can be cut easily. I dare not imagine how big the fish is..."
"Change the line quickly..."
"Look at what I caught this time..."
The two fishermen didn't care about the beauties at this moment. They only had eyes for the big fish. They didn't even notice Xiang Yuanyuan and Du Ruo passing by them. They just cast their rods excitedly.
"These two...I'm afraid they won't be able to sleep well at night. They're probably dreaming about being cut by a big fish."
Du Ruo couldn't help but mutter something when he heard the conversation between the two.
"Husband, what did you say?"
It was very natural for Xiang Yuanyuan to call him husband at this time. When she heard Du Ruo mumbling, she couldn't help but ask.
"You see, this is what they did."
Du Ruo said this and turned slightly to show Xiang Yuanyuan his pants which had several holes in them.
"Hehe~ When I saw them fishing above you, I wanted to ask them to change positions, but I didn't know what to say. I didn't expect that they would still catch a "big fish" like you."
Xiang Yuanyuan looked at the pants with many holes and could imagine how many times Du Ruo had been seduced at that time, and she couldn't help laughing.
"How was it? Have fun fishing."
Du Ruo changed the subject and didn't want to continue talking about this topic.
"It's normal. After all, there's nothing to look forward to."
Xiang Yuanyuan glanced at Du Ruo, then couldn't help but curl her lips. She was not stupid. Just because she had never fished before didn't mean she knew nothing.
She was indeed very happy with the first few fish, but she knew without a doubt that the messy octopuses and lobsters that came after them must have belonged to Du Ruer.
However, in order not to make Du Ruo worry, she continued to lower the hook. In this way, if she caught something every once in a while, it would be considered as confirmation that Du Ruo was safe.
"Hey, it's almost time. I'll go back and take a shower, and then go see Uncle Mo. Don't you want to change your ways? This is a good opportunity for you to learn."
Du Ruo was not surprised that Xiang Yuanyuan could see it.
As the two left, the wind and waves at the seaside became stronger and stronger.
After taking a shower and changing clothes, Du Ruo carried the bucket and went to Li Fusheng's house to return the fishing bag. He also kept two fresh sea fish and then carried the rest back to the village.
The place where Uncle Mo and his team filmed is easy to find. You can just ask around in the village.
This is considered a corner of the village. Some villagers are squatting aside, watching Uncle Mo's team busy there like watching a show. They are now setting up the scene for the upcoming filming.
Du Ruo and Xiang Yuanyuan were not in a hurry either. They stood by with buckets of water and waited until they had almost finished setting the scene.
"Hey~ You took my money this morning and ran away, and now you dare to come here again."
When Uncle Mo saw Du Ruo, he discussed with everyone in the team, then asked the photographer to start filming. He continued with the morning's filming and came to Du Ruo in a rush.
Uncle Mo did not discuss the script with Du Ruo in advance. He felt that Du Ruo had a good sense of camera and was also smart. If they discussed the script, the filming effect might not be so good.
"Haha, I'm here to give you some fish. Who dares to steal your Qiongzhou warlord's money? Here, these fish are our apology. You see how sincere we are, you should at least treat us to a meal. By the way, the money is not taken for nothing, I'll show you a show later."
Du Ruo smiled, handed over the seafood as a gift, and continued Uncle Mo's words.
"That's more like it. Wow, that's amazing. These fish are all good stuff. It looks like we're in for a treat. Let's start cooking and then get ready to eat."
Uncle Mo took over the topic and brought Du Ruo into the team.
"Hehe, Brother Du is really awesome. This time I get a free meal, and I don't even have to pay for the seafood processing fee."
At this time, Xiang Yuanyuan said something to Du Ruo casually. Her voice was neither loud nor soft, and it happened to be picked up, and was also heard by everyone.
"Hey hey hey~"
Uncle Mo stood there awkwardly as if he had been hit by a pinpoint needle, while the rest of his team were laughing.
Everyone knows that this episode will definitely be effective.
The next part was the much-anticipated segment of watching Uncle Mo hang up the "World Famous Paintings" and then start cooking, interspersed with some small plays like fighting and playing around, and of course he did not forget to interact with Xiang Yuanyuan and Du Ruo.
Actually, watching it on video and seeing it in person are completely different feelings.
Since filming is filming, it certainly cannot be done in one go. There are laughs, NGs, repeated shots, close-up shots, etc. It must be said that these Internet celebrities who can become famous are very good at what they do, which is definitely not comparable to ordinary amateur teams.
Anyway, Xiang Yuanyuan was watching and sighing, and these were enough for her to learn.
However, she did not need to learn from these teams, but instead asked Uncle Mo about some shooting styles and some positioning issues.
One is willing to learn and the other is willing to teach. Overall, they get along well.
All these things were filmed, but it doesn’t matter, they will be cut out in the end anyway. Uncle Mo and the others will not change their style just because of the addition of Du Ruo and Xiang Yuanyuan.
Cooking a meal and shooting various shots, it took several hours to finish the meal. The sky became dark and even the dishes that were cooked earlier were cold. Then everyone sat down at the table and started to prepare to eat.
"Come come come ~ eat eat eat."
Although there was no script for the meal shooting, there was still a rough line design. After some discussion, Uncle Mo started to invite people to eat and shoot.
"Wait a moment. Didn't you say you would show me your skills earlier? I think we should do it now."
Du Ruo spoke at this time. He and Xiang Yuanyuan were arranged to sit on Uncle Mo's left. Du Ruo was somewhat accustomed to facing the photographer and spoke very naturally.
"Okay, it seems that today we will not only enjoy a feast for our taste buds, but also a feast for our eyes. It's a good opportunity for us to see it."
Uncle Mo didn't expect Du Ruo to take the initiative to speak, and it seemed that he really wanted to put on a show, so he immediately responded, but his words were very nice, without offending Du Ruo at all. What he was thinking in his heart was whether he should cut this part out later.
After all, it would be too awkward for Du Ruo to practice Tai Chi at the dinner table. It’s not that he looks down on or has objections to traditional martial arts, it’s just that the style is not suitable.
"I see everyone has no drinks, Uncle Mo, how about coconut milk?"
Du Ruo glanced around casually, then pointed at a coconut tree not far away. A huge coconut was hanging on the top of the tree, which was extremely conspicuous.
"Coconut milk is good, then it's up to you."
The camera first captured Uncle Mo looking up, and then moved upwards, faintly seeing the coconuts on the top of the tree. Uncle Mo actually didn't understand what Du Ruo was trying to do, but at least it wasn't Tai Chi.
"I just happened to have disposable chopsticks. These are perfect for me."
Du Ruo took out a few pairs of disposable chopsticks from the table and looked at the coconuts on the top of the coconut tree.
The coconut tree was about twenty meters high and about ten meters away from the dining table. Du Ruo took a look at it, and without standing up, he suddenly threw the chopsticks in his hand away. He used the hand-throwing arrow technique that Du Ruo had demonstrated in Heilongjiang, but this time Du Ruo was not throwing a single chopstick, but a bunch of disposable chopsticks.
“Swoosh~chop~…..boom boom boom!!!”
The chopsticks were glowing a faint red, but were not noticeable in the dark. Everyone even saw Du Ruo just shaking his hand, and didn't see how the chopsticks flew out.
Then I heard a dense sound like arrows hitting a target, and then I saw coconuts falling from the trees like rain.
"!!!"
Uncle Mo and his two friends beside him looked at each other, with some guesses in their hearts, but after looking at the remaining disposable chopsticks in front of Du Ruo and then at the coconut trees in the distance, they all looked shocked and unbelievable.
No one knows coconuts better than these native locals.
If you want to pick this kind of green coconut, it is simply a pipe dream to pick it easily without climbing up and chopping it with a knife.
As a result, Du Ruo didn't even move his feet. He knocked the coconut down from such a long distance with just a few disposable chopsticks?
"I'll go pick up some coconuts."
Uncle Mo did not question whether it was true or not. He just went to pick it up and take a look. Unfortunately, it was night time, otherwise he would have to climb up to see if there were any signs of being cut by a knife. Uncle Mo also suspected that the disposable chopsticks that Du Ruo had just used might have been stuck in the coconut tree.
You know, it's a coconut tree, and it's very hard. Using chopsticks? So far away? Sticking it in? Either of them sounds incredible.
"I am coming too…"
"You can't take it!"
The two little friends nearby saw Uncle Mo stand up, and they also stood up to pick up coconuts.
They were equally curious. If this were true...some of them didn't even dare to think about it.
After a while, the three of them came to the table, each holding several coconuts. There was light here, so they could see clearly.
The handle of the coconut has barbs, which is obviously not meant to be cut with a sharp weapon. Seeing this, the three of them fell silent at the same time. Their minds were in chaos, and they could only see the image of Du Ruo waving his hand and throwing the disposable chopsticks away.
"Cough cough..."
The photographer couldn't help coughing when he saw that the atmosphere was a bit dull.
"I'll get the knife~"
Uncle Mo reacted and wanted to get the open coconut.
"No, give it to me."
Du Ruo spoke again, and without paying attention to everyone's expressions, he grabbed a coconut.
"Shuashuashua~"
Du Ruo didn't seem to be accumulating any strength or making any special movements. He didn't even need to use much force with his fingers to peel off the solid outer skin of the coconut shell!
Peel it off!
Just like peeling an orange!!!
(End of this chapter)
