Chapter 98 Why don’t you laugh? Are you born not to laugh?
At 5 pm, Xu Qingzhou also returned to dormitory 101, only to find that he was the last one to arrive.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw a large suitcase placed horizontally in the middle of the dormitory, with a bunch of things on it, all food.
"Toll!" Xu Zhengyang was sitting at the door, looking like he would not kill you if you handed over your things.
Xu Qingzhou took the rabbit head out of his bag and threw it to Xu Zhengyang, "Call me daddy."
"roll roll roll!"
Kong Xianbo brought Quyang duck pears, and Zhai Ziqiang brought some homemade bacon and red dates grown at home.
So, there was a lot more food in the suitcase: spicy rabbit head, bacon, pears, and a box of what Xu Zhengyang swore was the most authentic Kyoto roast duck.
"What is this?" Kong Xianbo poked the rabbit's head and felt a little scared.
Xu Qingzhou put the food down and said, "Rabbit head, shall we eat it all?"
"I haven't eaten it, but I can try it." Kong Xianbo admitted that he had heard of it, but he had never eaten it. Besides, rabbits are cute.
"I'm in for a treat tonight." Xu Zhengyang took a photo. Xu Qingzhou vaguely saw that he sent it to two girls. He wondered if this guy really wanted to be a Wolf Warrior.
Xu Qingzhou thought about it and suggested, "Old Xu, shall we get some wine?"
There were dishes but no wine, so the food tasted bland. He actually missed the days when he had a drink with his roommates in college.
"Ah? Drinking?" Zhai Ziqiang hesitated.
Xu Zhengyang slapped his thigh, feeling that Xu Qingzhou's words had awakened him from his dream, "Okay, school has just started, so we should get some wine."
"Let's get some more food." Xu Qingzhou took a look at the things on the suitcase and felt that they were not enough.
"Lao Kong, go buy some snacks, grilled skewers, cold dishes, etc. Lao Xu and I will buy some wine and some snacks."
"Okay." Kong Xianbo thought it was okay. It seemed that no one in their dormitory had ever drunk alcohol by themselves.
Seeing that everyone agreed, Zhai Ziqiang also nodded.
Xu Qingzhou and Xu Zhengyang came to the supermarket next to the school.
"Wusu, right?" Xu Zhengyang's eyes scanned the shelves and finally stopped at the wine bottle with a red cap. "I've heard of the deadly Wusu when I was reading a book before."
"One box. Is that not enough?"
"Come and buy more if it's not enough." Xu Qingzhou stopped Xu Zhengyang from buying more.
Zhai Ziqiang drank three bottles of beer, Kong Xianbo drank four bottles, and the rest was shared between the two of them. Although they are in good health now, they have not yet developed a good alcohol tolerance, and are definitely not as good as in their previous lives.
Moreover, when it comes to drinking, being slightly tipsy is the most comfortable. Drinking too much is bad for your health.
Xu Qingzhou bought some peanuts, melon seeds, potato chips, and a deck of playing cards. The two of them went back to the dormitory, one carrying wine and the other carrying snacks.
Half an hour later, the dormitory was ready, with two large suitcases stacked together and filled with snacks.
"If we keep drinking in the dormitory, what will happen to the dormitory manager?" Zhai Ziqiang was still a little worried.
Xu Zhengyang joked: "Why, you want to get the dorm manager to come along?"
Xu Qingzhou smiled and said, "Don't worry, no one will mind. Just don't stay up too late and disturb the people sleeping next door."
"Get going, get going!"
Xu Zhengyang opened a bottle first.
Gatherings at this time are still very pure. No one has any signs of being beaten by society. The topics of conversation are always girls, GPA, and strange things encountered in the club.
After drinking for a while, the atmosphere finally became lively.
He started talking about his family again.
For example, how did Xu Zhengyang's family accumulate seven or eight houses? His grandfather started speculating in real estate, and his father joined in, but he encountered a crisis and sold many houses.
For example, Zhai Ziqiang talked about how much effort his family put into supporting his studies and how difficult it was.
Kong Xianbo seemed to have remembered something sad. He became sentimental and kept drinking.
Xu Qingzhou listened quietly, feeling quite emotional in his heart. No matter how much he complained, when he recalled it in the future, he would still feel that his college days were wonderful.
Zhai Ziqiang had not finished the third bottle and had already started lying on the table next to him, preparing to sleep.
Only Xu Qingzhou and three others were still fighting.
It was almost 10 o'clock and after three rounds of drinks, Xu Qingzhou came back from the bathroom and suddenly realized that Xu Zhengyang was the only one still drinking.
"Where's Lao Kong?" Xu Qingzhou asked. Xu Zhengyang pointed outside the door, "He's on the phone."
Xu Qingzhou went over and found Kong Xianbo sitting at the door, crying, "Yun Fei, I really, really miss you."
Xu Qingzhou: “.”
It was a bad influence in the corridor, so Xu Qingzhou called Xu Zhengyang, and the two of them took Kong Xianbo back to the dormitory.
"Who is Yun Fei?"
"My deskmate." Kong Xianbo looked lonely and it was obvious that he was seriously injured.
"Old Kong, talk, the brothers are listening." Xu Zhengyang patted Kong Xianbo on the shoulder. As he spoke, he turned on the camera of his mobile phone and secretly placed it on the table next to him.
The matter was simple. Kong Xianbo was in love for the first time and they were ambiguous for a while, but they did not end up together.
Xu Qingzhou smacked his lips, he never realized that Lao Kong was still such a lovesick man.
However, when you are drunk, it is best to throw your phone away. After all, there is no guarantee that you will not do something stupid.
Let Kong Xianbo lean back in his chair and feel sad alone. Xu Zhengyang opened two more bottles and said, "Lao Xu, let's continue drinking."
"Are you okay?" Xu Qingzhou also felt a little light-headed.
"Sure, why not!" Xu Zhengyang finished speaking and sighed, "Old Xu, I actually really admire you. How should I put it? I feel like you are different from us. You are very mature, just like...yes, just like my dad and his friends."
"You want to recognize me as your godfather?"
Xu Qingzhou was really afraid that this guy would suddenly come to recognize his relatives.
"roll!"
Hearing this, Xu Qingzhou breathed a sigh of relief. At least he was still sober.
At 11 o'clock in the evening, Zhai Ziqiang went to bed. His snoring could be heard faintly. Kong Xianbo was holding his mobile phone, typing away.
When Xu Qingzhou came out of the toilet, he saw Xu Zhengyang lying on the ground, paddling with his hands. After paddling for a while, he would look up to exhale before continuing paddling.
"Old Xu, what are you doing?"
"Fuck, how the hell are you standing on the water?"
Xu Qingzhou: “.”
The night passed.
Xu Qingzhou woke up at around 6 o'clock in the morning with a slight headache. After taking a shower, he saw Kong Xianbo leaning on the bed recalling what happened last night. He seemed to have thought of something, and he quickly picked up his cell phone. Then his face suddenly changed, as if he had lost his parents.
One night of extroversion brings a lifetime of introversion.
Xu Qingzhou shook his head and sighed. Seeing that others were still lying in bed, he went to buy some porridge for everyone.
"Old Xu, were you the one who cleaned up everything last night?" Xu Zhengyang was a little confused. He only remembered that the two losers had fallen down, leaving only him and Xu Qingzhou, but he had no memory of what happened after that.
Xu Qingzhou nodded, looked at Xu Zhengyang who was drinking porridge, and asked seriously: "Do you remember what happened last night?"
"whats the matter?"
"If you want to recognize me as your godfather, I agree." Xu Qingzhou looked a little embarrassed. This guy was the most troublesome. He kept wanting to lie on the ground. No matter how much you tried to teach him to swim, he couldn't be stopped.
Of course, as for godfather and the like, that’s all nonsense, this guy doesn’t remember it anyway.
"impossible!"
Xu Zhengyang's face flushed, but he suddenly remembered the scene from last night. It seemed that the word "adoptive father" really appeared. Damn, did he really recognize his adoptive father last night? !
"Lao Xu, don't take what he said after drinking so seriously..."
Xu Qingzhou smiled and looked at him without saying anything.
Xu Zhengyang gritted his teeth and said, "I'll take care of breakfast for the next week!"
Xu Qingzhou nodded with satisfaction, thinking that this was pretty good.
Seeing Xu Zhengyang's deflated look, Zhai Ziqiang couldn't help but laughed. Kong Xianbo's mouth also cracked, but when he saw the mobile phone beside him, he felt disheartened and felt that he was not as good as Xu Zhengyang.
"It's funny, but"
Xu Zhengyang's face darkened, and he focused his fire on Kong Xianbo. He narrowed his eyes and asked, "Old Kong, why are you so serious? Don't you like to laugh?"
(End of this chapter)
