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Chapter 9: Hey, it's on TV.

Shen Mu actually didn't like doing such immoral things as stabbing a knife into someone's backside, even if the opponent was just a monster. The reason he attacked from behind was entirely for his own safety.

After all, when the enemy counterattacked, their vision would be poor, giving him a chance to dodge attacks!

Moreover, this kind of deliberate attack on the enemy's vital parts was too infuriating. Even Wu Yong Zhi Ren couldn't help but shiver, as if he had thought of some wonderful experience?

After the Giant Rabbit was frozen, Shen Mu stabbed it four times in a row, even using a particularly vicious Shadow Strike once in between. If it could survive, it definitely wouldn't be bothered by constipation anymore!

Shen Mu suddenly felt that he seemed to have the potential to become a doctor, specializing in difficult and complicated diseases!

Thus, the Giant Rabbit, 'miraculously healed,' had its eyes turn red with excitement. As soon as it broke free from the freeze, it quickly turned around, covering its backside with one paw and fiercely scratching at Shen Mu with the other, wanting to repay his kindness!

Looking at the Giant Rabbit, which had only a dozen or so health points left, Shen Mu's mouth curved into a smile. He didn't rush to attack, but instead let out a mournful cry:

"Oh dear~ I'm so miserable! Please, have pity on me!"

The Giant Rabbit's downward-swiping paw paused, then its eyes became even redder. This hateful, damned human not only hurt its... now he even dared to ask for something from it?

Wu Yong Zhi Ren, who had already dealt with the Hyena pack nearby, also suddenly stopped his finishing blows, looking at the suddenly wailing Shen Mu with a bewildered expression, unsure what he was thinking.

"Ah—" The Giant Rabbit was so angry that it let out a cry for the first time. After refusing Shen Mu's Begging, it fiercely swiped down again.

Shen Mu unhurriedly took out a broken bowl and used Forced Begging. The Giant Rabbit's paw stopped once again, and then it cried... Another carrot was thrown out by it!

It swore that it would definitely pat this human into meat paste!

But just as the Giant Rabbit was kindly bestowing its charity, Shen Mu wasn't idle either. His dagger lightly slashed it once. A trace of humiliation flashed in the Giant Rabbit's reddish eyes, and after a dazzling golden light flashed over its body, it immediately lay dead, dropping items all over the ground!

"Ding! Your party has killed the Burst Rabbit King. An announcement will be made soon. Do you want to reveal your nickname?"

"No!"

Server Announcement: "Player Wu Yong Zhi Ren and his party member ??? have killed the Newbie Village boss, Burst Rabbit King, achieving the First Kill! Reward: 2 Gold Coins, 2000 Experience Points, 1 Universal Skill Point, 100 Regional Reputation Points. This is hereby announced!"

Server Announcement: "..."

Server Announcement: "..."

Three lines of golden text suddenly lit up in the sky, and at the same time, the system's voice sounded in his ears. Shen Mu clapped his hands hard and laughed, "Hehe, we're on TV!"

Wu Yong Zhi Ren walked over, looked deeply at Shen Mu, then picked up all the items on the ground, and said in a faint tone, "We'll split them back in the village!"

On their way back to the village, the two happened to encounter Luan Shi and his group, who had resurrected. Luan Shi Weiyang, like a mad dog at this moment, blocked their path and sharply shouted:

"If you know what's good for you, hand over the dropped items and compensate us for our losses, otherwise, just wait to die!"

Wu Yong Zhi Ren stopped in front of him, observed for a while, and then said, "Not a good dog!"

Shen Mu burst out laughing when he heard him. As the saying goes, a good dog doesn't block the way. He not only called Luan Shi Weiyang a dog, but also called him not a good dog.

"What the hell are you laughing at?! Do you think Luan Shi can't do anything to you just because you hid your information? Hand over the items quickly, or I'll make you suffer!"

"How can you eat at a banquet without taking some food home? I just like taking things with me!" Shen Mu said, waving his hand:

"A good dog doesn't block the way! I'm in a hurry to go back and split the items! And you don't know, that rabbit dropped so many things that my hands are sore from picking them up!

Of course, you guys are also responsible. You died and dropped so much money. I'm a rather frugal person, and I can't stand waste. Just picking up copper coins exhausted me to death~

Everyone's time is precious, so can you please stop whimpering and barking here?"

"You damn..." Luan Shi Weiyang looked at the eloquently speaking Shen Mu, his eyes almost popping out with anger, but for a moment, he didn't know how to refute him. Shen Mu's attack covered too many areas!

Wu Yong Zhi Ren once again looked at Shen Mu in surprise. Can someone really say so much at once? And it sounds so cheap, so hateful!

What to do if I'm a little envious?

Also... shouldn't it be 'yín yín kuáng fèi' (yelping and barking)?

Luan Shi Hong Yan also glanced at Shen Mu. She always felt that this person's eyes were somewhat familiar, but she couldn't remember where she had seen them. She lightly coughed:

"Weiyang, come back! Saying anything more now will only make us a laughingstock. We'll get our revenge later!"

Luan Shi Weiyang glared fiercely at Wu Yong Zhi Ren and Shen Mu a few times, then obediently returned to his team. Shen Mu nodded in great admiration:

"He really listens to his master. This is a good dog indeed~ But he might just be a lickspittle, be careful not to end up with nothing!"

"Damn you!" Luan Shi Weiyang wanted to go forward and have a cursing match with Shen Mu again, but fortunately, Luan Shi Hong Yan was skilled at 'dog handling' and pulled Luan Shi Weiyang back. The group went in another direction.

"Let's go!" Wu Yong Zhi Ren said, continuing forward. Shen Mu felt it wasn't enough and shouted at the backs of Luan Shi's group, "Next time you fight a boss, remember to call me~ Remember my name, I'm 'Wo Hei Qie Ne'!

"I remember!" Luan Shi Hong Yan's voice came from afar. Wu Yong Zhi Ren, however, asked curiously, "Do you have a grudge with Hei Qie?"

"No! Why, do you know him too?"

"Not familiar."

"In this game, I only know you and him. I can't report your name, can I? I'm not that kind of person!"

Heh heh, thank you very much!

Wu Yong Zhi Ren said no more. He also didn't continue back to the Newbie Village. He directly displayed the dropped items:

Burst Staff, Burst Flame Spell, Mad Rabbit Straw Shoes, Hair Full of Resentment x10, Shattered Eyeball x2, Gold Coins x6, Woven Grass x1, Rabbit King Head x2.

The Burst Staff and Mad Rabbit Straw Shoes were both blue equipment, Burst Flame Spell was a mage skill, the heads were quest items, the hair and woven grass were materials, and the shattered eyeballs were gems. All of them were exquisite items.

"I want... the staff and the skill book!" Wu Yong Zhi Ren spoke a bit more, with a slight pause, which could be counted as two sentences.

Shen Mu immediately shook his head. He argued, "We agreed on distribution according to labor! I contributed the most, so I should choose first!"

"You... wanting the staff... is useless!"

"I can sell it!"

"You!"

"Take me to level ten, and the staff and skill will be yours, plus I'll give you a head!"

Shen Mu was already level eight after killing the Rabbit King, and the two thousand experience from the announcement reward filled his level nine experience pool, almost allowing him to level up again.

However, leveling from nine to ten required ten thousand experience, and he still needed a laborer...

"Deal!" Wu Yong Zhi Ren's mouth twitched as he agreed to Shen Mu. He really wanted to haggle with Shen Mu, but the words just wouldn't come out.

Hair Full of Resentment: Blue material. The Rabbit King was full of resentment when it died, which condensed on its tail fur. It can be used to make clothing. When used, there's a chance to add curse-type effects.

Shattered Eyeball: White gem. An eyeball shattered by rage, yet it formed a magical gem. It can be inlaid into equipment or accessories, with a chance to increase hit rate by 1% to 3%.

Woven Grass: A peculiar small grass, possibly with special uses.

Rabbit King Head: Quest item. Can trigger related quests with the Seeker. This item can only be used by players who participated in killing the Rabbit King.

Mad Rabbit Straw Shoes: Blue quality, Agility +5, Movement Speed +10%, Attack Speed +10%, All Skill Consumption reduced by 15%.

Skill: Mad Speed, when a critical hit is triggered, increases movement speed by 5% for 15 seconds. This effect can stack up to three times.

Weight: 1kg, Rating: 390, Restricted Class: Leather Armor, Restricted Level: Level 10.

Description: Wear the straw shoes... and feel like flying!

Every Handsome must have a good pair of shoes!

Shen Mu's eyes lit up after reading the attributes. These shoes were too suitable for him. There wasn't a single wasted attribute, especially the consumption reduction effect, which perfectly suited him... No, it suited everyone!

Wu Yong Zhi Ren naturally also felt a bit envious. He was a mage player, and his demand for mana was particularly high. Although mages leveled up quickly, they were very expensive. A consumption reduction attribute could save a lot of money on potions, but unfortunately, he couldn't use it...

Shen Mu now had nearly ten gold in his pocket, so he wasn't particularly concerned about the cost of potions. The less skill consumption, the more skills could be released in a short time, and the higher the burst damage!

Mages and Thieves were both professions that required burst damage!

Blue potions were good, but they had a cooldown, and drinking too many could lead to constipation... cough, and drug resistance would also increase.

"Let's go!" Wu Yong Zhi Ren was concise, leaving one a bit confused.

"Do what?"

"Level up!"

"Would it kill you to say a few more words?"

"...Are you coming or not?"

"Wait, I'm going to buy some medicine!" Shen Mu rushed to the pharmacy in a hurry. Wu Yong Zhi Ren waved his hand, signaling him to hurry up.

Upon reaching the pharmacy, Shen Mu saw the boss and without a word, performed Begging, receiving a yam. Then he bought five gold worth of medicinal materials and began to mass-produce experience potions.

Fifteen minutes later.

Wu Yong Zhi Ren: "Are you dead?"

"Hold on~"

Shen Mu replied, looking at the forty-something bottles of indigo experience potions and two bottles of dark green medium potions in his backpack, filled with pride.

Big sister-in-law's... skill is really useful!

"Hello?"

"Coming, coming! What's the rush!" Shen Mu bid farewell to Yao Xiaowan, and before leaving, he begged and touched her again, getting two Moon Stream Grasses...

The pharmacy owner was almost completely depleted!

Wu Yong Zhi Ren was already a bit impatient. Seeing Shen Mu slowly walking over, he snorted, but ultimately said nothing, leading him to the Hyena camp east of the Newbie Village.

Hyenas were level 8-10 monsters, lived in packs, had high attack, high movement speed, and low health, which made them perfectly countered by Wu Yong Zhi Ren's ice-based skills, and very few people fought them!

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