Chapter 388 When the Overbearing President Falls in Love with the Lamp Post
Is it worth it to make yourself socially dead on the Internet in order to increase the company's influence?
Zhang Qiyuan was weighing the options silently in his mind.
He was not actually very annoyed about Wang Yong and his friends posting the ridiculous things he did after getting drunk in the group. He was not the kind of boss who couldn't take a joke. Besides, it was indeed something he did himself.
Put yourself in his shoes. If he sees someone drunk and kissing a lamppost, he will also take out his phone to record it and then share it in the group. It is better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone. He cannot have any privileges just because he is the boss.
However, there is a difference between social death in the company and social death in society. If Yang Hao really edits the video and posts it online, he will be socially dead.
After thinking for a while, Zhang Qiyuan made up his mind and nodded.
It's done!
After all, it was not a negative social death. He just drank too much and hugged a lamppost and kissed it. If the effect of this video becomes better after being edited by Yang Hao, then his social death will be worth it.
The current society itself is quite distorted. How many people dress up to look ugly in order to become famous overnight, and how many people sit in front of their mobile phones every day to live broadcast and want to become Internet celebrities. If he can bring traffic to the company just by posting a drunken video, it is worth it.
"Okay, Yang Hao, you edit this drunken video together with the video of me drinking at the company's annual meeting. If the effect is good and the video becomes popular, I will give you a bonus." Zhang Qiyuan said.
"no problem."
Yang Hao's eyes lit up and he said that he liked editing this kind of funny videos. When he saw Zhang Qiyuan's drunken video, he already had a script in his mind. Now that he heard Zhang Qiyuan say that there was a bonus, he was naturally motivated.
“By the way, I called out Qingqing in the video, so you can just change the subtitles to ‘kiss’.” Zhang Qiyuan thought for a moment and said.
Since he is going to die socially, let him die alone, so as not to drag Ni Qingqing into it.
"Ok."
"After the video is edited, show it to me as soon as possible."
After Zhang Qiyuan gave some instructions, he took Yang Hao to the headquarters to handle some matters. The commission for the new house during the recent National Day holiday had already been received, and he had to urge the finance department to quickly return the commission to his clients.
Originally, he was planning to ask Huang Yi to go to the headquarters to live broadcast together, but now that the video of him being drunk has been released, he plans to wait until the drunken video goes viral before doing the live broadcast. By then, the effect may be better.
As soon as Zhang Qiyuan arrived at the headquarters, he saw that everyone had a very strange expression on his face. It looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, and they were having a hard time holding it in. Even Ao Fei was no exception, obviously they had seen the video in the group.
"Laugh if you want to. It's uncomfortable to hold it in."
Zhang Qiyuan was in the office, holding the report handed over by Ao Fei. He glanced at Ao Fei and said helplessly.
"Hahaha……"
Ao Fei burst into laughter immediately.
"Is this funny?" Zhang Qiyuan couldn't help but become curious.
"Haha, it's actually okay. It's just that Mr. Zhang, you are usually very serious in front of us. I didn't expect that you are so... um... cute in the video... It's a bit of a contrast, so it's quite funny." Ao Fei said, trying not to laugh.
"Okay, the commission for the Vanke Runfu order has arrived. Please arrange for the finance department to transfer the rebate to me as soon as possible. Be quick. This client has been urging me recently. Let me know after the money is transferred." Zhang Qiyuan waved his hand depressedly.
As soon as this video came out, the personality he had previously established collapsed in an instant.
"Okay, Mr. Zhang, I'll be out first."
Ao Fei also knew when to stop, so he chuckled and left the office. Zhang Qiyuan was just about to take a closer look at the company's financial statements for the past year when there was another knock on the office door.
"Come in."
"Mr. Zhang..." Yang Hao walked in hesitantly.
"Is something wrong?"
"It's like this. Didn't you ask me to edit the video of you being drunk? I think there are some shots missing, and I want you to add some more." Yang Hao said.
"What shots do you want to add? How do you want to edit it?" Zhang Qiyuan asked curiously.
After organizing his words, Yang Hao said, "I think there are five types of comedy. The first type is the eccentric type. When discussing serious issues, they propose various methods or ideas that are feasible in principle but impossible in practice, just like when Huang Yi asked him to prove that he was the boss, and he said seriously that he would deduct Huang Yi's salary."
"The second type is the low-intelligence type. They use direct and crude thinking that is different from that of ordinary people to solve problems and fail, or they perform extremely childish and simple behaviors that are inconsistent with their status, just like..."
Having said that, Yang Hao subconsciously glanced at Zhang Qiyuan.
Zhang Qiyuan narrowed his eyes slightly and said expressionlessly: "Are you saying that my drunk video is of a low IQ type?"
"No, no, no, what I mean is like Master Huang, who keeps scolding you, the boss." Yang Hao quickly denied.
What a joke! Yang Hao has been working in the workplace for a while now. If he said yes, he would probably be fired tomorrow because he stepped into the company with his left foot first.
Hearing this, Zhang Qiyuan nodded and motioned Yang Hao to continue.
"The third category is the associative category, which uses the vague connection between two things such as homophones or graphics to associate another unrelated thing."
Zhang Qiyuan nodded slightly. He understood this. It was just a simple homophonic pun or something like that.
"The fourth category is the contrast category, which is to complicate simple things, simplify complex problems, or do things that are inconsistent with the character's setting."
"The fifth type is the false induction type, which uses obvious thinking induction to make people think in a certain direction, and finally reveals a reasonable but unexpected ending or truth."
"And what I want to shoot is the fourth type, the contrast type. I think like this, isn't the domineering president meme popular on the Internet now? I will first shoot your serious side when you are at work or in meetings, to create the impression of a domineering president. After the image of the domineering president is deeply rooted in people's hearts, I will release the video of you being drunk. I have even thought of the title, it's called When the Domineering President Falls in Love with a Lamp Pole." Yang Hao said calmly.
Zhang Qiyuan felt a little embarrassed. He could accept sending out the video of himself getting drunk, but it was a bit shameful to bring it out for discussion, and he even had to reshoot the footage.
But for the company, I have no choice but to fight.
"How do you want to shoot it?" Zhang Qiyuan asked.
"Actually, you don't need any other shots. Just shoot the shot of you scolding employees in the conference room. I have all the other shots here." Yang Hao said.
"Row!"
Zhang Qiyuan nodded.
Then he stood up and walked out of the office with Yang Hao.
"Everyone put down what you are doing and come to the conference room for a meeting."
(End of this chapter)
