Chapter 308 Sorry, Crazy Grandma
Time goes back to when the God of Deception bewitched Lilith."Hahahahahaha, Teacher Li Cheng, you didn't expect this, right? All of this was the big show I carefully prepared~" In Li Cheng's body, countless black muds were splashed under the head of the God of Fraud.
The black mud condensed into bones, nerves, muscles, skin, and finally turned into a perfect piece of beautiful meat.
She covered her mouth and laughed like a silver bell.
"Well, before, I deliberately pretended that I couldn't see your reversal of cause and effect, just to appreciate your struggle and your performance. Hahaha, do you still like this feeling of being teased?"
"Also, in the end, as the villain, I was knocked to the ground by you. How did you feel when I begged for mercy, screamed, and wailed? Does it count as..."
At this point, she opened her arms: "Perfect performance!!! Hahahaha!!!"
"Heh, not quite there yet." Li Cheng spat out a mouthful of blood. "If you acted a little more impressive and said something like 'I'll remember you, let's play another round next time', I would feel better."
"Oh? Really?" The God of Fraud's eyes lit up and he tapped his lips with his index finger: "Well, what you said makes sense. If the plot is designed this way, it will have a different flavor. Well, let's do this next time."
"But what a pity, my little teacher Li Cheng, you can't see the more interesting plot~"
"Well, I have to thank you for pulling me into your body, saving me a lot of effort. So..." She pouted her lips and licked them lightly with the tip of her tongue: "Where should I start eating you~ Oh, yes, there is also this~"
As she said this, she put her hands behind her back and skipped to the side of the God of Rage: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, interesting, Teacher Li Cheng, you are so mean, you actually dressed my companion up like this."
At this moment, the God of Rage had an eye mask on his face, earplugs in his ears, his mouth was sealed by a sphere, all his senses were sealed, and he was also feeling extremely shocked.
As if sensing the danger, the sealed God of Rage sobbed and struggled.
"Hahaha, thank you so much, Teacher Li Cheng. This way, I can save a lot of effort~ Hehe."
As he spoke, his hand covered in black oil placed on the God of Wrath. The oil seeped down her skin, absorbing the power of law in her body bit by bit into his own body.
"Oh, this one is not an ordinary clone. It not only has the power of law, but also the furious ring of law. Oh my, this is really beyond my expectation."
"My wrathful god, please just hand the ring to me. Don't worry, I will collect your body when I return."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
The Wrathful God struggled violently, but all her efforts were in vain.
The seal on Li Cheng held him tightly, leaving him no way to resist.
She could only watch helplessly as the God of Fraud took away everything from her.
"Ahem..." Li Cheng raised his eyebrows: "Ms. God of Fraud, how about you eat Him and let me go?"
"Oh? You want to beg for mercy?" The God of Fraud raised his eyebrows.
"What are you talking about? I'm not begging for mercy. I just feel like I've found a soulmate." Li Cheng explained, "I think we're both fun-loving people. We're a perfect match."
"Perhaps, we can travel through various worlds together and find all kinds of fun."
"Well, now that you mention it..." The God of Fraud's eyes lit up: "I really think it's good, Teacher Li Cheng. If you are by my side, I will definitely be able to direct a more beautiful and moving drama."
"Really? I told you, we can be partners."
"Well, you're right."
"Then let's call a truce?" Li Cheng scratched his head and stretched out his hand.
"Well, let's call for a truce." The God of Fraud nodded and extended his hand.
next second.
An invisible blade suddenly flew out from behind Li Cheng.
And the pitch-black bone blades also shot out from the buttocks of the God of Deception.
The bone blade collided with the knife blade and canceled each other out in mid-air.
The situation suddenly became awkward.
The two looked at each other and laughed awkwardly at the same time.
The trick was too heavy.
"Haha, you are worthy of me, Teacher Li Cheng. You actually use the same trick as me." The God of Fraud blinked his big eyes: "I almost fell for it~"
"Haha, same to you." Li Cheng laughed awkwardly.
"Oh my, but this incident also makes me sure that I can't keep you by my side. You are too dangerous."
"Is there no need to discuss it?"
"There's no room for negotiation. I think it's better to make you into a puppet. So, just do it and enjoy it." The God of Fraud turned one hand into a bone blade and stabbed it towards Li Cheng's chest.
"Okay, you're right, enjoy it." Li Cheng stepped back gently, and the Huishi gold coin appeared in his hand.
Move instantly and activate!
A moment later, he passed the God of Fraud and came behind the God of Wrath. A finger knife appeared in his hand and he chopped it fiercely!
"Resurrection, my Starfury!!!"
"Who, who the hell is your Star Fury!!!"
The seal on the God of Rage was suddenly half lifted, and his five senses that had been obscured were restored to his body.
She grabbed the bone tail of the God of Fraud and said, "Li Cheng of the Groove, I will kill you!!!"
"No, sister, I'm not Li--"
Before he could finish the myth of fraud, the god of wrath grabbed him by the feet, flipped him over, and threw him to the right.
"Bastard Li Cheng, feel my wrath!"
"No, you got the wrong person—bang!"
The God of Fraud was pulled up again and slammed hard to the left.
"I'm going to kill you, I'm going to hang you up and let you use your big meat () to maintain your balance, Birth Dongxi!!!"
"If you want to kill him, kill him. What are you doing to me? Bang!"
The God of Fraud was grabbed again and slammed hard to the right.
that's it.
Amid the continuous roars of the God of Wrath and the howls of the God of Deception.
The God of Fraud was like the Hulk throwing Loki, being lifted up and thrown down again and again.
First the right side,
Then on the left,
First, the left side.
Then on the right,
Left hand, right hand, a slow motion~
Right hand, left hand, slow motion replay~
Half a minute later, she was hit so hard that she lost her ability to resist. The furious god also stepped out and stomped hard on her face: "Submit or not, Li Cheng of the ditch!"
"I told you damn well, I'm not—Bang!"
Another punch came down, and the clone of the God of Fraud fainted completely.
"You still don't admit it, bah!"
The angry god spat again.
Li Cheng: …
He snapped his fingers, and used the same set of equipment to tie up the God of Fraud, depriving him of his five senses. Then he smiled a sunny and yearning smile, bowed and saluted:
"The God of Fury is truly a heroine and a woman of character. Even among the countless true gods, she is one of the strongest. Li Cheng admires her very much."
"Haha." The furious god turned his head, narrowed his eyes, and was full of murderous intent: "When you tied me up, did you ever think of admiring me, born in Dongxi?"
"Sir." Li Cheng held up a finger: "You don't know, I didn't mean to tie you up."
The God of Rage: “Haha.”
"I'm serious. I know very well that your strength and anger are linked. I tied you up and put you there to stimulate your anger and make you the strongest version of yourself!" Li Cheng spoke earnestly and earnestly.
"Haha, so I have to thank you?"
"That's not necessary. I do good things but never ask for anything in return." Li Cheng said shyly.
"You are so shameless!"
The next second, the furious evil god stomped his feet hard and rushed to Li Cheng, grabbed his neck and pressed him to the ground.
"Boy, since you want to cultivate my anger, you should be prepared to face my anger, right?"
"Are you ready to be executed by me?"
Li Cheng: ???
Isn't this line mine?
"No, sister, let me remind you that I am not a physical body now, only a spiritual body."
"Spirit body, I will execute the spirit body as well!!!" The eyes of the furious god were bloodshot, he could no longer restrain himself.
It's not her fault. It's been left there for a day and the vibrations keep coming. It's probably like this.
Li Cheng had no choice but to wave her arms, and two more chains stretched out and grabbed her arms from behind.
"Heh, bastard, do you think your seal is still so strong?" The God of Fury sneered and pressed his arms hard, trying to break the seal.
"God of Fury, I know you can break free of this seal at any time, but don't forget that breaking the seal will cost you a price." Li Cheng said calmly: "If I try my best to stop you, you will be skinned alive even if you get out."
"By then, will you still be able to deal with the God of Fraud who is eyeing you covetously outside?"
"..." Upon hearing this, the God of Fury clenched his fists, the murderous intent in his eyes remained unchanged, but his movements stopped.
"From what the cousin Fraud said, you have the Ring of Law on your body. If you die here, your main body will probably be seriously injured." Li Cheng continued, "You want to survive, and so do I. We have the same goal."
"Well, you are quite right about this." The God of Wrath nodded.
"If that's the case, then——"
"Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about you calling fraud a cousin." The God of Rage roared to the sky: "This bastard is just a stinky cousin!!! I'm going to execute her too!!!"
Li Cheng: …
"Okay, go on." The God of Rage sneered and broke the two chains on his arms, but did not attack Li Cheng.
"I think we can form an alliance." Li Cheng took out the Dark Bible: Book of Deception from his arms: "Your goal is that dusty world. In order to go there, you need a physical body."
"I can become your body. You lend me your power and I will fulfill your wish. After you enter the dusty world, our covenant will be dissolved. What do you think?"
"Haha, Li Cheng, ah Li Cheng, put away your boring tricks." The God of Rage looked at him mockingly: "Do you think I don't know what you have in your hand?"
"That is the Book of Fraud. Its effect should be to draw up a contract that is only valid for me and not for you. You want to use this thing to make me work for you for nothing? Haha, I think you really want to be executed by cannon."
She looked unfriendly, and the murderous intent that had just faded from her eyes surged out again: "If you are really sincere, let me sign the contract."
"That won't do, sir. You are a true god. Your contract allows you to play with me as you please. I have no room to resist. Doing so would be sheer suicide, not a transaction," Li Cheng continued.
"Haha, this won't work, and that won't work either, Li Cheng, it looks like we can't conclude our alliance."
"No, of course not, sir. What I want to tell you is... since you know the effect of the Dark Bible: Book of Deception, you should also know that mortals will have to pay a high price to use this book, right?" Li Cheng explained calmly.
"Well, that's true."
"I am an ordinary mortal, and you are a true god. If I want to use the contract spell that is only effective on you, the price I need is..."
Li Cheng said as he opened the Dark Bible, and a number appeared on it.
【48 billion years of lifespan】
"To be honest, my life span is not that long. If I use such a trick on you, I will be annihilated into particles directly."
"Therefore, I can only conclude a contract with you that is binding on both parties."
"Hmm..." The God of Wrath frowned. This is true.
Among mortals, only life forms that are mainly composed of elements can live for billions of years.
But Li Cheng is obviously not this type of life.
"Sir, I don't believe in your contract spell, and if I use ordinary spells, I guess I can't restrict you at all. After thinking about it, this is the only plan that can allow the two of us to have a fair transaction. What do you think?"
"Well, in that case, that's true..." The God of Wrath nodded, but still felt a little uneasy.
She always had a premonition that the man in front of her was trying to trick her.
"Sir, please do not hesitate any longer. We do not have much time. If we cannot reach an agreement, both of us will become bait for fraud. It does not matter to me as a mortal, but you are a true god."
"Do you really want to perish like this?"
"Just think about how many insults the God of Deception will say while she's eating you. She will try her best to mock you to show her intelligence. She's always like this, isn't she?"
"Sir, when I think of her mocking you like this, I feel bad for you. You are constantly fighting outside, while she is standing behind, waving her sleeves and stealing your credit."
"That's fine, but now, I want to eat you. Can you tolerate this?"
"Huh... Yes, you are right, absolutely right! Haha, I can die, but I absolutely cannot allow myself to die at the hands of a stinking bastard like the God of Deception!"
The God of Rage clasped his hands together and said, "Okay, I'll sign this contract!"
"It's a pleasure to work with you, sir." Li Cheng also extended his hand devoutly.
Well, Crazy Grandma, I'm sorry, Li Cheng didn't mean it.
I'll lend you 48 billion years of life!
(End of this chapter)
