Chapter 367: Serial soul torture.
"Alin, tell me, if you do this, will someone dig a hole for you later?"
Luo Shiyao whispered to Li Jinglin in a low voice.
Li Jinglin's expression just now was very Chinese and very contrary to grammar and pronunciation. It was too bright.
It was so bright that Luo Shiyao couldn't ignore it.
If you think about it carefully, you can understand the principle.
At that time, I almost didn't laugh out loud, but luckily I held my nerve.
"Don't you have to think about it? It's inevitable."
Li Jinglin smiled, and it didn't look like he was talking about any conspiracy.
Instead, he seemed to be trying to please his female companion.
In addition, the two people's voices were very low and they all spoke in Chinese. The staff could hear a little and understand a little, but it was too limited and they didn't care at all.
"No matter how treacherous he is, he still needs Master Kou's foot-washing water."
"The best way to deal with digging a hole is to guide him and take the initiative to give him a hole!"
"Okay, okay, Brother Lin, as expected of you!"
Luo Shiyao was stunned.
When it comes to insidiousness, you still have to look at my brother Lin!
Trick people.
This is not uncommon in the entertainment industry.
It is too common to dig a hole for you, both inside and outside the words, and fall into it without paying attention.
Moreover, based on the current relationship between Li Jinglin and Victor, it is difficult to imagine that Victor will not dig a hole for him.
When you know someone is going to dig a hole for you.
In fact, it is the safest time.
At this time, you only need to take the initiative to bring up a topic that looks like a trap, guide the other party, and make the other party think that they have seized the opportunity.
That would be equivalent to taking full control of the initiative.
Instead, you can dig a hole for the other party.
At that moment, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows sympathetically.
I thought of Victor who I had not yet met over the phone.
You said you have nothing to do, so why bother with him?
"Um"
Li Jinglin narrowed his eyes slightly.
Start thinking about any way to get out of the trap, and the corresponding ways to deal with it.
It’s absolutely right to prepare a few more sets.
Time passed by slowly.
soon.
The car arrived at the entrance of the club.
Just got off the bus.
Li Jinglin could feel the looks of surprise and then dissatisfaction coming from his side.
The ostentation is really a bit big.
Five welcome cars cleared the way.
Only the car in the middle got off a man and a woman.
Soon he was welcomed into the venue by a bunch of concierge staff.
This ostentation is probably a bit exaggerated than that of the Lighthouse boss.
In the beacon of "freedom", it is obviously difficult to accept such behavior. For a while, Li Jinglin seemed to be the target of public criticism.
But soon.
Li Jinglin's eyes lit up.
The next second, Li Jinglin was seen holding the hand of a white man.
"You are Victor!"
Victor was a little confused.
But he nodded.
"Hello, Mr. Li."
"Oh my god! I really can't imagine that Mr. Victor would invite me so solemnly."
Li Jinglin immediately seemed very excited, and even looked like he was about to cry.
"You deserve it, you really deserve it!"
The people around him were stunned.
Then he looked at Victor meaningfully.
Le, the relationship between the two seems not as friendly as it seems.
Are you using this method to mess with others again?
"But this is your wish! How could I refuse such a wish?! This is an insult to you, Mr. Victor!"
"Facing such a friendly offer from Mr. Victor, I really can't refuse!"
Li Jinglin looked moved and spoke passionately.
It's really said loudly.
This loud statement really made the people around him slightly startled.
Then he looked at Victor happily and planned to start eating melon.
No one is stupid, but everyone likes to eat melon.
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Victor's face twitched.
Li Jinglin held his hand and spoke very deeply.
Victor thought of ten thousand Li Jinglin's reactions.
But to be honest, Victor really wouldn't dare to think of such a way of coping.
Doesn't he have no respect for riding a horse?
Just hold hands and almost burst into tears? !
No.
You are not angry, calm, gloomy, or fighting back
Directly sent me a wave of gratitude? !
Obviously.
Victor doesn’t quite understand what the social fear of Northeasterners is.
Li Jinglin's set of tricks would be quite explosive even in China.
"Mr. Li, as long as you are happy."
Victor smiled slightly.
Before he could say anything, he heard Li Jinglin speak again.
"It's really touching that Mr. Victor is so busy and can still take care of me around New Year's Eve."
Li Jinglin's words immediately made Victor's eyelids twitch again.
Just want to skip this topic quickly.
Then he said it casually.
"This is as it should be."
"Lee, it's a little late, but I wish you a Merry Christmas"
At this time, Victor indeed said this casually.
After all, all I can think about is how I can invite you in and then dig a hole for you to jump into.
I just want to deal with it and don't dwell on meaningless topics for too long, so as not to dig a hole for you again.
But obviously.
After hearing what Victor said.
Li Jinglin scratched his head honestly and smiled heartily. "Haha, Mr. Victor, I don't want to celebrate Christmas."
"You can't miss Christmas? That's a shame."
suddenly.
Victor's eyes lit up.
Yes.
This man is from China.
Li Jinglin's words "I can't miss Christmas" immediately gave Victor a direction to attack.
faith!
Yes, it’s about faith.
As long as there is some guidance in this regard, and the media takes it a little bit out of context.
It is easy to cause a lot of trouble to Li Jinglin.
At that time, either we can deal with these troubles and take care of Li Jinglin.
Or you can use this as an excuse to not award the award to Li Jinglin with topics such as "morality is greater than artistic standards".
If I could express my regret again.
It can not only enhance the visibility and gold content of the award.
We can also hit Li Jinglin and prevent this hateful Easterner from doing whatever he wants with Western awards.
soon.
Victor brought Li Jinglin to the venue.
There were many reporters around, recording this scene.
At this time, Victor made a subtle move towards several reporters.
Then he turned his head, smiled and wanted to say something to Li Jinglin.
But, it hasn’t been said yet.
Then he noticed that Li Jinglin suddenly frowned and spoke first.
"I am a guest. What we in China believe in is that guests do as they please and respect other people's culture and customs."
"You just mentioned Christmas. In fact, what I just said was a little offensive, but I have to be honest."
"Maybe it's because of cultural differences. The reason why I don't celebrate Christmas is mainly because I have always had difficulty understanding some of the logic of Christmas. I hope Mr. Victor can help me explain it."
"I think the great God should be willing to guide a confused soul."
Victor was stunned.
Immediately he couldn't help but laugh.
Even reporters couldn't help laughing.
This is great.
This is simply Li Jinglin taking the initiative to hand over the knife!
"Li, you are serious"
"I am also a confused soul, but maybe you can ask? If I can answer it, I will answer it!"
While Victor was talking, his mind was also running rapidly.
I have already planned to start finding loopholes and providing guidance.
However, when Li Jinglin opened his mouth, everyone around him immediately became quiet.
So much so that the sound of the entire venue was much weaker.
"Why do we say that Santa Claus gave it to the children when it was clearly a gift bought by parents? Is this deception? How can parents deceive their children? Is Santa Claus suspected of infringement again?"
Everyone was stunned.
Victor's rapidly racing mind also slammed on the brakes.
Some of the surrounding celebrities looked over with shocked pupils.
Good guy, wonderful, the topic here really dares to catch up!
I’m afraid this Grammy isn’t going to be about having a lot of fun!
"Haha, Mr. Li, that's it."
It can only be said that Victor still has two brushes.
He laughed and spoke quickly.
"Christmas is the day when the great Son of God is born. We, devout believers, will dedicate gifts to the great Lord, and the Lord will love devout believers and bring gifts to children, just like our love."
"Although modern Christmas has simplified the steps, children still need to be told that parents love the Lord and also love their children, and the Lord loves their parents and their children. Children must love the Lord and also love their parents."
"it is good!"
Clap clap clap!
Not to mention, Victor's fallacy really received a lot of applause.
The people around him immediately looked at Li Jinglin.
However, I found that Li Jinglin looked serious.
"Then does God like toy cars?"
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Everyone was also confused.
What's the problem?
But soon, Victor was sweating profusely.
Can you say you don't like this horse riding?
Doesn’t this mean that “God will give things to his children that he doesn’t like”?
Who can stand this!
"The Lord loves everything in this world, of course, too"
Victor gritted his teeth.
I was sweating profusely.
".I also like cars!!"
Immediately, Victor hurriedly spoke quickly.
"But just because you like it, you give it to children who like it. This is the greatness of the Lord!"
After saying this.
Victor felt like he was about to faint.
Soul torture is simply fatal.
For the lighthouse people, this is undoubtedly forcing themselves to jump repeatedly on the edge of danger with him, Li Jinglin.
"call"
pity.
Just finished.
Before you can relax, take a breath.
Suddenly, Li Jinglin frowned and asked again.
"So does Santa Claus entering someone's house through the chimney count as trespassing? According to the lighthouse law, can the owner of the house shoot? If he shoots, does it count as blasphemy?"
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Victor's brain immediately shut down.
Like being struck by lightning.
But Li Jinglin still asked with a smile.
He looks like a student.
"No response. Does that mean that the lighthouse is not as free as it advertises? The scope of protecting citizens' personal property rights is actually limited?"
"hiss!!"
Look around.
I saw celebrities from all walks of life starting to have pupil earthquakes.
The surroundings became eerily quiet again.
(End of this chapter)
