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Chapter 337: #337 - I will never tell anyone, ever

The Buddha Buddha looked around the room, but found that no one made a sound.

The Buddha Buddha couldn't help but twitch his lips. These bastards are good at nothing but sucking up!

Every day, they chant scriptures and meditate, putting on a respectful and pious appearance, but when something happens and requires discussion, they all play dead, not daring to say a word.

Finally, someone jumped out.

The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li Jing jumped out and said angrily, "Buddha, this matter must be the work of an anomaly! I suggest we kill him, and the Journey to the West will be smooth!"

How many treasures did the Western Paradise have to pay to ransom Li Jing last time?

And the last time Chu Hao came, this Li Jing shrank in the corner like a turtle, trembling and pissing his pants.

And now, this guy is jumping out to be a clown again?

If it weren't for the fact that Li Jing was the only seedling under the ancient Buddha Dipankara, Guanyin Bodhisattva would have slapped this Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King to death by now.

Li Jing was furious, "You!"

The Buddha Buddha glanced at Li Jing coldly, "I suggest you adopt her suggestion."

The Immovable Wisdom King also sneered, "I also suggest you adopt the Buddha's suggestion to adopt her suggestion."

Immediately, Li Jing chickened out and shrank to the side, not daring to say a word.

The Buddha Buddha felt a headache coming on. Bad news bearers, infighting, weaklings, echoers, and pure idiots… Just thinking about how the Western Paradise is full of these fools, and a bunch of old schemers are hiding on the side watching the fun.

The Buddha really wanted to curse. What the hell!

What kind of sin did I commit? If I committed a crime, I should be dragged out and shot, why should I have to lead this group of fools!

No, if I get any angrier, I'll get a heart attack…

The Buddha Buddha took a deep breath and waved his hand, saying:

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, take a trip. No need for a reason, just drag King Tang to hell to scare him. The plan remains the same! Even if there is no Dragon King's soul-claiming, force it! If necessary, please ask the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for help."

Buddha Buddha: In the end, one Buddha has to bear everything.

This is a good boss who does everything himself.

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded and turned to leave.

The Buddha Buddha exhaled a breath of turbid air. Let it be this way. As long as we can get back on track, being a little barbaric is fine.

And there, Li Jing was still shouting, "My Buddha, I think this matter really might be the work of that anomaly. I suggest…"

The Buddha Buddha's nose tingled upon hearing this, his face was pale, and his eyes were full of tears.

What the hell!

Can this only seedling of Dipankara be strangled to death?!

Someone, even if it's the Three Realms Law Enforcement Prison God, come and take this idiot away!

Who would have thought that it was Li Jing's nonsense that accidentally revealed the truth.

But at this moment, the truth is not important.

Guanyin Bodhisattva has already descended to the mortal world with the decree.

The human world, Jambudvipa, Chang'an City.

King Tang woke up. Although he had smashed the Dragon King's ghost to death last night, King Tang still felt very unhappy.

The forbidden area of the palace was so easily infiltrated by ghosts, and they even attacked his bedroom.

That day, King Tang summoned all his trusted ministers again, told them about the matter, and discussed it.

Although it sounded very fantastical, and some ministers even found it absurd, those old ministers were shocked but firmly believed it, because they had all seen ghosts and gods, and naturally believed in the existence of ghosts and gods.

But no one had a solution. After all, they were ghosts and gods, and they couldn't directly attack the Netherworld, right?

And when King Tang asked about the matter of attacking the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu, although the ministers all agreed, they also mentioned the current difficulties.

Although Jambudvipa has experienced a period of development, its population and military strength are still less than after the battle with the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu.

Although many strong people have been born because of the Chaos Storm, the key is that the new generation is not enough. If we just start a war now, there might be a glimmer of hope.

Unless someone can quickly increase the base number of people cultivating immortality, attacking the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu would be a lose-lose situation.

After all, they have all seen the shameless tactics of the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu. If they can't win, they will directly call Buddhas and Arhats to help in secret, making it extremely difficult to attack.

King Tang's ambition was unfulfilled, and he was constantly harassed by the Western Paradise, which made him feel a little upset.

He could only let the ministers continue to think of ways.

And because of the Dragon King's incident last night, King Tang strengthened his defenses.

That night, King Tang summoned Qin Shubao and Yuchi Jingde and ordered them to guard the front and back gates.

These two were King Tang's fierce generals, who had achieved success in cultivation. In the past, they followed King Tang in the southern and northern wars. Even in the battle with the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu, they were loyal.

They, who had reached the peak of cultivation, were neatly armored, holding golden gourds, axes, and halberds, guarding outside the palace gate!

They were very majestic, and with the aura of generals, ordinary ghosts and gods could not approach at all.

Although King Tang knew that this could ward off small ghosts, but not the arrangements of the Western Paradise, at least it was a little comforting.

King Tang did not know that he would face the cruel fate of being directly kidnapped.

Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly descended to the mortal world. This time, she learned her lesson. She did not go through the front gate of Chang'an City, nor did she enter hell.

With a shout, Cui Gui was directly brought up from hell.

Cui Gui immediately bowed down, looking at Guanyin Bodhisattva in fear.

"I don't know why the Great Compassionate Guanshiyin Bodhisattva of the South Sea Purple Bamboo Forest has come. Bodhisattva, what do you want to order? I will definitely do my best and dare not neglect!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was very satisfied with Cui Gui's humility. After all, this was how normal ghosts and gods should behave when they saw her.

Unlike those City Gods, their faces were ferocious, and they didn't take Guanyin Bodhisattva seriously at all.

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Cui Gui coldly and ordered:

"Cui Gui, listen carefully. Convey my Buddha's decree. King Tang's lifespan has ended and he must be hooked into hell. You must act tonight without fail!"

Cui Gui was shocked to hear this.

"What? King Tang's lifespan in the human world has ended?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva stared at Cui Gui with a pair of cold eyes.

"This matter is recorded in the Book of Life and Death. You can check it yourself."

This was not Guanyin bluffing. King Tang's lifespan in the human world was naturally not something she could manipulate at will.

As early as when the Journey to the West was decided, King Tang's lifespan was arranged to be around this time.

However, without the prelude of the Dragon King, King Tang would probably die very abruptly now, so they could only force it.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stared at Cui Gui, her whole body's aura pressing down on Cui Gui, threatening him:

"Tonight at midnight, you must act. Afterwards, force King Tang to hold a Water and Land Assembly to save the wronged souls. Also…"

"This matter must not be leaked out. Do you understand?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva stared at Cui Gui intently.

Cui Gui was naturally trembling with fear, bowing down and worshiping.

"I know, I know. I will never tell anyone what the Bodhisattva has ordered, absolutely not!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded and left satisfied, finally seeing someone who knew what was good for them.

And then…

"That's how it is, Great God of the Prison, is there anything else you need me to add?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva had just left when Cui Gui rushed to Chu Hao's side and gave a report, word for word.

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