Chu Hao looked at the stone platform under the Buddha's seat with disdain,
"Sitting on this stone platform for so long, doesn't it cause hemorrhoids?"
The Buddha, who was originally majestic and solemn, was struck in his sore spot by Chu Hao's words!
The Buddha was crying inside! It's not right to hit someone in the face, or to expose someone's shortcomings when scolding them!
You stole my ninth-grade golden lotus, and made me sit on this stone platform for so many years.
If my rear end wasn't relatively tough, I would have had ten hemorrhoids by now!
The Buddha took a deep breath, implying that he couldn't lose in terms of momentum, and said loudly:
"Bold Hell God, how dare you be so rude when you see me, the Buddha?"
Chu Hao tilted his head and sneered:
"What if I'm rude? Are you going to hit me with your Abhaya Mudra?"
"Oh, that's right, you're missing a finger, your Abhaya Mudra looks so ugly."
The Buddha was once again struck in his sore spot by Chu Hao.
Almost, the Buddha burst into tears on the spot!
Bullying people!
Wuwuwu, you're not being kind!
It's not right to hit someone in the face, or to expose someone's shortcomings when scolding them.
You exposed my two most painful points as soon as you opened your mouth!
I just made my entrance, give me some face, being bullied to the point of almost crying as soon as I come out, how am I going to live in the future!
That's because he's scared!
The Buddha kept admonishing himself: Chu Hao is not scary, don't be afraid, don't be afraid...
The poor Buddha was bullied by Chu Hao to the point of having psychological trauma.
The three great Bodhisattvas next to him immediately got angry.
Bodhisattva Guanyin jumped out, pointed at Chu Hao angrily and shouted:
"Evil creature, how dare you speak like this in front of the Buddha!"
Chu Hao suddenly grinned,
"You have a mole on your leg, down there below your waist..."
Immediately, Bodhisattva Guanyin's face turned green, so green that it turned red!
Chu Hao looked at the other two Bodhisattvas who were hesitant to speak, and grinned,
"So you guys like white and blue, I'll send you another set later."
Immediately, Manjushri and Samantabhadra's faces turned green.
In an instant, Chu Hao trampled the arrogance of the Buddha and the three great Bodhisattvas who had just entered the scene, showing no mercy at all.
The Buddha took a deep breath, he already had a way to deal with Chu Hao!
That is.
Endure!
The Buddha pretended that nothing had happened just now, his face was extremely thick, he looked at Chu Hao coldly,
"Hell God, enforcer of the Three Realms, why did you appear in the Underworld for no reason, and block my Western Heaven's three great Bodhisattvas from saving King Tang?!"
"You harbor evil intentions and want to disrupt the Journey to the West... !"
The Buddha was about to accuse Chu Hao righteously.
But Chu Hao suddenly shouted, "Don't talk yet!"
"Oh, okay." The Buddha naturally closed his mouth and took back what he was about to say to accuse Chu Hao.
Chu Hao was a little lost in thought.
[Congratulations, Master, your perverted desires are earth-shattering, forcing the Buddha to come in person!]
[Reward: Ignore all conditions and directly advance to the Great Luo Golden Immortal Completion Realm!]
Immediately, a warm current surged through Chu Hao's body.
The next second, Chu Hao's realm shackles were broken.
Great Luo Golden Immortal Completion!
[Congratulations to the Master for reaching the Great Luo Golden Immortal Completion Realm, the system is updating, please wait]
[System update successful]
[Chu Hao]
[Realm: Great Luo Golden Immortal Completion (Still lacking 800,000 wisps of wish power merit to reach Half-Step Quasi-Sage)]
[Cultivation Method: Nine Revolutions Pangu True Body Art (Fifth Revolution)]
[Magic Treasures:
Heavenly Dao Treasure: God-Slaying Spear (Heavenly Dao Killing Treasure)
Thirteenth-Grade Merit Golden Lotus (Top Ten Supreme Innate Spiritual Treasures);
Immortal-Slaying God-Slaying Treasure Blade (Supreme Innate Spiritual Treasure), Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree (Supreme Innate Spiritual Treasure);
Innate Spiritual Treasures: Heaven-Turning Seal (Given to Xiao Qiong), Pagoda, Spirit Show Drifting Clothes (Given to Ni Chang), Celebration Cloud Golden Lamp, Ninety-Nine Red Cloud Soul Scattering Gourd, Killing Wolf Samsung Bracelet, Pocket Sun Net;
Merit Magic Treasures: Shennong Cauldron (Super Enhanced Version of Merit Supreme Treasure), Xuanyuan Sword, Nine Provinces Cauldron (Merit Spiritual Treasure);
Acquired Supreme Treasures: Thirty-Three Heavens Golden Exquisite Pagoda (Borrowed by Nezha), Demon Emperor Sword, Holy Spirit Cloak, Nuwa Blood Jade, Blood Eye Sword;
Acquired Spiritual Treasures: Flying Smoke Sword]
[Spells Divine Powers: Seventy-Two Transformations of Earthly Fiends (Complete), Rainbow Transformation Technique, Eight Nine Mysterious Art, Buddha Kingdom in Palm, Law Manifestation of Heaven and Earth, Vajra Indestructible, Moving Mountains and Filling Seas, Mastering Five Thunders, Boundless Mysterious Ice, Void Wind, Chaos Divine Thunder]
Chu Hao raised his eyebrows, he was indeed a little puzzled.
I haven't even started my perverted desires yet, how did the system determine that the task was completed?
The task ended before it even started?
Chu Hao suddenly understood.
Could it be that the system actually regarded those appetizers just now as doing a task?
Chu Hao shook his head, how could this system be so simple?
But it doesn't matter.
This saved Chu Hao from exposing his true self, so that Chu Hao's character would not collapse.
Chu Hao was still thinking that he should have obtained merit before, which should have been a million merits to advance to Half-Step Quasi-Sage, just because he obtained 200,000 merits that time.
However, Chu Hao was a little puzzled, where did this merit come from?
At this moment, Chu Hao saw the Buddha who had been waiting silently for a long time.
Chu Hao only remembered at this time that he seemed to have left the Buddha hanging here for a long time.
"Ah, ha ha ha, sorry, I made you wait for a long time."
Chu Hao smiled awkwardly and turned back to look at the Buddha.
The Buddha's face darkened, he had been obediently keeping his mouth shut since Chu Hao scolded him to shut up just now.
Now that he reacted, why should I, a dignified Buddha, be afraid of him?!
The Buddha was furious and continued to scold:
"Hell God, enforcer of the Three Realms, you harbor evil intentions and want to disrupt the Journey to the West, what is your crime!"
Chu Hao waved his hand and sneered instead:
"I forgot to interrogate you if you didn't mention it, how dare you secretly kill King Tang and lure King Tang's soul to the Underworld!"
"This matter has deviated from the agreement with my Heavenly Court, you are in trouble, you are in big trouble!"
The Buddha was exasperated,
"How is that possible, we have the Book of Life and Death, we have reasons and evidence to hook King Tang's soul! Bring the Book of Life and Death!"
Just right, at this time.
The Treasure Maiden, dressed as a Dance Magic Heavenly Maiden, ran over quickly and shouted:
"Buddha, King Tang needs the Book of Life and Death to be resurrected, otherwise the procedures are incomplete, quickly give me the Book of Life and Death!"
The Buddha looked dumbfounded, and looked at the Treasure Maiden face to face, dumbfounded.
Treasure Maiden: "Buddha, quickly give me the Book of Life and Death, otherwise how can King Tang be resurrected?"
Buddha: "I want you to bring it to me!"
Treasure Maiden: "If you don't give me the Book of Life and Death, how can I give you the Book of Life and Death?"
Buddha: "If I had the Book of Life and Death, would I waste my breath talking to you here?"
Treasure Maiden: "..."
Buddha: "..."
The Treasure Maiden and the Buddha fell into silence at the same time.
And Chu Hao next to him smiled slightly,
"Come, let me show you a big treasure!"
