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Chapter 384: Head Shaking Dancer

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Opposite the uncle, a young… brother appeared, dressed in trendy clothes, with ear and nose piercings, and various non-mainstream patches on his face.

“...... Hmm??”

The uncle was stunned, his dreams instantly shattered.

“Damn it! Bro, why are you a guy?!”

“Uncle, what kind of talk is that? If I’m called ‘bro,’ am I not a man?”

The trendy youth puffed out his chest, revealing the words “Buried Love” on his chest, and said proudly, “Also, Uncle, don’t call me ‘bro.’ Please call me Young Master Qing. I am a top-tier noble of the Buried Love Family. How dare you use such a common title to address me?”

“Ah?”

The uncle was stunned.

What Young Master Qing?

What Buried Love Family?

Bro!

Aren’t you just an Adventurer here to play Dungeon? Why are you getting so into character?!

“No, where did you even get this outfit…?”

The uncle, who was usually uninhibited and loved freedom, found himself speechless at this moment.

Are young people’s aesthetics so unique these days?

Look at that long hair, like a hedgehog, but for some reason… it actually looked a bit handsome. What’s going on?

“This outfit of mine?”

Young Master Buried Love flicked his hair, “It’s exchanged from the system. For only 500 happy coins, you can get a one-day experience card as a Buried Love Noble. It’s incredibly cost-effective.”

Only then did the uncle realize…

There were actually all sorts of malls inside. He had been so focused on head-banging earlier that he hadn't noticed this.

“Five hundred happy coins, that’s enough to head-bang five times! What a spendthrift, how could you bear to spend that…?”

Young Master Buried Love said indifferently, “It’s just a drop in the bucket. What matters is happiness. To become a great Buried Love Noble, what are 500 happy coins! Come on, Uncle, let’s have a showdown!”

Young Master Buried Love flicked his hair, issuing a challenge.

Upon hearing this.

The uncle’s gaze also gradually changed, filled with fighting spirit.

“Interesting, interesting. As the Dance Law Celestial, who has dominated various Dungeons, this is my first time encountering an opponent like you. Today, I shall let you, young man, witness what a true Dance King is.”

“Come on, Uncle, I, Young Master Buried Love, will surely seize your position as the Dance Law Celestial.”

After speaking.

The two merged stages and jointly selected a difficult song, “Da Da Da.”

The song’s prelude began.

The aura of the two suddenly changed.

As if a blazing fire had appeared between them.

“Yoyoyoyo!”

“Let happiness pass first…”

“……”

The prelude began.

Young Master Buried Love was the first to attack.

His lightning-fast speed caught the uncle opposite him off guard.

He revealed a shocked expression.

“What?!”

“So that’s it, that seemingly hedgehog-like afro, when flicked, actually unleashes such a unique effect.”

“Each strand of hair is like it has a life of its own.”

“……When flicking, like dancing spirits in the dark night, it actually radiates an unparalleled charm of dance moves.”

The uncle stood frozen in place.

It wasn't until the third line of lyrics passed that he reacted.

He immediately roared:

“Damn it!”

“I admit that head of hair of yours is indeed something, but don’t underestimate me either, kid…”

With that.

He immediately displayed his true strength.

On both sides of the stage.

Extremely dazzling light suddenly erupted. This was a special effect Chen Yu had specifically set up.

Compared to the gradually heating up Audition Online.

Inside the Gluttony Gallery, the Adventurers were also in full swing.

“Cheers!”

“Brothers, it’s fate that we can all sit here today. I won’t say anything else, it’s all in the wine. I’ll take the first one for everyone!”

At a large dining table.

More than a dozen people were seated, and the table was filled with various common street food dishes.

Such as stir-fried clams, sliced beef and offal in chili sauce, salt and pepper duck head…

Each person ordered a few bowls of dishes.

Several boxes of wine were brought over.

And so, with their feet on the wine boxes, they began to drink.

“Drink!”

“Drink this cup, there’s another cup…”

“Drink the next cup, there’s a third cup…”

Toasting each other.

The Adventurers participating in the rating never expected that one day they would be sitting inside a Dungeon, enjoying delicious food that they couldn't even enjoy in the real world.

From the moment they entered the Gluttony Gallery, they had been constantly oscillating between “wanting to eat” and “let’s see.”

It was simply that they wanted to eat everything here, but they were also reluctant to spend.

Unlike the Adventurers in other Dungeons, the Adventurers in the Gluttony Gallery clearly understood the value of happy coins.

A bowl of delicious noodles was only worth one hundred happy coins.

This was something that was simply impossible to eat in the outside world.

And there were all kinds of lamb skewers, beef skewers…

However, compared to the Adventurers from Gourmet Town, they were a bit more patient.

They wouldn't fall instantly.

In the Gluttony Gallery, they looked here and there.

And constantly believed that they would surely find the most cost-effective way to open this Dungeon.

Eventually…

These dozen or so people found this street food stall.

The most cost-effective dishes.

Plus boxes of beer.

Nothing could compare to a street food stall under the night sky.

If one person ate, they could only order a few dishes.

But if a dozen people were pulled together, they could enjoy the most food with the lowest limited consumption.

In addition.

Plus these boxes of beer, at first they felt like horse piss, really not good to drink.

But after drinking iced beer, combined with the specially raised temperature, a feeling of exhilaration and comfort surged in the hearts of all Adventurers.

“This is too awesome!”

“This thing called beer is really interesting. At room temperature, it’s like horse piss, but after being iced, it’s absolutely amazing.”

“It’s getting to my head, it really is a bit much.”

“I won’t say anything else, have a drink. After this drink, we’ll be brothers…”

Several men, arm in arm, even started singing.

After one round of drinking.

Those who weren't satisfied went for another round.

Anyway, in this Dungeon, they couldn't get drunk no matter how much they drank, and they couldn't get full no matter how much they ate.

They could only purely enjoy the taste bud experience brought by the food, and the slight stimulation brought by the beer alcohol to their brains.

Round after round.

They were reluctant to leave this Dungeon until their happy coins were empty.

“Big brother, third brother, today we, Shaxian Snacks, will become sworn brothers. This will surely go down in history. From now on, we do not ask to be born in the same year, same month, and same day, but we do ask to die in the same year, same month, and same day…”

“Brothers, we, the 108 heroes of Water Margin BBQ, will directly rebel against this system and snatch back that birthday cake to celebrate Big Brother’s birthday.”

“Boss, I really have no money left. Can you give me a chance? I’ll even wash dishes and work here to pay off my debt!”

“??”

The robot slowly typed two question marks on the screen.

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