Hearing Shen Dinghai's strange question, Mr. Zhao blushed, "Are you sick?""Really not!" Shen Dinghai said as he carefully took out the little yellow book from his pocket, "It says here to pee against the wall."
"Even if you don't believe me, you have to believe this magical book!"
After hearing this, Mr. Zhao looked at Shen Dinghai with an even stronger, idiotic look.
"I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."
"Don't go! Believe me! This book is really magical! It's the authentic version!"
Shen Dinghai shouted until he was almost hoarse, but Mr. Zhao remained determined to leave until Shen Dinghai began to mutter.
"Then I can only try it myself."
The determined Mr. Zhao paused, turned around hesitantly, and looked back at Shen Dinghai with a complicated and expectant look.
"…Are you really going to do that?"
Shen Dinghai pulled up his trousers and said, "I bought the genuine book. There can't be any mistakes in the genuine book. Of course I have to try it!"
Mr. Zhao's eyes instantly changed from suspicion to admiration.
This is a cruel person!
Shen Dinghai almost pressed his entire body against the wall, until his upper body was perfectly pressed against the wall, he turned his head with difficulty and called out to Mr. Zhao.
"It's hard for you to believe in the pornographic book, so please help me with this little favor!"
"What help?" Mr. Zhao witnessed Shen Dinghai's appearance, and his brows trembled uncontrollably when he answered Shen Dinghai's words.
Really... Shen Dinghai's behavior of confronting the wall looks too... weird!
It can be seen that he has been trying hard to maintain his posture. Only his chest and abdomen are pressed against the wall. His lower body is trying to move outwards to leave enough space for urination later. His head is even turned to talk to Mr. Zhao.
It is not easy to maintain such a twisted posture, and Shen Dinghai was already panting while speaking.
"Come and help me block it, I don't want to be seen by others, ha~" Because he didn't adjust his breathing rhythm, the ending of Shen Dinghai's voice took a strange turn.
Mr. Zhao's eyebrows jumped when he heard the strange noise. His eyes were filled with solemnity and determination. Then he walked over little by little with a gloomy face.
"…Is this enough to block it?"
Mr. Zhao couldn't understand what he was doing at all. He just wanted to see if this lunatic would really go to the toilet in public. Why did he become the one who covered him?
Is there any difference between the nature of his behavior and Shen Dinghai going to the toilet in front of the crowd?
Mr. Zhao's pupils trembled violently in his sockets. No, there is a difference. He is more annoying than Shen Dinghai!
Because Shen Dinghai was facing the wall, no one could see what this lunatic looked like, but he was facing the masses!
What’s the difference between this and shitting in the street!
Mr. Zhao thought desperately, but his feet remained where they were without moving. Perhaps it was because the man's pleading eyes were too pitiful... After he stood there, he could no longer move his feet...
Just like once you step on shit, there is no way to change it, he doesn't mind stepping on it a few more times.
The two men were squeezed against the wall, almost back to back, and stood there for a long time without any other movement. This strange phenomenon soon attracted many passers-by to stop and take a look.
The magical thing is that everyone who stopped chose not to make any sound and just watched quietly in tacit understanding.
Mr. Zhao tried to force a polite smile, but found himself so stiff that he couldn't even move his facial muscles.
“…Not yet… okay…” Mr. Zhao’s desperate eyes reflected the puzzled faces of the onlookers.
"No, I don't feel anything! Otherwise I wouldn't have asked you directly! When you don't feel anything about this kind of thing, you always have to think about it! Especially under these conditions..."
Shen Dinghai moved uneasily while speaking, "Did you block me properly? I can't let others see what I'm doing..."
Mr. Zhao: …
Two men stacked on top of each other, does it make sense to block them or not? It always arouses everyone's curiosity...
Shen Dinghai's suspicious behavior of walking around against the wall and adjusting his pants quickly aroused the suspicion of the onlookers. Many people took out their phones to take pictures, but strangely, their phones all turned black without exception. "This person is against the wall, right? We must record it, eh? What's going on? Is the battery out?"
"Mine is the same, it can't be out of power, I just fully charged it."
"That's weird! My phone is like this too!"
Shen Dinghai was shocked when he heard the discussions behind him. He squeezed out from the gap between Mr. Zhao and the wall.
"What's going on? Why didn't you tell me earlier when there were so many people watching? How come you don't care about my innocence at all!"
Mr. Zhao's lifeless eyes slowly moved down from Shen Dinghai's face, stopping at his crotch.
"So you're okay?"
Shen Dinghai was furious: "Of course not! I didn't even take off my pants! How could I get in with so many people around!" He said with lingering fear: "Fortunately I didn't take off my pants. Being stared at silently by so many people... It's too scary!"
After hearing the complaints from the people around him, Shen Dinghai immediately realized that there was something wrong with their phones - they were taking pictures of him.
And what will you definitely get if you take a picture of him...
This is the wall of ghosts! So the key to the problem is indeed here!
Shen Dinghai's eyes lit up with excitement, and he almost jumped up to point to the sign hanging on the aisle behind him.
"What does it say here?!"
"...cardiothoracic surgery..." Someone was frightened by Shen Dinghai's shocked attitude and spoke in a daze.
Shen Dinghai was almost ecstatic, pulling Mr. Zhao's sleeve and shaking it hard, "Did you hear that? Cardiothoracic surgery! You are definitely in the right place!"
"Your guidance is correct! My guess is also correct!"
Mr. Zhao looked up at the sign in disbelief. It clearly read "Otolaryngology" in large letters.
"Are these the extras you found?"
Shen Dinghai screamed: "I'm crazy! I'm looking for extras! I told you we've hit a wall! It's not bah bah bah..."
"I've hit a wall! And I've got you with me!"
The onlookers opened their eyes wide, "You've already hit the wall, aren't you crazy? What are you talking about now?!"
Shen Dinghai snorted, "If you don't believe it, do you dare to walk around this corner with me!"
As he spoke, he approached the crowd, looking angry like a bull, and most likely a bull with a mental illness!
The onlookers were frightened and scattered.
In a blink of an eye, only Shen Dinghai and Mr. Zhao were left in this place.
Shen Dinghai sighed, "What? I was thinking that this ghost wall is not particularly smart, can we use the loopholes to get through it? In the end, it still depends on the two of us."
Mr. Zhao frowned and then relaxed his brows. "There's no one here now. Why don't you... continue what you were doing?"
Shen Dinghai slapped his head suddenly, "Great!"
What is so wonderful? Mr. Zhao couldn't keep up with Shen Dinghai's train of thought. "Is the suggestion of peeing against the wall a good one? Isn't this what we are supposed to do anyway?"
After saying this, Mr. Zhao wanted to bite off his tongue. Without us, there is only one person who wants to pee in the corner!
He would never become that kind of person!
Shen Dinghai smiled and said, "I just recalled the contents of the book carefully. The book only said that it can be broken by using aphrodisiac body fluids against the corner of the wall."
“But it doesn’t say it has to be produced on the spot!”
His excited eyes met Mr. Zhao's.
"So where is the toilet?!" (End of this chapter)
