Chapter 499: Anti-Birch Alliance and Old FatherMinister Gao never let go of Birch after he picked him up, which Hei Cha found difficult to understand.
"You don't want to hold it while eating or going to the toilet..."
Minister Gao skillfully covered Birch's ears with his hands. "Sister Black Tea keeps saying things we don't like. We won't listen anymore~"
Black tea: ...
She was speechless, and when she turned around, she saw Zhong Ning rubbing his arms. "What's wrong? Are you cold?"
Zhong Ning shook his head with a bitter face, "I just can't understand why Minister Gao likes Burch so much."
The communication between the two people who equally disliked Birch officially began.
In order to avoid Minister Gao, who had the mentality of an old father, from getting upset, they found a corner to discuss in a low voice.
Hei Cha's eyes lit up, "You also think that fat bird is ugly?"
"Not really... Angry Birds isn't very pretty, but it's very cute and adorable, as if they jumped out of a cartoon." Zhong Ning said and nodded.
Heicha's eyes turned cold again, not a word she liked to hear, but Zhong Ning suddenly made a turn.
"But... I still can't accept it..."
"Why?" This time it was Hei Cha's turn to frown. She just felt that the fat bird did not quite fit her aesthetic, but she did not find the fat bird annoying.
"It hit Minister Gao, so you hold a grudge against it?"
Zhong Ning blushed, but did not hide her admiration for Minister Gao, "It's not because of this!"
"It's the same point as before. I can't accept that it is the external vocal organ of the flower eater." Zhong Ning got goose bumps all over his body just by saying these six words.
"Birch looks cute, but in my eyes... I always see him as the mouth of a flower eater!"
"Minister Gao was holding a mouth in his arms the whole time! Minister Hei Cha, just imagine how scary that scene was!"
Black tea: ...
“Children have really vivid imaginations.”
Zhong Ning's face turned even redder. "Minister Black Tea, you are not much older than me! And I mustered up the courage to share this with you!"
Hei Cha said “Oh” calmly, “Then I’ll muster up the courage to share with you. I think the little fat bird is really ugly.”
Zhong Ning was speechless, "...Ah?"
Black Tea raised an eyebrow, "Cherish it, it's so hurtful... I don't usually say things that hurt birds."
"But don't you say such hurtful words anytime and anywhere?" Zhong Ning was completely dumbfounded and told the truth directly.
Black Tea: “…I can’t communicate with children.”
Just when the Birch Alliance was about to disband on the spot because they didn't like it, Ran Ran came back and Hei Cha immediately went to greet him.
"Why can't I see Doctor Bai?" Ran Ran spoke first after observing the environment inside the house.
"He went to take samples. The flower-eater's garden contains many rare flowers that he has never seen before. They may be useful as medicine."
Hei Cha pointed to a large leaf on the thickest vine in the house, "He picked a large leaf, rolled it up, and went out."
Ran Ran was a little worried. "Isn't he afraid of encountering the same thing as Birch? Just picking the flowers that the flower eater wants to eat?"
Hei Cha imitated Doctor Bai's smile and said, "He said that the Flower Eater will not act rashly towards him as a guest because of you."
Zhong Ning inserted his head into the gap between the two of them.
"Minister Black Tea, you are really not suitable for smiling. Your smile scares me."
Heicha suddenly felt his fingers itchy, and for some unknown reason he clenched them into fists.
"Xiao Ning, are you going to rebel?"
Ran Ran suppressed her laughter and said, "No way, it's obviously very beautiful."
Zhong Ning begged for mercy, "I didn't mean to slander you, Minister Black Tea. I was just imitating your usual speaking style, really..."
"That's very hurtful!" Hei Cha frowned, "I usually speak bluntly, but not like this."
She looked at Ran Ran as if to verify. Their eyes met and Ran Ran smiled and shook her head, "Absolutely not."
"Minister Black Tea never spoke before."
"It's because we went on this mission together and became a team that he started talking more to us."
Hei Cha looked at Ran Ran's sparkling eyes and suddenly felt embarrassed. His ears turned slightly red and he changed the subject.
"Evil boy, were you called out by the Flower Eater to chat just now?"
Ran Ran shook her head. "It's something else, some preparations."
Ran Ran didn't explain clearly, and the two stopped asking.
"But I did run into Him on the way back. He said he wanted to catch up with me after breakfast, which meant chatting."
Hei Cha snorted coldly, "That's a good excuse, 'keep in touch'!"
Zhong Ning's attention was on breakfast. "Wouldn't He eat it himself instead of preparing some for us?"
"He is a god who only cares about eating, but he doesn't care about us who have physical needs! It's really too much!"
"I felt last night that He didn't arrange it well. There's just an empty house and a bed of leaves, nothing else."
Zhong Ning asked eagerly, "Besides, why do we have to sleep together? Even though the leaf is big enough, if you, Evil Child, sleep with Minister Black Tea, we can't."
He pounded his waist twice, "I slept on a hard floor all night, and now my waist still hurts."
Hei Cha was strangely silent for a moment, "Xiao Ning, how about this? You sleep on Ye Zi's bed tonight."
"Really?" Zhong Ning's eyes lit up. "Then where do you and the evil boy sleep, Minister Black Tea? In the next room?"
"We sleep on the floor."
Zhong Ning immediately waved her hands, "How can two girls sleep on the floor?"
Ran Ran said seriously: "Don't have such an idea, we only consider practical needs."
"I don't mind sleeping on the floor, and I don't have any desire to sleep on the bed, but you really want to sleep on the bed, so we should meet the conditions for the exchange."
Hei Cha expressed the same idea after hearing this, "I'm not interested in sleeping in bed either."
"I've slept in all kinds of environments when I was on a mission before. Xiao Ning, just sleep if you want to. Don't feel any psychological burden. It's just that..."
"Don't be too obsessed with eating and sleeping. These are not the main purpose of our staying here. You can relax when you are preparing for war, but don't relax too much."
Zhong Ning finally understood what Hei Cha wanted to express.
"I understand, Minister Black Tea. I let my guard down too much."
The flower eater was better than Zhong Ning had expected. At least he didn't prepare only breakfast for himself. But when he came to the vine house with a bowl full of flowers, Zhong Ning was still speechless.
"My Lord, you're just going to give us this to eat?"
The flower eater frowned, "I eat this too, are you dissatisfied?"
"Hehe." Zhong Ning uttered two words slowly to show his respect.
"I suppose these two laughter onomatopoeias are not meant to express joy?" The Flower Eater's eyes grew colder.
In order to prevent the Flower Eater from getting even angrier, Birch immediately got out of Minister Gao's arms and flew towards the Flower Eater.
Although it is a bird, it behaves like an enthusiastic pug.
"My Lord, you are here! Did you have a good rest last night? What did you have for breakfast? Do you miss Qi without him by your side?"
The flower eater looked a little different, "You also know about missing someone? It seems you have learned a lot from being around you guests."
Burch's hair stood on end. Oh no! He was clearly trying to please the adults and ask them to punish those people less severely, but why did he end up making the adults angry?
Minister Gao walked forward without backing down and came face to face with the Flower Eater.
"That's what I taught him. I told Birch to always miss his hometown. Do you have any questions, sir?"
